/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1669

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

uuuuuuu Elon said it. MUST BE FUCKING TRUE

Threadly reminder, unless you have gold & silver you're going to exit the collapse into poverty

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Reposting for anons that were wondering about prepping and drinking water
I can probably answer about any questions you anons may have about municipal water supplies. In most cases it works like this: The water treatment facility intakes raw water from a source, like a river or underground aquifer, etc. It then goes through the plants’ treatment process, before ultimately being pumped to wherever its stored before it enters your home. Usually a water tower or some other above ground storage tank. Gravity is what supplies water to your home under pressure. In most areas it’s simply not feasible to pump water into customers homes, that would take a massive amount of energy. As far as debris disabling pumps goes, raw water is run through multiple screens of increasing levels of fineness before it ever sees the inside of a pump, this filters out all the sticks, leaves, fish, dead pajeets, etc. The only realistic ways that municipal water would cease to be available are the following
A) the raw water source becomes contaminated (most municipalities have a backup source available, either emergency wells or even cross connections with neighboring utilities)
B) long term loss of electricity, backup generators would kick on, but they require regular maintenance, repair, personnel to perform those tasks, and availability of fuel
C) sick workforce, most processes are automated but they require an operator to oversee equipment. Also pumps and controls need skilled mechanics and electricians to troubleshoot and repair. A water main break that disrupted service to a large area also requires trained personnel to locate and operate valves, dig up the pipe and repair it.
>t. Knower

Literal nothing burger

coof

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link to stream?

Thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=ig72BmxSP1U

You son of a bitch. Captcha held me up

not thing sandwich. do not alarm your family

If you're in AZ like me we are FUCKED. Community spread confirmed!

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Fuck niggers

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I'm a fucking idiot

twitter.com/mgarcianews/status/1236023585732354048?s=21

I've been coughing a little bit (once an hour) and I've had headaches for two days now, and my chest kind of hurts, but no fever at all.
Please tell me I don't have it.

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MARCH 6

1st case in Bhutan
1st case in Vatican City
1st case in Serbia
1st case in Cameroon
1st case in Slovakia
1st case in Peru
1st case in Togo
1st case in Colombia
1st case in Costa Rica

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ATTENTION!

South Korea testing shows 0.6% mortality rate!

What say you? Is it just a meme??

scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3065187/coronavirus-south-koreas-aggressive-testing-gives

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

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Based and big dumb retard pilled.

based weedman

Can someone explain why we should actually worry about this?
I want this to happen as much as you but I'm losing hope looking at the facts.
I know
>MUH EVEN THE WHO SAID 3.4%!!
The death rate of Swine seemed very high at first as well (near 10%), yet went on to only kill 0.01% of those afflicted.
This happened because we discovered all of the milder cases. Obviously this is very virulent, yet the reason we are not seeing bodies in the streets is because it's not nearly as lethal as we infer. We are seeing the more serious end of the iceberg. Most people who have tested positive (In countries testing EVERYONE) have shown most people have mild cold-like symtoms.

You need only look at South Korea for proof.
>0.8% and dropping

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Kek

Any Uk toryboys in here?

How keen are you now on private healthcare?

>breaks his ankles in my boobie traps
Enjoy crawling and bleeding to death.

HELP!!!!! I CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE OF BEING A RACIST!!!!! IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!

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makes sense

>0.6% mortality rate
T-t--that's good, right?

-20%

46 Corona infections in the Netherlands
1 Death

Our goverment was careless again

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>somehow in florida there's only 4 cases in the state
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
theres so many fucking italians chinese and everything the fuck else here
this is proof enough theyre lying

Same with me but without the headaches, coughing gets more frequently though and breathing harder in sporty situations.

My throat started ticking like a bitch today. I'm about to write my last will and testament.

>When your cars are so shitty than even Lada looks like a reasonable choice.
Ponziman, kek

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time.com/5796035/coronavirus-saudi-arabia-iran-islam-mecca/

aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/muslims-advised-stop-coronavirus-spread-200304160256140.html

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FUCK THE EU AND EU PEOPLE

Says increasingly nervous man for the 200th time this year.

If you live near a lake or the ocean, buy a speargun now. Better shot of catching fish when every bubba with a rod decides they're gonna catch dinner. Should be under 200 for a phenomenal one.

