/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1665

[Beastman:] I can't it's mad of fur.
[Skeletor:] Bitch well then wack me off, grab your hairy bottoms.
[Beastman:] Hairy, Hairy Indeed, they're hairy as fuck, rake some leaves. Ahh whatever you need. Now were drunk, we'll be in jail, but I'll rape you master.
[Skeletor:] It Never Fails, He's always got my ass on his mind and it's sure in fact that when we waxes me, waxes all night long and that is that. Now Beastman, Beastman what do you know bout' talking off your clothes, you're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull c'mon.
[Beastman:] Ahh Skeletor, I shaved my legs for you tonight, but if you see my cock I hope you go and bite. AAAHHHHH, Skeletor you made me do some coke, I'm up all night on it's no joke.
[Skeletor:] Ah, furry fool, break dance, take off your furry pants, take off your high heels and put them in your ass, now somebody is tiptoeing, and someone just came in, and someone's pretty fat.
[Beastman:] Beastman's pretty thin, Ohh Ahh, I got AIDS, Beastman AIDS, and I 'll spread it into every good boy and girl today. Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking jaw.
[Skeletor:] Beastman watch your mouth, we don't need that language anymore.
[Beastman:] C'mon Skeletor, Don't you wanna see me work it now.
[Skeletor:] Beastman show em' how your gonna get my ass and plow, Now stick your cock inside like Rake Yohn fucking said.
[Beastman:] That faggot fuckin' douchebag only knows how to give head, two men in bed, his face it getting red, Ahh listen to everything I fucking said, Ah.
[Skeletor:] Ah, Beastman, Do you, Know how...........

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how would rate the newest priestess of Corona chan cult

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LET IT END
LET IT END
LET IT ENDDDDDDDD

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I want have sex plz

pls remember, don't be receist

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MARCH 6

1st case in Bhutan
1st case in Vatican City
1st case in Serbia
1st case in Cameroon
1st case in Slovakia
1st case in Peru
1st case in Togo

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twitter.com/jrisco/status/1235970924312031233?s=20

is this racist Yas Forums?

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okay you fucking faggots
you can stop posting this nothingburger any time you want to
it's not funny any more
literally nobody cares

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You’re fucked cunt

I just received confirmation from SUS that I have it.
AMA.

Capitalist democracies are fucking cancer
Fascist AND Communist societies could've handled this so much better

Nothingburger. This so called virus is only spreading in the most air polluted regions of the world (China, Daegu, North Italy) Its probably a flu mutation that wont hurt non shit hole countries.

Theyre gonna use this as an excuse to bring the market down to non frothy levels, kill off poor peasants, and give us vaccines that fuck our DNA.

Also viruses may not be a disease vector at all. Check out “House of Numbers” on Youtube about the HIV hoax.

>be neet
>haven't been out of home for the last week
>have to go to the bank this morning
>1h hour of cue full of old people coughing
>had flu like symptoms for the last ~4h
hahahaha now THIS is funny

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An user gave an example of exponential growth with an analogy of a moss patch on a pond. I think this is an example aswell.

If I put 1c in your hand today and then everyday after that, I doubled what's in your hand. How much money would you have in one month?

Check out the logo of the german state propaganda organization for infection protection.

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Rollin' for 4 billion

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Fuck off turkroach!

Imagine being a fucking millennial or a boomer and wondering how you could have known this was happening when there have been countless reports and video evidence.
>streamable.com/5rqln

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Fake and gay

Too old

>mfw

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Quickly go and look at the daily cases, the number of daily cases now outside china is EQUAL with china worst days. Not counting that one off day where the number went crazy, look at the total daily cases now this not a joke.

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what the fuck is happening, give me a rundown

Your daily service announcements:

1. Pictured and link = toilet paper replacements
youtube.com/watch?v=QyKnnioHtWw

2. You are running out of time to buy prepper items and bulk food. Stuff disappeared out of my amazon cart. Consider tomorrow morning your last chance.

Most doctors and nurses believe the CDC. Just a flu bro.

DRUG DEALERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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brown people can't be racist

every day at 6AM: toilet paper all sold out because of boomers.

This has been Australia for the last week. Boomers are retarded.

STOP PANIC BUYING YOU YELLOW NIGGERS

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0 cases in Albania

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She's 26.

