So this is the power of corona chan

Coronavirus makes you shit 10 times a day

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Make it clean Corona Chan... make it clean.

>not a single white in sight
nice

>go to store yesterday
>literally everything near fully stocked except toilet paper which is near empty

seriously what is this, why are people freaking over toilet paper and nothing else. even paper towels were fine, which is tp+ if people were really thinking about rhis as an emergency. i dont understand

plz somebody explain

FOUND THE VIDEO. LOL...
youtu.be/Zn2HqLOFyFU

White people will start washing their asses with soap and water just like pajeets.

It will all be clean.

To everybody scared of this virus, look around you. Look at the absolute genetic trash living around you and tell me how the world will be a worse place because of a virus.

Woman have to wipe when they both piss and shit

holy digital solar fire

Oh don't worry, I'm 100% team Corona Chan. Humanity was in desperate need of a good plague.

Yeah but what's with this sudden increase in demand for cleaning of the asshole and stankcunt? Many reports of toilet paper aisles being cleaned out completely, amerimutts mauling each other. As one other user just stated American toilet paper (paper towels) have been left nearly untouched in favor of less useful human toilet paper.

... explain. How is he glowing?
He's not inciting violence.

Fucking checked

Impressive, very nice.

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Just use hand breh

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> toilet paper
SAVAGES!!!

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Why dont people just get in the shower and spray their ass down if they get the coronashits?

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youtu.be/EKGtBHV8zpA

Why people fight over paper instead of food? Without food you cant take shits

I just don't want my adoptive grandparents to get it. I love them too much.

Kill all the chinks though. fuck China.

People are ill informed. People are selfish. Some people are literally retarded.
You should have an extra package on hand in case you get quarantined for a couple weeks. You do not need to fill an entire room with shit tickets. If it gets to the point where the supply chains have collapsed, either you are prepared to live inna woods anyway and you don't need it or you are starving to death.

>OI 'ave you got a license for that trolley'O'loo folds?

This is why I am pretty happy its allowed to spread so much. Sometimes I think its on purpose and for evil intent. Then I remember these fools really do believe their own propaganda, which means their utter Mr. Bean tier ineptness is plenty good enough to ensure they are never going to be able to stop it no matter how much they would want to if they could be smart enough to realize its dangerous to them.

Our western cities are filled with our enemies. Our cities require stable economies and trade to survive. The virus kills that more than an 70 year old asthmatic on oxygen and diabetus medicine. Btw, did you know insulin will be the first one to go due to its low shelf life and all of it comes from.... guess where.... :)

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I just assume it's because of the potential 14 day quarantine. Only reason I can come up with.

Awesome!
Is anyone else here ready to embrace raw cannibalism and ascend?
Once the police are gone the sheeple will be easy to slaughter and consume this is exactly what I've been waiting for!

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>i wonder whats going to happen to society when food becomes scarce
Race still won't matter to whites.
We'll kill each other as we always have.

The Chinese are notorious for eating each other anyway, and niggers can't into growing food.

Poos will probably inherit the clay. They produce many fertilizer.

just wait for shortages in the US. Its not going to be fights but shootings. God I love every minute of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0dqJvH4a0

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I for one would love to see the left consume itself. All this "don't be racist" shit gets thrown out the window and you see the real beast come out in people.

Those "women" are the worst type. They're dumb and easily frightened.

If shit hits the fan, I plan on turning the curb outside my home into a designated shitting street and wiping my ass with my left hand.

Fuck you, society.

Fucking British

Save time and money, use your hand to wipe your butthole.

Kek

Don't use soap, fyi.

I know your feeling, I have many older loved ones as well I don't want to lose. However, take a look around you in the streets at the homeless, the drug addicts, the fornicators, the genetic trash goblins, the parasitic bankers and real estate agents. This paradigm cannot continue.

yeah of course but they are literally clearing out the toilet paper aisles and leaving everything else more alone. you need more than tp. it defies explanation

I get the desire to have a stockpile cause ya gotta clean ya ass, but I too do not understand why its been prioritized so high by so many

I might lose a parent or an in law but it is best for our culture.

I just use the shower nozzle when I have the messy shits, its not that hard to jump in the shower to clean yourself its usually easier on your ass too and cleaner.

Americans shot so much probably reaction from over fat diet and xenical

youtu.be/WVz8rvIl_vY

Evil creatures...

stitch your flag back together

>Niggers
>"people"

>I just use the shower nozzle when I have the messy shits, its not that hard to jump in the shower to clean yourself its usually easier on your ass too and cleaner.

What do you do when a chunk of shit is too big to go down the shower drain?

I know. I'd rather 1,000 shitheads die if it means sparing my loved ones.

Evil indeed. The cuteness is overwhelming my heart.

That's how they get you! Lower your guard... then they strike!

Pick it up and put it into the toilet right next to you dumbass

youtu.be/WaPXhYaFReY

People failing to recognize the humor in the joke and literally buying paper.

>know what you need when SHTF?
>a boat load of ass wipe

I guess people freak out over the media saying tp is scarce then go try to stock up before it's all gone

Worth it. Cute little guys. Why would anyone want to eat them?