/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1677

nothing it happening. do u know how many people died in a car accident today? get some perspective and stop fearmongering

Masturbating should be illegal

4:25 p.m: Minnesota reports first coronavirus case

5:20 p.m: First coronavirus case in Oklahoma

6:35 p.m: Connecticut reveals first coronavirus case

7:18 p.m: First coronavirus case in Kentucky reported

8:05 p.m: Nebraska reports first coronavirus case

8:46 p.m: First confirmed case of coronavirus in Hawaii

This glorified flu isn't political, mods, shut it down

>tfw you still have 0 deaths in Germany
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Interviews with over 90 infected. All of them say they didn’t even realize they had it, thought it was a cold

Whats up /cvg/

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remember when people thought south america was safe?

cringe

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

I find it hilarious that faggots on PrEP will be the only ones to come out of this unscathed

twitter.com/HAKOCONNEMAN/status/1236076948117319681?s=20

>SHINZO ABE HAS CORONA
SHINZO ABE HAS CORONA
>SHINZO ABE HAS CORONA
SHINZO ABE HAS CORONA
>SHINZO ABE HAS CORONA

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Based

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We can fix that

mismanagement in the US like usual. How about your nation of bunkers?

Obviously they are going to do this to prevent mass panic.

come on argiebro! let's have a party of coronas, share your coronas and we share our coronas!!!!

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2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

2/3s of the US congress may just be infected, 's all.

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going down to boston and am going to be in general vicinity of this place. how fucked am i bros

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They experienced the common symptoms first probably. Mild symptoms happen later in the stage.

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it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

I work in aviation and I can truthfully say we are all gonna fucking die. It's outta control boys see you up there.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236062533078917120
>21 people on board the Grand Princess cruise ship off San Francisco test positive for coronavirus,

plague ship 2.0 shaping up nicely

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We would be safe if the goverment had closed the airports 2 months ago. Planes were a mistake.

fuck you chink.

There now it's political

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I do now

About 120 cans.

Good riddance desu

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

With 2000 passengers on board, I'm sure San Francisco can handle it.

TRUST YOURSELF

VALUE YOUR LIFE

DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE

>2.5 million pop in my city
>started early but now only 3 cases in nearly 2 months

It should be in the thousands already, no? Is it hygiene, luck, or are they literally hiding hundreds of dead people ?

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All these Corona-chan pics are making me horny

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lol nah, it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Bitch ass nigga

FRIENDLY REMINDER, A MASSIVE RETARD LIKE MYSELF WILL COME FOR YOUR STASH.

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Oh nooooo that sucks

If that was true then that means the whole congress is fucked as well.

WE STILL UNTOUCHABLE

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Ching chong ring rong okray
Here’s the species hierarchy for all you muds in this thread:

>white people
>domesticated companions (dogs, horses, cats)
>domesticated livestock (pigs, cows)
>white-hybrid muds (spics, poos)
>other muds (asians, arabs)
>wild animals
>niggers
>jannies

That's how every single white person views the other creatures in this world. Most of them won't say it out of political correctness, but that's how it is. That's how we instinctively process it. All of us. Anyone agreeing with this post is white, anyone disagreeing is a jannie, a chink or a mud.

Live with it.

We good... with 0 cases

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>REMINDER: Do not engage with "nothingburger" fags, "I was one of you but guys it's over now" niggers or any of shill tactic

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it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

It's a nothing burger david

>planes were a mistake
yeah fuck the aerojew

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Post yfw first 250,000 die in your state
>mfw

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if only it was so easy here, But alas. Nobody we fucking elect has an IQ above fucking room tempt water

wtf Yas Forums stop with this shit,now i want to fuck a virus.

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come back home englishman

I get the feeling this is a test run for the actual bioweapon to come so they get a feel for people's reactions and movements. First they wipe out some of the elderly, people adjust to the new normal, they analyze what worked best and then launch another virus or new strain against the youth for complete annihilation. They always do things incrementally to desensitize people, profit and analyze responses first, while misrepresenting the actual situation as a false dichotomy to keep people in the dark and busy fighting over two arguments that are both wrong. They want you to believe it's either a nothingburger or the end of the world. It's neither.