Based

>nobody cares

Yet here you are cock smoker.

we'll all be dead by the year's end

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They're fake and gay videos

Posting full hazmat template, fresh out of the oven

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>over 100k infected
sweet dreams are made of this

Man I just hope when SHTF and before I cough my lungs up or forget how to breath ((they)) deliver a swift death to me, a nice bullet on my skull would be enough. Love (You) all!

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Where are you from? Is there any way you can prove it?

>Nothingburgers so assblasted they made a coping general

JUST

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Goodbye Canada. Remember kiss your local chink in solidarity

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DOW FALLING

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

too old

what if the real virus was the dead chinks we hated all along ?

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>CDC still acting like local transmission isn't real and only testing people who have traveled
>that reporter that flew into JFK a few days ago after being in the Milan area of Italy and customs didn't even mention it

If only you knew how bad things really are

Friendly reminder, some big stache like me is coming for your retard and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Think of the normies

search things like
>can viruses spread through wind
>can viruses spread through rain

i read the bottom as
"we, are shit" kek i dont know any german

>#UPDATE: 19 #coronavirus case in #CzechRepublic confirmed. One year old baby among them

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Netherlands at 200

Bulgaria will either 100% survive or be depopulated.

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Timestamp results

So far...

Dumb rich instagram thot went to Italy and back. Didn't report to the authorities and hid herself until she showed symptoms. And by hiding herself I mean she still fucking went to restaurants, malls and bars.

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>iso alcohol out of stock in every store
stupid faggots

I keep seeing that's it's Chinks doing it to send back to China and or to price gouge when factories are on back order.

I'll just try my best to survive so this life god has given me will be lived to the fullest, although with regrets that I didn't become financially independent earlier in life so I would have been able to survive in case the world ends.

I hope we can meet leaf, I hope we can meet...

you guys should execute that fucking idiot before it's too late

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>can't into manufactured crises
>can't into kike accumulation of wealth
>can't into the same fucking scam the kikes have been running for 50 years
>can't into anything
neck yourself?

put link to original video from heliophant channel
youtube.com/watch?v=Id6nCa_OTEM&

Are the Brazil cases all imports or some community spread?

I wish i had a sailboat.

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How do you know?

JUST A FLU, BRO :^)

The most conservative estimation of total affected population is 30%. (in reality it will be far more than that)
20% of victims are serious and requires being hospitalized, and 80% are mild.
Consider that all mild victims will live, all serious victims who are hospitalized will live, and all other serious victims will die. (in reality the death toll will be more)
That is a total of 30% * 20% = 6% of total population that will be serious victims.
This will overwhelm the health system in any country in the world. Consider that 1% of total population will be hospitalized (using the highest standard from Japan/Korea)

This still leaves 5% of total population in the world that will be dead.
7 000 000 000 * 5% = 350 000 000
That means in the best possible case, 350 million people will die.
The real number could be over 1 billion.

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I dont feel so good

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WILL SUCK COCK FOR HAND SANITIZER

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digits Romania will be the one that re-builds the earth, if not then I guess the population of Hungary will die.

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hits home i see

...

JUST IN
>47 new cases in the UK
>29 new cases in Switzerland

I was literally there an hour ago dude. It's old Euroboomers walking out with carts of the shit.

I'm from Brasília.
I don't think I can prove it without doxing myself. But basically this morning I was told I was infected and received a brief explanation of what that entailed (they downplayed it a lot as not being very dangerous at all)
And yeah I'll be in quarantine.

Now I know why are you guys calling them "fucking leaf"

Dumbass. You won't get symtoms for at least 4 days with this virus, much less 4 hours.

Average for a healthy adult is more like 1 week after exposure.

>4600 cases in Italy

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B-bros am I gonna make it? Rate my prep please

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Doubt it will be that high given we are at low deaths now and it seems to be slowing down and dying off. I'm really more worried about the financial repercussions of this habbening

> you’ll get it soon!! just... wait 2 more weeks!
Cope

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Just a flu

I'm not racist, I'm speciesist.
If it ain't white, it ain't human.

Didn't really get any paperwork. At least not yet.

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You were close but you needed an Australian flag to really nail it.

Look if you have prepped but are now panicking and need more reassurance, I recommend any book by Ragnar Benson. They all will help in case things get worse.

Also remember, if you have to live off of the land you need fat. Too much rabbit causes wasting disease. As much as I hate the meme, eating bugs DOES work bc they have a balance of fat and protein.
If things go south and we are eating squirrel just look up a copy of Joy of Cooking before 1975 and they tell you how to cook that stuff.

