/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1673

Clown / redhead test from the last thread.

Basically if you fear clowns you might not like ginger girls.

youtube.com/watch?v=xnNt9XZ2j38

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Corona-chan been very busy.

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I present you Corona-chan's sigil.
Use it wisely

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THREAD THEME SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=cyRpzcN_S44

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Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan in order to give her your sexual energy and make her more powerful

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Jim you stinking homosexual, stream pls

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lol rip

If any Polanon wonder why our number is so low:
Our protocol demand 3 tests and at least 2 positives.
We all know how god test are.
We are fucked far beyond numbers.
Also first 2 cases i know about are from 2 weeks ago.

songs for when we have to escape the quarantine camps?

youtube.com/watch?v=fvLYKNOM-ic

>there are still 5.128.200.000 humans left
How many of them are niggers? Corona mostly kills old fucks and median age in some African cunts is below 15.

HORRY SHEET...
This is beyond Electric Boogaloo now.
I guess even JEW-ROPE-EAN CUNTries source at the bare minimum materials from Ching Chongia and POO-landia.

It will be mostly niggers and the incompetent left. Have fun trying to teach the Africans javascript much less biochemistry, computer engineering, and physics.

SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.

I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

The prep sites are saying to buy a bidet to combat toilet paper shortages. Pic related to spray the shit off your asshole and cheeks.

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>case
>Case
>Case
>Case
>Cluster
>Cluster
>Boom

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fug

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Provide lewds

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Steam the rice, pay the price. RIP Jim.

So let me guess, glowniggers are still mad and are besides themselves?

>Indonesia
news.detik.com/berita/d-4928743/kemenkes-2-positif-pasien-suspect-corona-jadi-11-orang

we have 11 case now

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There is no escape
youtube.com/watch?v=_pqpYlGEcR4

Wow that is really good kek I need to buy Styx a new gaming laptop i think

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>hong kong at cluster cluster
i haven't updated my graph, but it feels like i'm waiting for my death knowing that there will be a boom here

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Hey faggots guess what, it doesn't only affect boomers like we've been saying this whole time. We're all fucked too.

twitter.com/randyessex/status/1236064432859553797

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It's too late. Now you die while reading a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

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>tfw your dad has fucked up lungs and he lives in a city that just got infected with the Italian strain
This shit isn't fun anymore

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omaha.com/livewellnebraska/health/nebraska-reports-first-case-of-coronavirus-disease/article_c9d8ac8b-54e1-5aee-841b-b7b15ec94873.html

36 year old travel roastie brings Corona Chan to Omaha Nebraska. She knew she was sick for 12 days but got nervous at wanted to go home. This stupid slut just exposed hundreds of people and is too delirious in the hospital to tell doctors where she has been so they don't know who to warn. Can't release her name to the public because of muh HIPPA.

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Just FYI and all, Pence visited 3M and has most likely got them to ramp up production with a contract.

t.know someone that works at their big base in the US

If someone colors this one in, I'll do it

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F

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>36
>not a boomer

>A 36-year-old Omaha woman is "very seriously ill" with COVID-19.

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moar

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This will be how we're remembered. Alien civilizations will salvage what is left. They'll rebuild our internet infrastructure and find this.
>They were making songs to the virus that wiped them out? Why? Odd creatures

China and travelers have doomed us all

KINO

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>8
x10

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Riperino Argentino

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Okay it's been in NA for 2 weeks and nothing is happening

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you fucking subhumans

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Yeah, everybody in this country is unironically fucked. Retards in charge are scrambling to not be the one holding the bag when everything is said and done.

IT'S 2 FUCKING HOURS AWAY FROM ME HOLY SHIT THE FUCKERS WHO SAID THIS WASN'T A HAPPENING BTFO

give her your energy

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The absolute state of the mutts right now.

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21 new cases on cruise ship Grand Princess on the coast of california

I repeat 21 new cases on new cruise ship.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Peak Prosperity :)

>the fact 3m needed to be convinced to ramp up production
we're fucked

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Our glorious leader has surrended to her majesty Corona Chan, I will continue to perform my social duties until corporate gets the flag down from the goverment to shut down the shopping mall I work in.
In the 2 years ive worked there ive only called sick in once and had to leave early another one because of migraine, im healthy as a horse and I get clockwork colds during winter and summer, I suppose i could just get with it despite me intreacting with hundreds of people daily? what are my chances of getting sick now? I live in paris btw

Corona-chan and Salmonellae bacteria start working together to create the perfect killing machine when?

