/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1664

Lol Americans are so fat and unhealthy the mortality rate there is higher than in China.

Nice monkey

Racists? Chink detected

Friendly reminder COVID-19 was manufactured to originally try and combat HIV. Much like cancer from I am Legend. The CRISPR experiment they did using HIV and most likely a new SARS virus created the coofing death goddess Corona-chan

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Imagine listening to this male nurse. Lmfao.

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Hahaha those faggots actually started a nothing burger general. It looks like faggots from plebbit. What the fuck are they trying to accomplish?

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Hey Indianafags--it's about to get MUCH worse..check this--some woman who tested positive and was in treatment from the Death Princess was let out and was allowed to fly back to Indianapolis. (Assuming they let her out because she tested negative..) and so she flew home on a plane--then was met at the airport where she was greeted with joy by her entire family hugging and kissing her.

So-how long you reckon before she's back in hospital near death and having infected not only her family but everyone on the flight to Indy, and everyone she came into contact with since her arrival?

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>he has a fucking sword

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2020 INFECT EM ALL
4 BILLION MORE NOW!!!

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FUUUUCK STAY AWAY FROM SWVA

My coof has become chest pain but the coofing has stopped
Is this good or bad

>NJ schools going to shut down
NOTHING
SPREADS
LIKE
FEAR

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is it pandemic yet?

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>Patient 31 of Vietnam
too bad for you France and England, she already spread Corona chan all over your cities after coming back to VN

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based australian outbreak posters

Is it just me or has BNO drastically lowered the amount of tweets they post lately?
Did they get a firm talking to from someone?

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Nothing a 12 gauge to the dome wouldn’t handle

Nothingburger. This so called virus is only spreading in the most air polluted regions of the world (China, Daegu, North Italy) Its probably a flu mutation that wont hurt non shit hole countries.

Theyre gonna use this as an excuse to bring the market down to non frothy levels, kill off poor peasants, and give us vaccines that fuck our DNA. Also viruses may not be a disease vector at all. Check out “House of Numbers” on Youtube about the HIV hoax.

Planes are mobile Petrie dishes. Stay away from them.

>Austria cancels all flights to and from worst korea, Iran, Bolognia and Milano.
>Medical checks at Austria/Italy border

pic related

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take that back right fucking now windmill

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Where can I get the real China numbers?

>not even 4,000 deaths in 4 months
>mfw

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>being this fucking new
lol, use a leaf VPN next time

>Germany
>670 infected
>0 death
if that it's true then it's very impressive

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oh shut up it was already there fag

probably u cant

.45 to the dome. Thanks for the new gun faggot

N-Nooo, user, it's not a pandemic!
It's just a *coof* oh god, my lungs *coof* It's just a flue!! You can't panic! The consoles are getting AAAOOOOO *COOOF* delayed! How would I consoome during a pandemic??? OH GOD MY LUNGS, MY LUNGS I'M GONNA
GONNA
*COOF* *COOOF* AOooOOOOo

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get a time machine, rewrite their 3000 years of slave mentality, then come back

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They got overwhelmed probably. I don't use them anymore. They missed a lot.

Right.... cause when you emerge onto a street being patrolled by the national guard they aren't gonna stop a guy with body armor, a rifle, a sword, and a hazmat suit. This is only gonna work if anarchy sets in and chances are your gonna get ganged up on and killed if that happens.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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whats the last thing

Beijing party headquarters

this will be a bigger n*thing b*rger than November 3rd and /wwpg/ combined

>246815456
>246815655
gmJwzALI

shut yer puss aussie cuck

swords don't need ammo, brainlet
based

Check the Crems

nothing is happening the sticky

based argie bread best bread

COME BACK YOU YELLOW NIGGERS
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
youtube.com/watch?v=jorYR7uaF0o

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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>2.3 trillion recession
jesus and we are like 10 weeks in.
cant even imagine how the summer will look.

>>not even 4,000 deaths in 4 months
>>mfw
idiot

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John Wick funko pop

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We all gon' die

Let him have it.

Let me correct that for you

Not even 4000 deaths ACTUALLY being reported in 4 months. Clearly you forget China and the rest of the world were basically told to BTFO with reports by WHO.

where's the "wont become a pandemic" poster?