I don't think it will be that bad, but if it helps anyone calm down and feel more prepared, then it helps.

I actually found a pharmacy here with lots of hand sanitizer for a reasonable price. Guess people aren't prepping effectively here yet, I'll just buy as much as I can.

yes please

>230 new cases in France today
1 week until it becomes Italy tier

Kek

Source me those milkers

This is it bros, I'm hunkering down, going to spend my days in a perpetual state of drunkeness and shitposting

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It keeps happening!

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They found the final cases of Finland and soon Finland will be officially declared corona-free zone.

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>rich cunt traveled to England to visit her bong boyfriend, fucking race traitor I swear
>later went to Italy and may be other Europe countries, France confirmed, for vacation
>back to England, then Vn with clear symptom, but lied to authority about traveling to Italy so she wouldn't have to go to quarantine
>now her sister in England was just confirmed with Corana chan
>bitch got scared and finally went to hospital, surprise surprise positive with the virus
>probably infected half of the capital already

Albania doesn't have hospitals to test people.

This board alone has been full of doctors and nurses being like “we have 30, 40 patients in icu right now that we’re pretty sure are coronavirus, but we can’t get them tested.” Sure, maybe they’re all larping. Or maybe they’re all just people in ICU for really bad flus or whatever. But shit is definitely leaking out about that

Add 898 suspended and 2 confirmed to the Netherlands next thread

A student association named Vindicat went to north Italy for winter sports
2 of their members already got it
Groningen is fucked

nu.nl/coronavirus/6035190/ggd-neemt-maatregelen-voor-terugkeer-van-900-vindicat-leden-uit-italie.html

>rain =/= iran
nice try glownigger but i won't show you my power level

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Did this get posted yet? Seems important.
Spaghettinigger at it again.

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Bros I'm getting a bit blackpilled here - if things truly get so bad to the point of societal collapse, we're all fucked anyway. Once the supplies run out (I have ~2 months worth) what the fuck are we going to do for food? There aren't exactly game animals running around here, and if there were I bet 1% or less of /cvg/ would know how to take them down and carve them properly. Without electricity being generated and supplied how are you going to make your food last (no fridge/freezer), cook it (do you know how to consistently make fire without tools to make it easier?). When easy access to medication is gone, even cutting your arm on a bush could lead to disaster.

But worse still would be if you were to become a raider. I don't have a good weapon because England, and I'm not good at close quarters combat. I bet again 99% of us aren't either. The Americans have guns but think about it, every interaction you have with someone that turns hostile is basically a 50/50 if both parties have guns unless one in trained when it might become at best a 70/30. Those are not odds you can survive reliably.

I have to hope that society could get its shit together within 2 months of lockdown, basically, or I'm screwed even despite my prep. If someone here in England has a gun, they can take all my stuff before that anyway because all I have is a golf club. I think we should stop hoping/glorifying a global collapse because we, those who have been taking this seriously since early days, still won't make it.

Come on you faggot. Get out there and start coofing.

Are you in the hospital right now? If so, post pics

and one should remember china started building hospitals ~500 infected, had tens of thousands medical staff conscripted from other provinces to wuhan, and quarantined 750million people.
i can't imagine the outcome of europe sitting on it's ass.

>I'm really more worried about the financial repercussions of this habbening
Night, night, Porky.

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50% would desert the job if it gets bad enough. Nurses and doctors are some of the most brainwashed cunts out there. So frankly, very few would say anything and most would just get out before anyone else finds out how bad it is.

2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, it's just a matter of time.

>0 cases in Albania
Thank you based President Woodrow Wilson

also one edit

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Someone tell this cocksucker that progressive platitudes won’t slow it

Gcupbaby

How do you feel? Symptoms and shit.

Wooo corona chan.ow yeeaaash das rite

Beni benashi cough me and then just cuff me so i can get my quarantaine

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>yfw people keep downplaying the fatality rate because they don't understand that it takes 4-8 weeks for the virus to be fully cleared with deaths peaking day 22, but it has a doubling time of 3 days, meaning the fatality rate is actually [Known Recoveries] / (Total_Infected/128)

HURR DURR LOOK THE FATALITY RATE IS ONLY .6% WHEN WE IGNORE THAT THE NUMBER OF INFECTED LITERALLY DOUBLED ONLY THE LAST 6 DAYS WHILE INFECTED ARE ASYMPTOMATIC

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Someone hurry up and coof on this fag.

get well baby!

