/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1671

I DONT THINK IM READY FOR THE VIRUS

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO GUYS

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Yeah, whatever.

>2011
>ironic worship of Ebola-chan to kill niggers
>2020
>ironic worship of Corona-chan
How long until we unironically see roving gangs of COOFERS putting down anyone surviving the happening for their goddess?

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user IN JACKSONVILLE SAYING THERE ARE PATIENTS THERE SUSPECTED POSITIVE
PLEASE OTHER ANONS THAT KNOW OF PROBABLE CASES LET US KNOW IT COULD SAVE LIVES

>CONCLUSION OF PREVIOUS REPORT ON GERMANY

3 Routes of infection: NRW, Italy and Iran
Most severe outbreak is in NRW, which started in Heinsberg, it is unknown how it got there.
Other outbreaks all over germany have had contact to Infected in or from NRW or Italy.
Community spread in newly infected areas could not be stopped.
Some cases have also been imported from Iran.

Men and women of various age-groups get equally infected, the vast majority of cases develops mild symptoms.
Hospitalisation is seldom required and as of 03.03. only 1 case, which had comorbidity, was reported with lung failure.

previous report:
pastebin.com/UjyvedMg

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>eventual mortality rate of 100%.
rookie numbers

NIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS

I saw Corona Chan at a Sainsbury's Local in Cheltenham yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
Shee said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Corona Chan trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen hand sanitsiers in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any biochemical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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ALL HAIL TO CORONA-CHAN!!!!!

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Why do you think only 65 million will die in the first year? I would have guessed at least a billion from the virus, starvation, looting, etc

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New case in North Carolina.
Went to a store North of Charlotte, water, all disinfectants, and a lot of TP sold out

newsobserver.com/news/local/article240915536.html

WHEN DO ALL THE NORMIES ON TWITTER SAYING IT'S NOTHING DIE? I WANT NOW

So you ARE buying precious metals, aren't you user? Just added these to my collection.

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Oh look it's the Doktor from the Burbs.

>INFORMATION ON ADE, 2 SARS-CoV-2 STRAINS AND REINFECTION (1/2)

>2011: a SARS-CoV vaccine failed
antibody-dependent enhancement, enters certain immune cells
"Taken together, our data suggested that SARS-CoV is able to enter human immune cells via an antibody-mediated pathway"
"Our data raise reasonable concerns regarding the use of SARS-CoV vaccine in humans"
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3019510/
>RODENTS EXPERIENCED ADE AFTER VACCINATION

>2016: MERS-CoV vaccine tested on humans
"The GLS-5300 MERS coronavirus vaccine was well tolerated with no vaccine-associated serious adverse events. Immune responses were dose-independent, detected in more than 85% of participants after two vaccinations, and durable through 1 year of follow-up."
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(19)30266-X/fulltext#back-bib1
>MERS-CoV VACCINE FOR HUMANS LOOKS PROMISING IN VITRO

>2019: MERS vaccine tested in camels
"vaccinated camels were challenged in a natural infection model by introducing ten naturally infected and virus shedding camels"
"The MERS-CoV was tested in nasal swabs by RT-qPCR for 21 days post challenge (d.p.c.) and then at 28 and 56 d.p.c. Camels were all negative for MERS-CoV infection at 28 and 56 d.p.c., except one individual camel at 28 d.p.c."
>MERS-CoV VACCINE FOR CAMELS SUCCESSFULL IN VIVO

>ADE COULD BE POSSIBLE IN HUMANS
>VACCINATION AGAINST CORONAVIRIDAE GENERALLY POSSIBLE

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youtu.be/VQ4Q9SvCdu4

Go back in time and fucking listen to us when all the signals were going off.

they're fucked

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Which one?

