/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1667

Threads are moving so fast nobody will notice I have Coronachan. I'll coof when their back is turned.

>246817079
which website lists cases like this?

Based Gary.

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It's not looking good bros
youtu.be/dcJDpV-igjs

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Are you in Trinidad right now? What's the situation there? Are there any cases? How are they planning on addressing it? Would i be better off there than west coast?

>The panic is finally starting

FASTER

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Fine, I'll fucking buy gold. Just stop.

I don't include mortality rates, high or low, never did, simply because 1) most cases are still unresolved 2) reinfections

Not that a kike shill like you cares

ITS OUT OF CONTROL

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>tfw vision problems and no glasses
>tfw have to go to the hospital today
should i go or not? paranoid, it might not be here or it might be
can i go innawoods with untreated vision problems?

WARNING TO RUN IF YOU CAN, HOUSTON IS ABOUT TO BE THE WUHAN OF TEXAS

houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/harris-county-coronavirus-total-outbreak-fort-bend-15111223.php

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Will Germany reach 1'000 before the first death?

gowan ye mad cunt ye

INCREASE THE SPEED IN THE HAPPENING TRAIN!

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Lads who’s government do you think will collapse first? Low key reckon it’ll be a south american curveball, hit late but those little fellas are violent are live for revolution for revolutions sake

Everything is going to the shitter boys

IT'S REALLY HAPPENING

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kek. Best advertising tactic, just bombard you until you give in so they'll fuck off.

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What is it about diabetes that makes people high risk? I'm type 1 but fairly in shape played sports in high school and can handle a mile or 2 run pretty easily. Early 20's. Is it just the leg rotting type 2 and fattie diabetics that should be worried?

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/cvg/ evolved to only contain hysteria news. No positive news at all. Lmaoing @ argentina /cvg/ bread.

May la muerta steal your tiny balls tonight.

The antichrist will very likely be a genectically enhanced abomination - handsome and intelligent, but a muppet nonetheless.

He'll eventually go rogue.

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Reminder that they're still burning corpses like there's no tomorrow.
I've been viewing this map for days, and now I get more blue at other places, so I guess the CCP knows and is trucking corpses out of wuhan.

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>mfw I don't have any ACE2 receptors.
It feels good desu :d

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Breaking News: 3 more passengers from the Grand Princess cruise in February have coronavirus.

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majority of infected in shit korea probably have S strain while europe, iran and usa gets newer and more aggressive L strain
would explain italys death rate

Only one race, the human race...

so was this animal guilty or innocent?

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Shocking they are saying all the confirmed cases are from a single trip

>live for revolution for revolutions sake
if that's your reasoning, then africa is first

youtube.com/watch?v=PYn6tHF9M5Q

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>tfw was here for 30k jump
>will be here for 100k jump

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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Corona itasha when?

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Chang he is innocent

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>(((academic))) estimates and jewish authors
Nah ill go with the cold data thanks dont need my facts editorialised by the ZOG

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Be sensible now, be more drastic later on. You will turn them away from even disinfecting their hands if you go full 'shizo' right away

Also enjoy life a bit - its all going to be very different soon

Risk for kidney and liver damage but it is mostly overweight people with cardiovascular risks.

>No positive news at all
Nothing positive is happening. Vaccine is 18 months away (says WHO), SARS-CoV never had a vaccine and all attempts made it more deadly, SARS-CoV had lifetime effects for all the "recovered", recoveries are a joke with so many cases being reinfected and not even WHO is listing it, mortality rate is 3.4% (says WHO) and the latest study says 4.8% (that's what the scientific paper says, seems like scientists don't cherrypick Korea like you retrds to), and all the stock markets are crashing.

@246823953
you just had your initial entire argument BTFO and are now rambling about other things entirely... feel sorry for you bro

TRUMP WILL LOSE THE ELECTION OVER THIS

There is no way he's getting re-elected after he assigned a religious fanatic retard to the case and poor people can't afford the diagnostic test.

ogre

trannies definitely celebrating by cutting their balls out and raping children.

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they're much more manageable now...should've sen them
a month ago when all the nothingburgerfaggots were shitting them up

Don't engage him argibro, he knows full well he's being dishonest. Engaging him only gives him more power. Simply ignore him and more on.

