/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1678

What the fuck are boomers planning to do?

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okay thats it its PANDEMIC. FUCK WHAT WHO FAGS SAY. LISTEN. ITS FUCKING PANDEMIC. P A N D E M I C

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youtu.be/oeX1XXQNi-Q

why do false prophets keep pushing back the dates when they get btfo? so tiring

8 CONFIRMED CASES IN ARGENTINA

WE'RE FUCKED

clarin.com/sociedad/coronavirus-argentina-confirmaron-tercer-caso-analisis_0_Nb7c_1xH.html

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Well I used to be a nothingburgerfag then a justaflufag.
But now that I've been infected and recovered I can truthfully it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

IF THIS ISNT PANDEMIC I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS

China Numba Wan

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What's wrong with that cat?

So South Korea is clearly cooking the numbers at this point, right? They don't just peak at 200 new cases a day, when every other country has shown exponential growth.

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Consider the following.

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That word has no meaning
please call it a "low risk multi continent viral threat"

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Nice 10 round mag. What are you a New Yorker like me?

you can buy the others deens

>dead mutts: 15
Lol, still only 15.
How long has it been stuck at 15?
4 minutes? 5 minutes?

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are there any inside transmissions tho? and hows weather at least above 20C right?

i'm glad i don't drink coffee

keep calm and wash your hands

I hope this virus either kills me, or ruins the world. idc which. I just want this ride to end.

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>102050 infected
>3494 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>duh there's a global pandemic happening what should I do
>I know get a dirty fucking monkey!!!

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it's just carl and his carwindow

Justinian I is often credited as the most influential Byzantine emperor, but his reign also coincided with one of the first well-documented outbreaks of plague. The pandemic is believed to have originated in Africa and then spread to Europe through infected rats on merchant ships. It reached the Byzantine capital of Constantinople in 541 A.D., and was soon claiming up to 10,000 lives per day—so many that unburied bodies were eventually stacked inside buildings or left in the open. According to accounts by the ancient historian Procopius, the victims demonstrated many of the classic symptoms of bubonic plague, including sudden fever and swollen lymph nodes. Justinian himself was stricken and managed to recover, but over a third of Constantinople’s residents were not so lucky. Even after it subsided in Byzantium, the plague continued to reappear in Europe, Africa and Asia for several years, causing widespread famine and devastation. It is believed to have killed at least 25 million people, but the actual death toll may have been much higher.

Cheers for this, interesting.

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t, then respond:
it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

TBF the prediction wasnt off.
The APIAC meeting was the couple days prior so essentially 2/3 of congress were infected On March 5th (i think news even broke on the 5th too)

Essentially these are the people that run the fucking world and our lady in red will cull them. Hence the world ends

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

its cool man dont fall for the deenz meme

Why is .40 cal the ammo of the apocalypse?

>t, then respond:
Dude
This bit is the instructions
You don't post this, it's the next line you post
i.e.
>it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy
Like in this thread

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Unbelievable

maybe coronachan is bad but at least this fresh ebin maymay is funny.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I cannot wait to rape your corpse after corona Chan kills you with her nectar of love

nice glitch

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COOForado confirmed

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thankyou for your work sir.

probably all cop guns are in that in usa if im right

And what happens when you run into me?

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Boomers love it for some reason and a lot of police use it.

uh didn't answer the question schizo

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Will a ketogenic diet improve my immune system? Could it be the difference between getting infected vs keeping it at bay?

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Northeast PA Highschool student here. A bunch of schools got let out early today because of "snow", even though the forecasts only called for like an inch. But apparently there was a guy from Wayne county who moved around a bit and everybody went oh shit and panicked. Hope this spreads and we have a few days off.

If you are old it kills you. If thou young it fucks you up inside for life and kills you early eventually :)
YOU CANT RECOVER FROM A BIOWEAPON LOL

Smoked herring is nice too

It's what police and 50 year olds like. This group must be prepping

Canada is kill

> Toronto man diagnosed with coronavirus used local transit for three days

theglobeandmail.com/canada/toronto/article-toronto-man-diagnosed-with-covid-19-used-local-transit-for-three-days/

Was the monkey ever explained?