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I’m pretty sure that most of you know the definition of a miracle is something that’s occurred which is not explainable by natural or scientific laws, and therefore is considered to be the work of a divine agency—while at the same time you’re knowing this, many of you may not have seen one fully documented—UNTIL NOW!
So right here, and right now, I present to all of you a fully documented bonafide miracle guaranteed to amaze and astound—that began with virtually unknown Democrat Party US Congressman Frank Pallone—who just eight days after his 31 October 2019 vote to approve the resolution that formally authorized the impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump, on 8 November 2019 to be exact, introduced for the first time a bill titled H.R.4998 - Secure and Trusted Communications Networks Act of 2019—that rocketed through the US House of Representatives in relative light-speed fashion, and where, on 16 December 2019, it was approved by a unanimous voice vote of all Democrat and Republican members of the US House—and yesterday, on 27 February 2020, was likewise approved by a unanimous voice vote of all Democrat and Republican members in the US Senate—and today sits on the desk of President Trump awaiting his signature to become a final law.

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1236029449042198528
Elon, oh Elon... trying to boost his stock prices by tweeting again. Thought he learned not to try that by now. All his Redditor fans will push this line now of it being a nothingburger. What a disaster.

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Anyone else just gettin numb from just a handful more people getting infected and even less dying every day? I want shit to start exploding or just go away

LA user here. Two older black coworkers passed out at my job today. I work at a home improvement store. They both woke up after fainting....
Is it over...
Did I catch it?????

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>INFORMATION ON ADE, 2 SARS-CoV-2 STRAINS AND REINFECTION (2/2)

>2020: Peking University analyzed 103 SARS-CoV-2 genomes
mild S type and more virulent L type distinguished
S type mutated into "aggressive" L type
>1 SAMPLE FROM AUSTRALIA WITH MULTIPLE STRAINS
"...infected by at least two different strains of SARS-CoV-2"
>1 SAMPLE FROM USA WITH BOTH TYPES
63-year-old female patient living in Chicago, returned from Wuhan
"...the most parsimonious explanation is that this patient may have been infected by both the L and S types"
"However, whether the co-existence of L and S types in this patient was due to multiple-time infections during her visit to Wuhan is currently unclear."
academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwaa036/5775463
>Because L is derived from S, but more common, L must be more virulent.

>EVIDENCE FOR L TYPE BEING MORE VIRULENT IS NOT SCIENTIFIC
>SPREAD OF L COULD HAVE BEEN AIDED, OR S COULD HAVE BEEN INHIBITED

>2020: University of Glasgow refutes beforementioned paper
"One nonsynonymous mutation, which has not been assessed for functional significance, is not sufficient to define a distinct “type” nor “major type”."
"It is, however, important to appreciate that finding a majority of samples with a particular mutation is not evidence that viruses with that mutation transmit more readily."
"The only way Tang et al. can get the results they present is by defining the ancestral state as being at some point way back in the bat coronavirus tree before the outbreak began. They then estimate the ancestral state for each mutation independently, ignoring the very informative tree of the current outbreak"
virological.org/t/response-to-on-the-origin-and-continuing-evolution-of-sars-cov-2/418
>ARBITRARY DISTINGUISHED TYPES
>NO PROFOUND EVIDENCE OF ONE BEING MORE VIRULENT THAN THE OTHER
>ANCESTRAL RELATION UNCLEAR

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>ironic
nothing ironic about it

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wcpo.com/news/state/state-kentucky/kentucky-confirms-first-coronavirus-case-in-lexington
First case in Kentucky

NURGLE SHIP 2: ELECTRIC BOGALOO
>NURGLE SHIP 2: ELECTRIC BOGALOO

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Happening cancelled. Elon Musk is one of the smartest persons alive, probably just an aggressive flu that's over within weeks

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Since President Trump was sworn into office, you should know, this is the first time he’s been presented with a law rushed to his desk unanimously approved by every single “at war to the death” Democrat and Republican member of the US Congress—who even in the calmest times can’t agree on anything—but were united in a fear of something so terrifying to them all, they were left no choice but to act—a fear shown in this new law that immediately bans the purchase in America of telecom equipment from Chinese manufacturers like Huawei and ZTE—and that further staggeringly gives $1 billion in emergency funding to help smaller rural telecoms “rip and replace” from their telecom systems every single Chinese made piece of equipment they have.
If you’re wondering why this miracle bill was rushed to the desk of President Trump, you should really take a good look at the CT scans of patients having Radiation-Induced Lung Injury and compare them with the CT scans of patients infected with the coronavirus COVID-19 disease—which will explain to you why the Radiological Society of North America has just issued an emergency alert declaring that CT scans should be used as the primary screening tool for COVID-19.