Krauts aren't humans but just subhuman chimps

I have had chest pain for a couple of days now
I googled it and I would advise against googling it

Ask the archons living in china

go to the doc

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you gotta ask the cremator guy

Is the Wakizashi for Seppuku in case you're about to be captured?
Literally nothing wrong with having a sword, especially a shorter one, as a back up. Swords don't run out of ammo and any man in war without a sword is improperly dressed.

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>tfw month ago we waited 24h for new cases
>now we got hourly rate

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aight lads mentioned a few days ago that a group of us were meant to going to Hamburg in May and I was laughed at for suggesting we cancel. CANCELLED TODAY!
now I am official virus guru of our group

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No leaving for goy.

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Ich liebe euch korona-sama

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Sister is currently in thailand/cambodia, will travel to india next before coming to australia to stay with me and my gf
Gf is prepping now and doesnt want me to let my sister stay with us after being in those locations, but i was really looking forward to fucking her again what should I do? Dont want to defy the gf but my sister’s pussy is better

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I just ate a can of those exact same sardines.

Rotting corpses in summer heat.
It's gonna smell wonderful.

I've noticed this too. USA numbers are like silent almost.

Postnasal drip and dry coof here
No fever though

Fuck off! I want Gary back!!!

What do you use for twitter? Anybody any recommendations?

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>oh fugg, stocks gotta keep going up
This is standard US reaction to any major incident desu, lie and obfuscate and hope it goes away on it's own

i know who you are tho and if you get counter raided....

>he doesn't have a sword

Elderberry is contraindicated in this case because it boosts immunity and causes Wuflu to attack 4x as hard to overwhelm the system. This causes a severe cytokine storm and near sudden death.

However, as you are far too stupid to research the mechanics of this virus--please, take your elderberry and improve the gene pool.
>production of cytokines was significanlty INCREASED mostly by the SAMBUCOL black elderberry extract.

LRN2 natural medicine. I know--the FB soccermoms are all touting this as the cure all and feeling smug.

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I'm so happy I could cry

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Dios el Basedous a la extrema

>helping normies

How many days has it been stuck at 3100?

6 days 9 days?

I got food, cabine and drinkable water from mountain spring.

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>tall, long legs give him a large stride to cover ground rapidly
>lanky build is efficient on calories
>long, goofy arms will help him reach any stash, no matter how high it is stored
>googly eyes for safely peeking around corners without jeopardizing himself
>low IQ ensures he stays focused on his sole task of pillaging, has no advanced thoughts to distract him
>pet monkey with advanced training in breaking and entering

He might just be the perfect predator in post-corona society.

Same as many countries, hope it blows over and doesn't hurt the economy too much. On the flip side if martial law is declared elections are suspended so that could be the final move.

Where can i find agees of dead italians? Needed to redpill someone

Heart attack?
Lung cancer?
Pneumonia?
You got shot in the chest while sleeping and didn’t notice, and the wound healed so quickly you didn’t notice a scar either but a bullet fragment is still inside you?

tweetdeck.twitter.com

4 out of 4 patients test positive after "recovering" and being released!

jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2762452

Nice teddy bear to make you comfy!

Look at the BNO infection map. If CDC wanted to test people America would look like Europe.

> 800 new cases in Italy in 24 hours
Italy is so fucking kill holy shit
If a European country Is kill, Europe is kill

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missing colorado, maryland and pennsylvania

Not true. I'm an even bigger retard.

>Virus affects blood circulation
Source: A Global Times tweet
>"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
Source: A Chinese news outlets propaganda
>French lawmaker tests positive
Source: Another fucking tweet from a tabloid
>Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
Source: Another tabloid with no scientific sources
>Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
Finally a peer reviewed paper. However neuroinvasive is used here to describe nausea and headache...
>Virus might spread through banknotes
This seems plausible, but it's not a research
>Patient tests negative four times, was infected
Source: A literal who blogger
>HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
Source: Another Chinese propaganda site with no scientific sources

And so on... You are literally following a fearmongering pre-built narrative. Your reaction to these set of "news" has been perfectly calculated. I mean, I accept that people getting sick will definitely have a negative impact in the western economy and GDP. Old and ill people are definitely in danger and our govs are not doing enough to contain it. I accept that, but that's it... The lack of scientific sources in OP is concerning, given that most people is wishfully thinking this is the end

youtu.be/4grOOGZryFo

Hämoptyse?

FUCKING COPS, DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Literally isn't one.

He's received orders to delay testing as long as possible just to give the billionaires that own the world more time to sell off without taking too big a hit when they dump their stonks.

