Why is British food shitty?

German Food? Great. (ty for burger)
Spanish Food? Great
French Food?
Italian Food?
Russian? Balkan? Scamdinavian?
All delicious

Why is British cuisine horrid? Worst food on earth. They conquered the world for spices, you'd think they'd at least use them. Nasty island apes

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>covering it in malt vinegar makes it taste better

God damn I would absolutely go balls deep in that goddess on the left

>Worst food on earth.

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based

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because brits are scum

>spices

Get some new material pal

>mutts don't even boil their steak
you have no ground to stand on, Pablo.

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Bangers and mash and Sheppard's pie are very good.

No "official" and "standardized" country cuisines are good; all of them are low in protein

It’s not as bad as people make out but it is inferior to most Euro cuisines, particularly med cuisines.

You mean white people food? Beans on toast isn't bad if you want a quick snack. Its definitely economical as well and they probably save a killing on groceries compared to American's.

>They conquered the world...

There's your answer, mutt. Food for us is just fuel so we can do shit. We're not faguettes dildoing baguettes.

Btw, when has German, Balkan or Russian food been "great"?

If you have to put vinegar on something to make it edible, I can guarantee you it's "rubbish" as your kind would say.

back to /ck/ faggot

english breakfast is not low on protein

How dare you.

Don't bongs have a ton of good pies and fish meals?

>boil
>steak
Someone hold me

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Yeah, British tradition.

ARREST THIS CULTURE!

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It is unbalanced in terms of protein, way too much carbs and fat relative to the amount of protein:
bacon: almost entirely just fat
sausage: 3/4 fat
fried eggs: now we're talking, but you still are eating too few eggs compared to rest of the foods on the platter, at least 12 eggs a day m8
Now I am definitely not against fats or carbs, but the balance in today's diets is absolutely horrible. Everyone, including women, needs more protein, more vit D and true A rich foods like eggs and liver.

and pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

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Do you really think we'd have conquered the world if we spent all our time jerking each other off how good our pasta sauce is like continentals do.

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Why didn't you conquer the moon like us?

ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE.

Because it's a shitty island with no trees and covered in fog 99.9% of the time

never heard of anyone doing that in Britain, let alone it being a tradition.
maybe that's the secret to Britons power levels

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Are you being paid enough for this?

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Meds, particularly the Spanish, eat the same food in rural parts.

British food is just traditional Western European food for the lower to middle class. French cuisine that survives today was the food of the upper class that he's been refined further in modern times using generally traditional European ingredients with the exception of things like chocolate.

Spain and Italy went nuts with the Latin American ingredients.

That's literally Central American food and South American food.

Boiled tongued. You can make tacos out of that.

Why are British women so ugly?

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The problem is 100% of people outside of Britain cannot cook British food. And 95% of people inside of Britain cannot properly cook British food.

Curries are delicious. Kebabs is good too. But a proper English breakfast is every burgers dream. Earl Grey please.

well it's worth mentioning there's also tomato, mushrooms, toast with butter & black pudding. might be more since i haven't had it in a while
don't know if people need more protein either. healthier diets sure but protein? if you're active and keeping fit

You bourgeois fuckers and your "delicious" food make me sick.
Us Brits don't need food to taste good, life is hard on this beautiful rock; meat and potatoes will do just fine, thanks.

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Not really, vinegar on tomatoes and in salads works great

Another British tradition is giving credit to other nations for their dishes. You'll note how Indians, Mongolian and Persians all claim that dishes that are the same are their own. Greeks, Turks and Persians all claim various dishes that are the same as their own. Poles, Jews and Germans all claim various dishes that are the same as their own.

British people call certain types of bread 'French bread', we call certain cheeses 'Swiss cheese', we call certain curries as 'Indian food'. All of these things being unique British-created variants.

If you want traditional British foods you will find lots of pies, pastries, gravies, stews, soups and all manner of cakes and cooked fruit dishes.

She's an Amerimutt. Charlotte.

Not really, vinegar on tomatoes and in salads works great

There’s nothing wrong with beans on toast.

food must reflect the soul of a people.
anglos are literally kikes.

>conquering an empty rock from nobody
>why didn't you do this user?
>just a dick measuring contest
>didn't even happen anyway

>food must reflect the soul of a people.
>anglos are literally kikes.

Is that why we eat sausage rolls and pork pies every day?

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Anglo ''''cuisine''''

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mate it's not difficult to cook most british dishes

>shitty dirt
sand is superior

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WE HEARD YOU jeez!

>Why are British women so ugly?

YES

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pea pea cummies

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rate my dinner, Luigi.

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What happens when a human eats sand like that?

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The Indian one really pisses me off. Modern Indian cuisine literally would not exist without the brits. Curries are a creation of British india

germans didn't create the burger you stupid german faggot

>A fresh, bright spring recipe using either fresh peas or frozen petite pois, this peas on toast recipe from Rachel Phipps makes a tasty treat for either breakfast, brunch or lunch.

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Baked beans in tomato sauce is patrician

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The Spanish grandfather of Chili. "Rotten pot Stew" It's Spanish pork and beans.