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In want of better words, all of the evidence is now pointing towards COVID-19 being a “Telephone Disease” directly caused and/or greatly accelerated by the fifth generation wireless technology for digital cellular networks that began wide deployment in 2019 known as 5G—a wireless technology that, on 13 September 2017, over 230 of the top scientists and doctors in the world sounded a grave alarm about warning:

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neither will work lmao!!

tl;dr

We, the undersigned scientists, recommend a moratorium on the roll-out of the fifth generation, 5G, until potential hazards for human health and the environment have been fully investigated by scientists independent from industry.
5G will substantially increase exposure to radio frequency electromagnetic fields (RF-EMF)… and has been proven to be harmful for humans and the environment.

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Another perplexing mystery solved when viewing the COVID-19 coronavirus as a “Telephone Disease” sheds new light on the current situation of the world’s cruise ships, too—as these massive ships carrying thousands of passengers are nearly all equipped with 5G technology for their passengers’ communications benefit—and are now being turned away from countries living in dread of them—such as the nations of Jamaica and Cayman Islands turning away the MSC Meraviglia cruise ship and its 6,000 passengers—but that Mexico did allow to come into port because of humanitarian concerns.
As this COVID-19 coronavirus “Telephone Disease” continues its global spread, I’d like to further direct your attention to the hourly updated global map maintained by the medical scientists at John Hopkins University—where it’s very interesting to notice that the spread of this disease is entirely centered in those nations having 5G technology—as opposed to the world’s countries having no 5G technology whatsoever, and whose only cases are from those who entered their nations from other more advanced parts of the world.
And here’s something else I think it’s important for you to know—what the exact symptoms for COVID-19 are—which according to the World Health Organization are “fever, tiredness, and dry cough”—according to the United States Centers for Disease Control are “fever, cough and shortness of breath”—and according to the scientists at John Hopkins University, are symptoms exactly one would have if infected with a flu virus.

>CONCLUSION:
NOT ENOUGH DATA

SARS-CoV-2 could be able to enter certain human immune cells, vaccination however is likely possible.
There are 111 identified nonsynonymous mutations, but no evidence, that one of which is more virulent.
Infection with multiple strains is possible, but probably not more harmful.
Reinfection should not be possible, but gets reported in Asia, might be recovered patients still shedding the virus. NEED MORE INFO

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topkek

Nigga virus
Nigga virus

Dr. Manlet sounds really sick...

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How is this different than swine flu?

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lick the dragon one, it might be fake

>What can you give me for that food you want
>What, some shiny metal, get out of here ?
Have fun eating that silver.

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Nice job presenting evidence of it faggot.

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twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1236046668220567553
>11 More cases in New York!
That's an additional 11 on top of the 11 from earlier!
>22 In New York today
Odd how they're releasing 11 at a time though...

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>The panic is dumb
Google "TSLA" if you wanna see how much his investors agree with that.
See

Bros, I think I got strep throat. I'm fucking pissed.

depends on your head size I guess, I think they are the same lad (same filters) apart from size of straps and the bit that covers your mouth

Bigger won't be better if your head is small

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...

My dick has been cancelled due to concerns over the coronavirus.

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kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=-cshZ6439yI

>NURGLE SHIP 2: ELECTRIC BOGALOO
>>NURGLE SHIP 2: ELECTRIC BOGALOO

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Cooms diamonds.

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GET FUCKED EVERY GLOBALIST FAGGOT INSTAGRAM POSTING TRAVEL SLUT BITCH ON EARTH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS CANT JUST NOT GO ROAM A FUCKING TOURIST TRAP FOR 5 WEEKS AND DESERVE TO DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AHGAHAHAHAHA

Could be anything dude. low blood sugar, low blood pressure etc etc

Did the virus originate in the US? Was the massive spike in flu cases in the US really the beginning of the corona virus?