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dont wait until someone obviously sick with something coofs near you and you spend 3 days being in full freakout mode where every breathe and heachache freakes you out even more

STAY

HOME

remember

Do not use terms such as infected or transmit as these increase stigmas and racism :^)

Happy international women's day from the WHO

Community spread in brazil.
Fuuuuuuck the larp maybe was right and this shit will mutate here

Which one of you fagots was it?
"Citizen from city Kosice caused panic when he decided to buy three cars of coronavirus supplies in full anti nbc gear. He scared taxi driver who refused to take him because of coronavirus fear."
hlavnespravy.sk/kosican-plny-strachu-koronavirusu-robil-zasoby-potravinach-nakoniec-vyvolal-obavy-sam/2077298

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tl;dr

>it seems to be slowing down and dying off
Can I have some of the drugs you take?

It says "knowing what protects". Yet they spread misinformation like desinfectants and maskes are useless, wash your hands goy, don't get testet goy, have you been vaccinated against the flu yet, goy?
But don't you see the resemblance to the logo of a famous "fictional" bioweapon company?

just in?
that was hours ago

1100 when the student association Vindicat returns tomorrow

Man, we've crossed the 5th magnitude.

become the chad spreader and cleanse your country bro

Kek'd and saved

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This was a bioweapon that was released in China and activated in a timed way .

Wuhan was chosen as the sacrifice to show to the world it was natural.

The rest of China is vaccinated ahead of the release - remember flu shots are mandatory there.

For nearly a year they have been purposely infecting shipments of Chinese goods across the world - what better method to distribute a bioweapon across the world?

This is warfare.

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Let me guess, you didn't wear a mask. Absolutely positively your own fault.

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Old news.

The Vatican has nothing to do with us

STOP RESPONDING TO KIKE CVG PANIC THREADS

NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED >NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED
NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED >NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED
NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED >NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED
NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED >NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED
NOTHINGBURGER 0.6% MORTALITY CONFIRMED

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why are normies scared of this man? if anything he's probably the least likely person to infect someone else

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Hey Bahamas user, does your government have any plans about how they are dealing with this? Closing the borders or anything? Or is the tourism dollaroos too powerful?

Most likely a complete repeat of the spanish flu, people only started to care when the street were filled with sick and dying.

The dissonance is pretty alarming, no one here treats it as anything serious, they think its some far off thing here, impossible for it to be here, reminder that everyone who has at least one case is where most big countries were when Wuhan bogaloo was happening.

>Frogs coming to Scotland to see the rugby, at the game or at pubs.
We only have 11 now, it's going to accelerate isn't it.

if mortality was 0.6%, only 600 should have died so far

so martial law then

>fully prepped and convince family the dangers of covid-19 and that its already been spreading in Atlanta for weeks
>everyone agree to stay home
>mother and father sneak out to grocery market behind my back
>even brings back bunch of fast food and god knows how many infected poorfags wagies could be toughing it out and spreading the virus through serving food
Fuck this shit. Why are these boomers not taking this seriously? Does the news HAVE to tell them to start getting worried and stay home before they truly start getting worried? I'm hit with a mixed emotion of worry, grief, and disappointment.

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are you going innabunker if corona appears?

>virus affects blood circulation
>and causes lesions in the lungs
>and hides in nerve cells and reappears after you “recover”
>and affects your testicles
>and damages your brain
>and your own antibodies can’t stop it
>and it spreads like a motherfucker
>and warmer climates don’t even slow it down
>and it can reinfect you and it’ll be worse
>and it can’t be vaccinated against

Is there anything this virus DOESN’T fucking do? I could hardly come up with more horrifying shit if I fucking tried.

>There aren't exactly game animals running around here
don't worry, there's gonna be millions of dead humans to eat

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I hope more than 1,000,000 day before this things over.

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cool , stock up and sell later on for profit and blowjobs

the same thing is happening here man
it's just a joke and people should be held accountable imo
captcha boss is owning me

> yfw racism helps you survive.
I have a racist mask. And racist hand hygiene.

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>WHO Director-...
I sure am glad I don't listen to niggers

gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

The safest place to be is svalbard

So what are the main propaganda talking points from the ((MSM)) that are clearly false?