The world is literally ending. They don't care what the public will think. There won't be an election this year.

Xi has them just give him a call

Kek

SK is literally sanitizing streets and still can't stop it

Garconne!

It's kinda hard to to run around with a sword or gun when your lings are full of liquid, no?

there's roughly 100 total tests given for the whole state of florida
no one is testing because it will crash the economy and people will lose everything

>China shutdown and quarantined 60 million people and shoah'd their economy
>mfw

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Everything that could be the reason for it sounds bad so

>4 out of 4 patients test positive after "recovering" and being released!

Corona is unbeatable!

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So comfy

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>swords
AXES ARE THE TRUE SURVIVAL WEAPON OF CHOICE

when will you cunts close your borders, jesus christ it's spreading everywhere

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twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1235696925778653185

sorry anons, but you have to catch the virus to help the stock market
don't worry, it's just the flu :^)

Thsnk you Shimarin!

Florida said they won't release any information because it goes against doctor patient confidentiality

>they left Sunday
Well that’s on them entirely. What fucking morons.

You think if we shut down all travel at the beginning of January the stock market would have taken as big of a hit as it has the last two weeks?

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Eat her ass to guarantee fecal oral transmission

>Friendly reminder, some big retard like me is coming for your stash, and there's nothing you can do about it

Trust me bro, I'll see you before you see me.

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I use a computer.

But seriously, this shit has a doubling time of 3.5 days. At this rate we're all contaminated by late May.
And that is with containment measures.

This is what happens when put an illiterate retard in charge of your country.

clearly not enough.

Cases in italy doubling every 2.6 DAYS, with mitigation measures. At this rate the health care system there will collapse in 2 weeks.

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Dont have medicare

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>No googles and No Hazmat Suit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They are paying the Golem tax.

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>me in your cabin

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>Ask parents to stock up almost a month ago
>Lol its just flu
>start stocking up now
>get home
>All they bought were 5 soup cans and 5 bean cans.

how the fuck am I gonna survive bros, I wanna live I have no money because I'm a full time student.

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>he's blaming germany
lawl stay mad it was your fellow people that started all of this

What the fuck am I reading

This counts as an emergency, though. What the hell

What a mighty rampart they have constructed there to keep the plagued hordes inside. It would take a unthinkable force to break through those defenses.

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Never EVER google anything when you're not feeling well.
My guess is, Ebola

implying reddut faggots deal in facts with logic. they made their safe space. fuck those retards, they'll leave soon without getting dopamine hits from validation upboats

News update:
>Brazil 13
>10 in São Paulo state
> 1 in Rio, 1 in Espírito Santo, 1 in Bahia states
>1 in Brasília yet to be confirmed.

nicee

>not having a sword
>being this much of a faggot

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So we can't get China news from China outlets because you'll call them all propaganda? Cry more.

All those outlets confirmed human to human transmission, asymptomatic transmission, long incubation period, airborne, etc. while WHO was still denying it - and then WHO admitted it a week or two later.

NYC, Sao Paulo, Paris, and Athens are going to be a nightmare.

in São Paulo state

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>thinking cytokene storm is what's killing people
lmao dude

Same happened to me. Oh well, I'll get to see the afterlife at least.

>with mitigation measures.
the Italian mitigation measures are complete garbage
unironically the Chinese have had the only correct approach to this shit

Lead paint in toys. Drywall that ruins your home. Poisonous dog food. Fentanyl. Meth. Counterfeit goods. Now this.

>The Chinese are at war with us, we wont admit it.

Why is this so familiar.

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The deaths aren't counted as Corona deaths. Just flu like or pneumonia.

phase 1 complete. phase 2 gearing up. get comfy.

oh yes

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>tries to stop
>crack-fwooom
you do realize what kind of stuff is legal right?
its not just guns.
for example, a tattoo gun laser will completely erase human eyesight thats looking towards its muzzle flash causing permanent blindness.

Yea
but maybe I should see a doctor
It’s pretty scary

I will be so fucking kill when all the kiddies come back from their Italy trips next week

they are releasing information about the confirmed infected and tests
floridahealth.gov/diseases-and-conditions/COVID-19/index.html

so theyre only releasing "some" of the information then if anything

>quarantined 60 million people
add a zero and still not there.
and this total lockdown is the only way to contain it. I don't see stupid westerners having the discipline

Can we just nuke SP already before it gets worse?

for every big retard out there, there is an even bigger retard just behind him, with the occasional quick manlet outmaneuvering all.