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fyi there were around 30 people in that group and at least 12 reside in the Houston area.

youtu.be/zG7KShvqg9A
Reminder that spics are very based

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It's innocent, chinks will continue blaming other things and never admit corona is a virus they engineered

ACTIVATE HYPER DRIVE!!!!

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Replying to fellow migrant scum in Canada from last thread
No I'm in FL. I cancelled my flight back, I was supposed to visit next Friday. I figure it's too risky with an infant without proper PPE. Plus I have good preps and guns at my house.
>1 suspected case. Not confirmed yet. Leaked via WhatsApp voice note. Health minister made a statement that it's not confirmed, but sample is being tested
>We have proper quarantine stuff, planning on centralising treatment for cases in Couva
>We are doing all testing for the region as CARPHA is based in Trini
>Caribbean Airlines taking extra precautions with sanitizing and all staff have masks
>Minister of Health is a former independent senator and is apparently actually not complete shit

Honestly with how shit Canada is handling it you might be safer at home. The danger is the airports up here that are swarming with dumb unhygienic cunts. With an infant and pregnant woman and 10th busiest airport in America it's too risky for me, but if you can, I would dip.

Reminder to be kind to your local bats.

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probably cleaning up Wuhan

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"muh L-strain" one academic chink journal doesn't mean shit idiot. You probably haven't graduated high school, let experts read the research since you can't.

Reminder of 2009's nothingburger when you were still on funnyjunk and reddit

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>being Turkish

>Reminder that they're still burning corpses like there's no tomorrow.
They're burning medical waste (mostly potentially infected clothes).

woah

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>coronavirus expert

That's like one of those blockchain "experts".

So who would ppl vote for? Biden? Sanders?

Lmfao

There won’t even be an election

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I really don't buy Chinas new numbers. People return to work with that shit still around and it doesn't rebound? While new locations have such intese increases in cases?
Bullshit.

a little slow tonight, isn't it?

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will i make it here bros

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I was here then, I've watched their shilling tactics change from "nothingburger" to "I was one of you now I think it's over" to the most recent of "It's only olds dying, nothingburger confirmed"

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Iran

LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER DAY OF LOSSES FOR THE DOW AT -2%

*AHEM* Just a flu, bro!

Victory never tasted so sweet

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>pic related
so this is finnish humour ?

MARCH 6

1st case in Bhutan
1st case in Vatican City
1st case in Serbia
1st case in Cameroon
1st case in Slovakia
1st case in Peru
1st case in Togo
1st case in Colombia

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Reminder this is on pace to be 30 times worse.

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>Gets eaten by chinks
>retaliates with coof aids
>pangolin takes the NAP seriously

stay vigilant.
see you boys on the battlefield.

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>Summer 2019 (Southern Hemisphere).
>From: Sunday, December 22.
>Until: Friday, March 20, 2020.

The time is ending for us.

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Lads if you have any dodgy teeth get them pulled out now.
No dentist's innawoods

>A Bristol resident who has returned from northern Italy has the first confirmed case of coronavirus (COVID-19) in the city.

bristol247.com/news-and-features/news/first-case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-bristol/

My hatred for people who travel is only going to intensify when all this has blown through the ranks.

Fuck the economy. Globohomo jews only care about their fucking vacation home gold plated helicopter money while the regular man vomits blood in the streets.

No nig nogs, no roasties, no feminists, or soibois in sight. Looks like heaven.

Do you think the outbreak was planned or it was a happy accident?

strawpoll.me/19495562

Gog is Russia
Magog is China

The Kings of the North will ride on the MIddle East.

A mighty host will assemble on the plain called Meggido.

1/3 of man will be seared by fire (the only way to stop the re-infecting Coronachan)

The Antichrist and his Host shall be invincible save for one, only the Son of Man can defeat his handsome visage.

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yeah sometimes it's worse than getting infected by coronachan but that's not the topic rn, user.

>PENCE SAYS U.S. DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH CORONAVIRUS TESTS TODAY TO MEET ANTICIPATED DEMAND GOING FORWARD

>muh death rate
Fuck it.
What is the hospitalization rate?

Oi I found you, took a minute to type that stuff out.

>Indonesia police seizes 60,000 masks
how dare you preppers... prepare.

>government makes it illegal to own legal items if you have more than a week's supply
almost as bad as the time where Franklin Roosevelt thieved all the gold.

Yeah sure, Xi.
And medical waste is not proportional to death.