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>when every other country has shown exponential growth
The more you test, the more you will find. SK coronavirus testing is unprecedented

Please be aware that "Kung Flu" is just one of the many aliases for this disease. They include:
>Wu Flu
>Monarch
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

Thank you for your attention.

digits confirmed, unlike you march 5 prophecy ;))) truth hurts, huh sois? :) NOT-GONNA-HAPPEN and you know it :)

That's just the name of a cruise ship.

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I really feel like it's not a big deal.
Swine infected a shitload of people too, and nothing happened.

Kinda sad how many threads you've had on this.

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so this virus will infect half of the population, and after it leaves any of those who survive, it comes back and infects half of those again. so a quarter gets it twice. and 4 percent of infections die from it

it's probably going to get nearly half since the virus has such a long incubation period. what a big deal. and people will start panicking a lot when the bodies start piling up

popcorn

buy whatevers left or right before they lock them up too?

Bring it you corn fed mofo I got a 3 month supply of meth

So right now it's on in São Paulo, Rio, a state literally called Holy Ghost, Brasilia in the center and Bahia in the northeast. That means contact with local bat populations and mutation is happening very soon. Be ready

>infected
exposed, you mean

Best thing about plagues is vast opportunity it creates. Take the renaissance for example. What great paints were made and my favorite style of art

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well then why don't you kill yourself you worthless faggot

guardian.ng/life/italy-bans-kisses-and-handshakes-due-to-coronavirus-outbreak/

>Italy Bans Kisses And Handshakes Due To Coronavirus Outbreak

who is this semen demon? Saw a picture earlier of her at what it looked like wallstreet with a cool mask

I thought boomers went for .45 AARP, while .40 was more like the special snowflake ammo for people too cool for 9mm/.45 but too weak for 10mm

>LATEST CASES
i told you last thread to add Hiroshima City to this you fucking nigger

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200307/k10012318741000.html

first confirmed case in the city. 30yo man. confirmed at 9:02 local time

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what is your federal and state govs saying burgers?
you're pretty much a laughing stock over here.
why are you lying about the numbers? even china didn't resort to your desperate levels of cope.

it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

Since they’re burgers, they’ll probably shoot and coof their way out of quarantine because“muh raghts”

your right hand will be useless after I land a .30-06 near that handle.

isnt same as amphetamines? that shit sucks how do people enjoy it

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sure buddy lol ;)

REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T CALL IT A PANDEMIC IF THE WORD PANDEMIC IS NOT A REAL WORD ACCORDING TO THE NIGGERS FROM W.H.O.

What's even more hilarious is one of them posted the instructions as well as the pasta He's deleted it now though and I didn't get a screenie

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Don't come crying when your shops are out of food.

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it not big deal if you get infect, literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

NOT THE KISSARINOS

How many threads have you posted this shit in now? 200? 800? 1678?

youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

My sides, some crackers on there.

WHERE IS XI!!!!!!!!

IF ONLY 2 PEOPLE WERE INFECTED ID STILL CALL IT PANDEMIC IF I WANTED TO

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Because LEO Trade-In Glock 22’s are the official handgun of NEET poors.

The best metric to see if you are fucked is how efficient your lungs are. What is killing people is their inability to get oxygen in their blood. So the boomers who are old, smoke, don't exercise are fucked

literally the best thing for you right now is to do cardio until you break your fucking legs and get your heart racing for extended periods of time

it really isn't. it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Man the USA is fucked

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Time for molotov cocktails then :^)

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All come from Italy, our goverment is retarded and didn't close the airport yet.
Weather is hot, 30C today. But winter will start next months, then we will be really fucked.