Also, don't shoot it on land, but the whole fun can be used as a spear in self defense, or used for intimidation

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Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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theverge.com/2020/3/6/21162247/sxsw-2020-cancelled-coronavirus-austin-texas-virus-fears-public-health-event

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY HAPPENING NOOOOOO

They are testing a fuckton of people, we already knew the mortality was around 1-2% but it will increase in countries that are unable to handle so a lot of patients.

thanks, i wondered about c, but this puts my mind at ease

>Any Uk toryboys in here?
>How keen are you now on private healthcare?
I imagine they are secretly quite excited since this could very well cause the collapse of the NHS

Yet another normie events canceled.

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just reposting this screencap for archival purposes. seems it was spot on so far.

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128 infected

WE HAVE 8 FUCKING CASES NOW
IM-

WHY DIDN'T EUROPE FOLLOW OUR LEAD AND SHUT DOWN THE BORDERS FOR TRAVEL FROM CHINA. WHAT THE FUCK STOP WANTING TO DIE OKAY THANKS

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Honestly, fuck normies and fuck extroverts who just have to fucking travel and walk around in this situation. Stupid fucking niggers can't sit at home.

>fewer international cases than dow jones value
Coronaburger

BREAKING: SXSW has been canceled due to coronavirus

>Reinfections
Try dormacy and lifelong complications , you are all being lied to
WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, ill defined
who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/situation-reports/20200303-sitrep-43-covid-19.pdf

5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

The Virus also gets into your Nervous system and can cause neurological diseases. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32104915

*coughs in your thread*

You have to compare the number of deaths to the number of closed cases, not all cases.

COOF MY LIFE INTO PIECES

True. The old boomers who voted for them are probably reconsidering haha.

Boludo, yo...

Trump is STILL rambling about it being just the flu

8 cases in Argentina just now.

>no trigger discipline
>shoots self in foot on first raid
What a shitter

>Colombia has joined the chat

FIRST CASE IN COLOMBIA
>FIRST CASE IN COLOMBIA
FIRST CASE IN COLOMBIA
>FIRST CASE IN COLOMBIA
FIRST CASE IN COLOMBIA
>FIRST CASE IN COLOMBIA

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-colombia/colombia-confirms-its-first-case-of-coronavirus-idUSKBN20T2QQ?feedType=RSS&feedName=businessNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: reuters/businessNews (Business News)

It's a fucking 19 yo f*male returning from Italy. Damn those people traveling with the virus

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What's the big deal

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Can any Italy bros give me an update on whats going on in there? I'm worried about you guys, Stay safe.

He's got a hunch

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London Marathon is bound to be cancelled.

Neat.

>Scotland women’s Six Nations rugby match against France has been postponed after a player tested positive for coronavirus.
NOT WOMENS RUGBY

He’s got an ego, of course he wouldn’t back down even if it makes him look like an idiot

on the bright side Corona-chan is gonna kill all the boomers

How safe is rainwater in general?
How do you determine the quality of rainwater in your area?
Do you have any suggestions on what is the most efficient type of rainwater collection?
What kind of redundancies do water companies have in terms of extra personnel?
What is the likelihood that workers will disappear rather than work during an emergency?

Where do you see a finger on a trigger?

Based

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lol

Yesterday i saw a post from an aussie detailing the fact that there where multiple brands of the virus, could someone post the source, please?

I will laugh my ass off when this faggot will be forced to close his factories.

>listening to junkies
Yeah okay

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Holy fuck lads its actually happening my wife agreed to quit her job in San Francisco IMMEDIATELY to and pack all our shit up in a Uhal this weekend to move to a rural mountain town in northern California with me my parents and our almost 3 year old son. I fucking did it, and it was so hard to convince, im so goddamn pumped right now. I'm gonna start packing asap. Can I just get a rundown on some more things I should prep for? So far I have 50gal bottle water 100lbs rice about 30 N95's, gloves, goggles, rubbing alcohol. What should I try to move on quickly?

pic is our hapa son for proofs

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F

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I'm just gonna get the generic. I can't afford the brand name Corona

Perhaps the most worrying sign yet if this lying gobshite says it's nothing.

>BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

South by Southwest, the annual tech, film and music conference held in Austin, Texas, has been cancelled due to concerns surrounding the COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak.