>Don't by masks guise they don't work.
>it's just a mild flu bro.
>washing your hands is fine.
>The economy will be fine with a rate cut.
>only really old people should be worried.

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What does it say though?

Cough me and then just cuff me. So i can get my quarantaine satisfaction

thanks bro
upvoted

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watch this radu
this is how its done

digits and romania will become the most revered nation in the world

also fuck jannies for banning me

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Hold on, I'll try to take a pic in a bit. Right now I'm waiting for them to transfer me to a different room.

No, bad idea.

Just feel like I have a flu with dry coughing. The coughs are pretty intense but nothing I would have been worried about. The reason I even went to the hospital in the first place was because last week I was in Rome.

I'll try to sneeze at politicians.

finnish khanate will rise and conguer the diseased ruins

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I don't think they are larping. Any user w a medical family member is quietly saying, "we have 2 suspected and 2 more new patients suspected...just waiting on test results"

i'm pretty sure that most goods and services provided to the vatican come directly from the surrounding country, ie italy

Why are Finns such faggots? Why can't Russia nuke us already? The few survivors will become the ultimate master race.

DESPRATE SHILL IS DESPRATE!

God, I hope this is over by 2021.

I just love it when a dumb selfish bitch openly causes tons of mayhem.

literally fucking based

Cov me.

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You want us to kiss you?

>believing he'll live through summer
I have some bad news for you velimies

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((Health experts)))

>just wait 2000 years bro
Sure

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Someone redpill me non-conspiracy schizo style on the 100% reinfection to death meme

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>The real number could be over 1 billion.
rooky numbers, you need to also count the famin from the breatdown of global trade, all the people dying that need medication that isent being produced anymore and the good old fashioned war and anarchy.
we are looking at an easy 2 to 4 billion by the end of 2021.
and if other bio weapons or nukes are getting used then shit will get really fun.

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I have the same problem, they are idiots. I'm duct taping my vents.

>Italy +778 (+49)

Fvck

Aight user, don't forget timestamp.

>I'll try to sneeze at politicians.
Please just go to the Planalto Central and coof and spit all over it.

Yo, is that pole collecting coronas in here ?

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>walking around with unprotected infected people that CAN infect you
>getting scared that a man who clearly cannot infect you is trying to save his on life.

The absolute state.

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"Okie, I'm wearing a face mask and self-quarantined" - a rich thot who evaded quarantine zone and infected the capital.

does it look to you anyone is panicking here glowniger?

he is undermining liberal democracy and is probably nazi

Reading off from the ruskie telegram live bot. Probably late.

>Bros I'm getting a bit blackpilled here - if things truly get so bad to the point of societal collapse, we're all fucked anyway.
Sounds like whitepill to me.
Sure, I might change the mind later on, but we need a reset at this point.

Yeah but its the Pope that spread it :)

checked and radupilled

I LOVE TOU CORONA-CHAN!

The baby's not gonna die because the babies never die... right... right??????!????!

Yes, we closed the borders with china already. We are currently discussing closing everything down for a short period and seeing if we need to make a long period of shut down. Tho all of this is purely rumors and shit talk on the street, so no official talk besides a china ban.

I hope so. I'm an alcoholic.

youtube.com/watch?v=-YQ0jlpHuGc
>starts off with guy coughing into his hand and then touching his book

ebin

no wild animals , try a zoo

This happening is so slow

Thanks m8

The virus is confirmed to hide in your brain stem, meaning no one ever gets "cured". It's just like herpes. Meaning if this thing keeps re-emerging every few months then anybody who catches this will eventually die because their lungs will turn to scar tissue.

The current state of Toronto.

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alright bro i will give it to you 100% real man to man are you ready?
NOBODY KNOWS its new and there hasn't been enough time or to study it properly

It doesn't seem to infect the poor since they don't jet around the world for fun or go to middle class gathering spots like restaurants/festivals/cruises.

>brazil 15 cases
Wrong, we still have only 10.

Yes, just die from the virus goyim, nothing to see here.

NOOOO BABBIES CAN'T DIE CUZ THEN THE NARRATIVE THAT CHILDREN ARE IMMUNE. STOP IT'S JUST A BABBIE

Hopefully

...

no surprise, he is a dirty spic

sopa de morciego

That's not how averages work mutt.