>This Taiwan virologist and pharmacologist explains on Taiwanese TV that the geographical location with the greatest diversity of virus strains must be the original source because a single strain cannot emerge from nothing. He demonstrated that only the US has all the five known strains of the virus (while Wuhan and most of China have only one, as do Taiwan and South Korea, Thailand and Vietnam, Singapore, and England, Belgium and Germany), constituting a thesis that the haplotypes in other nations may have originated in the US.

>This Virologist further states that the US has recently had more than 200 “pulmonary fibrosis” cases that resulted in death due to patients’ inability to breathe, but whose conditions and symptoms could not be explained by pulmonary fibrosis. He says that he wrote articles informing the US health authorities to consider seriously those deaths as resulting from the coronavirus, but they responded by blaming the deaths on e-cigarettes, then silenced further discussion

>He also states the case of September of 2019 when some Japanese traveled to Hawaii and returned home infected, people who had never been to China. This was two months prior to the infections in China and just after the CDC suddenly and totally shut down the Fort Detrick bio-weapons lab claiming the facilities were insufficient to prevent loss of pathogens

What's this about Fort Detrick?

>Harbor Freight
You're fucked mate, like, total big time.

The filters are the problem, anyway.

wrong pic

the Pence team look completely fucked, like they know it's all a lost cause
RIP america

wdrb.com/news/sen-rand-paul-votes-against-billion-coronavirus-emergency-package/article_6686e1c0-5f02-11ea-a592-731e435cf74d.html

>the absolute state of lolbertarians

The crew members probably caught it during the prior cruise and are further along than the passengers, who will be coofing shortly.

Look at the timeline for 2009, then look at where we're at 3 months into Corona

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_flu_pandemic_timeline

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>"It's a race against time because this virus is developing at an impressive speed, even above our forecasts and the data coming in from China. On the 28th of February, so eight days ago, we had 50 people in intensive care and yesterday we had 244. We are also making a huge rush to open new ICUs. Giulio Gallera, Councillor for Welfare of the Lombardy Region, told Start on Sky TG24. "Every day - he added - we have two hundred people coming to the emergency room to be admitted in critical situations, so it means that every day we have to find two hundred more beds".

> 0.6 fatality rate
> mostly 60+
Kek well played cvg doomers, you made me prep for nothing

it wouldn't be if these fuckers enforced strict quarantines, we need martial law

The problem with these COVID-19 symptom descriptions given by these top scientific experts, aside from them describing just about every single illness and/or disease a human can get from Allergies to the Zika Virus, are that they come nowhere close to the COVID-19 symptoms being described coming from China via their GreatFire group of censorship-busting websites—where tens-of-thousands of posts describe the first symptom of COVID-19 being a dry cough that makes those infected tired—that normal cough medicines and herbal cures cure rather fast—but for those who are already ill or aged, sees them having to take stronger cough medicines prescribed by doctors—which cures the vast majority of them—and if not, sees these ill and aged COVID-19 infected people admitted to hospital to receive oxygen treatments, where about 2% of them die—statistics which exactly matches the age, sex, existing conditions of COVID-19 cases and deaths compiled by Western scientists—but even more concerning, are symptoms exactly matching those having a Radiation-Induced Lung Injury, which are:
Grade 1: Mild symptoms of dry cough on exertion
Grade 2: Persistent cough requiring narcotic anti-tussive agents and/or dyspnea with minimal exertion, but not at rest
Grade 3: Severe cough that is nonresponsive to narcotic agents, and/or dyspnea at rest or radiographic evidence of acute pneumonitis continuous oxygen or assisted ventilation
Grade 5: Death

Fucking Leaf has a goddamn mind-controlling parasitic infection, put him down.

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Who is Dr. Manlet???

nigger this isn't gonna permanently destroy economies. you buy the silver now when it gets cheap so you can resell for profit later

48 TESTED
21 INFECTED
19/21 CREWMEMBERS
2/21 PASSENGERS

She's getting sluttier boys

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Why hasn't anyone made a youtube video pretending they have corona virus yet?

>mfw just got a cold this week

This better not fuck me when corona hits

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They just keep lying about the testing and they all look like they haven't slept in weeks. Also every expert up there sounds muzzled, they are dancing around panic inducing words so hard its so obvious.

strawpoll.me/19450558

IS IT GETTING WORSE?

