Why do people stockpile toilet paper? I can think of more essential items

Why do people stockpile toilet paper? I can think of more essential items.

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It is a little silly when you can just drag your ass across the ground.

You won't miss it until it all gone

I didn't know mckully culken was a trans woman now

Go without it for a week and let me know how you feel.

Easy to trade and doesn't have an expiry date

Then you've never gone days without toilet paper

Why do women use toilet paper when they could just use my mouth

bingo, just stock enough to last between in-store specials and loss leaders.

never get caught paying full price; 14.99$ for a 12 roll.

Do Indians carry tissue around or do they sand away the feces using shit?

kek

I usually buy them when they go on sale. I buy a ton and put them into the closet. It’s not like it expires.

A sealed unused package of toilet paper is worth more then twitter stock.

The stock prices for twitter stock is a ponzi scheme.

A brand new pack of sealed Charmin is worth more.

I used rags for three years when I lived innawoods. Just washed em and re-used em. So much softer than toilet paper.

Do you want to wipe your ass on leaves?

real men don't wipe

Why do juice bitch and whine on Yas Forums they should leave for other pastures.

Once my dad couldn't figure out why the toilet paper he was storing under the sink was getting shredded. Then he opened the cabinet and saw a big potato bug making a nest out of it. Nightmare fuel.
If you're going to store toilet paper, make sure your name isn't Thomas.

Can all ways get bidet attachments for toilet as a back up.

>luxury toilet paper
i though you used bum guns over there?

Went to Walmart today not a roll in sight. But there was a whole display full of triple packs of flushable asswipes on sale nobody even touched.
The only thing I can think of is Oprah or somebody told all the retards to go buy toilet paper.
Chlorox wipes all sold out.
Bottles of Chlorox and paper towels all still on the shelf.
This is chink-level retardation.

Yuck you must be a stinky Indian or nigger

Nice larp

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To resell for an outrageous mark up of course. Your shekels are mine goy.

Not sure, hindus are some really weird and dirty mofos.

I have heard some of them just use their hand and call it a day.

All bathrooms should be equipped with both bidets and toilet paper attachments.

>kike cricket ruining everything
color me shocked

If I run out off TP because of Chinese bugmen I’m gonna start shitting on their lawns every morning

I've wiped my ass with leaves. I'm guessing you haven't Nancy boy

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you can actually get parasites from doing so;it's less likely than say wiping your ass against a rock in the water, or literally letting the river wash away your ass.

wants your poops to be comfy, right? and you dont want your females lowly parts to stink up either. They don't wipe, it stinks fucking awfil

>Why do people stockpile toilet paper?
to wipe their ass

>None of these guys know how to use the three sea shells

You can just shower after you shit, I always shower after I shit. Haven't wiped in like 15 years.

Same, been 3 years for me, i can never go back to wiping. These people are unironically NPCs.

kek

Based riparian asswasher

You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute

You can literally spray your ass clean.

You should anyway honestly. Americans are hellbent on cutting their dicks off and walking around with rehydrated sweat shit running down their legs, stank breath from sugar toothpaste.

They're beyond retarded.

Thats why you have to use poisonous leaves to keep the parasites away

I'd manage without it. but food ...I need food.

IIRC there was a great article on the breakdown of civilization during the Yugoslav wars. Long story short, even though food was scarce it was poor hygiene that killed the most people. Soap, water, toilet paper, feminine hygiene products. Try taking a shit and deal with your butt without running water or toilet paper. If you dont clean properly you'll get irritated, not be able to walk easily, get open sores and then an infection that can kill you. It's a much bigger deal than you might think.

Are these people expecting the electrical grid and water to shut down? Just get a shower after and clean it with your hands and wash your hands afterward. There is no better way to clean your ass than your own hands, the poop washes away quickly from the water

Divine digits

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Underrated

lol yeah he's on Red Letter media now... It had to happen sooner or later he was M. Jacksons boytoy.

I have a spray bottle as backup.

just buy a bidet and join the civilized world.

>2020
>not using a bidet as your primary clean with some toilet paper stored incase something goes wrong
it's so much cleaner

If it gets to the point of needing toilet paper the people stocking up are going to be the first to die anyways. If it gets that bad you're already fucked lol. I'll be in the woods waiting it out wiping with pine needles.

imagine not taking a shower after shitting. what a lowlife.

fuuuuck show me her dick

You can crumple up printer paper and use that, or any kind of paper

>poop
>shower
>wipe asshole clean
>no toilet paper waste
?????

Unlike a pajeet an american would rather die than be unsanitary

It’s all a plot by the newspaper industry

I'm sorry but you will never convince me washing shit rags is preferable to toilet paper.

It’s women that are hording all the toilet paper

Men just wash it off in the shower

More importantly, did we somehow de-evolve the need to wipe our asses? proof of God from poo poo butthole

>Why do people stockpile toilet paper?
I agree - here are a couple ways to avoid the need for tp:
from this week - in Commiefornia
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Have you tried shitting at a public establishment? Even better, steal toilet paper from s public establishment (or ask to buy it if youre autistic). Imagine the reaction from the workers at bed, bath, and beyond when you offer to buy their toilet paper fron the restroom!

Just get a bidet attachment and you've cut down on your toilet paper consumption by a factor of 10. Bidet master race report in.

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In prison you get one toilet paper roll per month