ach du scheiße bruder das hört dich nicht gut an! am besten gehst du geschwind in den nächsten supermarkt und kaufst dir etwa 20 kilo nudeln und mindestens 200 rollen klopapier.
If so then I already had that shit in November. Caught it from my mom after she took multiple international flights with a fuck ton of wheezy chinks
Henry Gutierrez
Yes I am doctor from Guangzhou. This is corona cough. You have least time.
Bentley Martin
Three words user: Chinese Traditional Medicine
Nicholas Nguyen
No real running nose. Sometimes I have to sneeze and sniff but now I got the coof.
Zachary Kelly
Forget hospital. Go to a shopping mall. Don't be selfish and spread some of that good shit.
Andrew Carter
The first symptom is a high temperature:
38 C or 100F, do you have it ? If not then it's probably a cold.
Nolan Nguyen
>implying everyone didn't already catch it 2 weeks ago
Gavin Sullivan
it's not PROBABLY a cold retard
see
Nathaniel Ortiz
Sounds more like a common cold. Think about it, a month and a half ago they told you you'd be coughing up horrendous amounts of blood vessels and shitting to death in 2 weeks. None of that's happening right? You don't have the fuckin corona virus it's a Common cold dude. Up your vitamin C intake, oranges, orange juice, supplement pills etc etc to knock out a cold, any sore throat simple honey and warm water(or tea if desired) you'll be ok.
Asher Carter
look at these "stay calm" shills. lmao
Chase Richardson
--vessels--
Lincoln White
kek
Matthew Adams
Spread it around Kraut
Spend your time outside, coof in people's faces, spit on your hands and grab all types of handles
Jayden Ross
Look at all these fear mongering faggots
Jace Ramirez
holy fucking shit. oil down to 41.25!!!!
Cameron Anderson
Flu season is over? LMFAO. It's been 6C high 2C low since last October. It's been raining here everyday and no sign of winter.
Leo Rodriguez
If you start coughing up liquid of any kind, then start to worry and maybe think about calling your hospital.
it's possible to have 38C fever in case of cold. only if it persists and other symptoms get worse, then it may be corona. but still, I have on average 3 major infections of airways during a year so there are many other cause of flu-like symptoms.
Logan Murphy
In klappistan maybe. In glorious Evropa the regular is still everywhere.
Luke Martin
Just two more weeks, right?
Jacob Turner
why aren't you shills telling us it's a 3 day incubation period anymore? huh? is it 28?
Oliver Green
can you please come to munich and spread it here?
Caleb Cook
COVID 19 is the name of the disease. The virus is called SARS COV 2. It’s very similar to the original SARS COV virus but far more infectious. They openly admit not calling it by its real name to prevent panic.
> From a risk communications perspective, using the name SARS can have unintended consequences in terms of creating unnecessary fear for some populations, especially in Asia which was worst affected by the SARS outbreak in 2003.
Lincoln Turner
I'm in new york and I have a persistant cough, fever, and running nose for over a week now. Before that I felt "under the weather" for weeks. God willing I'll be one of the 5/6 that don't get worse symptoms and I can ride this out. Btw, whatever I have fucking sucks. Feels like my brain is 30% slower.
Josiah Foster
Or this. Find a synagogue or mosque with a large population of their seniors and spread the love.
Gabriel Richardson
That's because its destroying 30% of your neurons
Jonathan Davis
I got a running nose stopping while on the bike Wednesday. I'm also coughing and sneezing a little bit.
Mason Ward
I have noticed a desire to post a lot more on Yas Forums, so you are probably right.
Austin Price
Some autist just made me listen to his coofs.
Connor Jones
Keep popping Vit D3 and Vit C, but make sure it's l-ascorbic acid. Garlic and Onions are natural anti-biotics. Real honey (not indian/chinese shit) and lemon juice are your friends. High proof alcohol for a good measure.
Luke Sanchez
I would not rely on any people of pol when it comes down to your health, desu. No (((doctors))) either.
Adam Hernandez
next, you'll start supporting trump
Lucas Robinson
I mean, yeah I'm doing what I can to reinforce against this shit, but fuck, I don't think it's gonna be that easy.