How I see this playing out is when the next virus comes normies won't react to it and say everyone panicked over SARS2 yet it only killed some old people and unhealthy people. The next pandemic could easily wipe out most of humanity. They'll hear of a 15% death rate and say people were saying that about SARS2 and it only turned out to be 0.5% in the general population, not just hospital admissions. Corona-chan infecting bacteria, dendritic cells and the brain could be a little teaser of what's to come. It's not to kill people but to desensitize them to hearing news of the real bioweapon. And each time the new virus reinfects youth they'll really have a 15% chance of dying because everyone with it is going to the hospital. By the time they realize what's happening society will collapse, their depopulation program will be complete and they'll have their new world order run by artificial intelligence and their 5G all-seeing eye in every city sometime around 2024-2030. This won't be the end either but the beginning of hell on earth.

And China? It immunizes itself against a revolution by burning every dissident during this crisis. You don't think those 100% automated factories without workers in Shenzhen are for nothing do you? They're still going to be producing while every other country locks their factories down.

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Sumimasen user, but I had no choice in order to keep the thread relevent to politics as you pointed out.

Gomenasorry

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Uh, he still coughing a lot.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...

you are welcome, it's kinda lonely here.

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its not that a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

Well I used to be a nothingburgerfag then a justaflufag.
But now that I've been infected and recovered I can truthfully it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

B-based!

Have your government even tested people? There could be at least one infected pasta or arab that is lingering in your country.

chile out bro!

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>BREAKING: FBI has its first case of Corona. An FBI employee out of the San Francisco field division has tested positive for the coronavirus.
twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1236111888095883264

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univ closed its campus in seattle
but not the campus im in
plz close down the campus so that i can stay at home!!!

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blame richfags for traveling

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Yes, whites are so based that their best and brightest sold out the very nations they were sworn to defend, either out of retardation or selfish evil.

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>faggot retard eats bat at the other side of the world
>world leaders fall
many such cases

kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-viral_cough

Fever over 103, isn't over 104 where it can possibly cause brain damage?

For those wondering about germany, there is a gag order in place that prohibits anyone to report new cases; suspected or confirmed.
Everything is meant to be reported through centralized channels.

Also: They are billing those that do not meet the criteria (arbitarily narrow travel history; China/Italy/South Korea/...) 300€ per test so 'to not overwhelm' laboratories.

So, yeah, the most vulnerable demographic (elderly, commuters and everything in between on low income), that can't afford traveling to begin with, won't be able to afford the tests, given that they are unreliable and yield 'false negatives' more often not.

There's been articles in local newspaper about this gag order, ranging back to the 02.03.2020. I don't have the screencap at hand, you'll find it easily however (one author goes by the name of Ruth Stückle, iirc).

The head of the Frankfurter branch of the ministry of health considers the disease no worse than the common cold and the head virologist considers it to be merely on the level of a mild flu, too.

So yay, germany.

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GLOW NIGGERS BTFO

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it's confirmed in my city now boys, which means it's been here for at least 2 weeks already, and i ride the train every day.

私もう死んでいる
youtube.com/watch?v=bUtHcVzs1c0

only old ppl die, VERY OLD
not gonna happen buddy ;)

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It's a superspreader disease. You'll have to wait until one brings a strain to your city

i think the virus might be fucking me right now been having headaches and coofing for the past 2 days now my entire body hurts, i feel like shit and i don't wanna go to the hospital

They only tested 47 lol

WTF

twitter.com/ColeMillerTV/status/1236109907155271680

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it's not a huge deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

Do you know what literally means?
You seem to have the definition wrong and you're embarrassing yourself with your English usage
Thought you might like to know

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imagine not traveling to 1st world countries in your vacactions.

