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baked beans
what about the petition to save the hedgehogs.... its equally, potentially more important
HANG THE OP
HANG THE OP
they should stay of the motorway then
I haven't seen any panic buying at all. Hand sanitiser is gone, other than that, everything is fully stocked.
Same here.
the jews in my sainsbury near stamford hill have bought all the hand sanitizer out
boots near me had a bin full of hand a sanitiser, half price
they must have over ordered lmao
PANIC BUYING
there was a lack of pasta and bran flakes in tesco earlier
Greeks are based
Plate throwing divisions when?
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They've increased hand sanitiser production by about x30 and still can't bloody get any. For now i just piss on my hands before i eat, i heard it has anti-bacterial properties.
check the /cvg/ pastebin. the virus infects your central nervous system and it even gets into your brain and hides inside your neurons.
found out this afternoon i have chlamydia
make you own lad, it's really easy
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He's losing it mate. Did you see the spazz out he did because there was one baked before he got up at 7am to start his ten hour shut in shift?
use vodka
No loo roll either
I bet you've been watching big clive, he suggesteted voddy too
vodka isn't strong enough.
Same here
haha no, i saw it somewhere but cant remember
I mean despite all I love you lads very much; thanks for tolerating me.
Luckily I bought a few bottles of hand sanitiser from Amazon about a month ago, because I prefer non-chemical stuff and I'd just run out. I've started taking it home with me from work because I'm worried someone will nick it.
lol, christ.
It cracks me up what people go for when they panic buy. I just imagine them with nothing other than pasta and bran flakes.
this is government prop, so i'll ask you both the same question. Which is better, Heinz or Branston
> huuur duuur it's only about the deathrate of the sick and old
I would be more worried about huge sections of the population being too sick to work and the impact on infrastructure/supplies. Not to mention those unable to work due to childcare and bereavement for their elderly and sick relatives.
Remember this is the country where people called the police because KFC ran out of chicken
just a propaganda show
Yeah, it needs to be over 60% alcohol content.
>this is government prop
it's literally just beans
one of my balls swelled up last week, never seen it before, sore af, went to the doctors on tuesday and got the good news today.
antibiotics for a week or 2 they tell me
he always says that though
"ooh this dark n stormy will stop me getting food poisoning from a bad MRE" -- probably not
i wonder if there will be another london chimpout
You're alright lad.
It really is just a matter of time.
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I have access to industrial ethanol at my job, will it work? It's 100% and denatured.
lol
i had a boil on my bollock once, size of a golf ball.
it burst while i was driving, and when i got home my boxers were sodden with pus, but the boil was over.
true story.
>'This is war': Doctor leading search for coronavirus vaccine says it's the most frightening disease he's ever encountered as second British victim is confirmed and number of UK cases rises to 163
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reminder that a vaccine is never happening because this virus has ADE & is mutating very quickly
a size of a tangerine you say
Good job bong, at least you got to have sex. Some of us will end up with this coronaids without banging any chicks.
I guess that'll do it.
It will dry out your skin though.
i'd imagine you could create one, black youth stopped from leaving containment area due to racism
>my boxers were sodden with pus
has everything been ok since?
People are way too atomised for a proper chimpout, who needs to burn bins when you can just play Fortnite or senx you dick pick on Snapchat.
Notice you never see chavs just loitering around doing nothing anymore
>Golf ball
Fucking hell, you just tolerated that? I bet the smell was interesting after the pop.
bollockwise, yes lad
never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by the flailing incompetence of women in positions of power
It's over
>never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by the flailing incompetence of women in positions of power
absolutely, unequivocally and utterly based and perceptive comment
most people don't seem to realise this
im gonna coof on your keyboard
thats what ii told my bollock cyst when i burst it from 3 hours of driving
Hmm I wonder why the researchers would fearmonger about the virus.. Not like it would mean they'd get tens of millions of pounds in extra funding or anything....
Especially if we get another recession shits gonna get bad
Perhaps, but a certain demographic near me have a huge chip on their shoulder
pics or it didn't happen
scrogga the evil bastard was probs the one to create and release coronavirus
I had a cyst or something on my scrotum. I used vodka to sterilise the area and drunk enough to get a good buzz on before I cut the thing out.
Bit more blood than expected but it all healed up nicely and I've had no issues since.
it was 15 years ago m8
Oh my God