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then it is 0%
in spain it is 66.66%
percentagecalculator.net/

bros im coofing
IM COOFING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The way you're replying to me makes me think you're American

The Feds SHUT IT DOWN! EVERYONE PANIC!

youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA

FINALLY

>0 dead in leafistan
>including in the CCP-owned Vancouver

It's a nothingburger. There would be dead Chinese on the west coast otherwise.

Germany does not report Corona-deaths if there was any other underlying condition that could have caused it as well, like diabetes and other preexisting conditions everyone has.

don't worry, the cure is just on the other side of the noose

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I-I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLEASE I HAVENT HAVE SEX
OH GOD PLEASE SPARE ME
I SWEAR I'LL STOP FAPPING TO TRAPS

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if youre under 40 its 0.2% mortality rate, simple as

Will you faggots get it in to your head, China is finished!!! It's done it's over. Prepare yourselves now because I have no idea what will happen to the rest of us anything from nothing to death and every possible thing that can happen to the human body in-between....So I'm ordering lots of booze! We ain't getting out of 2020 alive!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Because germans are white unlike shitalians. Corona only kills nonwhites.

I mean Germans had showed us that corow can be beaten and all this panic is just propaganda

keep up the cope as long as you can. it's coming for all of us.

AND I'M LOVING IT

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>not even a single country fully engulfed in anarchy
>not even a single country declaring martial law

Stock up and get comfy.

We Death Stranding bunker-survivors.

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sex is largely overrated by virgins. jackoff to traps and mentally prepare yourself for death.

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OK we are all safe
just FYI, it is recovered vs dead, the infected are soon to be dead

>not even a single country declaring martial law

China did.

What, faggot? You think you're gonna die to some shitty little faggot virus? Listen, faggot. I'll tell you what: Yas Forums has been good to me. We've all been good to eachother, despite the racebait, the fucking wojakposting, and the corporate shilling. I don't give a shit. You're not going to die, and neither am I. You know how all those fucking chink cowards died? You know how these fucking boomers are dropping dead in the streets of washington? You're not one of them. We're good. We're strong. We'll survive. And I know you and I both will, and I know that everyone in this thread will. We're good. We're based. We'll live.

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Breath deep, my leafy friend. All is well.

Pretty much everybody gave up already. It's safer to be in china at this point.

0% true when you unblock your charaks

It's a nothingburger.
A nada sandwich.
A non-existant flavoured pancake.
A won't-happen meal.

daily reminder that eating food grade diatemacious earth will kill viruses.

based nigger.

Ok this is epic

>700 mil people in quarantine
>chinks getting welded shut in their homes
>iranian military barricading highways to prevent flow to northern provinces

imagine being this retarded

Wouldn’t be the first time Germany had millions dead and covered it up.

It’s literally a nothingburger.
Even if 70% of the WORLD got infected with a 3.4% death rate only 190 million would die. Maybe with overburdened hospitals and supply lines 300 million might die.
China and India shit that many newborns out every year.
Literal nothingburger.

Germany also does zero autopsies

If your under 40 and your left in a world without 40 overs, then you'll all starve to death becuse you young folks are so damn lazy and good for nothing.

After were all dead from the wuflu how are you gunna get your neet bucks and tendies younglings

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because of all the fake olive oil on the market. between that and the cellulose content of most parmasean cheese it's a wonder the wops are still even a thing.

>What about Germany? Zero deaths

Yet. Zero deaths yet.

You have all lost one thing here, one vital emotion: basedness.
You all clearly need a lesson in what it means to be based. This thread is not based. Panicking isn't based. What's based is knowing that you're going to live, and so is everyone who's browsing this fucking thread RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT. I live in Georgia, one of the states that are soon to be, or already are, a hotspot for this faggot little bioweapon virus. I have been surronded by people coughing for 5 weeks. 5 fucking weeks. When this shit first started, I didn't decide to prep. The closest thing to "prep" that I've done was buy hand sanitizier for my own personal hygiene. I have yet to be infected. You're fine. We're all based..but now you need to fucking show it! FACE THIS FUCKING VIRUS HEAD ON.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER, FUUUUUUCCCXXXKKK!

Oh, no. With no medicine, the death toll goes up by times 10.

You have been told.

I ain't taking and lessons on being based from a nigger

plenty of doner kebab though.

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A CURSE
THIS IS A DAMNED CURSED

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Based Boiled Peanut Poster

Nigger.

Lol, the west are so incompetent in handling this that East Asia (maybe exclude Japan) would be the last sanctuary of humanity.

Hello I am Mr. Tedros who is the director of WHO and also the President of Africa

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The Amish keep 2 years worth of firewood stacked up at all times.
I keep 2 years worth of Charmin Ultra Soft for myself and 2 years worth of John Wayne for trading.

That's the spirit.

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Okay even if all medicine disappeared RIGhT NOW and we couldn’t make more it’s still a nothingburger burger.
I don’t think you fully grasp how many people are on the planet and how quickly we reproduce.

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that image actually made me chuckle gj

Is there a way to do it that doesn't have to go through the ass?

this time was just a probe. the real one hits in October.

Calm down nothing is happening

>I have 5G installed on my Iphone!

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Let it come. I don't care any more.

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No more pension deficit. No more boomer bliss lifestyle. The reaper has come to claim what he is owed. Stocks won't save you, property won't save you, gold won't save you and neither will the generations you robbed for your Spanish holiday, year after year. I'll be taking your employment contract too. Thanks for keeping my seat warm you grumpy old assholes.

but what if i actually want everybody to die, bruh?

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IT INDEED IS PANDEMIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Depending on how fast it tears into the population of the planet, well, here's the simple truth: if we lost 10% of the total world population, we are fucked. That is a "no recovery" point.

Shit GETS REAL.

Even 300 million will put a hurt on everything.

how ironic will it be when it turns out that it was AI that killed humanity with a virus?

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>it's literally swine flu

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>iranian military barricading highways to prevent flow to northern provinces
real or rumor? any source.

WOOOOOOOHAN!

well you are wrong
less people, more stuff for the living people
you have diminishing returns after you loose more than 50%
so Corona-Chan is good for the living

Have fun with disfigured lungs, infertile testicles, and permanent brain damage when you "survive" this thing faggot.

dont know what ure saying but its pandemic.

weed edibles unblocked mine.

Oh, -I'm- ready to become a tyrant warlord. Build myself a nice kingdom out of the ashes.

I’m heading to the store tomorrow. It hasn’t hit my state (yet) but we’re quickly being surrounded. Both my parents are worried as fuck, they blew this off as another Ebola scare, so they aren’t prepped at all or ready.

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hopefully

high quality thread that the trannie jannie will not move to /bant/ for some obscure reason

Most lung scarring only occurs in those with serious cases (which is less than 20% of cases). Lesions on the testicles red even more extremely rare. And traces of corona being in the grey matter of your brain isn’t brain damage.

You have no idea how anything works.

Yep, walmart will always be there, kiddo. Life is easy, relax and don't worry.

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>heading to the store tomorrow
For what? If you didn’t get supplies weeks ago you should kys.

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because they are reporting the real numbers