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>Not using 俺
Absolute state of beta JETs

a case here was on that cruise.

like the us your country isnt testing

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Checked and good bye goodbye goobie.

That one fucking Mudslime infected my weaab japanese figurine mecca. Now, I can't buy my weabshit now.

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Based schizo

I can't really disagree, but where on your list would you place jews?

Well I used to be a nothingburgerfag then a justaflufag.
But now that I've been infected and recovered I can truthfully it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

it's not a huge deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

Will corona-chan continue to mutate and get more lethal? LET'S FIND OUT!

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Commercial or military? What's going on?

>DO NOT PANIC

ALPHABET AGENCIES OH NO NO NO

OP, add Hiroshima City to the new cases. A confirmed case, 30 year-old male, was just on the news

kys chang

my nip wife said what i wrote was natural sounding. eat shit bitchboy

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IVE COME TO SAY THREADLY P WORD

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It must be the food bro, Americans like to eat unhealthy food like burgers

>reported through centralized channels
BULLSHIT
>300€ per test
BULLSHIT

you search 2 s and you will get case info from diffrent cities from the city not centralized

why are you full of shit?

gonna get lynched for this mate,hopefully

21st century black plague on doors warning.

literally a cover up
kek

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>twitter.com/ColeMillerTV/status/1236109907155271680
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PAINTING BLACK

it not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

can't threaten those olympics

That's a neat mod I haven't heard of thanks. I'm getting my bonus later this month so I'll hopefully be able to splurge on the Para2, just wanted to hear some more opinions since it's a moderately big purchase.

I managed to find a lightly used bulletproof/knifeproof vest on ebay, just need to get some knifeproof gloves or something and I'll at least feel safer in bongland

not happening buddy keep seething ;)))

They had a guy with a 103 F fever on that flight? The rest of the patients should start a class action lawsuit against the government

ITS INEVITABLE
MY STATE IS FUCKED

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pretty obvious the world is limited on tests and theyre reserving them for them for elderly and high risk patients otherwise we would just test every fuck that has a cough

Joke's on (You) Hannes, Merkel doesn't count native Germans as people. All the current statistics mean is that no brown people have died yet.

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Could be lung damage, tho.
Too early to tell from one other.

Why are people even thinking about this when Donald Trump just said everything is going to be okay? Stop fear spreading the hole population, we get flu shots every year and nothing bad ever happens? They are catching all the cases and aren't letting anyone sick to travel, but if everyone gets scared than the economy will go down and all the money goes to debt, Trump won't let that happen cause he already showed he can save money good. Basically just stop because it isn't true and you panic hurting more people than silly virus can ever try do, thanking.

WAIT FOR IT

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Damn it’s real. People wondering why they haven’t just turned off the sign are retards holy shit.

Incel here. Anyone know if it’s much easier for a white guy to score Chinese pussy right now, what with this Coronavirus stuff in the news. Maybe this could be my moment.

our little girl is growing up

Easily disproved

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That and we need a good culling here, On all sides of the chart and races.

My states refusing too release the 3 infected currently which is making life hard here.

So people don’t mistakenly stop in to book a room

STOP

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>WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PAINTING BLACK
because the government bought that entire motel as a makeshift place to store the infected. hotel rooms likely share ventilation and are positive-pressure so one infected in that motel will spread it to everyone else lmao

If this gets to the US military, it's all over, military personal travel so much and are in huge groups all the time.

Yeah but in 7 weeks without control and spread it should be everywhere no?
Just look how fast people are dying in Italy, shouldn't it be worse here?

sorry m8 I don't speak taco. ENGLISH?

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ITS PANDEMIC U HEARD ME? P A N D E M I C

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AAAAAAAAAAAA THE VIRUS IS TALKING

CNS HIJACKING CONFIRMED
>CNS HIJACKING CONFIRMEDCNS HIJACKING CONFIRMED
>CNS HIJACKING CONFIRMED

You also forgot to add CHINA NUMBA WAN

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What's not happening?

