Itt post your highest level conspiracy theory

Poop was invented by big toilet

Schizo but also, elaborate

A.I. in video games is intelligent and learns quickly from how we play, talk, and behave in-game. The mods / creators of the games are monitoring people at all times. Also, your computers are all spying on you at all times, and, even though we all do illegal shit, the glowies don't care for the most part and are only interested in legit threats, not our Yas Forums shitposting.

Oh boy a german trying to make national socialists break apart and fight each other with the same old
>muh """luxury""" camps
>why would he do something like try to round up and expell jews when they could have just murdered them all it totally would have helped guise
How (((subversive))) of you.

The shills who non-stop attack this board aren't trannies or changs, they are reptilians working to change public discourse

No fucking way.

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I've been thinking this exact same thing. There's something really shady about the sheer number of mattress stores that exist. No one buys that man mattresses.

To add to this, its not always intentional, unprovable infanticide. Its also used as a way to "soften the blow," or give an out to bad parents who put their baby in unsafe sleeping situations and had them die.
I have a best friend who just had a premie newborn, and the number of ways that sucker could kill himself in his sleep are astronomical.

Looks like you've taken the lead. Will anyone else trigger the shills more?

reptilian shape shifters are top tier

Exactly. People who actually buy those expensive ass mattress are old people with bad backs. They use them till they die. So they can only sell one per customer. There‘s no possible way they can still exist without some shady business in the back.

Jews are actually the real Nazis who invented German Nazis for the sole purpise of getting Israel. Everyone knows they invented the big H for that purpose, but little do yoz know that 1000 years of German Kaiserdom were one conspiracy theory culminating in ww1 snd the balfour declaration.
Equally they are known to be lizzard shapeshifters. But the Jews are actually from a planet zhat is all niggers. That planet is called Todd. Their big noses include antennas to communicate with Todd. Oy vey and Oy gevalt are binaural sounds to adjust the Frequency and iclude morse code which only dogs can here. Thats why they call Germans a race of dogs.

Time doesn't *seem* to be passing quicker when you get older, it IS passing quicker, because the expansion of spacetime is accelerating. Time is passing quicker because the expansion of the time dimension is accelerating.

(((Glowniggers))) faked all mass shootings and staged them like they did with Sandy Hook.

The earth is hollow and the vril society inhabit it. Theyre fully able to take over the world via their advanced technology but they want the european peoples to see the jews true nature and overthrow them to prove we're worthy before they come back

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Holy shit, this explains a fuck ton.

Found the schizo

The elites are actually Satan worshipers. I don't think that's too much of a stretch.

all of the original /ptg/ posters got arrested after Charlottesville and replaced by Israelis

I bought this in 1991 reality is far more incredible then your wildest imagination

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Fuck user, that's some based schizo shit

I'm in

We are all dead. Those fuckers at CERN opened up a black hole around 2012 and sucked our reality into it, killing everyone. What we are experiencing now is an illusion. Explains why everything has gone off the rails around 2013.

The Titanic didnt sink, the event was staged to get the insurance money (same company that insured later the WTC on 9/11 also insured the Titanic) and to fake the deaths of Billionaire kikes like Guggenheim and (((Jacob))) Astor.
Even the wreck isnt real and the underwater footage was made in Hollywood by cameron thats why you dont see any fishes or other life in the footage.

Take meds

jews know about hostile extraterrestials and took suicide mission to unite humanity in hatred of themselves to eradicate possibility of divide et impera by ayys

>jews invented nazism
Oh boy second german in the thread

Glowfag detected

By all leaders you mean the rothchilds

Where the fuck did they put the actual ship then and the thousands of people that were on it. Take your fucking meds it would be easier to actually just sink the fucking thing than to fake it.

A guy named (((Rosenberg))) wrote the entire NS ideology.
Goebbels was married to a jewish woman
Eichmann was too.

I can buy that. I saw an infographic here one time about number of SIDS by race and guess which race has the highest rate.

Makes sense. How could it be expanding? Energy from the sun being absorbed? Space particles being collected. Or what if there's a "creative force" of the universe constantly spawning new particles. Or maybe the core of the earth is pulling particles from other timelines. So many quetsions

the holocaust was actually a giant blood sacrafice ritual for the ayys in exchange for a arctic base if the war ever went sour

at least remove the spunken user, this is an 18+ board

The actual ship drove to Hamburg where it was mothballed during WW1, they changed its look a bit (removing 1 smokestack) and then sold the ship to the US where it got called the USS Imperator.