Chinks gonna chink

youtube.com/watch?v=MCqlctL24Ks

Good damn. She makes my dick like diamonds with that blonde hair.

wasnt like 5 just a few hours ago

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It's in my county and the shelves are plentiful.
People here aren't panicking over something that causes cold-like symptoms.

you have a worse mortality rate than china. i thought you were the world's hyperpower.

SOUTH CAROLINA INFECTED

OH i know what I meant

Goddamn corona-chan. Those tits are to die for, but those legs tell me it could very well be painful.

it's also due to the fact it infects your nervous system, so there's that.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

That's my dad's birthday, no!

We need to buy lots of toilet paper guys.

Nothing happened because it was the same mortality as the flu.

Coronavirus fucks your balls up. Sterility will be a huge problem for those who recover.

Multiple studies point to yes, paired with intermittent fasting to repair the immune system and doing cardio, especially high intensitive, is a fantastic combo

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>so this virus will infect half of the population, and after it leaves any of those who survive, it comes back and infects half of those again. so a quarter gets it twice. and 4 percent of infections die from it
>it's probably going to get nearly half since the virus has such a long incubation period. what a big deal. and people will start panicking a lot when the bodies start piling up
>popcorn
lol nah, not really. it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

where dat creepy Spaniard waiter.

Holy shit it's really happening

President is handling it

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is it true the world bank has to pay out on a pandemic bond if the who uses the p-word?

g-guys, my gf just randomly blacked out and now she's leaving work to go home. fainted and can't remember wtf happened...am i fucked?

live in midwest.. ok just had its first confirmed case today

OMG RIP USA

twitter.com/trvrb/status/1236097553520660483

>webm
Every fucking time. But full version is even better, shame i lost youtube link.

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6 people died of mystery pneumonia

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The chinks own Africa. The chinese have gone into african countries and bought up everything and have moved in many chink workers and have begun to colonize the niggers. They have set it up to where the leaders of many African countries have signed treaties or lending agreements that are impossible to pay back and basically give the country over to China. It is a big fucking deal. And why you might ask? Who cares about fukcing africa? Well, the climate is changing and grow zones are changing with it. The chinks know this and have moved to the areas that will be wetter and newly fertile. The chinks know about the grand solar minimum and they play the long long game. GSM destroy chinese rulers and dynasties like fucking clockwork. They know it and they are prepping for it.

Jesus Christ what's with all the shills tonight? Is something gonna explode or what? you guys are working some serious fucking OT

I think I had it last week user. Took about 5 days to get over it. Two days were pretty shitty. The shortness of breath sucks. But have been feeling significantly better this week

are they actually testing? if no inside transmission in 2 weeks thats some hope but bad news for u obviously..

******IF youre not a boomer (30+)

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NO S&L strains confirmed!

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Some people have helper monkeys and they're pretty based. I think I have a distant relative who might have had one.

That makes most of the South. Guess its time to disinfect the entire South Eastern coast.

>corona mascot is literally more zeta grey weeb shit
ew

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it's much easier to wait for the virus to kill a lot of people and exacerbate the problem in any way possible
killing yourself is fucking hard bro

These are great

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Naash, not really... it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

>gf just randomly blacked
HAHAH LMAO WHAT A KEK

And this probably does too.
You realize at the start of Swine they said it had a 10% mortality rate right?

Once we count up all the mild cases flying under the radar it will be revealed how low this viruses CFR is as well.

who else /boogereater/ here?

My immune system is overpowered against this shit.

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Nothing like PMA. Everyone ive spoken to or seen today is in a fukin foul mood.

prove it

Flukishima

>comes to an anime website
>complains about anime
back 2 plebbit, faggot

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but numbnuts like you already said the world would end yesterday

Shit, super borat panty face is no match to any of us.

But were Jews trying to infect Christians? Because poisioning and that cloak-and-dagger deal is a certain kind of warfare that a certain tribe has been historically inclined to favor.