I dont get why people doesnt want to prepare.
Food, toilet paper wont be lost. Military MP5 gaz mask on ebay 20€, CBRN Suit 9€, NATO gaz filter 4.5€
So for less than 35€ and some supply of food and toilet paper your are ready. But no people think it's dumb...

Trump is really looking like a retard with his original carefree response right now

>13 new confirmed cases
Just waiting for our healthcare to start shitting itself when it gets out of hand

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It's mutated
youtube.com/watch?v=dpGLVZrHDMY&list=PL4E4DB2D5E43F6618&index=14

we're doing extremely well against the chinks actually
until one cunt has to ruin it all coming back from Italy and lied about her traveling

You don't take it to cure, you take it to prevent

italy is already reporting 10% of their infected needing ventilators

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That map is a bullshit. Where is Hawai'i and I know for SURE there are cases in my state and they have been hiding the fuck out of them.

They gave a presser saying the people had been isolated--but at that very moment both of them were in ICU on respiratory support. I have no idea if they lived or died--source sent silent.

Just assume that everything on that map is a damned lie.

Wonder how many ICU beds does Italy have in total.

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also BNO is not a tabloid, fucktard

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

>It's gonna smell wonderful
D-Do you think the heat will stimulate decomposition of inside organs and the bacteria will create gas which will subsequently be brapped out for all to smell
Haha it would be a weird smell don't you think, would be interesting to try and put your nose on the corpses' brappers wouldn't it haha just kidding

The virus fears the vietnamese communist party.

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Finland won't report recoveries, because of privacy
iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/18e48062-2629-483e-87e9-4d4e50346316

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I got one of those mossy knives. Almost as long as a short sword

kek

enjoy your 2.5 meals of soup and beans.

see it's slowly cracking

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

How long until we all die?

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>tfw live in Wilmington
O lawd she comin’

You're right, it's probably nothing. Let's all get some sleep guys. Thank you user for bringing some rational thought to these hysterical threads. I mean, I sure would hate more investigation into all of this.

fat fucks are going to explode like whales

north korea seem to be doing better than everyone

hahah

Anybody have any info on to what extent China is restarting its industrial production? Very interested in medical and agricultural chemical production.

No user, the problem is the lack of scientific sources. You only have ONE peer-reviewed paper in OP, which is the one talking about its neuroinvasive capabilities. That's it, the rest are just news outlets.

Go buy a huge bag of flour and make some hard tack, you enormous faggot.

Well hopefully home prices get cheaper and we can all have some lebensraum

God I want to knock that slut up and abandon her

> Commiefornia mag
Sure buddy. But im going to dissapoint you, theres no AIDS meds here.

ITT first famous person to die of corona in your country
UK : David Attenborough

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Please, please, tell me the cases from today aren't from local spread.
If they're from local spread, Brasil is fucked, South America is fucked, and the hot weather theory will be in danger.

>not having a sword or at least a big fuck-off knife
RIP this faggot

As long as a German wörks he lives. The recently deceased dont stop wörking until decomposing and as such arent counted as "dead"

God is showing everyone why socialism doesn't work. Corona-chan is in fact the wrath of God!

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>mfw America is hiding the numbers better than China

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Sadly this is what happens to leaders. There's no way Trump has the medical experience necessary to know what's going to happen. And he doesn't have time to pick over news pieces constantly. So he relies on his advisors and sadly they trust the WHO and CDC

Go Go !! Corono-chan!
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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march 6

1st case in Bhutan
1st case in Vatican City
1st case in Serbia
1st case in Cameroon
1st case in Slovakia
1st case in Peru
1st case in Togo

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Not soon enough.

End of june

How'd ya get a carbine from a mountain spring? Here I had to pay for mine...

People do recover from the disease, bro, as much as your panic-stricken mind tells you otherwise

So? News broke everything about the virus weeks before scientific papers did. Because the news are ultimately linked to the health officials at the forefront.

>buying a mask
Reported to Macron.
Enjoy your visit Pierre

where is SUPER MALE VITALITY?

Brazil at 13.

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Best korea just killed the dude, will probably do the same to anyone else.

Wie alt? BMI? Verwandte die an einem Herzinfarkt verstorben sind? Art des Schmerzes? Strahlt der Schmerz aus?

welp i always wantet to go out with a bang.

