Happeningfags btfo by based billionaire genius. Keep eating cheetos and jerking off, wondering why your dick is orange

>Keep eating cheetos and jerking off, wondering why your dick is orange.
holy shit thank you! I was fucking worried

I kinda want the virus to ravage the world just to prove the naysayers wrong

We might get there, but we won’t last long there.

He's preety based

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>I'll survive without a doubt thanks to my billions.
>therefore, you need to stop stocking up on essentials and start buying unnecessary shit like teslas
pass

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where is the roadster tho

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JUST

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Thanks elon very cool

BUY THE STOCK, BIGOTS

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>Smith
Since when is Smith a Jewish last name?

NO YOU DON'T GET IT THE GREATEST MINDS OF Yas Forums HAVE ALREADY SOLVED THE CORONA QUESTION, IT'S A SUPERVIRUS BIOWEAPON ENGINEERED BY CHINA TO WIPE OUT HUMANITY, WHY CAN'T A BRAINLET LIKE ELON UNDERSTAND AAAAH
The worst part of this happening shit is that schizos won't give up for months and will keep the dead general on tinfoil IVs by claiming China has a more powerful version now and will unleash it very soon.

Hes not wrong. It's a 0.1%-1% deathrate virus in first world countries. Most likely on the lower end.

It’s not. Either a crypto-Jew (changed his last name) or his dad is a gentile and his mom Jewish.

he's just pissed the stocks are tanking. dude probably has a bunker built ready to go just in case anything fucking happens

>rich fags calling people retards from their nuclear proof bunker under a mountain

Exactly I hate this charlatan. Can't wait for his companies to go bankrupt because they will.

Elon Musk is a modern day genius, like Edison. He knows better than most people.

still not profitable

People panicking and buying all the toilet paper is pretty dumb.

I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO DIE!

Is that really too much to ask?

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"I hope they cannot see the limitless potential living inside of me to murder everything.

it's just a flu bro!

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We can't know the true death rate at this point though due to a variety of factors. How can you not understand this?

Tesla is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over valued. Who the fuck would spend 900 to buy one share of this shit company

Bill Gates> Elon Musk
Elon musk is fraud who claims he shot a tesla into space but was obviously fake as fuck.
Bill gates has a fetish for virus pandemics. I think I trust gates on this one than elon musk

>Elon musk is fraud who claims he shot a tesla into space but was obviously fake as fuck.
this

3.5 years worth of nufag here.
Was Yas Forums THIS fucking starved for a habbeningz back when swine flu was ravaging the planet? 'Cause I remember in the same timeframe media were hard pushing for vaccines and even people in my apartment block got sick. Shit's a nothingburger by comparison, at least in the west.

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they wont

So they strip searched those asian women for nothing?

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Funny enough, she had a song called "Before the Fever" on her new album, released 2 weeks ago. The lyrics include "This is the end of the world" and "they're going to kill us all."

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>swine flu: 2009
>Yas Forums: 2011
Don't remember if /new/ discussed it.

>genius

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kek you had a window for bankruptcy before his china factory opened but now they are unstoppable with how the chinks produce shit fast

sounds inspiring

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Tesla short sellers just made 2.8 billion shorting his shitty scam.
Elon has raised and spent fortunes but he's never made 2.8 million in actual profit let alone 2.8 billion so maybe he's the fucking dummy.

of course he's going to say that his stock is down hundreds of dollars

tesla short sellers have consistently been absolutely raped to death for years upon years.

Says the billionaire who will survive no matter what. Fucking cunt isn't down here in the trenches.

>its a nothing burger goy
>so what China quarantined 1 Billion people
>so what if its in almost every country on the planet
>so what if people are infected even though they never been to China
>so what if the DOW is losing 1000 points every other day
>so what if the economy is getting the equivalent of a 12 gauge to the chest

Elon is a fucking Billionaire who doesn't have to worry about this because he can afford to go anywhere at anytime if shit hits the fan.

I really hate Elon Musk.

Such a creepy globalist. Never trust anybody with beady eyes.

I find most women more attractive with a bit of clothing on like pic rather than completely nude for some reason.
If anyone wants to explain that'd be cool.

Do people here actually think the coronavirus is something serious?

how many recovered?

Honestly, at this point, it'll be hard not to relish in all of the receipts these people have signed when they're dead.

He's just pissed his company lost loads of money due to the stock market crashing.

Besides he probably doesn't understand why all us plebs don't have our own private jets with Tesla cars that have filtration systems designed to prevent a biological attack.

>PLEEASE STOP FUCKING MY TESLA STOOOOCKS PLEAAASE

I believe COVID-19 is dangerous, however the quarantine argument is fucking stupid.
let's say is was less dangerous than the flu, pretend it's kill rate is the .02% or whatever the flu is. If a new super highly infectious disease is discovered and there's no research about it, quarantine in a protocol response. it's not like they'd say "well it's highly infectious but doesn't really kill so we may as well go ahead and let it run wild throughout the world". A new highly infectious disease is going to kick in quarantine protocol no matter the danger.

Like he cares lmao.

Paypal is fucking dumb, I had 50$ put into a paypal account for a refund and can’t spend it on jackshit. Shitty company that doesn’t care. I hope the yuppie car and le based science r*dditor spess industry is more lucrative than paypal was for Mr. Musk.

We already have people living on mars, look up project 2026 and mission 550

and the hyperloop how smart is that

>he said from his gigantic gigasafe hypersealed 100 year supply bunker of absolute cleanliness and security

kek more like Elizabeth Holmes

Beady little eyes and flappy heads

What would the super rich and elite have to gain from the masses being wiped out by a supervirus?
Quite a lot, actually. Don't panic, go out and hug a chink.

Stay away from the Andy Cap hot fries

Elon Musk is correct

Yup, Musk is trying to save face

PayPal is designed for online spending, they make money from people who have money on their PayPal account, similar with sports gambling apps they make it difficult to get your funds off the website/app into real cash because they want people to spend/gamble

I dunno how to explain it but the existence of a lingerie industry suggests you're not the only one.

Probly got to do with the saying "the hunt is more thrilling than the kill". Hunt being almost nude while kill being already naked.

I agree with Musk, (((they))) just want to create FUD and get boomers watching the news. Journalists are the lowest form of life

SO WHAT
RATIONALITY NEVER MATTERED TO A PANIC

YOU CAN CALMLY DO THE MATH AND KNOW ITS STILL GONNA KILL MILLIONS
THIS WAS ALREADY EVIDENT 2 MONTHS AGO

SO WHERES THAT HYPERLOOP ELON LMAO

>NOOO MY EMPLOYEES ARE MY SLAVES THEY CAN WORK FROM HOME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Yeah cause I'm going to listen to the guy who knocked up Grimes.

Only the young travelers have gotten it so far or they haven't had time to die yet. Deaths will come. Same as here.

HE BOOOOOOORED ALL THOSE HECKIN TUNNELSES! NOW HE MUST COOOOOOOM!

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germany has over 600 cases and zero deaths

as a whole the death rate in western countries is less than 1%, even less if you remove the incompetent italian niggers from it

its a literal nothingburger

Because with clothing it leaves something for the imagination which makes chasing after a clothed girl more fun.
Seeing some half nude slut on the street is no different from going onto pornhub, it's only interesting if you're in the mood

>billionares telling people not to panic
really makes you think uh?

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I understand exactly how shitty it is, firsthand in fact, I never asked for it.

I would rather have been refunded 40 Canadian-Roth tokens than 50 MickeyMusk tokens... but here I am with some chump-capital rotting away in a paypig account.

emoji girl is hot