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We're in the 6 figures now

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I was expecting easy street

If you think that you must be a literally gay 17 year old zoomer who's gonna get btfo by roaming nigger rape gangs.

You have surpassed my expectations. The fire rises.

you are so fucking weird

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based roastie

China is very very happy.

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word on the street is Cleveland Clinic has a bunch of patients with Corona that they are keeping quiet from the media to prevent panic

>godspeed fellow ohioanons

Glad you like it. Already working on 150k one.

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everything here was drawn poorly as fuck

Guys...I have a light cough.
Is it over for me?

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those boobs look like shit

ANYONE WHO WAS IN TORONTO DURING SARS GIVE ME AN IDEA OF WHAT TO EXPECT

WHEN DID PPL START PANICKING ?

>REMINDER: Only boomers is literally a fucking COPE, if you believe this you're killing yourself.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=JoCj3ttEnHk
The loop between 3:17-3:57

Stay back

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well at least mutts get to be smugs at all the nothingburgerniggers

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>larping around my house with a gun

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OP Start it please

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My thread

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There isn't even an attempt to maintain quarantine on board. Passangers and crew are doing whatever. This is going to be a bigger shitshow than Diamond Princess.

Thank you Shimarin!

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vitamin c gummies taste good

You're dead already faggot, stop.

Hehe, all those bitches from high school who went into nursing are gonna die LOL

I've had a bidet for years. They're better than TP in every way. Get one regardless on whether or not you're preppin.

I NEED THE US MAP WITH THE DOTS PLZ

... I have to wonder if this is similar to the flu. It seems like people who stay home once their sick, eat and drink the right things, and get lots of rest when they have the flu beat it in a couple days, while the ones who just try and ignore it, move around, and go to work end up in the hospital.

This chick knew she was ill for 12 days and kept traveling around.

kek everyone on that ship is fucked, and they deserve it for going on a fucking cruise ship

THREADLY REMINDER: IF YOU ARE NOT INVESTED IN SHINY ROCKS, URANIUM, AND MONKEYS, YOU WILL EXIT THE COLLAPSE INTO POVERTY.

thank you for this information i wish more anons would report suspected cases if they work in hospitals etc

Based and reality pilled.

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EVERYONE THINKS IT'S ANOTHER SARS. IT'S NOT. PANIC IS ABOUT THE SAME BUT NOT ENOUGH IS BEING WARRANTED THIS TIME. WE ARE DOOMED.

Is it safe to come out of my bunker yet lads?

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I forgot the God damn image again.

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This is 10X worse than sars

I've waited two weeks to see this in color. Drawfag may have bailed or still be busy.

Any hero out there?

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I think it takes longer to get really serious. I imagine stronger immune systems stave it off for longer but eventually fall to it.

Oh no a 80+ year man is the second to die in the UK, what are we ever going to do!?

Another nothing burger..

How fucked are you, really?
Say, in comparison to Wuhan.

stay fit and eat healthy user. it's a fucking shitshow, good luck
kek
upload it to anonfiles
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It hasnt even started.

glad we outsourced all our medical capacity to the chinks.

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Same thing

Guys I just feel sick to my stomach. The meming was fun at first, but now it's way too real. I'm genuinely scared. It just want it to stop. I'm not ready to die.

Family at Kirkland Lifecare Center calling out CDC lies

youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA

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China army of hope beat virus!
Virus on the run.
Health of Chinese people #1 in hostory.
Best outcome.
Production increasing.
Battle against virus over.
Thank you.

If they had any idea what SARS really is, and what it does, they would be panicked now.

>Thank you Shimarin!

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Just tired of the
>HEY GUYZ SHOULD I DO X, Y Z posts
If your ass wasn't here at the end of January then fuck off, your window closed.

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Holy fuck why cant people just wash their fuckung repugnant bug ridden shit residue under their nails hands. you fucking imbiciles hurr durr germex is running out waaah waah. Scust lads how the fuck can humanity be so incompetent?

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WHAT IS THE REAL DEATH RATE. SERIOUSLY, I AM SCARED DONT TROLL ME PLS

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Cute!

We know the virus has a long incubation period, but how do symptoms appear? All at once like the flu or creeping in one at a time like the cold? Somewhere between the two?

>
Thank you Shimarin!