Supermarket wagie here. Things are heating up a bit. No major shortages in stock yet, except hand sanitiser which has now been restricted to 2 per customer, and has also gone up in price. Gloves are now being provided to staff working on tills and self checkouts. Not really sure what the point of that is, though. If you get germs on the glove and still touch your face it's just as bad as your bare hands. It's probably more just a thing to reassure customers that we are doing *something*. Even if that something is completely ineffective.

>the jew fears the samurai

Should have prayed harder, Redneck.

OP did you get this?
thesun.co.uk/news/11113902/british-airways-baggage-handlers-coronavirus/

Wörk is life Life is Wörk

I think we have around 5k

Anyone saved previous versions?Collecting the whole progression. I've already made 100k one. Working on 150k currently.

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they are doing it properly user

Comfy as fuck

Brazil has reported 5 new cases of coronavirus so far today, raising the country's total to 13

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Your daily service announcements:

1. Pictured and link = toilet paper replacements
youtube.com/watch?v=QyKnnioHtWw

2. You are running out of time to buy prepper items and bulk food. Stuff disappeared out of my amazon cart. Consider tomorrow morning your last chance.

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>French lawmaker tests positive
>Source: Another fucking tweet from a tabloid

LR Jean-Luc Reitzer
leparisien.fr/politique/coronavirus-l-assemblee-nationale-touchee-a-son-tour-un-depute-en-reanimation-06-03-2020-8274372.php

rolling for 100 infected in Chile the next week

5090 pre crisis but Lombardy somehow is adding about 50ish a day according to them, as they're already out of the ordinary ones

The nothing burgers are the ones scared. They’re trying so hard to convince themselves and others that this isn’t a big deal. Bless their hearts.

god I want to fuck big titty SEA girls so bad

We'll be creamed here in the US with so many people with underlying health problems and relatively few ICU beds, let alone ventilators.

yeah they have the right idea
immediate disposal and incineration

sopa de morcego, uma delicia

He's literally retarded, calling BNO a tabloid is peak mongrel.

Nice one user.

The tummy in this pic makes my dick diamonds every time

Disney, Universal and Sea World paid off the state government to be quiet. They just had the superbowl in Miami, and two of the main airports here are in the top 10 busiest in the country. The only reason there are even any stats is because of the guy from Sarasota who posted the advisory letter from Doctors Hospital. As in 4 hours after he posted they decided to start trickling some information out. It's fucked.

I can't believe murrica refused to test people with symptom
what were they thinking

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!
KILL THEM ALL!

...

>mfw

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We remember your skinny wrists, user.

Proof?

no one cares about those baby numbers

W-What meme flag is this?

Go for it if it makes you feel better, prob just a cold though.
I've had a sore throat for a couple of days, I'm not worried, the weather has been insane here.
We went from 20°c for a whole week to 5 the next so not really a surprise we get a bit groggy

Wait till closing. Pack your car full of shit and never look back.

They have so many cases because they test. There are probately 1000´s of infected unknown people currently in europe. They already have lost to contain it.

>Hand rubbing intensifies

Why is the c-virus effecting italians so much but not counties around italy ?

>talks about scientific facts without quoting sources
>uses bold Oswald font
Kek, cry more
>muh false dicotomy fallacy

>CIA and other agencies have become masters at manipulating any data
>Surprised they can hide numbers
Despite being somewhat well stocked, I'm going for more food and ammo tomorrow.

Probably anxiety

Completely ignoring the loophole specifically for public health emergencies as long as possible. It's fucking ridiculous

>slowly but surely the warm weather narrative falls apart
it may have slowed the spread but didn't prevent it
nice

Humans deserve Ebola and Coronavirus for eating bats.

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My dear leaf, I hope we both get isekaid to the same world.

Will buy flour, but I just thought of something, they dont care about our food after the shortage, but they care about random birds getting their seed, If there is a shortage I think I will end up making some sort of bird trap in my garden. If shit hits rock bottom and there is no electricity I still have an axe and a forest nearby, I only have to learn how to make fire and buy the things needed to make fire in a big bulk. Luckily have some bucks saved from christmas and I can maybe sell one of my guitars for extra shit

What kind of birds can I eat safely? what's the safest method of cooking birds? boiled or BBQd?

"none of their group has tested positive for the illness"...LOLOLOL tested positive. RIP people. Let's hope you infected even more kikes for Jesus.

b8m8

What part of "when wuflu meets immune system resistance it quadruples it's efforts to overcome the immune system and causes a deadly cytokine storm

DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND?