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>arabs
That’s them but I’ll amend to put them below niggers

>shut it down
I see you, slippery nipjew.

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Anime name?

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it's to create a new isolated society where people stay indoors and movement is strictly regulated

>Natural sounding
Yea, for a basedboy. Look nigger, I'm just saying that this isn't a formal setting, you are here with the BOYS on pol. Only gays use 私 amongst the BOYS.

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Let's hope so my dawg

They expect 96 million case and 480,000 dead within the next 2 months.

how do you know it's real, cuz twitter?

thank heavens i'm only 28, but unfortunately i have psoriasis so that might not be so good

it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

>People wondering why they haven’t just turned off the sign are retards
why?

The motel was specifically chosen because each room has its own ventilation system, the doors open to the outside, not an indoor hallway, and some other reasons.

>my town has a confirmed corona case
was nice knowing you boys

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They're turning it into a quarantine center since it hits all the requirements
>rooms with separate AC/venting
>wood floors
>doesn't open to a hallway

for some reason its not as bad in south korea either, if not for that cult, despite both of your countries getting lots of flights from china. i have no idea why its so much worse in italy but id guess that theyre an anomaly

Depends on the strain of the virus, and how its actually spreading.

remember alot of folks still don't actually know how/where its spreading.

Go away off-brand colony.

:) nah not gonna happen ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=apR69HugI8A
are you disinfecting your mouse Yas Forums?

Probably, chinese businesses are losing money, go to a chink restaurant and offer to pay for sex since they aren't making money.

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If he is fine in two weeks we can talk.

at first I suspicious why there's no corona-chan thread in /e/ or /h/
THE CDC IS TRYING TO STOP HER
then I was double suspicious

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that's also a "best case" scenario with a lower R0 and CTF than is currently reported

Friday: Dump the News

You mean (((congress))), right? Yeah, they unironically aren't gonna make it (and that's a GOOD thing!)

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FUCKING PANDEMIC ABSOLUTE DISASTER WISH I WAS JUST SHITPOSTING BUT DEEP DOWN I KNOW WE ARE FUCKED AND SHITPOSTING AS COPING MECHANISM. FUCK WHOEVER ATE THE BAT OR DIDNT WASH HANDS IN LAB OR WHATEVER. DOESNT MATTER HOW IT GOT THIS FAR

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Shit's expensive so n

it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

yeah and keyboard and groceries the best i can

Found the screencap on my smartphone, have it.
Check the dates on the reports you found, keep in mind not everyone plays along.

Besides that:
Local doctors aren't testing for it either if they can avoid so to not risk to have their praxis closed, and the medical staff in the german epicentre of Heinsberg is not allowed to go into quarantine (in spite of the recommendations of the RKI) as the authorities fear that there won't be enough medical staffers left otherwise.

^ this can be verified with even MSM reports, go figure.

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Faggot you are using a site owned by a chink, about chink cartoon, and imitating a fucking chink website. Le 56 has not mentioned bbc yet, quite suprising to me

They have no intention of curing them. It's a holding chamber till you die, and they roll the next unfortunate idiot in

Apparently two people are quarantined at Memorial Health in Savannah, GA. (((The city))) is also still having the St. Patrick's day celebrations letting in 100k+ people from everywhere across the world into the city. I'm having a tonsillectomy next week, how fucked am I lads?

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The sign being painted black is real, yes.

i got a bad feeling shit will hit the fan in america next week. it'll be on the west coast. the critical mass of existing infected plus that plague ship in san francisco is going to set off the real panic.

kek

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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unsweetened

How did Red Dress Chun Li get made into CoronaChan?

naaaah, lol, not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Interesting, but useless.

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i prefer spending that money at UNI rather than going to italy just to get infected.

Jashin-chan Dropkick

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Apparently the virus may affect East Asians at a higher rate than others.

i see a red sign and i want i painted black. If numerals allow it, US death toll is 87 million.