CONFIRMED THAT ONLY BOOMERS ARE DYING FROM CORONA

Think about how many cans of deenz you could buy for the price of that silver right now. Think about how many cans of deenz they'll get you in a famine.

>case in Minnesota
>less than 20 miles away
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE IS THE PROJECTED GROWTH RATE OF INFECTION FOR THE USA?

SOMEONE HAS IT PLEASE POST I FORGOT TO SAVE FROM LAST NIGHT

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IT'S JUST A FLU BRO

OUR 'HEALTH' MINISTER SAID CORONA WAS IMPOSSIBLE HERE

WE WENT FROM 1 CASE TO 8 IN 2 DAYS

At this point I’d normally be railing against the monsters who unleashed this “Telephone Disease” on the world, but I honestly can’t right now—and the reason is because of the warning I told you about issued by the world’s top scientists in this field in 2017—but whose first warning about the grave health dangers posed by 5G technology came in 2015—that was immediately followed by the greatest scientific undertaking in all of human history when the United States began pouring billions-of-dollars into a company named Space X to produce as many as 42,000 small satellites that will remove all internet transmission technology from our planet’s surface and put it into space where its radiation can’t harm anyone—the latest 60 which were launched into space on 6 January, that brings the number of these Starlink satellites in orbit now to 180.
Now I’ve got to get a little technical here, but it’s important for you to understand this—the United States is the only nation on Earth capable of accomplishing the historic feat of placing 42,000 of these satellites in orbit to protect humanity from 5G radiation—and for those of us closely following these events, it made perfect sense when President Trump created his Space Force to protect these tens-of-thousands of satellites—because they are a part of the war between the Ku and Ka frequency bands these satellites operate on and Chinese 5G technology—the standards of which for global internet communications will decide who rules the remainder of the 21st Century—and is why

>muhtesting

Why are they fixating on the cruise ship when theres dozens of new cases a day outside of it?

If Corona is as actually apocalyptic as it potentially sounds, i see no reason to go to the hospital
>continue life as normal
>if she gets me, stay home and get over it
>if re-infected , stay home again and die on my own terms, sick, but comfy in my green chair sofa
>if its survivable (implying mortality isnt 100% long term) then get over it and resume life normally

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Imagine investing in shit like silver instead of Toilet paper, Hand sanitiser and masks

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I'm 64 years old. How fucked am I?

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>Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt confirms first case of coronavirus in the state
>Tulsa man in his 50s who recently traveled to Italy

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>another 5G fag

STOP

100 in a week COME ON

Dr. Fauci

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Reminder: Monkeys.

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The rate of infection is much higher than H1N1. The lethality is nearly 30X higher than H1N1 The disease has already mutated into a more lethal strain. The virus can spread asymptomatic and people are asymptomatic for up to 14 days. The closest vaccine is at least a year and a half away. On top of all of this with the virus spreading in Brazil which was at 96 degrees Fahrenheit today we now know that it can spread in the heat.

Dude Im furious. This crap woudlnt spread so much if faggots would pay attention to the news and be like
>OH THERES A DISEASE IN CHINA? MAYBE I SHOULDNT GO THERE
But no. Faggots
Deport all west coast queers

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS SUPPOSED TO LIVE FOREVER WITH LIFE EXTENSION TECHNOLOGY PAID FOR BY MEDICARE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Death Princess 2. Who the fuck would have gotten on a cruise ship after the first Death Princess

cant you just chill inside for a few weeks? do your own cooking

so chinese biowarfare backfired on them,. chinks came here to poison america then our spreaders brought it back to wuhan, top kek

I am a moralfag who is into stable long lasting relationships and procreation with high focus on raising offspring to the best of my abilities.
I have to say that I am not interested in becoming one with her.