Globalist travelfags all deserve the rope. I hate them so much.

THE FIRE RISES

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>the McCon

Wanna know why corona is the best happening?
Because they literally wont be capable of just ignoring it and moving on once the dust settles
Best case scenarios using obviously bullshit chink data will still cause severe long term damage globally
Add that the the fact that every single one of us could die from this, likely many will, it’s just so much more exciting and investing than yet another truck of peace or school shooting

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The birds will give it to you.

Maybe it’ll be a -600 loss with only 20 minutes left

nuffin sosij roll

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>one academic chink journal doesn't mean shit
If that's the case the testicular damage and other stuff doesn't mean shit either then

Hi /cvg/. Hospital janitor here. Won't tell you where I work other than "Florida."
>literally nobody is worried
>we had one probable case of Corona, we don't know if it is or isn't yet but they've been with us for two days now
>there hasn't been a giant scare yet so we're guessing "probably not"
>N95 masks were all pulled because of the fear that they'd be stolen/hoarded
>otherwise business as usual
Someone tell me why I should be worried.

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>B-b-bernie can still win guys

Saint George, Blaise, Aegidius, Denis, Eustace, Erasmus, Cyriacus, Christopher, Vitus, Pantaleon, Acatius, Barbara, Catherine of Alexandria and Saint Margaret, ora pro nobis.

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But your winter is not so cold

it is heaven
and it's mine
this is my island

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What's the best way to procure it? You have an online source that's reliable?

>DOW only -590
b-bros....

You should include "planned, failed miserably and backfiring". Most of the cunts playing along will die to it, watch it.

8 DEATHS IN SPAIN, TWO MORE OLD PEOPLE DIED JUST NOW
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Do you understand that the initial outbreak of COVID-19 was bad because it was in a highly populated area, and that the initial outbreak of COVID-19 of H1N1 does not matter about the final death toll once the outbreak is no longer contained.

Your arguments are terrible. Of course COVID-19 is worse at this present because the initial outbreak was at a fucking wet market as opposed to small Mexico.This isn't a plague inc algorithm.

The disease has already failed to be contained, just like swine flu.

It's literally over
I cant quite believe it

>Starbucks is suspending the practice of filling customers' reusable mugs to prevent the spread of coronavirus

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This, he's completely fucked this up already
Your infected is going up alot already and that's only with the testing of people with severe symptoms. There will be >10,000 infected by now many not still walking around the streets
It's going to get messy

the american flag is also red, white and blue

You don't say.

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What election? By November, either our govt collapses, or Trump stays in office due to state of emergency

>And medical waste is not proportional to death.
Of course it is, dummy. Seethe, habbeningfaggot

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>With an infant and pregnant woman
Why the fuck would you go to Trinidad in the first place?

Post songs to play on loop over speakers when you defend your bunker from the nothingburgers

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Napalming all airports when?

I know m8. I have a mortgage to pay and kids to feed, my supplies will only take us so far

Spain is Italy 10 days ago.

only pajeets can be this stupid

liveleak.com/view?t=uNfqT_1583510405

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Do you not understand exponents? Does nobody on fucking earth understand exponents? It blows my mind that everybody keep saying "it's not that much yet it's no big deal" when this thing is doubling every 3 days. The longer you let something that doubles go on the more it snowballs.

STOP EATING INTERESTING CREATURES YOU FUCKING ANIMAL CHINK

Everything
>EVERYTHING
the Chink touches turns to diseased shit

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GUYS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DISCORD??

its been 3 months already

it's funny because the greenies think that not recycling signals the end of the world

Because Florida is full of dumb cunts, niggers and spics who will chimp out once things pass a certain point. Also the state government is covering shit up so that's usually a bad sign.

innocent

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Suspected/confirmed/discarded cases here per state.

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You're a janitor in a hospital in Florida posting images of gamer-girls on Yas Forums.

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Notice the lack of containment efforts in the last week. The economic interests have abandoned containment and decided to just let it spread

lmao

Forgot to mention, this disease definitely will kill a lot of people, but it's just as much of a burger as 2009 Swine flu. Stop comparing initial outbreaks and acting like it means that the final death toll will be worse because of that.

If anything, most of the world has gone into a lockdown quarantine a lot faster than it happened in 2009.

What if there isn't an election?

