*TING TING TING TING*
AHEM
AHEM
Excuse me everyone, I have an announcement to make here shortly.
*TING TING TING TING*
AHEM
AHEM
Excuse me everyone, I have an announcement to make here shortly.
go on
Stfu wh*Tey, jannies do your thing
It's very important. I think it's worth waiting for a few more people to arrive. The guest list is VERY extensive.
In the meantime, enjoy an ice cold Dr. Pepper!
Quiet down everyone, this frog has something to say...
Don't be mean to the jannies. It isn't like they are getting paid or anything
Ah! Our special guest the CEO of Racism has arrived!
Right on time sir.
To start of our presentation and announcement I'd like to start at the beginning.
Here's a photo right before the 2016 election.
Say your fucking line nigger or I get to sleep
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I'm sorry Switzerland, we're experiencing some technical difficulties with the sound equipment right now.
I promise the announcement will come shortly.
In the meantime, please have a complimentary Dr. Pepper or cigar.
FUCK ALL NIGGERRRRRRSSSSS
we here at colgate are present and eagerly awaiting your announcement
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Excuse me, but we need this leaf removed... permanently.
go ahead young lad were listening
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bring forth the rake
Sir please stop screaming. This is a black tie event.
Our security team captured this photo of you and you will be asked to leave if you continue.
guys cmon please pay attention i'm sure whatever it is he has to say is important
FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!
take your time fren. All good things are worth waiting for
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Ah this looks like the place to be this evening. Let’s hear what the man has to say
F. U. C. K. N. I. G. G. E. R. S
Could someone reserve a seat for me, I am running behind this afternoon.
F U C K J E W S
I'm being told that our sound technicians have almost fixed the problem. The announcement will come shortly.
While you wait, this peaceful frog will be providing a demonstration on how to enjoy cigars while still keeping yourself safe from any nasty viruses going around.
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Don't mind me, Sir. I'm just cleaning the floor
NUCK FIGGERS
I got you my friend. Seat saved right next to me
Yes I've finally made it, sorry im late lads. Couldnt find the right wig this time cause my armadillo had used it for a nest.
Anyways, I'll get myself a drink and I'm ready for the big announcement
Thank you, sir. I appreciate the generous help to keep out the riff raff from the upcoming announcement.
Inshalla brother. Please go on.
You have my attention, sir. Please, do go on.
hey whats going on?
Am I late? Op, go ahead. I'm all ears.
>t. works at Dr Pepper
Speak.
I'm ready for the announcement fren
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PSA:
jannies are jebaiting brap posters with sticky threads. Got 30day ban for a dildo and pistol pic.
NOW CLEAN IT UP JANNIE
Only because you posted a Dr. "Pepe" am I wasting time on this.
Wonderful, fren. I just valet'd and am walking into the hall shortly.
I had heard you had an interesting proposal regarding kikes, spics, niggers and, most of all, j*nnies. Consider me intrigued young frog.
Go on, sir.
This better be worth breaking quarantine for user
I apologize to everyone who could attend my announcement today for the delay. Our sound technicians have almost got everything ready.
Again, feel free to enjoy a complimentary beverage or cigar. They're located at the back of the room.
im listening user, please, continue
OK. Why not.
Bless us with your words
Got me a chuckle lad.
You know it's will be.
We are all here. Speak, friend.
Sorry i'm late, boys. Where are the drinks? need me a bomb pepsi
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Interesting..
better be worth it pal
Will he say it?
WILL HE SAY IT????
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Can i get a FUCK NIGGERS up in dis bitch?
its gonna be one of those worthless, pointless shitty announcements about jannies and niggers i bet..
its all so tiresome..
Sorry I'm late. Have I missed the announcement?
go on sempai
hello, Milkies?
Hey guys. What's the announcement? Can I listen, too?
I brought my own cola from home.
I do most indubitably hope I have not arrived tardy.
Go on sir everyone is here
Gents and I heard some rumors about what your announcement will be. Can't wait to see if the rumors are true and dare I say based.
Get on wit’ it cracka
Our sound technicians have got the equipment working!
Thank you all for coming to my announcement.
