/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1663

WHEN WILL MY MASK SPECTACLE KIT ARRIVE!?

Attached: IMG_20200208_173504140_1.jpg (2448x3264, 1.04M)

Argiebro is /ourglownigger/

Spit on this rich bitch, please.
She traveled to Italy, but flew back to VN in France. This bitch intentionally hid herself away from the authorities until she showed the symptoms, but by then she already trek across all the capital, infecting an unknown number of people. The country was literally safe until she ruined everyhting.
She also have an English boyfriend too, and infected him as well as her own sister in Italy.

Attached: 87565004_211865053513181_5251435123882065920_n.png (720x960, 814.29K)

join me in my containment pod user!

Attached: 1560839557865.jpg (615x842, 207.33K)

oi dats not enuff puddin luv

Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

Attached: SOON.png (1426x3333, 3.86M)

based argie bread best bread

Attached: reaction, yes 4.jpg (1280x799, 111.2K)

I work with a lot Mainland Chinamen....I'm going to miss you bros

Attached: You gonna need that million.jpg (1200x630, 350.51K)

will I make it?

Attached: 1580484240568.jpg (419x550, 33.7K)

Do you have more or...?
You should get more, user.

>those milkers
whats her insta?

That's everyone, no one here (Murica, northeast Illinois) seems to have even heard about this.

Nothingburger

Attached: 1583270550312.jpg (816x528, 273.12K)

Bros we must combat the nothing burger disinfo threads with full fervor blesed be Corona-chan.

Attached: 1583454365554.gif (605x492, 1.85M)

Attached: Bill Mitchell 31.png (607x405, 35.29K)

shitaly is fucked and it serves them right for infecting whole europe because muh tourism, no joke just week ago theyve been still airing shitalian tourism adverts

Yes right into the oven

Attached: Grossly Incandescent.jpg (400x400, 35.18K)

I hope you bought that dropper for the lolz.

blessed are the neets
for they will inherit the earth

Attached: pp.jpg (583x960, 136.46K)

Attached: 15805745765031.gif (1189x1189, 2.11M)

best makeshift tool for selfdefense in case of chimpouts?

FUCKING VIETNOY TRYING TO DODGE QUARANTINE ALREADY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Attached: 89107003_1139382313073422_2244954958665351168_n.png (540x960, 559.5K)

qt. I wish that I could have an infected gf like her.

100% mortality, we are absolutely fucked bros. once you're infected it never leaves.

>With the acute and chronic symptoms of an incredibly lethal hodge-podge of common-knowledge vectors, and indefinite, constant reinfection, COVID-19 will approach an eventual mortality rate of 100%.

medium.com/@gaertner.adamp/covid-19-is-the-big-one-cda91ea74646

Attached: 1_2aJB3_hMGTol_oTsvtGBow.png (1350x877, 2.25M)

Eliyahu!? What are you eating!?

Attached: Kazami.Kazuki.full.1004186.jpg (1024x576, 197.63K)

Don't do that you might catch Corona.

WHERE ARE ALL THE FROGS AND PASTABROS?

sure

instagram.com/nhungiefooddiary/
Blocked because the whole country is ganging up on her right fucking now.

now post the german one

Tedros in January
>We don't recommend countries restrict travel or trade in any way
>Muh stonks

Tedros now
>Wow what the fuck why aren't you guys doing anything?

Why does the WHO exist?
Why does the UN exist?

Attached: 1580035365203.png (1474x803, 342.98K)

newest template

Any request? space is limited.

Attached: Corona Master Template March6.png (2280x3433, 3.01M)

based. would fuck/10

Who gives a shit let those retards die for all I care as long as my /cvg/ niggas know whats up I’m happy
A toast
A toast to watching the normies panic

Attached: BE0E56BD-F8B8-4A2A-B32F-3D27BE43F180.jpg (686x526, 63.97K)

inshallah

>A nurse is very sick after treating a Coronavirus patient, but the CDC won’t let her get tested for the virus

AAAAHHHHH

Attached: Infected Nurse Not Allowed to Test.jpg (501x656, 60.54K)

>not spreading it far and wide
she's a hero

Tactical combat spoon

We don't use Insta. Most people in my country use Facebook.

These Tedros memes give me life

Attached: 1580950874586.jpg (288x288, 18.78K)

where do you think they are, user? isn't it obvious?

Attached: 7311904f8541133388f0f94316f7f657.jpg (736x920, 98.81K)

Kek

so edgy
MOOOOM
MOOMMMY
IM BEING EDGY LOOK
IM BEING EDGY ON THE ANIME WEBSITE AGAINE MOMMY

Attached: consoomer gif.webm (672x904, 570.83K)

b-but they did that in China.

ARGHHHHH THESE CUNTS ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM THE QUARANTINED STREET

Attached: 8938274825074945161372675475424892503457792n-1583515365237555971898.jpg (640x311, 81.79K)

THIS IS A NOTHING BURGER

TRUMP HAS IT UNDER CONTROL

Germans will underreport theirs because if too many Germans die they might feel entitled to relief from holocaust reparations or some kind of pity and we can't have that.

Attached: prepper_shimarin.png (300x515, 112.77K)

P O W E R F U L
O
W
E
R
F
U
L

>pope still unwell
HMMMM

All this Corona nonsense just goes to show you why putting all your logistics into China is bad.

I went to Costco last night to get a few last minute things...I prepped over a month ago so I don't need anything big. Anyway, bottled water and toilet paper was all completely gone. Shocked me because I live in the midwest where there haven't been any confirmed cases within hundreds of miles. Shit's happening

I'll draw a full body hazmat template like the square-ish one that I did if you add it to the bunch?

11 more cases in NY

>less cases in white countries than threads
>happening

Attached: 1583495695311.jpg (558x614, 17.67K)

I'd fap to those coronamilkers. Got moar?

someone make an animated timeline of this EOY

Attached: 1583420019968.jpg (680x314, 34.48K)

would you infect someone for a Klondike bar

our CDC has been doing this shit since the beginning

They still are only testing people that have traveled, they're fucking retarded beyond belief

I got a place in the sticks I can go to if the gutter trash creeps up around my way. We'll see how it goes.

Attached: 1581551180774.jpg (511x512, 49.17K)

14.1% over 90y old
42.2% 80-89y old
32.4% 70-79y old
8.4% 60-69y
2.8% 50-59y

Average age of the deceased: 81y

Two thirds of the deceased were affected by at least three comorbidities (i.e. chronic hearth conditions, diabetes, pulmonary conditions). The remainging third ad two or less.

ilsole24ore.com/art/chi-sono-vittime-italiane-eta-media-81-anni-2-3-altre-patologi-ADVtmKB
repubblica.it/salute/2020/03/05/news/coronavirus_l_iss_81_anni_l_eta_media_dei_morti_in_italia_due_su_tre_con_altre_patologie_gravi-250375699/
tgcom24.mediaset.it/cronaca/pavia-a-81-anni-batte-il-coronavirus-guarita-nonna-di-ferro_15691779-202002a.shtml

If you are healty and under 50, you basically have zero chance of death.

kek

need more dee enz bro

10th of march, better eat it now!!!

Why is the death rate so high in the state of Washington?

I forgive her if she lets me do her

>average_chink.jpg