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>lactose intolerant
>feelsbadman.png

>it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

>it's not a huge deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

Guys really
Just pasting the talking points you're given is lazy
And it's embarrassing when your posts and up next to each other like here
Step it up lads and at least be creative

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it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

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youtube.com/watch?v=l_14WDfduvc

Next step will be mass vaccination

Sandniggers snowniggers swampniggers rockniggers treeniggers dirtniggers waterniggers cityniggers mountainniggers mudniggers iceniggers spaceniggers moonniggers sunniggers everybody a nigger up in here man God loves all us niggers
Nigger Power

>epidemic on the other side of the world
NOT ANYMORE

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CERTIFIED PANDEMIC

It’s obviously a deterrent to stop people from trying to come onto the premises.
Seething chink lmao

Luck of the Irish be with ye, lad

>Canada
dude

nigga Nebraska been infected since January

I just wanna know, did these Boomers get on before or after coronavirus was in the news? I want to know how much I should gloat

>Yea, for a basedboy
whiter and more Yas Forums than you, skinnyfat so󠠭ynigger :^)

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But he isnt wrong zheng, you're a sub species to us.

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officel site of the city Cologne, not centralized by the goverment with exact case numbers

koeln.de/koeln/nachrichten/lokales/coronavirus-in-koeln-der-aktuelle-stand_1144487.html

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/cvg/ - left
me - right

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>Goldman

Poland only had like 1 case yesterday!? How do they have Fucking 5 now?

At least Trinidad and Tobago is still Corona free!

>i got a bad feeling shit will hit the fan in america next week.
Well I used to be a nothingburgerfag then a justaflufag.
But now that I've been infected and recovered I can truthfully it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

That's with data we sort of know is incorrect
>Assumed R0 is 2 instead of 4+
>Assumed fatality rate is 0.5% instead of 3.4%
>Assumed ICU rate is 1-2% instead of 15%

lmao

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Twitter is ahead of the curb more than fucking Yas Forums lately.

Why even bother with this. You can't even harvest good quality (You)s with material this weak.

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what happened to all of the seizure videos of people on the ground in China?

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twitter.com/trvrb/status/1236097553520660483

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death comes later

nothing matters when you're a hikki.

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>Macron says epidemic unstoppable in France
France officially surrenders

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fucking madman just said it

Don’t be too embarrassed, nigger, just move on with your life.

>if the goverment had closed the airports 2 months ago
Tbf, Trump only banned flights from a few countries and 99.9% of the media and government called him literally Hitler until last weekend, then they started reeeeeeing that he wasn't Hitler enough.

>close borders and ban flights from a country infected with a bioweapon
>approval rating goes through the floor because precautions reminded boomers that they're going to die someday

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not gonna happen mate and deep down you know it ;)

Apparently the Italian healthcare system is already fucked. They have a much better system than Canada so ours will collapse much sooner. Imagine the shear panic when medical care is basically out of reach.

Can you lads post some police brutality webms? The normies around me are in full "china is trying to help and didn't cause this" mode

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>Planes were a mistake.
You know, I was just thinking the same thing. How long was a transatlantic boat trip? I bet long enough for quarantine.

>Virginia still standing strong
Just enough time for me to grab another gun and some extra rice sacks!

Since it is a suicidal sect Welcome Squealers are also not counted.

TEDROS SAID THIS IS NOT A PANDEMIC BECAUSE THE WORD PANDEMIC DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE, THEY CALL IT NOW AS HIGH_LEVEL_THREAT OR COLLECTIVE/CHAINED NATIONAL EPIDEMICS

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> ignores the screencap
> doesn't unterstand how media sources its information

there are centralized test stations. It would be stupid if local doctors test for it- just imagine sitting in a waiting room with possible corona cases at your local doctor.

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t, then respond:
it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

China shut down everything going out of the country and made it illegal and harshly punished to say anything about the virus.

