Brit/pol/ Grouse shooting edition

>Turkish police move to stop Greece pushing migrants back
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51752686

>Coronavirus: UK cases rise to 163, government confirms
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51771815

>Coronavirus: UK to spend £46m on vaccine and testing research
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51771116

>Coronavirus: Supermarkets won't run out of food, vows Matt Hancock
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51764225

>EU-UK Brexit talks: Differences clear after first week
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51751030

>Met officer arrested in right-wing terror probe
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51761046

>Brawl erupts in Turkish parliament over Syria military action
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51747282/brawl-erupts-in-turkish-parliament-over-syria-military-action

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>'This is war': Doctor leading search for coronavirus vaccine says it's the most frightening disease he's ever encountered as second British victim is confirmed and number of UK cases rises to 164
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8082855/PM-pledges-extra-46m-coronavirus-vaccine-research.html
we cannot win this war.

Black sky in the daytime
And I don't much mind dying

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When there is nothing left
To live for anymore

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Just the never laid
That's the never played
Symphonies

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fuck labour

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tbqh pube and eddie get a bad name for no reason, they dont even actually post all that often

eddie was being a crank last night on his stream like

isnt it funny how americans are unable to use 24 hour time

just farted and it stinks

Schizo's are immune to corona

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They are unable to do a lot of things, wear human sized clothes for instance.

are mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=sbUP-Jo92qE

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>a crank
i dont even know what this means, is it an americanism?

timmy looking stronk

Think it's a norf thing, maybe just my area. In short just a weirdo spakka

He looks like a corpse.

praise nurgle

fucking norf should be regulated
fucking dumb fat jankie motherfuckers
fuck em
youtube.com/watch?v=aks9tpBbtG0

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youre a subhuman

>Corona now being compared to WW2
LMAO

timeless classic tbf

I honestly don't think I've ever seen either of them talk about politics or any current events. Why do they even post here?

I've done you eddie

fuck off eddie

Cauldron is an absolute shit

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check this shit out. Straight away she mentions that attack on a paki in london the other day. remember the one where a white muslim cuckvert stabbed a paki in the mosque?
>Fails to mention the attacker was a muslim
>Fails to mention paki rape squads
>Fails to mention paki terror atttack across Europe
Luckily she's getting BTFO on Shitter but that isn't going to fucking do anything to stop the spastic left from sympathising with the sandniggers. Fuck this gay nigger clown world.

twitter.com/Narzanin/status/1235846059626131456

nytimes.com/2020/03/06/opinion/europe-islamophobia-attacks.html

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it's going to be bigger than the spanish flu and both world wars combined.

sket

Stephen K Amos has left himself go since he was exposed as a nonce

Oh massa u gon make me squirt

>tfw all my co-worker say "Keep calm and carry on" and that it's a nothingburger
>unironically they stock food

still not as big as your mums gaping clunge you fucking larping spastic kys right now

Including the bombing of dresden?..we're fucked

>
ill knock your cock off

went coop today, fully stocked
did see a few people wearing masks when i was out on a bike ride though

ill shit on your balls

They're probably stockpiling water too incase corona turns the taps off

Don’t get rowdy

What you get

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you never even leave the house you larping spastic

Appeasement is a bad idea, the virus will spread all over Europe anyway

chicken thighs, noodles, rice, veggies, some snackies

ill turn your fucking taps off

Tell em'

I happened to rewatch this Morgoth vid yesterday about a Guardian writer who talked about being a victim of racist violence (and the perpetrator was "a male of Arab appearance, with a non-British accent")
youtube.com/watch?v=tEvTHktq1yE
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/muslim-woman-racially-abused-spat-12451225

I’ve never made a noise complaint

dont tell me you missed the first nice day in a while and didnt get some fresh air

I hate Timmy. When I finally snap, robbing his flat is on my to do list.

>'If it becomes a pandemic the system will collapse': Coronavirus outbreak could see violent criminals avoid court, lawyers warn
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8084575/Coronavirus-outbreak-violent-criminals-avoid-court-lawyers-warn.html

because youre a coward

That vid's fucking hilarious kek.

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Got lucky and got 8 piece chicken wings (not the pre-cooked ones) on Iceland for £2 today lads, get in!

Gonna deep fry them and cook fried chicken tomorrow.

shotgun the san pellegrino stash

Bovril cures corona

I’ve never picked out a fridge or weighed up the options

film it lad, then again he'll probably film it anyway

>I never complained about my own noise.

thats why mums go to iceland

pls don't. I worked for the Council and were based next to the guys who handle complaints. We only ever get racists or schizos.

Why are there so fucking many of these?

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bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000fxms
Asian Network's Big Debate
Calling yourself British

I worked it out. They should call themselves Youkayish.

i think boris would actually be quite a good shag.

The britpol venn diagram

Not seen that one. Fucking hate them so much.

Any of the incels on here would be better than him

Pat Micks, not Anglos.

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Am I the only one that hasn't been able to enjoy anything ever since this pandemic started? It feels like everything could collapse at any minute.

Bored of it already desu.

they all smell like wotsits, trust me id know

When will we reach peak trans?

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it's only getting started. this is going to completely reshape the world.

Did she say 'aahks'?

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Mazel Tov

When manhands makes us all chop our nobs off

>jealous
You've got to do something deserving a pat, first.
And no lewd pats like your pic, either.

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I’m not there yet
I’ve seen more fights this week for some reason

>Someone hitting a homeless guy with a litter picker outside Tesco
>Overgate security calling someone a mongo and then it kicked off

Wonder if it’s because of the virus and people on edge

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fat girls in leggings is a real issue

Just wishing for China to go on a financial crisis and suffer a civil war, so my memes about the government selling assets to them doesn't come through...

oh wait

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-51718992

B A S E D

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I saw a shampoo advert with Paris Lees in it the other day

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auahh aahkskt u a kwestchun bruv

>exposing us.
Delet This

are these side effects of carrying the virus?

Anyone seen the trading 212 coronavirus ad?

I am black, I am british and I am proud of that

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I'm kind of a bargain hunter, any good promos in the supermarkets atm?

anyone want something to hate-watch?

bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000fxms

wag1

Mmm cheesy

i just want to move far into the wilderness and get away from it all.

heart attack imminent

What's all this about?
youtube.com/watch?v=Lzz50xENH4g

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doesnt look very black to me

>I am british
youkayish

if britain broke up tomorrow and no longer existed, you wouldn't be british whereas i would.

Best city in the UK to find some skets?

you can skip the first five minutes

Kind Anglo-senpai.

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>delt
No. Yer memetard government has to go first.