>246824871
>small Mexico
not getting any more You's

Trump is a fucking retard
Was funny when he won because of the normie rage and hes maybe slightly less of a nonce than Hillary Clinton but he has never said a single semi intelligent thing

Do you work for free

>Hospital janitor here
rip

>First case in Colombia

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homeless people should all be gassed. im not even fucking kidding.

I don't get it. I didn't get it when you started and I still don't get it now. This is an actually handy chart that shows progression and you just fuck up the past few days? But why?
I just don't get it.

a lot of cases popping up to-day

The backlash against chink diaspora is going to be glorious

THIS IS LITERALLY GOING TO WIPE OUT EVERYONE. THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. WHEN DO WE BUNKER DOWN? WHEN ANONS? ALAS THE VERACIOUSLY VIOLENT VIRUS WILL STRIKE WHEN WE HAVE ALREADY PREPPED BUT NEVER WENT TO GO HIDE. WE PREP FOR NOTHING! THE WORLD IS SWALLOWED AND WE ARE THE SCREAMING PEONS IN A CITY SURROUNDED BY FIRE! DEAR FUCK WE ARE ALL GOING TO GET THIS SICKNESS. ALL OF US WILL BE TESTED. IT IS OVER. I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

People still think this is just the flu.
But it's cat's FIP for humans, and worse at that.
Fucking look it up, your cat can just suddenly die from it with brain seizures.

have defended houses from police with neds with similar music playing
youtube.com/watch?v=VZ9QI_OIY6I

>go to dentist
>get corona now
>no innawoods

I would rather try the pliers and whiskey route.

This is a pretty crappy bioweapon tbqhf

I mean, it's from a BSL4 I was hoping for weaponized hyperaids or something.

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Go in woods for summer
Come back
Everybody is coronad
World's yours user

>EVERYTHING IS GOING TO COLLAPSE WITHIN DAYS
>IT HAS A 66% CFR, THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE

I see you retarded faggots unironically saying this kind of shit and all I can do is laugh.

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SECOND DEATH IN THE UK

>Tfw no survival shield.

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>Hey youngster, I didn't intend for the world to end in such a bad way. Its my fault and I will not commit this error in my next iteration of the universe.
>I doted you with great creativity (even if you dont think you do!).
>So please, help me create a new world that will be fun for humans to live in, give me your best ideas and I will allow you to be reborn there when the world I create next matures enough.

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LA has now confirmed one recovery, I will monitor to see if that person gets fucked 2 weeks later

It's been 30 months actually. It's been with us since prehistoric times.

Wtf happening cancelled?!

paint it black.

Kek

What happened to the discord

italy had 25%
with 10% on icu
it will get ugly once alot of people get infected, I did the math for my country and once more than 10000 people are infected, there is no more place in hospitals (not even talking about icus)

Imagine the devastation she is going to cause once she gets her momentum going there

I can feel jesus slowly returning and trying to heal the world, but dark forces are stopping him.

youtube.com/watch?v=FbiUZooWxhs

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Glad Pedro Sánchez is out promoting safe mesaures like closing events and parades-WOOPS HE'S NOT

>A number of disease experts agree with Trump that there are many unreported cases and that the rate reported by the WHO is higher than the rate will end up being over time.
Vaccine expert Paul A. Offit told us the rate could go below 1% as Trump says.

youtu.be/zvq9r6R6QAY

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>bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51342278
Still a retard, but only for not having a filter.

All big companies do the same or preparing for it
work from home will be very popular soon

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And in 3 months it went from 1 to 100k with tens of millions of chinks under quarantine, and travel bans

>he's literally projecting his own homosexuality
hell is destructive !

JM bullion, however better off buying a claim

Happening cancelled. Not even 4,000 dead after two months. Remind me why we’re worried again?

Swineflu had a deathrate of 0.1% and killed half a million
This is novel, so far less genetic and antibody resistance in any human population, and spreads quicker, and has a deathrate of 4% minimum going by fudged chink data
There’s no way this ends before it hits 8 figures dead. Good chance at 9 figures if you ask me, dpeends on Afrikkka

God she's fucking hot

WTF BROS

V A T I C A N

SEE:

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Gas yourself discord fag

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Breaking News: 23 new cases in Austria.

apa.at/Site/News.de.html?id=6253571046

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I'm from there cunt. I was going to visit family like I do every year.

>I see you retarded faggots unironically saying this kind of shit and all I can do is laugh.
I see you retarded faggots unironically saying this kind of shit and all I can do is laugh.