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Wrong. The EU is to blame for not locking down all borders and refusing reentry to all tourists until they pass a 30 day quarantine. But even if those measures were implemented, the virus would still find a way in and it would still spread. The only difference is that we'd see the surge in numbers in April or May, instead of now.

Why the fuck would he say this? Aren't scenarios like this why he's building rockets? This virus probably isn't the one to end humanity, but it's possible to kill 10's of millions of people in the next year. Moron, he must have been doped up by Grimes when he tweeted this.

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FACT: the virus isn't that dangerous and isn't going to collapse the world but the economic consequences will

>re: water supply

wait until people don’t show up because they are busy being sick or busy tending sick family. Plus all the chemicals that are needed for water treatment

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>"news" is screenshots of tweets by literally whos
>mostly meme comments
>no stats or anything
>death rate estimates go down every single day
>china has recovered
It's not happening bros

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It's in indiana now. Goodbye frens

> 2 weeks or more to show symptoms
> up to 3 weeks to die
Port of LA I stopped receiving Chinese shipments a week ago. Dominoes are falling in the supply chain.

But if you need to be explained this now, then you’re already dead

Euros
Eurovision
Olympics

everything will be cancelled

We're charging up the rankings like it's a competition
We're gonna show you scrubs what a pandemic really is!

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Disgusting

>leave the masks to sick people
>most of them are asymptomatic
retard

rifle? antibiotics, water purification tablets, solar powered battery pack, fuel

Lads if we have to eat humans to survive
Eat the brains
Get more iq

>monkey sidekick

LA marathon is a go.
30k entrants.

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It's ogre.

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reddit moment

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Chances are you three are already infected and will drag it to your parents and the poor cunts in that town. Anyways, best of luck user.

Middle school in Monrovia [California ~35 miles east of Los Angeles] cleaned after parent comes in contact with coronavirus
Family placed themselves in self-isolation for 14 days

sgvtribune.com/2020/03/05/middle-school-in-monrovia-cleaned-after-parent-comes-in-contact-with-coronavirus/

i hope you're right.

SXSW cancelled. L.A marathon cancelled tomorrow at the latest

ONE OF THE NEW CASES IN ARGENTINA IS IN CÓRDOBA, ITS FUCKING EVERYWHERE

It’s actually a negative mortality rate because people are being more careful and fewer are dying of the flu.

Oh yeah, he's making cars in China kek.

Bring a gun to shoot yourself race traitor.

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I bet you she's come back from Italy recently.

>retard memeflag doesnt know

China has been "back to work" for like 3 weeks now and yet they're still a fucking ghost country.

EU can't close borders, it would be outright economic suicide. Your country would literally starve, wtf are you even talking about. Fucking people travelling into and through infected areas, that's what's the main problem. Idiots just had to go sightseeing in Venice or attend football matches in the middle of a virus outbreak.

>Eurovision

OMFG NO. Fuck you chrono chan.

>He bought the supplement ?
>Activate the cytokines strom
>*Click*

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No. Fuck chinks and fuck their existence.

Can't wait to see the aftermath

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> being wrong about finger placement
> implying a guy with a monkey, sword, glass pane and fish antibiotics is serious anyway

>Given that cases typically die 1-3 weeks after onset, the case-fatality rate can artificially be reduced with an initial wave of newly diagnosed, new onset cases,” said Michael T. Osterholm, director of the Centre for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota. “Only after three weeks to a month can you calculate a reliable case-fatality rate for that group with onset the month before. So I think the case-fatality rate will go up, not down in Korea in the 30 to 60 days ahead.”

so you basically do aggressive screening to find early stages, and then say here - the morbidity is low. funny.

>dive to spearfish
>got caught by thousands bubba's fishing hooks
no thanks

Larry Kudlow on Bloomberg today.
youtube.com/watch?v=6uBYJwMioAM

We're doomed

>China has recovered
You guys must really enjoy being wrong theweek.com/speedreads/900488/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-all-fake-whistleblowers-residents-claim

Wow, it's spreading fast xD.
Seriously our government so stupid their only advice doesn't go Corona areas what people who have to go work, groceries, kids going to school.
They don't have the balls to declare emergency like China I mean GDP growth before human lives

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are headaches a symptome?
have those with a fever

> 2 weeks later
> all residents in rural northern California town infected with coronavirus