>wearing protective gear causes panic
this is why theyre hiding numbers everywhere
if the severity was shown the panic would shut down infrastructure
the governments across the world have decided a low trickle in approach is the safest method of disclosing severity
captcha boss

Just heard HeyImBee and PewdiePie got infected with Coronavirus

Your media is lying.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

HOUSTONFAG HERE
LOCAL GROCERY STORE IS STARTING TO EMPTY
>SHELVES OF BLEACH/CLOROX WERE HALF EMPTY
>DISINFECTANT WIPES/SPRAYS ARE GONE
>TOILET PAPER AND PAPER TOWELS HALF EMPTY
>MILK SECTION HALF EMPTY
>BOTTLED WATER SECTION HALF EMPTY
>NOT A LOT OF FROZEN PIZZAS LEFT

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because you're not going to fucking die stupid.

why are you taking it too seriously.

if you don't like it, move out. Oh wait... you spent too much time online waiting a happening you never did, and now are at the mercy of others you so detest.

Just ask mommy to sanitize the tendies before she brings them to your room.

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

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Literal WHO.

>slowing down

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niggers

>not understanding it's sarcasm

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has john campbell said anything about cns and corona?
could the virus be here? when to abandon the cities?

>my father works on goods distribution to small stores
>told me how wholesale stores are running out of supply
You've better stocked yourselves up

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Saved

So am I.
However I only drink beer.
Better switch to the hard stuff then.
Cheers!

Die with honor, Englandbro.

based
stop hazmat shaming!

Based Chad

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Toronto is doomed from the start.

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Um holy fuck... My University just accepted another batch of Japanese exchange students... 20 of them... Arrived recently ish... Shouldn't they be quarantining them for 14 days or something? They're walking all around campus now...

Is Canada already at 49....., Wtffff

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g1.globo.com/bemestar
/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/06/brasil-tem-13-casos-confirmados-de-novo-coronavirus.ghtml

Check your facts.

>+800 in Italy
what the shit?
You can't tell me that China somehow isn't increasing in numbers anymore, when a european country can't even contain it with all the prior knowledge and time to prepare.

kids are doing quite well with corona, somehow their immune system responses well so good chance kid will be ok, also med care is still very good since only 20 corona patients in czechia

Kek, have been reading up on what's going on in china, the CCP is actually trying to blame corona on the west.
These fuckers are even going to get away with it because of the average chinese being a massive sheep.

A fucking businessman has beefier arms than some loser in a basement

Then why is Italy's death rate so much higher?

Lol. Blackpilled because you know shit will get bad. Be glad that you aren't an American. They'll be dropping like flies with all their MUH GUNS. Retards with 50 assault rifles dying to one bullet. You'll at least get stabbed or bashed with a hammer. That actually requires effort from the killer.

If you're scared then do the intelligent thing and hunker down. Board up, barricade, everything. Do everything in your power to make it hard for them to get in. Stab them in the fucking face when they try. That's all you can do.

Almost everything you said is wrong/misleading

Yes the news does have to tell them to do everything, they were the first generation on human history whose attitudes and values were moulded by TV and cinema, you can’t break the conditioning past a certain age.

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DOW @ 25,286 with a -834 loss and one hour left till the markets close. There’s still a chance we might finish the day at below 25k lads

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>Yes, we closed the borders with china already. We are currently discussing closing everything down for a short period and seeing if we need to make a long period of shut down. Tho all of this is purely rumors and shit talk on the street, so no official talk besides a china ban.
If it kicks off in FL, I would be worried about all of the various boomers with boats running (and bringing Corona-Chan) to Bimini, Freeport or someplace similar

You just know eventually they're going to turn around and try to blame internet racists for their mishandling of this, even though those people were basically the only ones who actually did anything right.
>Racists bought all the masks and deenz ahead of time. If it weren't for their hoarding, there would be enough to go around for everyone!
Something like that.

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Corned beef or deenz?

>and warmer climates dont even slow it down
what is singapore ?

Let’s face it. It’s not containable.

Please the world, if you join force as a coalition and invade the chink we will volunteer as the front line

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>Canada today reported on a confirmed case roaming around on public transit and subway (trains). They boarded the buses and trains on Mar 2, 3 and 4th to commute to work and commute home from work. There's roughly 1.69 million people using these public transits everyday.

Freaking Jews: shut it all down now!