The only right answer

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just give me my phone and i'll get a full real harem for myself lol slip slop i won.

They should stop the public transport too. Fucking commies.

it risked unprofitability for the bankers who don't want it declared a pandemic, so it was stopped

Nigga you argument is literally "muh initial o0utbreak", "look 2009 nothing burguer", none of those are relevant the only thing that matters is how the virus works but you rather ignore all of it since it would make you scared right?

comorbidities, especially for type II

WHERES THE FUCKING LOCKDOWN OUTSIDE CHINA?!

Might have to start using 3 letter country codes as this point.

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>Veraciously violent virus
>I’m like master p grabbin these asses please mass casualties with my faculties
Like nigga you didnt say shit thats not bars

Make an éire pol

Make monster girls real in the next universe

how lond do i have to get all i need and try to live like ted kaz in the middle of nowhere?

It's all an illusion user

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Dude when the Waffle House shuts down it’s bad. That’s our indicator on hurricanes. If Waffle House shuts down its definitely shtf.

My global Big 4 accounting and consulting firm canceled “non-essential” travel, and released a pandemic plan.
We will likely be going all virtual in the next few weeks.
It’s continuing to heat up, and we were right.

>15 million to die, $2.3 trillion recession
>archive.is/SEsjO

Why all the superinsane OMG WE GUN DIE news always come from that shitty Daily Mirror tabloid.

>mfw Wuhahahahan is now one more ghost chink city

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Put them in camps and send them off. They have caused enough damage.

youtube.com/watch?v=XRR0Gc0YuZs

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and how exactly all the dark forces could stop him

Isnt it funny how the happening canceled/oxygen filled burger fags constantly jump from one point to the other, the moment they are proven false?

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>► Detected: 101,858 ► Died: 3,462

can we stop using the horseshit chink numbers already? they have like 100000 plus dead ffs.

Why are you under the impression that we only care about and that the only factor is people dying. Are you familiar with the snowball effect? The ripple effect? The butterfly effect?

Supposedly a case of Coronavirus in the Hattiesburg, MS school district. About two weeks ago, the choir for the local university, University of Southern Mississippi was told to self quarantine after their trip from South Korea. I bet one of the niggers went to church and spread it to the niglet cousin.

I have like 10 of those masks and they don't protect against shit, faggot.

Gary doesn't even mean it anymore. I bet you he's as worried as we all are now. He's been here from the start. He's happy to take his meme status and just roll with it now.

now this is cringe

youtu.be/5t53TcKIlMc

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leave this virus to me

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Not that I trust le gooberment, but where did they cover up anything? I haven't been following.
It's a pretty decent life, I have to admit.
Nah I get decent pay. They're helping me go through school so it's actually pretty nice.
My apologies. I dated a trini once and all she could ever say was "the island is a hellhole and nobody follows the law," she grew up in Jersey and talked more shit about Trinidad than the east coast.

This is a thought I've had for a long time.

How come nobody who gets infected just tries to infect as many other people as they can?

Imagine if you start coofing, go to some nightclubs, and infect 40 other people. It would be impossible to trace.

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It's quite literally just the flu, you guys

Get over yourselves

>25%
So potentially 1/4 of the country going down and not being able to do anything
Tenth of the population is likely to die...
Virus apparently mutates like hell was loose, potentially being able to hospitalize MORE people...
Boy, it's gonna be fun.

>NOOOO NOT THE SOI COFEE BUCKERINOS WHERE WILL I GET MY VENTI MOCA LATTERINOS NOW ARGHHHHH

I had swine flu. It was hell... If this is worse, you do not want this, user.

>Daily Mail conducted the study
Based retardo

Fucking defeatists, if you are under 50 you are gonna be fine 96% of the time.

It’s so stupid it’s funny

>Induce pneumonia in elders
>Stays in your system and re-infects your lungs 4 weeks later.
>Hides in your nervous system and induces seizures.

Totally not engineered.

You're quite literally just a faggot user.

I doubt it

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Is coffee good for you?

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Lets just get some anime meme channel youtubers to Itasha their car with Corona chan

Based Braveheart poster.

I might become a DOONATER

I do a couple days a week. Leads to much day drinking.

Just this morning, when Iran announced 1234 cases.
Imagine the numbers, if you include China's real figures.

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