UPDATE frome Peru: The first confirmed case is a pilot from LATAM airlines
UPDATE frome Peru: The first confirmed case is a pilot from LATAM airlines

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I already have lots of those things though. bought those last month when things started getting big

He is pretty autistic and probably wondering why people just didn't pause for 100ms and factor in the new information about a slight increase of death chance and carried on.

and is why Trump is threatening every nation in the world if they buy and deploy Chinese 5G technology, and the US Congress has outlawed its usage in all of America.
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In a normal world, as you know, everything I’ve told you about here should have been made known to you years ago—and even as I write these words, those like us trying to tell the truth about this “Telephone Disease” are now being targeted for destruction by those seeking to keep the truth from you—a destruction only YOU can prevent by supporting those few of us left who keep telling you true things.
The importance of viewing the coronavirus COVID-19 as a “Telephone Disease” is that by doing so it explains some perplexing mysteries about the spread of this disease—such as why this disease has struck the Gulf nations and monarchies in the Persian Gulf region, but becomes explainable when one notices their ongoing 5G revolution—most particularly in Iran, where this country is completely blanketed to its smallest village with 4G technology coverage—but who are now putting the finishing touches on rolling out 5G technology throughout their entire nation in the coming weeks—finishing touches that included Iran activating their Chinese bought 5G technology for testing—that was immediately met by Iran having more coronavirus cases and deaths of any nation outside of China—and whose Vice President is one of seven of their top government officials now infected.

bump cause interested

They're using the grand princess as a decoy to fixate the normies, aren't they?

>Iranian opposition estimates 1,500 dead by coronachan
>40% o Teheran might be infected by March 20th.

ncr-iran.org/en/new-report-the-coronavirus-crisis-in-iran

>Some cruise ship boomer has been spreading it in Minnesota 2 weeks.

kstp.com/medical/no-positive-tests-latest-covid-19-coronavirus-report-in-minnesota-36-total-tested-negative/5666902/

87 you sound smart
66 you sound retarded.
I'n off the weekend so I'll get comfy and hope for the best.

why 5 round mag? what are you? gay? Califag?

Quick, post your masks

I can't be stopped and neither can she.
I am a disciple of her holy cure, she will cleanse the world of those judged unworthy.

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OH FUGG 21 PEOPLE INFECTED IN THE U.S. ON THE CRUISE SHIP. 19 OF THE CREW MEMBERS ARE INFECTED. PLAGUE SHIP STRIKES BACK

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Another one just departed the other day
twitter.com/CBSLA/status/1235763551643582465

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I wonder if boomers will have even a moment of self awareness as they die coofing, realizing all they had to do was not fucking god on vacation

boomer just the flu idiots and insufferable travel fags. I know a boomer going to South Korea in just a few weeks to visit. Absolute idiocy.

AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA archive.is/9wLaw
>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA archive.is/9wLaw
AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA archive.is/9wLaw
>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA archive.is/9wLaw
AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA archive.is/9wLaw
>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA archive.is/9wLaw
AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA archive.is/9wLaw
>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA archive.is/9wLaw
twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1236054532116877312
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source i want to read rest of story

Seeth. Your failing marketing campaign is shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=H6GldZD6XgM
>Corona hits AIPAC
ohhh nooooooo that sucks

It was obvious weeks ago, no meme.

youtu.be/wB5fFMci624

Goodbye user

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>IS THE VIRUS IN WASHINGTON DC?

>FIRST IVE HEARD OF THIS

This fucking task force. Were fucking doomed. Let the politicians hit the floor.

youtube.com/watch?v=pAsq7-_3XTI

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coronachungus

BRO WHY U POST THAT, FEAR MONGERING BRO
A FLU BRO

twitter.com/Mojahedineng/status/1235624604598558720/photo/1

Godspeed user wish you the best

I bought 10 litres ofalcoholic hand sanitizer start of feb, wonder how much i can sell it for now

>first I've heard about it
They have no fucking clue do they?

I work in public transport. I should call in sick until they cancel all traffic shouldn't I.

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It’s a psyop to declare marshal law and reorganize laws that would give the government more power to “help fight diseases” it’s not worse then the common flu and only kills the elderly and the weak. The Ebola virus was treated the exact same way and look what happened.