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Hopefully you guys do it soon, then maybe the other islands will follow. I thought Trinidad would be the first to do close off borders entirely seeing as how they have restrictions on more countries. I cancelled my flight so I'll be stuck here for the foreseeable future. Hope I made the right choice to ride it out here instead of trying to travel home.

any hardcore GOD GAMERS here?

see

Colombia just got it's first case.

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How fucked are we?

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That would be racist. You don’t want to be racist do you?

Older population and all cases reported, not hidden like here or in other EU countries like yours.

>Virus isn't anything like the LARPers said
>Retards are now going to panic when there isn't anything to panic about

I really appreciate your sense of humor God.

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Just met an Italy bro irl who said his parents told him that two young people from near his town died from it bros

>NOT A LOT OF FROZEN PIZZAS LEFT
Priorities m8

Confirmed fake cough to cover up his fart

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uh oh next thing you know they blame us for all those dead

Pfft. Calm down, havent you ever caught the flu before? Its nothing, jeez.

no need, i'll use paracetamols, wet socks with vinegar,a camomille tea and go sleep

This might be our chance to finally destroy the Vietnamese.

It’s a bit of a meme, not enough evidence to demonstrate it’s widespread accept for a study from China which found a re-infection rate of 14%, take any reports of re-infection with a grain of salt.

Wasn't there a Canadian Officials that said racism is worse than Corona-chan? Better prepared Leaf.

Hope everyone is disinfecting their phones every time they come home

What’s the best way to do this?

I’m using hydrogen peroxide

idk maybe it was from my family then because I've been coughing too much for the last hours, my chest hurts, my head hurts and I'm feeling dizzy
I have asthma and a weak as fuck body so if I get the virus I'll die
almost died from asthma 3 times already, last time was 6 years ago

Ah it's true. I also worried about this, there's a good chance this will happen. Hope the coast guard is willing to shoot the old coots.

Dude its all going according to their plan

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PPL COOFING IN OTTAWA

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>israel is having their own masquerade right now
LOL

Im hardcore gamer but not GOD xD

poor tim

Thanks user

Shut up nigger

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I hope its ALL over

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

Why you guys like to downplay this shit.
Notting good will happen if you downplay it, It's going to make it worse

Coronavirus apparently can enter the neurons, and once it does it can spread through synapses without leaving them, similar to the HCV and how it spreads directly between the liver cells. In the case of the Hepatitis C the virus is pretty resistant to all forms of treatment short of getting a liver transplant since you can't completely remove the virus, and if it's true with corona then it's even worse since you can't do neural transplants and the damage accumulates faster because neurons don't have a regenerative capacity like the liver.

The entire chinese government and social structure is based on order and control by the party. Official death counts in the tens of thousands would run counter to that. You can't trust their numbers to be accurate.

>First German patient in critical condition and might not make it.
>Patient received immune system suppressants for an organ transplant, which lowered his defense against the virus
You better not count this
Germany still 0

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>Corona-chan's spreading in Africa
My optimism's being restored one confirmation at a time.

because governments would rather sacrifice some people to disease than to panic, it reflects less poorly on them.

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Even if I may not die, my parents are old. I still love my parents. I want to protect them. But I cannot them alone. I need cooperation in order to protect this family but they are NOT cooperating.

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>Corona-chan has been around since November
>still 0 (zero) dead in Canada, even with BC being a Chinese colony at this point

Really seems like a nothingburger to me, fellas.

Start planning for worst case scenario right now and what you will do. Get seeds, basic farming equipment like a folding shovel, fishing gear, trapping gear and surge through youtube videos of basic farming, fishing, trapping, skinning, cooking etc. Head out to harsher climate areas as its insane unlikely niggers and dunecoons will be attracted to areas like that. You can basically live of potatoes and fish forever if you know what your doing.

>Absolutely positively your own fault.
well
yeah

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Believe.

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China bad Viets good. Get with the times.

Eat the bat faggot

Which uni?

You can’t just share this info and not say your location!! You better be on the west coast

Dow jones and nasdaq got dabbed on

They’ve been doing that for at least two weeks. 70% of chinks have Stockholm syndrome to dear leader and will believe the official narrative no matter how retarded it is.

Keked and saved.

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Real question though should they be quarantining them for 14 days? It's confirmed that Corona'd people arrived in the same airport, multiple times....

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Los Angeles just announced new cases