Anyone who wears this haircut is now a fascist

Literally everyone wear this haircut right now, even feminists

>dread wearing, lice riddled, future shower guest.

Shaving your own head with a #1 guard or no guard every 2-4 weeks is the only haircut i respect. Men who invest that much time into primping themselves are pathetic cityfag cucks.
>whatd ya go on down to the fuckin salon to see your homo stylist and get all purty?
>neck yourself ya fuckin queer!

rare
that's what I do. straight buzz but I don't want to pay for a haircut.

>Look at me I am a retard

>Tfw balding badly at 23

my haircut lady gave me this haircut last week and i didn't even ask for it. i just said "you're the pro, i just want to look professional."

Tits or gtfo

The fuck

Attached: ERsfzfTUUAALf_a.jpg (720x422, 17.29K)

Doesn’t he have songs unironically called “I’m gay” and “white privilege?” He’s a complete faggot. That little nigger that raps with him is gay as fuck too. Normalfags are so damn stupid Jesus Christ.

I try to get the barber to make it without saying Hitlerjugend. They always fuck it up.
Im this close to go to an arab barber because it's all they can do

Attached: about had it.jpg (381x203, 42.29K)

Attached: firebad.gif (303x400, 2.93M)

Macklemore and Spencer's hairstyle are off. Spencer needs to lose the fat off his face and Macklemore, as you said, needs hair on the side. Shaving it like Macklemore only works on a very few individuals I find.

Thats rich retard to you cunt

I have the gayest cowlick humanly possible that is at the very front middle of my hairline. Combine this with my natural thin hair and it makes any normal looking haircut impossible unless it’s super short. I tell them to just make it look nice because I don’t really know much about hair and they always just tell me essentially “it’s too fucked, you’re just fucked with that cowlick.”

>haircut like man on the right
I fucking hope so.

>Anyone who wears this haircut is now a fascist
ok cool, i shall get this cut tomorrow. i dont want anyone to confuse me for something else. it will save alot of time answering questions for them

Isn't it called "urban soldier" or something? Fury and Pitt mainstreamed it.

I was listening on the radio yesterday that men in the 40's/50's/60's would go to their local barber every week or 2.

>he doesn't respect his grandparents
Kek.

correct. the undercut on a woman makes me want to throw up

sorry I lit your hair on fire let me smack the shit outta you too

It’s not for women or so.y boys. They must be banned from requesting the skin fade.

The first guy look like he’s been mind raped to such an extent that seems unfathomable
What does that expression convey to you?? Horrific to me

Roger that.

Anything except cornrows or Afro is racist.

>nope

Attached: Screenshot_281.jpg (1898x979, 528.4K)

>virgin islands

Attached: 1538011634658.jpg (507x712, 246.67K)

Agreed. Macklemores' poop blonde ruins it.

He’s a mainstream music artist. He spouts out manufactured jew lyrics with subversive verses on stage like a programmed golem. He’s been mkultraed to hell and back like everyone else vetted and allowed to be able to make it in the music industry.

kek. I bet you don't get to use that one too often.

>i'm a woman

butch dykes love it. it makes me want to throw up when i even think about it. i dont even care if a fat woman has long hair, she can look alright and nice. but when they have this haircut it actually physically hurts me whilst its none of my business lol

that's the gayest haircut I've ever seen
probably you pay with a bj

>pompadour with a sharper undercut
>le ebin nazis XD

Literally no difference between shit like this and the CNN's !2SCOOPS!™. Ofcourse it'd come from a far-left publication out of one of america's token woke urban sprawl cabals.

PS.
>1 post by this ID

Attached: 123.jpg (700x466, 25.17K)

Your grandma was a whooer and your grandpa was a simp.

women like nazis desu

It's like a variation of the mohawk, a warrior tribe.

Attached: 6056147-SRVPMSOK-7.jpg (770x1026, 60.78K)

>losing his hair
>I-its the cowlick, I swear!

This is the best thread on Yas Forums today. Im sick of the coronalarp threads frens

Attached: 1554930294929.png (713x611, 25.92K)

Meme of the year, long time since i kek'd so heavily

Fantastic

The Mohawk were members of the Iroquois nation, which the US constitution and bill of rights is based off of. Not saying they weren't warriors but they were members of one of the largest alliances in the world at that time.

My hair literally looks like Stan Laurel's.

If you're a white man, clean cut, nothing more than a 5 o'clock shadow, no tattoos, clothes that fit, a razor sharp witty personality, athletic. That is the essence of the white man and the reason they hate us.

Show bobs, or exit premises

Suck my city cock you mongoloid island nigger. I’ve been around those parts and know the color of your skin is darker than a fully roasted coffee bean.

My head is too cratered to go full buzz

Me and you may be the only ones that know who that is.

I got this haircut just to flex on lefties. It’s true I am a fascist. This is a way to tell them that while claiming plausible deniability

Just tell them eco fash.

Attached: meatthebar.jpg (600x780, 210.1K)

>I'm a grill
>Guaranteed you's
This fucking board

makes sense I got this cut

How am i supposed to cut my hair now? I'm too scared of corona to go to the barber shop.

>the Iroquois nation, which the US constitution and bill of rights is based off of

Attached: 1563133912340.jpg (660x715, 49.9K)

Absolutely fucking based

I gotcha fren
flowbee.com/

Thats why I got it in the first place

Before electric razors? Kike

Ignorant burger. Look it up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Law_of_Peace#Influence_on_the_United_States_Constitution

I am true to my roots. Hail Odin!!!

Attached: Rugged-Hairstyles.jpg (500x500, 42.79K)

Shaved head is one of the worst haircuts. I am not a nigger. God gave us beautiful flowing hair.

>Some historians have claimed
The Manga Carta and English lords feeling they were wronged by the crown is what inspired the US constitution you dumb maple fuck

Attached: 1562615042530.jpg (612x612, 87.46K)

Those haircuts are way to high. You should only use clippers on your temples and the back of your head BELOW the inion bump. Like this:

Attached: 20190618_171022~2.jpg (1440x2560, 348.56K)

>Beckham
>Nazi
Ha!

Attached: images (8).jpg (512x287, 22.26K)

I'd get this haircut if I didn't have a huge fucking head/forehead

Luckily growing my hair pretty long/fringe hides this and I look a lot better. Sucks I'll never be able to get a slick looking haircut though...

Lift, shave your head, grow a beard (or at least stubble) jewboys are actually a bit weary since they're not sure if you're a neonazi.

Jokes on them, I'm a retro nazi.

Attached: steve-austin-clipart-austin-png-128869-2306323.png (591x1000, 825.65K)

Yes, I got a Scheitel myself. Best haircut males can get.

Only 3% of Americans are mixed, hue-monkey.

How will i ever recover? Get the fuck back to work wagie so you can pay your share of the rent on your squalid converted mill building apartment.