>it's that leaf who keeps saying nothing burger omg the end is nigh hurr hurrr
serves you right lmao. kys

I've seen it in color already, I just didn't save the image

Or we could beg the edgy mods and faggot jannies to pin a single cvg thread......

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We all die user. You have no chance of surviving if you don't accept the fact that you're going to die

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I'm convinced after research that the only thing worse than SARS is dying from ebola

This whole thing seems like a bad dream

>we're fucked
Most suppliers that aren't huge megacorps like 3M will get fucked out of existence if they scale up and all of a sudden have no demand for their product. There was an interview with a small firm in the Netherlands that produces chloroquine where they explicitly mentioned they didn't want to scale up without backing by the government because if demand for the tablets went back to pre-corona levels, they'd be fucked out of existence.

There was a mask-maker here that went through something similar from trying to ride the demand spike from Swine Flu in '09 and almost going bankrupt afterwards as a result. They mentioned not wanting to scale up for the same reason.

Oh Pence is only 60. I guess that explains why he can speak so well compared to other geriatric politicians.

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OH WAIT FUCK.

FUUUUUUCK.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'm not either. Prep. Do what you can. Be ready to hole the fuck up when the time comes. That's all you can do

no point in quarantining at this point imo, it was probably spreading in cali and washington un-contained for a few weeks.

We were fucked in the US the second china let it get out of control since we do so much business in china, and the west coast has a lot of immigrant chinese people.

>when you already got 4 month of prescriptions

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i just want to say be strong as a british man!
bilibili.com/video/av93724503

I agree with you 100%. They fucked off for too long and screamed nothingburger, so now they can get absolutely fucked.

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Just what I expected...
>Media to help you bake

Asymptomatic cases already confirmed, symptoms don't mean shit.

If you unironically believe this faggot little flu will be making any headlines 1 month from now, you are a literal schizophrenic who needs to take their meds ASAP and close themselves in a mental institution.

Does dunnit. Very strange atmosphere in my part of the UK, despite no cases here, yet.

Maybe, but you also have doctors letting a lot of people who have it go home and self isolate. I mean, it’s obviously worse than the flu but I can’t help but think that for the serious cases in younger/middle aged people it’s their own stubbornness for not wanting to stay in. I mean, all those people collapsing in public places just tried to power through it and go out.

Not the economy!

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>Another cruise ship full of boomers

I legit don't care anymore

holyshit that's one hell of cookie tracker. what you get from datamining here? you fucking glownigger

I'd compare the way he talks to a non-retarded version of Bush Jr.

Bush was incoherent without even being geriatric.

Don't worry, you're not going to die. But everyone you know probably will. Sorry user

>Corona mostly kills old fucks and median age in some African cunts is below 15.

It also kills people with compromised immune systems, and in some African countries 20% of the population is HIV carriers.

Too bad this virus doesn't seem to like heat.

you know what if you're right, and it goes away. I will gladly commit myself, and breathe a sigh of relief.

Do you have aids? No? Are you 65+? No? Have you bad a collapsed lung, severe case of bronchitis in the last 12 months? No? Guess what you absolute mongol. YOU WILL BE FINE.

Are you kidding me?
No one is panicking at all!
Stores are full, no one is wearing masks...

When will public opinion shift?

Such comfy threads. pic related-my plans this weekend as the world burns.

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>no point in quarantining at this point imo
Not destroying the medical system while trying to ride out a current large cluster is a pretty damn good reason to quarantine.

youtube.com/watch?v=-FqundCKB_M

It's more contagious when symptomatic but it feels like something you'll brush off until about a week later. The two weeks following that get more severe

>+6 Israel
Fucking Jews.

this is part of the graph so far
there's at least one more person confirmed to get the virus from the temple and some more people confirmed to be part of another cluster

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Let me see, so niggers account for almost all cyclecell problems and diabetis so I dont know user you tell me...

i like where this is going, i have a feeling that even if the virus would magically disappear in a month, enough damage is already done for this to be a major happening.
what happens the moment schizo meds and other meds for mental health run out?

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life is not easy, cherish the most important people around you, there are no other requirements, I just hope everyone can watch the video! Just leave your wish in the comments! I believe everything will be fine!

I get that

I want to know what the public reaction was

Where can I purchase cheap vitamin cummies

>leave early another one because of migraine, im healthy as a horse

kek

i'd prefer your shit at border be a headline in next month desu

thanks to original artist

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Versed (Midazolam) is going in backorder too.

i am british

>Memeflag
>nothingburger
Neck yourself glowingnigger

Don't accuse me of being a nothingburger, faggot. Your third world shithole will collapse soon.