My announcement is coming next.
*cough*
I'm HYPED
I'm all ears
waiting with bated breath
TELL US, OP!
[Chorus]
Runnin' through these hoes like I'm Alek Minassian
Hoppin' in the whip and I'm motherfuckin' crashin' it
Up over the curb like I'm Alek Minassian
Hoes suck my dick while I run over pedestrians
Runnin' through these hoes like I'm Alek Minassian
Hoppin' in the whip and I'm motherfuckin' crashin' it
Up over the curb like I'm Alek Minassian
Hoes suck my dick while I run over pedestrians
[Verse]
I smoke angel dust
I don't give a fuck
Steal an armored truck
See a crowd, I'm speeding up
I don't feel no love, but I feel the drugs
Crash the whip into the precinct and get filled with slugs
I just wanna kill so many fuckin' people
Demon up inside my brain, it make me do evil
This the grand finale bitch, won't be no sequel
Ride my dick, I cum inside while I do a homicide
[Chorus]
Runnin' through these hoes like I'm Alek Minassian
Hoppin' in the whip and I'm motherfuckin' crashin' it
Up over the curb like I'm Alek Minassian
Hoes suck my dick while I run over pedestrians
Runnin' through these hoes like I'm Alek Minassian
Hoppin' in the whip and I'm motherfuckin' crashin' it
Up over the curb like I'm Alek Minassian
Hoes suck my dick while I run over pedestrians
[Outro]
Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die
Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die
Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die
Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die
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Lil Froggy in the house. I heard there was gonna be a big ass announcement. I'm in. Where the bitches, at tho.
Don't keep me waiting.
I have to die for Israel right after this
I'm so fucking pumped!
Quite down everyone I want to hear what this guy has to say.
Fuck reddit this is true culture
Inb4 fuck niggers, jannies and jews.
Most unusual, calling an announcement at the supper-hour. I suspect that this announcement will be especially insightful for the human condition.
Here it is:
I said fuck jannies and fuck juice
And fuck all these journalists telling us to listen to fake news
It ain’t gonna be 1984 no more
Better get your memes ready were already at war
Said we don’t need anymore illegal immigration
Fuck you and your unlawful gun confiscations
How you gonna go and call all the white people racist
When our fathers gave the world all its modern innovations
This ain’t your nanny state regulated education
Fuck your safe space and marxist indoctrination
So take your shady doctor’s prescribed medications
And get the fuck up out of this Christian nation
We on a mission baby
And we ain’t never gonna quit until we finish what we started what we started was legit
The entirety of western civilization is at stake
So rise up goyim do you have what it takes
To look evil in the face and say not today
Not today Satan we ain’t gonna fall for your tricks anymore
Wake up my frens and remember who you are
Fuck all the janitors and fuck apple juice
Miss me with those Concentrated pulp free groups
Give me liberty Or death no in betweens left
It’s a champagne party and the jannies overslept
Where do we go from here
Is there a way out or are we all slaves now
It’s never been more clear
We stick together or we lose forever
Where do we go from here
Feet are on the ground, but the mind is in the clouds
I don’t see what we have to fear
We stick together or we lose forever
That’s why we on the top and the jannies wanna bring us down
They cannot compete that’s why we gotta keep em out
They have all the money tech and power we got word of mouth
And A little vial full of powder shout out Colin Powell
they cannot stop this energy
Try to shut it down they’ll get an arrow to the knee
They try to blend in like a smoothie
What’s a peasant to a Boujie
Life is nothing but a cruise
So FUCK YOU SUSAN
I said
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCKKKKK JANNIESSSS
shhh silence
this gotta be important
Thankyou user, can't wait
based and anti jannie pilled
CHECKED AND KEKED
Has security checked this gentleman for weapons?
Based. Fuck yeah. Yes.
STOP THIS FUCKING MAN
Encore!
Gay
HUZZAH!
Based
INCREDIBLY BASED
I'm a representative of the Somali Pirates. Please tell us of this intriguing announcement. We heard it might help us get more hostages.
Holy shit fucking based. Jannies on suicide watch.
HEAR HEAR!!
Worth it.