Those who exploit others deserve to be punished, especially in the midst of a crisis

I actually don't enjoy meth or really any stims I mainly use it in very small doses to fight fatigue meth can be amazing in small doses I'm talking 5mg

CDC just Fedex'd out like a million test kits tonight, so expect some serious numbers within the next 48 hours.

As for the governments, it's helpful to think of the US as the same scale as Europe. That is, the response will vary a lot. Albania or Montana might have no cases, Georgia or Germany might be really good about handling things, California or Italy might be basket cases.

this

He doesn't say there's not 2 different ones, just that they likely aren't different.

>chink law

380 acp xtp is the master race for carry.

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it's a weekend. people are going to have a lot of time to get into trouble with prepping for the next couple days

popcorn

.45 is popular with boomers but it's fucking huge and impractical even for most of them. 40sw has legitimacy from being used by government and its not that dirty 9mm "nazi bullet" That they like in Europe.

How much do the jews pay you?

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They only test those who feel sick already, there are probably hundreds of infected right now but we won't know about them until the next weeks.

>g-guys, my gf just randomly blacked out and now she's leaving work to go home. fainted and can't remember wtf happened...am i fucked?
it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Many people have no idea that the keto is used to treat epilepsy

theyve been saying that for the last 2 fucking days and the results take 3 to get back

Yeah sure it does.
That's why that's being said literally nowhere but on Yas Forums. Because it's true.

>China's One Corpse Policy

kek

Wrap your nuts in tinfoil

No it doesn't, not when China shuts their whole country down, not when Washington is forced to buy out motels because the hospitals are so full. Stop being willfully blind.

> Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
doi.org/10.31219/osf.io/usztn

Where does the paper say it infects gut bacteria? My understanding was that it just makes the body weaker to some usually harmless gut bacteria

I wouldn’t say it’s nothing. If you get the mild pneumonia it fucking sucks. Makes it harder to catch your breath, which can be a little spooky. But other than that it’s no biggie

Same here back end of January. Still got a bit of asthma from it.

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i need asuka pussy

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Based Nip

Where's all the US cases coming from?

You guys closed travel to China quickly. I guess tourists elsewhere?

This, this, this is serious.

I also bite my nails
Corona Chan will have to fight to the death in me against the other shit I have before she can infect me

kek

Keto isn't gonna save your fucking brainstem from being infected with a viral load champ.

the closest apostles of jesus were jews; therefore whatever you're talking about is something good

this. burn away the underbrush

youtube.com/watch?v=NLGX2L9JLa8

Coronavirus Patient Explains The Worst Symptoms | NBC News

ONLY A FEVER AND LIGHT COUGH

OH NO NO NO HAPPENINGBROS WHAT HAPPENED

Nurgeled

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We will be fine.
America number 1, remember?

The way those decrepit boomers move their bodies is disgusting. They should have approached the gunman with open arms, begging to be culled.

Yas Forums niggers get more retarded by the day, I swear to god. It's basically now a repository for tweets and shills

user odds are you already had it and didn’t get any symptoms, this thing has been spreading for at least a month, and asymptomatic period is like two weeks tops. You do the maths. Have you not noticed how many people are walking around coughing? That isn’t the common cold. It’s coronavirus

China is intentionally infecting them by sending people via a 3rd country, that's why its all down the west coast

>This just in Keto actually saves your fucking brainstem from being infected with a viral load
>More at 11

>1 out of gorillion "recovered"
>paid actor

Every day go to sleep, wake up to more fun news...corona-chan is best girl!
REJOICE!

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My whole life

Just in case the lobotomite that will most certainly drown in his own lung fluids, as he blindly trust the german government, did jump in here as his goldfish-esque attention span couldn't keep up:

> donaukurier.de/lokales/ingolstadt/Coronavirus-Corona-Auskunft-nur-noch-ueber-die-Staatsregierung;art599,4511053

>be ausfag
>hungover after long weekend
>claim to have coronavirus
>don't to do work on tuesday either

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