LRN2 FUCKING SCIENCE

Every single video where you see young people seizing up and shaking and then tipping over dead is a cytokine storm. Just like in the 1918 flu when young, strong healthy people were just falling over dead. THIS VIRUS LOVES A STRONG IMMUNE SYSTEM and there is no long lingering death in those cases, they just pop off dead.

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Fuck sake lads......

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>The kits that were sent to us have performance issues
That'll be the false negatives.

DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING PET MONKEY?

if your making them then please also make a 50k and 10k corona.
a full progression were she goes from smol and cute to full blown ara pendemic is awesome.

checked
you both make good points.

Harvard epidemiologist warns traveler screening in U.S. may not detect most symptomatic cases of COVID19

Shedding 15% of boomers sounds pretty good, actually, I'm just worried about it coming back year after year.

>rustling intensifies

Paki zero had a lot to do with it

Okay, I understand what are you saying.
Problem is those tabloids are controlled by CCP and while propaganda is a possibility, remember that they reported things that the WHO first denied, and then confirmed or semi-confirmed weeks later.
So, 50-60% of trust, maybe?

[Skeletor:] Who's that? Na get outta here, Ah you fool get the fuck out. Mhm, you ready?
[Beastman:] You God Damn better believe it.
[Skeletor:] Then take your drawers of and work your legs, open your ass up like a keg, let me tap it, I must have it, mmmm, furry fool you are mine, I'll drink your ass like wine, and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead.
[Beastman:] Skeletor I knew your threw, but shake it so damn good, but when you cum on through my hood I'll give you a piece of wood.
[Skeletor:] You furry fool I know, and I will not disagree, but their is one thing we don't like, and it starts with He-Man. Oh no, I don't know which way to run or turn.
[Beastman:] Don't worry Skeletor your pants on fire, my cock will burn, My cocks on fire, FOR MORE DICK. You know Skeletor.
[Skeletor:] Yes my head is so damn thick like yours, no brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur, and if I ripped it off, you'd find a boy and call him her. Right?
[Beastman:] No Skeletor that's not what I'd do, I'd bend you over and shoot chocolate goo IN YOUR ASSHOLE. Let me lie, let me tell the truth, Now who are you, I don't .know,
[Skeletor:] Let's break it true, Now shake your ass c'mon Beastman, take your furry fur off.
[Beastman:] I can't it's mad of fur.

my granpa owns alot of land

hey it was a pretty nice thread until bidf showed up !

Haha literally miasma, or should I say “miassma” hahaha

Honestly isnt b8 swear to god i am in a dillemma

Should I buy an oxygen concentrator? And which one?

>tfw just 5 cases

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[Beastman:] I can't it's mad of fur.
[Skeletor:] Bitch well then wack me off, grab your hairy bottoms.
[Beastman:] Hairy, Hairy Indeed, they're hairy as fuck, rake some leaves. Ahh whatever you need. Now were drunk, we'll be in jail, but I'll rape you master.
[Skeletor:] It Never Fails, He's always got my ass on his mind and it's sure in fact that when we waxes me, waxes all night long and that is that. Now Beastman, Beastman what do you know bout' talking off your clothes, you're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull c'mon.
[Beastman:] Ahh Skeletor, I shaved my legs for you tonight, but if you see my cock I hope you go and bite. AAAHHHHH, Skeletor you made me do some coke, I'm up all night on it's no joke.
[Skeletor:] Ah, furry fool, break dance, take off your furry pants, take off your high heels and put them in your ass, now somebody is tiptoeing, and someone just came in, and someone's pretty fat.
[Beastman:] Beastman's pretty thin, Ohh Ahh, I got AIDS, Beastman AIDS, and I 'll spread it into every good boy and girl today. Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking jaw.
[Skeletor:] Beastman watch your mouth, we don't need that language anymore.
[Beastman:] C'mon Skeletor, Don't you wanna see me work it now.
[Skeletor:] Beastman show em' how your gonna get my ass and plow, Now stick your cock inside like Rake Yohn fucking said.
[Beastman:] That faggot fuckin' douchebag only knows how to give head, two men in bed, his face it getting red, Ahh listen to everything I fucking said, Ah.
[Skeletor:] Ah, Beastman, Do you, Know how............ To end a song.