>the thousands of people that were on it
The numbers are inflated and they didnt even had that many people on the ship.

>icebergs were never seen ever again in that region
>only the titanic wreck is going to be eaten by steel eating bacteria by 2030

what illusion? that's a retarded theory user, maybe they just pushed us into a different timeline / parallel universe

That Russia colluded with Donald Trump to steal the 2016 American election.

Christchurch shooting was a false flag to gather public support for shutting down 8ch because too many anons were giving eachother positive support on /nofap/ (((They))) want you to stay addicted to cooming. I am 100% convinced of this.

The twin towers were holograms. The planes were an optical illusion created through a series of reflecting mirrors and metal

Bogpill is true.

You know how astrophysicists like to say that our universe is constantly expanding? What if it's staying the same size but earth is expanding?

Dont has to. Some chemical reaction that changes one very dense material in a not as dense material.

There are no glowniggers on Yas Forums. It‘s not necessary, they know we‘re paranoid enough to accuse each other of being spies instead.

Alex Jones explains quite simply:

youtu.be/PNDs2dwyZcQ

Magda's mother married Jewish businessman and leather-goods magnate Richard Friedländer and moved with him to Brussels in 1908.[8][10] In 2016, it was reported that Friedländer may have been Magda's biological father. Friedländer's residency card, found in Berlin archives, stated that Magda was his biological daughter.[11][8][10] However, according to another source, Friedländer only adopted Magda when he married her mother.

Then it would seem as it would get smaller cuz we would be closer to the outside

nice but would be measurable..what about black matter?

Our dreams are actual reality, and this is the actual dream. You get pulled out of your dream-state before death because in THAT reality, it's actually a simulation.

When crazy shit happens or things happen that you can't believe in a "dream" (the real world), you pass out.
For instance, if you're driving in a dream and you're about to crash, you wake up before crashing. Your body is teleported out of reality into a dream-state.

If you die in a dream, you will never dream again, because you ACTUALLY died and you will be stuck in this illusion we call reality until you die. This reality is just a hallucination we experience right before dying. We all died in our 20's and 30's. The internet is actually an illusion created within this dream-state, we're all actually communicating telepathically. Internet cables are actually lines of atoms that manifest thoughts, within this dream-state.

it was sunk on purpose, insurance is one reason as well as passengers on board who opposed the federal reserve

That's just the start. It's not just the Earth, but the moon. Mars. Europa. We can see "stretch marks" on any planet or moon where we can see the surface.

youtube.com/watch?v=tBT8KyWVxj8

youtube.com/watch?v=zy3_sWF7tv4

In time, they will be gas giants. In time, gas giants will light off and become stars.

The schizo mindfuck is that we live on the cool, crusty surface of a very young star. The crust is, in effect, an organic Dyson sphere with a tiny plasma star at the core. Humanity is a Type 2 civilization on the Kardashev scale, with its energy output mostly controlled and redistributed by the oligarch class.

Keep going?

>wud get smaller cuz we wuz closer to the outside
based

jews are an eternal anglo foil

Pajeet schizo, the worst kind. Take your meds.

Shills aren't allowed to post in here.
Youre a shill not a schizo.

Source for the claim of a jewish father:
>The Jewish Chronicle

OH NO NO NO NO

>Itt post your highest level conspiracy theory
>Whoever gets called schizo by shills the most wins.
WW2 was a spiritual conflict as much as a physical one
The Allies, chiefly the Anglos and Burgers were trying to make as many blood sacrifices as possible to a Cthuloid type entity to gain its favor
This was the purpose of the terror bombings of Germany
The burgers won that contest, which is why they took over the Anglo empire
This goes back to John Dee and his writings on the Macrobes
The III Reich, to combat this entity, were doing blood sacrifices of their own to try and bring back a Norse God in the flesh
This does not mean that the Norse Gods are "good guys", they do demand blood, but they do something for you in return
Unlike the Cthuloid like entities the Norse Gods are not purely malevolent
The "Swastika" is an ancient ward against evil, specifically to bind the entity the Allies were trying to gain the favor of
This is why our uncle scared the living shit out of the Anglo/Burger establishment long before the war started
The Germans were not successful in this endeavor, but that does not mean they accomplished nothing
The Germanic/Norse gods were stirred from their slumber
The center of this stirring, Wewelsburg, was targeted by our power structure so they could put it back to sleep
This is why US Army Col (now NSA) Michael Aquino was sent to do a black magick binding ritual in the ritual chambers at Wewelsburg
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That's bullshit I have a picture saved on my other computer that is court documents of Yas Forums pages and the documents have (you) in them
the glowie was shilling against russia or iran or something when people were blaming FBI/CIA for a shooting that was happening and being discussed in the thread