Shit bro you got the zika

Poast proofs or stfu

>ruger 10/22 came in today
>all I need now are my slings and swivels
nice.

I'm coming to your country in two weeks. I'm going to have sex with a lot of your women. Do you want to come watch? I think it's proper etiquette in Germany to invite the male to watch a foreigner to fuck their women, no?

It must suck to be a doctor or nurse right now.

not gonna happen buddy ;)

mix it with water to stretch it out. makes a surprisngly tasty rice pudding.

>Wrong id and date
Nigger, just admit I'm right, this is just embarrassing.

Amended:
Here’s the species hierarchy for all you muds in this thread:

>white people
>domesticated companions (dogs, horses, cats)
>domesticated livestock (pigs, cows)
>white-hybrid muds (spics, poos)
>other muds (non-chink asians, arabs)
>wild animals
>niggers
>yids
>chinks
>jannies

That's how every single white person views the other creatures in this world. Most of them won't say it out of political correctness, but that's how it is. That's how we instinctively process it. All of us. Anyone agreeing with this post is white, anyone disagreeing is a jannie, a chink or a mud.

Live with it.

go on

>At first
kiro7.com/news/local/no-cases-coronavirus-found-pierce-county-so-far/7RUSKWXPHFDULE2YAIA2FSJ4H4/?outputType=amp
>2 hours later
thenewstribune.com/news/local/article240979166.html
Like pottery

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50cent army STRONG! Fuck off chink go suck Xi's dick somewhere else.

March 11th 2020

World ends

Well I used to be a nothingburgerfag then a justaflufag.
But now that I've been infected and recovered I can truthfully it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

mcmnt.com/vatican-confirms-pope-francis-and-two-aides-test-positive-for-coronavirus/

POPE HAS CORONAVIRUS

>trust a random image of a random articel in a random newspaper he found in the internet
>thinks every other normal officel information of all German Cities is wrong

NOOOO NOT THE FEDERINOS NOT THE HECKING SPECIAL WECIAL AGENT WAGENTS NOOOOOO GOD NOOOOO

>it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

>not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

it's not big deal if you get infect,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy
lololololo
5 separate countries and ids
Same talking points
Shills detected

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My entire work crew and me are wearing masks.

dead nigger storage.

Unless you're black you're not getting laid. I was stationed in Germany, those women unironically love blacks.

I have construction workers beating up each other while building the hospital that began to collapse and leak contaminated water all over the place.

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Commercial. People are sick on every fucking flight. Perhaps it's just air sickness. Or uncontrollable shitting and vomiting because of peanuts. I don't know.

t.

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i know someone leaving for a cruise tomorrow. they know are aware and think "it's worth the risk". will be watching for their ship in the news this week.

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

I wish I could succ a qt nurse

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*coof*

Bros....

It only spreads through chads and japan is full of virgins.

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>reality
You mean the opposite, at least the brainwash normies

Okay but what does that have to do with the virus fellow 56%er?

>The tests are happening in Pierce County. People are being tested, and all the tests have come back negative

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Wow AIPAC may have saved America...I would have never guessed

And here's the Chink hospital falling apart a week after it was built

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Not really since it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Plague laid siege to the city of London several times during the 16th and 17th centuries, most famously between 1665 and 1666. The pestilence first arose in the suburb of St. Giles-in-the-Fields, but it soon traveled into the cramped and filthy neighborhoods of the city proper. At its peak in September 1665, some 8,000 people were dying each week. The wealthy—including King Charles II—fled to the countryside, leaving the poor as the plague’s main victims. “Never did so many husbands and wives die together,” a reverend named Thomas Vincent wrote, “never did so many parents carry their children with them to the grave.” As the sickness spread, London’s authorities tried to contain the infected by quarantining them in their homes, which were marked with a red cross. Somewhere between 75,000 and 100,000 people eventually perished before the outbreak died down in 1666.

mutts law

alright you told me to come back in 2 weeks and i'm back, now what?

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