ASTEROID

The prophesied happening

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Humans are the next dinosaurs

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I swear we get one these headlines every month

>4 km
>end civilisation

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>implying pic related isn’t on this board literally every single day

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just ban asteroids from hitting earth
apocalypse eliminated

>The prophesied happening
Keep guessing, one day you'll be rght.

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who gives a shit? every time they try to spook us with this.
we are a mote in the void and it's like we are real estate for asteroids

fuck off we are full

Where is it set to hit? I'll catch it with my fucking teeth.

>He thinks "outer space" is real.

>world war 3
>global epidemic
>asteroid
i dunno lads but i think 2020 might actually be it
i wonder what happens next month tho

Hopefully it will hit Commiefornia or Cucksweden.

>no source
>a fucking ms paint
>schizoboomer leaf

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Let's steer it into Africa

WHY AREN’T YOU AFRAID!?!

>falling for Africa’s master plan
Can’t end civilization if here’s no civilization

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Hurry up asteroid! We need you.

also, holy shit, the moon "Could end civilisation if it hits"

Did mods really ban this user for saying “steer it to africa”?
Fuck niggers and fuck jannies

This asteroid will not hit. That is all.

>4km
>meaning it's at most 6% the mass of the KT extinction asteroid, and at minimum .06% its size
>ending civilization
Fucking sure.

>Africa
>plan
Choose only one.

Yea and they're always a gorillion miles away at closest approach.

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If all of the Jews die with me, I'm fine with that

Oh the bi-annual asteroid that will end the world is here

Remember the last time an asteroid was going to hit and someone posted that "we got the bad news and everyone has just been sitting in stunned silence"...... yeah

People tend to be kind of fucking stupid when it comes to determining how much impact an asteroid will have.

Oh wow, that picture is so scary. I totally believe you now. FFS, day of the rake can't come soon enough.

i wanna suck a bbc

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This asteroid bout to catch these hands if it come through my hood

Yup.

It’s just a falling rock bro
Falling rocks kill thousands of people every year

Jesus fucking Christ it really is the end of days isn’t it, even if humanity survives we will be reduced to a proto-civilization of retards living in the ruins of now ancient civilizations (btw this is how Egypt and the Middle East started, it’s a cyclical process).
This things gonna slam head first into old faithful and unleash Yellowstone, the coronavirus in full force will spread unhindered among a population with high percentages of vitamin D deficiencies

Yay

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Well you’re Canadian so it would be weird if you didn’t

Please

The game is instill fear of global catastrophe in order to create demand for global rule.
>Muh climate
>Muh meteors
>Muh pandemics

Muhhhuhuhuhuhuh

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Why not? This Corona thing is getting old we could use a new scare.

Nah he just deleted the 7 at the end of my post

How fast would we die, guys?
Will we suffer or will it be quick?

Birds are dinos, though.

Stand under it faggot

is it wrong that i don't like perfect skin? it looks too plastic to me. i like when it looks human.
i'm also not a fan of makeup.

End of days is usually an economic booster as people run out and waste their money on their "bucket list"

Fucking dinobirds, man.

Will they give us the correct coordinates? Or will they lie to us?
Im not lying if they said we're all going to die, I'd got to the ground zero site and start raping

the one that killed off the dinosaurs was only 6 miles wide...

forgot to wane her negroid facial features

Don’t worry, I’m not that lucky.

I bet the Jews did this

Does anyone really care

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Please land right on top of my head

it largely depends of the composition and energy of the rock, retard
porous sandstone or massive iron, that will make the difference

this is so beyond retarded, particles even exist in the way this moron specifies, the atmosphere gets less and less dense the further you move away from the surface of the earth thanks to gravity. the cognitive dissonance is palpable

And we have cannons that we can fire into the atmosphere to change weather patterns.

>breaks up in atmosphere
>debris hits errwhere on continents and oceans
A rock will stand on seven hills

HAARP is not a cannon, user.

Yas Forums falls for it again

NASA's Obama era asteroid redirect mission was to slam an asteroid into the planet. Trump cancelled the program.

could, but it's not gonna.

Then you just turned the asteroid into a shotgun blast.

>Asteroid hits earth
>No one dies because everyone already dead thanks to Corona Virus

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Pray for the meteor!

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A 4 km space rock could come smoking in at 50 km/sec or even faster. Not going to calc the energy but it's enough to end this shitty jewish carnival for sure.

Stokes law means the drag scales linearly with radius while mass scales as a cubic, meaning deceleration scales as an inverse square. Smaller bits will slow significantly more all things held equal