Well, (they) own all the porn websites on the web. I've always wondered n one simple thing: how is porn so free? I get that people want to upload to the hub as a kink now, but in the early days of the internet, porn was still ubiquitous on the web. And it was still pretty damn free. Yea you had paysites but you could still find shit free pretty easily. I have to pay for everything else in my life but I can watch top tier women do depraved stuff for free on the web? And the big websites who produce this stuff are okay with that? Imagine if Hollywood operated on the same business model. They obviously want to push it onto you due to that observation alone imo

Yas Forums became so fucking dumb

Stormnigger reddit

Jews and the NWO at the top are kabbalist mystics who use organized religion to mislead the masses away from the keys to higher consciousness, combined with drugs (fluoride) and information overload to weaken people predisposed to psychic ability.

Over half of pol would marry shappiros sis, yet also want to gas all kikes. Not a conspiracy.

Her real Father is a (((Ritschel))) which is jewish, her mother is a (((Behrend))) which is a very prominent jewish name.
Goebbels married a jewish woman.

Gravity is based on mass, not volume. Are you saying the earth is expanding both by mass and volume? If so, where is the new mass coming from?

>The schizo mindfuck is that we live on the cool, crusty surface of a very young star.
all planets are actually stars and when they get sucked in by the biggest star they become part of the sun until it becomes a red dwarf

>jews opposing the federal reserve
Lol no, guggenheim the billionaire kike allegedly refused to get in a lifeboat with 40 free seats.
Sounds like what a billionaire kike would do right?

Jews are so inbred into their Bronze Age cult that their ways have gone beyond culture. they cannot act any other way. They are loyal to whatever group(s) they imprint and will instinctively justify any and all predation and abuse directed at a designated prey group.

I‘ve thought the same. I can not believe that the porn industry hasn‘t collapsed yet. How can they still make money? Nobody in their right mind is paying for porn anymore. They must get money from somewhere else.

My neighbors across the street are illegal Mexicans that are definitely involved in some kind of trafficking. They have people constantly come and live there for a few weeks. But the weirdest thing to me is their mattress stash. They constantly have like 20+ mattresses in their garage. No room for cars because there are so many mattresses. They'll sometimes sell 1 or 2 at a yard sale. But there is definitely something going on with their mattresses.

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Stalin and Mussolini also had jewish wifes. What a coincidence oy vey

WW1 AND WW2 was designed to kill as most whites as possible

It’s not a conspiracy theory, it’s fctually backed up by facts.

Germans are the real Jews.

Ritschel
>Derived from Old High German hruod "fame".
Behrend
>Literally means hardy

Jews gave themselves more euro sounding names to fit in, you cuck.

Who do you suppose you are fooling? gb2/leftychan/ with the other beta cucks.

my entire life is just like the Truman Show and everything that happens is solely for me to react to.

>stormnigger Reddit
Accurate as fuck, mein neger

You're retarded. Literally everyone in America owns a mattress outside of homeless people. It makes perfect sense for there to be so many stores

The mass comes from the ether. "Free energy" is real. Tesla was right. Also, water and oil are renewable -- they are, themselves, a portion of the mass transformed from the ether.

Could be, could not be, go more in-depth, why you think the all got jewifes? Is there any deep meaning to them having jewish wifes? How does it all connect?