>What is this for?
This will be very helpful to create SIR models on the fly, it just need 3 dataset history columns: cases, deaths and recovered.

>What is a SIR model?
SIR is most basic transmission model for a directly transmitted infectious disease caused by bacteria, viruses, or fungi.
The SIR model, developed by Ronald Ross, helps to lay a theoretical foundation for public health interventions, is used to model and predict diseases outbreaks like:
>Dengue fever
>Swine flu
>Common flu
>Malaria
>SARS
>West Nile Virus

>Why using ML algorithms?
The genetic and annealing algorithms will try to find the best parameters that will fit the data, using ML is a way to harness the computing power to find the parameters with minimal effort.

>You are just interpolating/fitting the data.
The SIR model are parametrized using actual infection data because this is the way is supposed to work (is not stock market).

>You're pulling all this out of your ass.
Sauces:
mat.uab.cat/matmat/PDFv2013/v2013n03.pdf
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compartmental_models_in_epidemiology
statnet.github.io/nme/d1-s2.pdf
mysite.science.uottawa.ca/rsmith43/MAT4996/Epidemic.pdf
mysite.science.uottawa.ca/rsmith43/MAT3395/R0.pdf

>Your work is useless/pointless.
Thanks to let me now your opinion but I really don't case what you think.

>Will be the code relased?
Yes, as soon as the program is polished enough I will relase it in an open source format on Github.

>What language are you using?
It's written in Java with Maven repositories, Netbeans 8.2 as IDE.

>Wait, what? Java?
I write the program, I choose the language. If you want you can translate it in whatever language suit your tastes.

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OK, I need somebody to start it, though
Got shilled before it even start..sigh

I’m 25

Pretty sure I’ll be ok

Basically. Always blame your own government for not cracking down on travel though. Based Kim in best Korea is the only responsible world leader during this entire outbreak. Imagine having a leader who executes people who break quarantine and who has people shot because they try to cross the boarder. Truly they deserve to inherit the earth.

Nothing has made me happier then hearing that two people at AIPAC where positive for Corona Chan and may have exposed everyone there including members of Congress. Truly the heroes we need. Trump talked tough during the Ebola outbreak about banning travel, but when it comes down to it, he's a spineless cuck. I wonder if the AIPAC spreaders were doing it intentionally. China has already seen people intentionally trying to spread the virus.

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AliExpress

I swear more and more people are coughing here in Colorado everyday. I hope I live through it but, I have a sore throat and a cough.

>Take meds/shcizo line
You glowniggers really are going to commit to this shit till someone kicks in your fucking door and kills you and yours. This really is something else.

Styx is getting in on the OC now kek
youtu.be/cyRpzcN_S44

*dabs*

So who here actually isolated themselves atm?

Based Mike Pence already got the cure from pajeets. Pic related.

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>have to leave early one time in a whole year
>call one day off sick the next
1 and a half day loss out of 365?

>12 gauge in 20 gauge gun

I like little details in memes

hilarious that it went from
>it wont be a pandemic
>the pandemic is just the flu
and now
>it's fine if you get coronavirus
what's next, only 1 and 10 people you know will die, could be worse

Sink it. I am not kidding.

Send out the Pacific fleet and use the cruise ship for target practice.

Thanks, new phone background, was looking for this

>Wait one more month bro

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I can hear the krusty crab music

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE REAL DEATH RATE

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Depends on the city. Certain places in Hamilton, Toronto, and Vancouver are selling out of shit, particularly Costco's.
Depends on what you meant by panic. Do you mean some part of the public is freaking out and stockpiling? If so, yes. Do you mean society as we know it is in full panic and people are fighting over supplies and everyone is wearing masks? Not yet.
Give it.. hmm, 2 weeks.

Can't wait until society crumbles, this will separate the men from the slaves.

They dont do it anyway...they can but they didnt
anonfile.com/Zel4ifgeo1/cvg_zip
Start it please, so hard to cope now

>flight in couple weeks
Am I guaranteed to get coof'd no matter how much I prepare? If I stay here I'll just die of suicide instead so I'm taking my chances either way

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I got 2,750mg of oxy coming on Sunday. Going to be a good week.

You wouldn't be the first

wtf zoomerbros how are we gonna survive?

when will you say I should go full prepper?
when it hits 1 million? 10 million?