Data is still coming out but the best metric for how badly the virus is going to fuck you seems to be how healthy and efficient your lungs are at getting oxygen into your blood. The biggest problem we have is that there aren't enough ventilators. Considering how obese and overweight and unhealthy Americans are we're in for a bigger shitstorm than the spanish flu.

Like just think about the fact that possible millions of millennials fucked over their lungs with vaping right before this hit.

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29yo, 24 bmi, keine Herzinfarkt Verwandte, aber Opa Lungenkrebs.
Schmerz ist zentral und fühlt sich wie Druck an; alternierend, fünf Sekunden Schmerz, dann eine Zeit lang kein Schmerz
Wars das user?

>BNO
>not quoting sources
Off yourself moron. They literally source every single addition.

i love you corona-chan

>90000k
>ninety thousand thousand

You have that distinct "have you heard the story of Joseph Smith" look to your outfit.

Fuck you got me

Baker and fellow argies where you watching/hearing ((TN Noticias)) between 16:22 and 16:30? Tv is in next room am still laying in bed and as usual they were downplaying it as fuck, dengue more dangerous etc etc. But I think I heard one guy say that in case of a positive infection you get taken away two weeks to an "undisclosed location" but thats not a reason to panic...?

Based grandpa, fuck city's.

they will just halt trading till the shit stop hitting the fan.

quick question, when society collapses and teh UK allows firearms, should i avoid 9mm guns because they are for girls and children

What shills dont understand is that any happening of a sufficent magnitude triggers THE happening.
They just refuse to believe that a hugs chunk of the population is just waiting at any time to pop off.

>Director WHO Center on Public Health & Human Rights
"Prepare for major medical shortages of drugs and equipment. Hospitals will likely be overrun"

>greater king county
>slightly runny nose
>work in close quaters with many boomers
>wife works at the mall
Im already dead

don’t forget chicago and mexico city

This country is going to burn come winter.

BASED

Thank you shimarin!

I thought this was that tall retarded guy that keeps posting here but then I looked at this dudes forearms and realized he's done more with them than pick up a playstation controller.

Right.

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I would order any book by Ragnar Benson. That is a pen name for US preppers who tell you how to make snares and life off of the land. I have a couple in case the SHTF but I don't know off hand.

They take them for an helicopter ride lol

Just a flu nigga

>27 year old dies, no underlying disease
archive.is/pgxDl

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Dang, that belly flak jacket is cutesy.

Brazil has 13 cases confirmed.
g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/06/brasil-tem-13-casos-confirmados-de-novo-coronavirus.ghtml

>no long gun
ngmi

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

ULTRA CANCELLED

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Watch as the world turns their head and ignores it. It's every man for themselves now.

Who ever drew this has never seen a vagina in real life

I mean it's a gun that kills still

>Literally just a banner to notify people this is a quarantine area
wtf are those communist doing?

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M-O-O-N. That spells we're totally fooked

>tfw cannot skip work
>somebody was coughing in the shop, probably the cashier
KURWA

>muh concern trolling
Yeah fuck off

Which world would you wanna get Isekaid to, my dude?

>thanhnien.vn/video/the-gioi/han-quoc-len-an-bien-phap-cach-ly-covid-19-cua-nhat-ban-la-phi-ly-146415.html
I kinda find it funny that even when there is pandemic. The gook never miss an opportunity to criticism Nips.
> Mandatory quarantine for gooks and chinks
> Anger Gooks
They are totally fine with other country do the same thing but Nips is a big no. Their hate boner must be stronger than I thought.

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post pics

>ITT first famous person to die of corona in your country

USA: Donald Trump (hoping and praying)

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we're going to fall first though.

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The long term fatality rate is 100%
If she gets you, you die, if not by the first infection, then the next a few weeks later

The OP certainly doesn't have hard science sources but it's all decently supported by what you can find by digging in the literature, specially studies of SARS and MERS. Peer reviewed papers on this specific virus are only starting to pop up now and they are confirming many of our suspicions.
I understand where you're coming from but you're being kinda autistic about the science approach

youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s

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Guess I'm okay because I'm only 21

>thinking people actually died from cytokene storms from spanish flu
lmao

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Italy was 11 two weeks ago.
She's coming.

horse pagina

One were we both can quest together and travel the world killing slimes or something.

This is what happens when you put scheming hand-rubbing oven dodging kikes in charge of your country. Had to fix that for you.

THIS