>OH FUGG 21 PEOPLE INFECTED IN THE U.S. ON THE CRUISE SHIP. 19 OF THE CREW MEMBERS ARE INFECTED. PLAGUE SHIP STRIKES BACK
CRUIZ SHIPS HAVE 5G OH FUGGG

Daily reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=zStn70Ot4r0

Parents at least acknowledged that they may be quarantined and said they had "a good chunk" of food, but I don't think they are taking this very seriously at all.

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it is, they know they cannot contain it now
period

Yep, it's not even remotely subtle anymore. The sad thing is it's probably going to work

Italy closed all schools. Japan closed a bunch. China workers are not all boomers. I don't believe it.

Good luck.

Why contain it? They'll just spread it to their boomer buddies.

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I've been getting increasingly nervous as I check the figures and official maps each day. The infected get closer to my state every time I check it. My mother lives in the same state and she's got a compromised immune system alongside a slew of other issues. If it comes here and she catches it, there's no way she'd come out alive.
Should I convince her to start prepping and reducing outside contact? What's the best way to convey how serious the situation is to a normie?

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>>IS THE VIRUS IN WASHINGTON DC?
>>FIRST IVE HEARD OF THIS
>This fucking task force. Were fucking doomed. Let the politicians hit the floor.
>youtube.com/watch?v=pAsq7-_3XTI

I'm sure. There's 5 G there, too

>sir your president is busy calling democrats snakes and throwing insults, are you sure his priority is the coronavirus?

Pence: ive never been more proud

This is the USA now bros, its over

>0.1% population of USA but mostly oldfags
>1% hospitalization rate

literal nothing if thats the case

milano.repubblica.it/cronaca/2020/03/06/news/coronavirus_lombardia_notizie_6_aprile-250423058/

How do you feel about sexy young anime girls, old fart?

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>go to gym late at night
>alone
>way back home
>scratch under nose
>realize what I've just done
>already have a cough
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

we really really need non chinese confimation reinfection is possible and not just a cause of too early release of the patient

If not we will probably survive but if so the entire world is going to collapse

>480,000 DEATHS IN USA
in a month?
six months?
a year?
a decade?

LMAO

twitter.com/AIPAC/status/1236056463740735488?s=20

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I’ll give you a cup for your silver. Pick very much related

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You shouldve done this two weeks ago

Minnesotabros, we're done.

Hey /cvg/ the hospital I work at in Moore Oklahoma is currently on lockdown because we have a suspected coronavirus patient. He has all the symptoms and was in Italy last week.

I don't know if this info has hit the news yet but I wanted to let you all know.

its the Norman Regional hospital in Moore

not even shitting you the leaked slides could be easily made by anyone
while it's good information to take note of i would take it lightly because it's pretty shit sauce

Yes
And tell them it may be coronachan to raise their awareness

Peak Boomer

Fucking hell, cruise companies should offer refunds for people who want to cancel. Welcome to the Death Carnival

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>UPDATE frome Peru: The first confirmed case is a pilot from LATAM airlines
have we started the fire?

my reading says "mutating too fast to test for" am I reading that right?

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>only 1 in 3 Americans will get infected bro looks like it's a nothingburger

The man came back from Italy on Feb 23rd, didn’t start showing symptoms until the 29th. Wonder how many people he infected?

For one, it didn't spread asymptomatically. You could be infected with Corona, feel perfectly fucking fine. Go to parties, drink, participate in marathons, fuck bitches, go to the gym, or just fap to hentai and watch anime all day like a worthless nobody. Infected, spreading it to those you come into contact with, yet completely fine. 0 symptoms. And then it starts. You get flu like symptoms a week to 40 days after infection, possibly even more. It can worsen into pneumonia and kill you or cause all sorts of other nasty shit, like fucking over your nervous system, heart or kidneys. If you survive it you can get reinfected if it hides in your nervous system and this time it is worse. If you survive it completely, you can still get reinfected with a different strain because it mutates so fast (2 strains now, a mere 3 months in). The problem is how fast it spreads and that it spreads asymptomatically. It's easy to quarantine and care for those that are presenting symptoms, but if they're unknowingly infected and are spreading it... well... basically, everyone's going to get it. Even if it has a low fatality rate (SK numbers show 0.6%), that's still 46 million people. Much higher than H1N1's 500k total dead. And that's the best case scenario, which is completely unrealistic due to how different every country is, their medical systems, etc... And all this assuming that those infected get it only 1x and that it doesn't return or reinfect them with another strain, etc...

