/cvg/ CORONA VIRUS GENERAL #1693

My friends tell me that.It's an Easter egg for the real preppers from prior prepper events.

If Corona is as actually apocalyptic as it potentially sounds, i see no reason to go to the hospital
>continue life as normal
>if she gets me, stay home and get over it
>if re-infected , stay home again and die on my own terms, sick, but comfy in my green chair sofa
>if its survivable (implying mortality isnt 100% long term) then get over it and resume life normally

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Its a guide to get a bit organised now, thread is too fast to be any use. Download and read it

What went wrong?

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>"user I'm farting so much, I just can't stop farting user. Do you think I have corona chan?"

Wat do?

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AHHHHHHHHHH IVE GOT A POST NASAL DRIP AND ITS MAKING ME CLEAR MY THROAT OVER AND OVER

IS THIS FUCKING IT?????? AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

cancer.

FUCKING LMAO

>An audio announcement just made aboard the Grand Princess cruise and shared with CNN said the infected patients *were not told in advance* of Pence’s statement.

>“We apologize, but we were not given advance notice of this announcement by the US federal government."

twitter.com/passantino/status/1236073625196752897?s=20

The first the people on the ship knew 21 on the ship were infected was when Pence said it on TV.

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THERE ARE SPANIARDS ON THIS VERY BOARD THAT ARE NOT WATCHING IKER ON YOUTUBE
YOU CAN´T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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Carry on Corona

Cheap too

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Consider the following.

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Lmao that risky third swoop

By the time you "recover" you will wish it had killed you. It does permanent damage to your lungs.

Based boomers

This thread contains a glowie discord trap.

Real thread with updated news and numbers is here:

OH NO NONONONO

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I hope you die, not from the virus, but from a gang of niggers skull fucking you to death. Also I hope you get the virus

>nobody whipping out double berettas chow yun fat style
fuckin slobs

fuck discord and fuck this burger op

How does that make sence? Isnt the R0 for the common cold or normal corva 3.0?

4000 Australians exposed because of god damned tourists from Wuhan

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calm your tits nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=9tN0zJUmrJk

Tis now in Minnesota.

Sober up to the situation, moron

Wtf kinda dog is that

Is that a homemade plexi glass sheild you absolute fucking psychopath?

Implying it's not the beginning of the end

This

amoxicillin doesn't do much. You need real anti biotics

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/r/ing an updated one of these maps

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nietsburger

monky

2 new cases in the philppines

finally after 3 weeks

>amoxicillin doesn't do much
Wat? Amox is the defacto standard broad spectrum antibiotic

Is Bezos still chilling in New Zealand with the rest of Saturn worshipping sodomites?

OP Start it please

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Due to traffic, CVG Thread splits to 3 for focus, easier viewing, to attract posters,
there is so much info coming out and posts that a single thread wont suffice.
Just look at current speed now, its all useless. Need to get organised.
Media to help you bake
See drive.google.com/drive/folders/1zuk-EYiAxsu3WNWimPKul6M6gZakvNAF?usp=sharing

Download and read, its just text file and img.
My thread

Not that user but don't a lot of bacteria have resistance to it now?

is it somehow confirmed by WHO or any medical institute? I've seen like one or two news about it, but nothing else and I want to be sure that is not a fake news

it's from wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_outbreak

? proofs?

There are a few factors i havent seen adreseed i would be interested in knowing
>what is the fatality rate of reinfections that take place in a longer period of time after recovering
>how mang fatal reinfections have their been outside China
>how many deaths are from reinfection and from the first infection
>on the last question, how does it compare in china vs Europe?
>how innacurate are the Chinese tests?
>what are odds that people get false positives as much as false negatives, and then they are infected later or die thinking they are clean, and how this can fuck with the infection/reinfection numbers
Considering how disgusting china is, i wonder how much of a factor it was in casuing mass death.

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It's basically the placebo anti biotic. The one they give to people who demand antibiotics from doctors. It's better than nothing...don't get scared.

Tfw it's in Nebraska now
My Midwestern stronghold has been compromised

Yes I am

sctimes.com/story/news/local/2020/03/06/first-minnesota-case-covid-19-coronavirus-reported-cruise-passenger-ramsey-county/4978604002/

>Even if corona-chan wipes 1/3 of the worlds pop, there are still 5.128.200.000 humans left.
In my life time, the world population has more than doubled.

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see

looks like they were on the death princess. Ramsey County is basically like saying St Paul, btw. Our capital, dirty and crowded as fuck.

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youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

I'll be waiting

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>Wu Flu is now officially in my state
>This, right after I get other shit news

I'm in trouble. Bad luck is the only luck anyone in my family has ever had.

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SAND NIGGERS DYING IN THE STREETS OF IRAN

youtube.com/watch?v=ilynYYD4mw0

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Fuck off you absolute retard tier sperg. We are not trying to convince you of a damn thing. Go play vidya or whatever the fuck you do to waste your time.

Do you also go to movies you dislike, stand up on the theater, and start bitching to the audience like a retarded sperg?

If you are trying to be Gary... Not only are you not original, but you’ll never have the refined trollesque that he embodies. You’re just a retarded sperg.

Coronavirus was created in the same way the I am Legend virus, the kippin virus was created. Good intentions but turned deadly.

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I bet she uses 10 sheets per wipe

>Muslim prayer hall has communal hand/feet washing station
>Muslim gets corona virus
>everyone’s in a panic that he spread it to a shit ton of Muslims
Kek works in mysterious ways

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Friendly reminder, some big stache like me is coming for your retard and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Of course they're going to target white racists.

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Get tonsillitis just about every year. This knocks it out every time for me. To each his own, but definitely not a placebo

>drive.google.com/drive/folders/1zuk-EYiAxsu3WNWimPKul6M6gZakvNAF?usp=sharing
uhh drive with single .zip? Anyone confirm if this is a trojan or legit? I dont have access to a VM atm to check.

OP IS A DISCORD FAG, RELYING ON FAKE NEWS FOR ADVERTISING

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a woman in toowoomba bought thousands of rolls and is reselling them for $2 each to raise money for her local school

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Currently here in WA our death rate is massive because currently it is mostly contained in a retirement home, so right now 90% of the infected are dying quickly because the are literally boomers locked inside with Corona chan.

We don't need 3 threads crossposting is harder than posting after the bump limit.

you faggots still pissing yourselves over this pussy virus?

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/cvg/, what would you give for prime Tom Selleck to come in your retarded bussy?

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rejoice fren we all have our place in a layer of the apocalypse

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The perspective on the bottle is completely off, I can't coom to this

Well, my ass basically exploded tonight