Luke Green
Oh yes, I'm very grateful for how Trump handled all this. If I'm still around when it's time to vote I'll *definitely* vote for him.
Carson Fisher
It's just like the common cold. (You can't avoid it, you only get it, and get over it)
Julian Jones
oh man, your symptoms have progressed. just shoot yourself.
Robert Bell
How did SARS have almost 10% lethality rate then and COVID 19 doesnt
Parker Jenkins
What if you have a cold or the flu and you contract Covid-19? Could that lead to severe symptoms or, dare I say it, death potentially considering the already weakened immune system?
I had a cold with runny nose, congestion and had to sneeze nonstop up until 2 days ago. It felt shitty and I imagine if I got infected with Covid-19, it would've BTFOd me hard.
Wyatt Bennett
You're worrying too much. It's nothing. If you're taking the stuff I've just listed, even if you somehow get that fucking corona, you'll sneeze and coof for a few days and you'll be alright. You have like 3% chance of dying.
Jayden Howard
It's okay. He'll get it too. All the old overconfident fucks will get it. I'll survive as a lung scarred imbecile, but at least I'll survive. They won't.
Adrian Barnes
it's a dry cough, corona-tan gives you wet coughs >t. i was sick 8years ago
Hunter Davis
first week of corona is so mild you barely feel it, second week it's gone. third week it's like a bad flu. fourth week after symptoms start, you can't breathe without a machine. which week are you in now?
Asher Bell
You won't get tested unless you had contact with someone who tested positively or been to a risk area. I'm in the same boat and tried to get tested. No chance. Maybe when the cough gets worse.
Justin Flores
just say you hooked up with a chinese student that came back from guangdong over tinder
Liam Martinez
You don’t know it’s lethality rate, you only know what governments and media have told you. The link I posted was the WHO, I’m not making this up.
Charles Diaz
if they only test people that are in really bad shape, then how are 80% of cases "mild" for their duration. see how that doesn't make any sense?
Nicholas Smith
Yeah when my fourth week comes around, and if I get worse, I'm going to say that I went for a long walk in chinatown. Fuckers better test me then.
Hudson Miller
Are you literally retarded? Go see your fucking GP instead of asking about health shit on Yas Forums of all places. You aren't from the US and it won't put you into insurmountable debt. German fucking logic. Jesus...
Carson Foster
vitamin c doesn't do anything you faggots. vitamin d is what you need, at least 40ng/ml blood. if it's under 40 your immunesystem is fucked and you also get infected easier. a optimal vitamin d level helps to protect you against influenza, cold, SARS and very likely against corona. I take 4000 IE vitamin d every day, from fall till spring, I'm, rarely sick anymore and when I get sick it's not nearly as bad as it was without vitamin d. look it up. if any government cared about it's people it would mass produce/buy vitamin d pills and distribute it to them. It's about as effective against influenza as an vaccine, for example and I would bet my left testicle it helps against corona. the sun is the answer.
They do test mild cases but only when they had contact with a confirmed infected or been to risk areas.
Christopher King
yes. it's 28, and you're transmissible for 14 days of that
Jaxon Ortiz
wrong. go look up the criteria again
YOU WILL NOT BE TESTED FOR THE SNIFFLES
Leo Harris
Nonsense. You're only scaring him. They are going to quarantine his ass and probably his family, they're gonna feed him some jew invented "medicine" and let him out before the weekend. They might even cut his internet and he won't be able to shitpost on Yas Forums, it'll cause irreparable harm and he will never be the same person. Fuck your advise.
Ayden Roberts
I bet you believe spores user too
James Diaz
I can hear your German accent through your cough. Impressive
Mason Johnson
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE FAGGOT!!!!
Jayden Powell
no. I don't. but nice strawman, shill
Aaron Fisher
>How do I proceed from here? Pay a visit to a migrant shelter
Ryan Harris
Omae wa mo shinderu
Mason Robinson
German never ruined anything you fucking reddit scum
Dylan Thompson
**SNEEZE YOUR LOCAL SYNAGOGUE** **SNEEZE YOUR LOCAL SYNAGOGUE** **SNEEZE YOUR LOCAL SYNAGOGUE** **SNEEZE YOUR LOCAL SYNAGOGUE**