>praise coronachan! kill maim burn!
>NOOO NOT THE HECKING AMERINOS!
which one is it reddit?

We have a case in Indianapolis, Indiana

google.com/amp/s/fox59.com/news/gov-holcomb-announces-first-coronavirus-case-declares-indiana-public-health-emergency/amp/

Good knowing most of you.

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batimes.com.ar/news/argentina/suspected-cases-of-coronavirus-in-argentina-rises-to-8.phtml

8 cases in Argentina

He's angry because he isn't getting the usual amount of worship and attention.

You know what irritates me the most? I know Im gonna get it from some faggot at college. Spring break is coming up, all the queers are gonna go to florida, or cali, and then bam get back to school they'll go to class sick, others will get it, then I show up and everyone is coughing on me. Then I will get to be sick trying to pass my classes to graduate.
Travel fags must hang

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Here’s a link

koco.com/article/gov-stitt-health-official-plan-news-conference-to-provide-important-coronavirus-update/31264660?fbclid=IwAR0TAe_uztmHTatqMTYTTWI6IUVinkKI1UGCZ8cmnZHJBnMShNvV4p7ZE6k

You're fucked bro, corona chan went straight to your brain.

>laughs at you in ACTUAL currency

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This is literally the first time ive ever heard pence talk

Seems like a cool guy

Just trust the man

LITERALLY JUST THE FLU

HAVE SEX

The death rate starts ramping up after 50 but it's slight until you get to the 70's. You're not fucked unless you have really bad health but you should be careful .
If you pull though this please never post frog again.

99% of cases will be bad flu according the numbers you fucking posted idiot. We'll get through this.

Oh shit I'm sorry, let me just hop in my time machine you nigger

yes, if you love her, do it now

thank you user be careful and try to disinfect yourself and stay away
we need more reports like this because it is being covered up mainstream
these earlier indicators can save lives

They can be replaced, p100 should work with it, it’s better than nothing

I dont even know what youre trying to ask retard

Welp I’m screwed.

is it spreading thru the terrorist enclaves?

OMG SOMEONE COUGHED

Probably a few... supposed to go to Tulsa next week. Wish me luck bros

>he thinks carbs will help him
hahahahaha fuck off normie, protein over carbs any day for survival. this is basic shit

>County officials for Seattle area were asked if the city would shut down/quarantine at any point. The response was to refer to China's containment strategies as "draconian" and "Communist."

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on the graph there should also be a link from germany and a stand alone strand called nothingburger

>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 96,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA
That's extremely optimistic. If the outbreak can't be spread out over enough time to keep the hospitals from being overwhelmed, it'd unironically kill between 15-20 million people according to those numbers.

>i come from a multi-generational asshole

Masks dont work retard, you still have ears, eyes and assholes for corona-chan to invade

newsweek.com/secretary-state-mike-pompeo-says-initial-lack-information-china-about-coronavirus-put-us-behind-1490975

>China: AHHHHHH LOCK DOWN EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT

>USA: This is not enough information to go off of.

THE FUCK MAN
WHAT CLOWNSHOW IS RUNNING THE US?

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This is how you lose Germoney

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>Your brain on corona-chan

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Yeah that was me I'll say it again for this thread. Heard it from a bartender at work who knows nurses at Baptist hospital- they told him 4 days ago that there are patients quarantined there. That's all I know but a guy at my community garden is a nurse at a different hospital, I am seeing him tomorrow and make a thread if I get any new info from him.

So your country has contracted coronavirus. Here are a few tips to stay alive during your new journey in life.

1. Don't weld everyone in their homes and drag people off to death camps. It hurts your economy
2. Don't withhold cdc tests from doctors. The numbers keep going up regardless
3. Do touch your face. It's a nice face.
4. Don't go Italy and join the virus.
5. Licked objects may not reduce the risk of coronavirus(tm)