Brit/pol/ Narrowboat's edition III

>Another canal drowing, A WOMAN was pulled from the Kennet & Avon Canal in Devizes yesterday (Thursday) and rushed to hospital.
narrowboatworld.com/12088-another-canal-drowning

>Broken sewer closes Grand Canal, IF YOU are one of those that take boating holidays on the Irish canals, its Grand Canal has a stoppage until June.
narrowboatworld.com/12087-broken-sewer-closes-grand-canal

>Ex-Smiths frontman Morrissey returning to Israel for 2 shows, Yas Forums rejoices.
timesofisrael.com/ex-smiths-frontman-morrissey-returning-to-israel-for-2-shows/

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irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/order-nuns-dumped-up-800-9979348
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Anyone? I'm being unironic

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Added another two tin cans of beans to my prep lads.

smart lad

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>2% Brexit
>20% Tranny
>78% Beans
Times have changed.

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Right set of wings on ol' Moaty.

I've had my heating off for 2 days

>and a 100% reason to keep shitposting

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absolute weapon of a man

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It doesn't work like that

They used a Harrier jet with thermal imaging to try and find him and still didn't lol.

>gets dumped
>goes mad
city-journal.org/html/its-your-fault-i-killed-14618.html

Why haven't you signed this petition?

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

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can't blame them.

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I remember the police making statements saying things such as "Do the right thing Mr Moat, surrender and serve your life sentence"

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Read pic related
youtube.com/watch?v=vkGQSl_G6iw

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Anybody fancy coming to see The Gossip with me on Tuesday?

Free ticket going if anyone is interested.

In other words they wanted him to top himself.

No thanks, don't wanna get bummed up the arse

>surrender and serve your life sentence
they knew they couldn't take the absolute unit

alright lads enough shite talk, get down on yer knees and suck me big Fenian willy.

cunts, making Raoul kill himself absolutely ruined Gazza.

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I mean, I've had been a bit fluey recently.

That was such a mental timeline. They brought Ray Mears in to track him at one point lol.

Was that the lad who Gazza tried to take sandwiches to?

What do you take us for, altar boys?

Ah good to see ya lad.
Do you want a free ticket to see The Gossip?

He tried to take him a feast.

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good morning
where's pubes lets get fucked up

obsessed
You too lad

dying

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It's the kind of habbening i want more of.

>Some schizo goes on a killing spree in the countryside
>Mozza is called in to sing as a form of negotiating
>Both RN aircraft carriers' air wings dispatched to observe the scene

You know, the more I think about it Gazza is the embodiment of Brit/pol/, tries to do the right things but always get defeated by himself and looks like a prat
>looks at trip
Nah not right.

good one falsefag
also nobody's seen him last i read, we think he od'd again.

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THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON
by Rudyard Kipling


It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

(I was tempted to change Saxon to Sargon, but fuck it, he doesn't need the dopamine)

damn, just looked, 2010. Seems like a lifetime ago.

someone actually got my other one banned for fucking CP legit. Violation of rule 1 ban evasion posting CP HAHAHA (wow) so I have a secure one now with two ##

>changing English to Saxon to mask the poem's original anti-German intent

Show your willy and we will tell you.

wew, looks like you'll have to show timestamped tits to prove its you.

Nah he has posted a few times today I think.
It was actually English, not Saxon.
Prove it's you.

It was a different trip from what i was seeing, but fair enough.

Two years after he lost his son at the Battle of Loos as well. Fucked him up for everafter.

>“Have you news of my boy Jack? ”
Not this tide.
“When d’you think that he’ll come back?”
Not with this wind blowing, and this tide.

“Has any one else had word of him?”
Not this tide.
For what is sunk will hardly swim,
Not with this wind blowing, and this tide.

“Oh, dear, what comfort can I find?”
None this tide,
Nor any tide,
Except he did not shame his kind—
Not even with that wind blowing, and that tide.

Then hold your head up all the more,
This tide,
And every tide;
Because he was the son you bore,
And gave to that wind blowing and that tide!

throwin stones in glass houses m8

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was a different trip

More of a Kenny Sansom fan myself.

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But you won't feel a thing once the rohypnol hits

what dya wanna see
if you learned how to read you'd know i just said someone got my legit one banned for CP so i'm predicted now, coincidentally, that you'll also never see the other unsecure code i used again

I’m impressed by pubes range
he’s the only brit/pol/ user I try to imagine irl, and fail

Don't forget some hardtack, barrels of salted beef, mustard, dried peas, tea, salt and other spices, portable soup, and your ship, to store it all in as you sail away to somewhere it won't all be stolen by blackguards and other types of the criminal element, most of whom, it is said, cannot swim, and don't know how to use soap.

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I was talking about pubes and not you though? why are you trying to lecture me on learning to read when you can't yourself?

we're talking about pube, learn how to read. Not everything is about you.

jesus its not a hard mistake to make considerin
sry then, chill

i have, fuck off

I'll see your Pakis and raise you Irish baby dumping nuns.
irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/order-nuns-dumped-up-800-9979348

Roided up psycho more like

can't chill, i'm on a mad one

I remember seeing a comment about this once that went
>good job moon rhymes with moon

Just imagine the smell...

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>what dya wanna see
spleen

I have money to spend, where in England should I go? I heard of a small town called Bakewell which a resident told me about. I want to visit Nottingham Castle to see the secret passageway that knights used to rescue Edward III

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Sorry I still don't know how to prove its you, so many people have trolled your name.

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>blackguards and other types of the criminal element, most of whom, it is said, cannot swim

This is why every needs to take the narrowboat pill.

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ah, a man of tactics

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If you go to Bakewell and don't get a freshly made Bakewell tart you're a faggot.

No that's gay.

Prime time Channel 4 2020

youtube.com/watch?v=TaQXXbubpxE

Bakewell is nice, very comfy. There's some nice Anglo-Saxon crosses in the church there and a nice little museum. Just looked it up and found this out:
>In the 2011 census, Bakewell was 99.1% White

You could try Buxton too, that's close to Bakewell and also a nice little place.

Is there anything you're interested in seeing?

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Can confirm, I was in Bakewell and Buxton last summer, very comfy indeed.

Based and survivalpilled

>99.1% White
youtube.com/watch?v=hp7130Bjec4

Such a coal fingaaaa!

Raaaa


Raaa
Raaa

Raa!

youtube.com/watch?v=4_OZDFML7gY

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A cousin of mine swears he bumped into him in a motorway services, saw him later on teli and went wild kek.

based and cutpilled

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we will win the soul of the country back user, don't worry. just believe. engage with your literature, learn the history and grow some balls. It's ours and don't let it go.

I watched this exact video a few days back.

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Do some pushups please

just got banned from limmy's twitch for asking if he was wearing makeup wtf??

Any Bristol mandem been thekla?

alright just doing something first tho

What a waste of fun. You could slide this full speed for maximum laugh.

Is your cousin David?

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Just skip the whole disastrous sea voyage thing and be prepared to BBQ your neighbors on Day 1.

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dilating?

Are the canals one way?

guitar

I'd end you.

How you gonna get back up, Baptiste ?

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