Beans, all sort of pork meats, vegetables, chickpeas, add spices. Add some blood sausage on top.

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kek

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Glitch in the AI

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Disgusting innit bruvs

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If it's made with Bacon and slow cooked Beans are amazing..I usually use biscuits for beans but toast works too if your out of biscuits.. and my biscuits i do not mean cookies. I mean Biscuits with their buttery flaky crust..

I wouldn’t call that dinner, but it looks comfy. Would be better in a smaller platter as an appetizer to a full meal imo but still good stuff mane

They die. The body cannot digest the sand.

You puke it out fairly quickly.

No one in Modern day Britain boils steak. No restaurant would ever offer the food to be prepared in this way.

Most of what people thing of as being "British food" is poverty food. Easy & cheap. No one goes to a restaurant looking to sample Beans on toast.

I'd take that over a full English any day

Calm Down Thunberg.

user, turn off the shitposting machine right now.

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Don’t tempt me

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But why cook it at home? It's not 1943

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you didn't create or popularize the burger, dumb german nigger. slavic rape babby

anyone ever try this?
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British food is underrated
We got American breakfast from them
Putting gravy on things is a very British practice
Meat pies are delicious as well
British food is filled with comfort food and lots of starchy, greasy, salty meaty foods
Which is delicious
It's not as good as American food but nothing is
Pic related is best known American food

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Where do you think Hamburg is?

Thats what generation after generation of incestual breeding on a fucking island gets you

You are quite correct, sir. I might have over-reacted in stating that English breakfast is horrible, since it is substantially better and cleaner than what most people eat today. Have you legit seen zoomer's normal eating habits? Absolutely atrocious.
Diet plays an enormous role in our lives, has massive impact on hormone production and secretion, and so on. People really underestimate food's role, they think they can put whatever they want in their bodies and it will just go through, un-affecting their physiology.
Regardless, I think there should be much bigger focus on food in politics and schools, we cannot continue serving these veggie diets to children who desperately need meat and eggs and milk.

Do beans even grow on your island?

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Get out of our country wog.

Get rid of the blood sausage and I’m sold. Looks darn delicious.

fuck off mutt, we have fucking Gregs

You could make one of these for literally any nation on the planet. Posting it as if it proves a point is nigger tier IQ.

>They die. The body cannot digest the sand.
They seem ok to me

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>you have to put vinegar on something
Where tf has this come from? Who says we put vinegar on everything tf

Literally looks like vomit on toast.

fish and chips, available in the whole UK, are originally jewish however almost nobody eats that unless smashed.

German dinner is like American lunch. Lunch is their big meal.
t. Studied German.

take the vpn off you faggot german

11/10 in bongland

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I GOT YOUR GLOBALIST OFF SWITCH RIGHT HERE! THE TECHNOCRACY COMES TO AN END AND JESUS REIGNS SUPREME

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburg_steak

Burgers aren't German idiot
The hamburger was named after Hamburg style meat
That's it
A patty of beef is all you contributed to the burger
Turning it into a sandwich, putting cheese, and vegetables and everything else that goes into a burger is 100% American
Also modern burger patties don't resemble traditional hamburg style meat at all anymore

No it isn't

Huh, now I know why I hate breakfast in America so much.

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What the hell is that supposed to be?

STAHP IT

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All the lactose intolerant people are staring at you like your special..

you didn't create or popularize the burger, dumb german nigger. slavic rape babby

Hashbrowns waffles eggs and sausage is the shit

Sauerkraut smells and tastes like utter aids.

French man making traditional pizza recipe. Looks great. Anchovies and onions.. to detox from the s-o---y.

Yeah and chicken tikka was created in scotland

Ahh the Britbong delicacy pea and cum sandwich

Bold anti-vinegar stance, user. You're still wrong though. Vinegar provides necessary tang and aids digestion.

God save our gracious queen.

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i love bullying bongs

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Apparently lasagne is a British dish

He posts this in every thread, just ignore him. Logic and reason don't exist in the United Sharts™

>While the inspiration for the hamburger did come from Hamburg, the sandwich concept was invented much later. In the 19th century, beef from German Hamburg cows was minced and combined with garlic, onions, salt and pepper, then formed into patties (without bread or a bun) to make Hamburg steaks

So it was a collaborative effort now shush..

Read thisOr actually research it yourself
Burger is American as it gets

Wtf do you want?
A croissant with some fruit?
Maybe a slice of cheese?
Go to France then you faggot cause that's what the rest of European breakfast is like

I'd smash.

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Dinner was traditionally the big meal in Anglo society too.

Breakfast (big meal)
Dinner (biggest meal)
Tea (small)
Supper (smallest)

Got shortened to just Breakfast, Dinner/Luncheon and Tea; with Tea being the big meal. Probably due to the industrial revolution making eating big meals whilst out working difficult; the big meal traditionally became Tea because people were hungry after working all day. Lots of Anglos have always sworn by a big breakfast though.

Wow, a kraut posting a french recipe. A french recipe using creme, right? Fucking unoriginal mongrels.

Indians imported into Britain

>luv me fokin lasarna

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Your shitposting reign of terror ends here, bucko.

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Rather have a steak tbqhfam

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