Porn is sold wholesale to hotels. It’s their main source of income so far.
And btw, the industry is kinda collapsing, that’s why you see more and more smaller productions and onlyfans taking over

dude weed lmao you forgot the ayys underground though with the stargate accident it was left open accidentally keyed to the center of a megaplanet in the Lesser Magellanic Cloud. The Imperium punished them by teleporting it to the center of the earth and condemning them to live underground forever, the mole-men we call them. In 1.2 million years the earth will be the size of Neptune and then it will be mined out to create a Dyson sphere around a very small brown dwarf star that will be sent through the gate, destroying it but creating a space for an enclosed civilization that will be moved well out and away from the galactic plane to avoid a supernova cascade that floods our local star cluster with lethal gamma rays. Unfortunately we are just occupying the construction zone cuz the sphere will be populated with sentient Arthropods from Ophiuchis.
I'm just saying, you left out the stud part.

So reality is a dream and dreams are reality?

How do you explain lucid dreams and all the weird shit that happens in the dream world. Why is the dream world so similar to reality many times and why is my family in these dreams always the same.

I am not in my 20's if this is all a hallucination before I die in whatever weird "Real life" scenario is going on in dream world then how is it that in every dream it's different and that every dream is not just a death dream.

This spikes my suspicion.

dude weed lmao you forgot the ayys underground though with the stargate accident it was left open accidentally keyed to the center of a megaplanet in the Lesser Magellanic Cloud. The Imperium punished them by teleporting it to the center of the earth and condemning them to live underground forever, the mole-men we call them. In 1.2 million years the earth will be the size of Neptune and then it will be mined out to create a Dyson sphere around a very small brown dwarf star that will be sent through the gate, destroying it but creating a space for an enclosed civilization that will be moved well out and away from the galactic plane to avoid a supernova cascade that floods our local star cluster with lethal gamma rays. Unfortunately we are just occupying the construction zone cuz the sphere will be populated with sentient Arthropods from Ophiuchis.
I'm just saying, you left out the ayys part.

humans are not in control off earth anymore.
we're puppets now. it's machines now and there are growing less and less dependant on us. while we are getting more and more dependant on them.
they gave (((them))) the illusion that they are still in control.
Q
as
QUANTUM.

How many times have you replaced your mattress you fuck.

Obvious, but I didn't see it explicitly -- there's plenty of room in a mattress to hide a human

i've been on expanding earth ever since i saw this vid years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=sTrwNtHHUzw

I've read one explaination about how a ship DID sink, but it wasn't the Titanic, it was one of her sister ships. The post I saw had pictures of the different ships while docked and the sister ship looked more like the actual boat that sank

You know. You might be on to something. I don't see how a town can have multiple mattress stores and sell enough mattresses to pay the bills and stay open.

they're bringing the drugs in mattresses

the elites know that they can't stave off the next recession for much longer so they engineered the coronavirus to explain why the markets are tanking.
And I'm not saying the coronavirus was created in a lab. I'm saying the coronavirus does not exist at all. People are getting pneumonia and old people are dying of it. That's a completly normal thing. The governments are using cases of seasonal flu as an excuse to get more power and no one will question it because people literally are getting ill and dying because people are always getting ill and dying. Once the markets crash, there are riots in the streets and governments start stamping on what little freedoms we have left they can just say they're doing it to fight the pandemic and no one will question it.

Today no war has been declared--and however fierce the struggle may be, it may never be declared in the traditional fashion. Our way of life is under attack. Those who make themselves our enemy are advancing around the globe. The survival of our friends is in danger. And yet no war has been declared, no borders have been crossed by marching troops, no missiles have been fired.

If the press is awaiting a declaration of war before it imposes the self-discipline of combat conditions, then I can only say that no war ever posed a greater threat to our security. If you are awaiting a finding of "clear and present danger," then I can only say that the danger has never been more clear and its presence has never been more imminent.

It requires a change in outlook, a change in tactics, a change in missions--by the government, by the people, by every businessman or labor leader, and by every newspaper. For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence--on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.

Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed. It conducts the Cold War, in short, with a war-time discipline no democracy would ever hope or wish to match.

-JFK

In light of this, looking around it's apparent that reason, logic and thought are under attack. Anything thought provoking gets shit on. Culture is under attack, from left and right.
>Operation cancel culture.

Ofc they had to do one or two cases like this to accelerate the paranoia

Who buys a shit tier mattress for 2‘700.- when you can get a better one for 200.- at ikea?