/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1662

How can someone be so stupid that they fall for this sensationalist garbage?

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Bloodborne

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violated heroine

A lady tested positive less than 100 miles from me
It's been an honor gentlemen

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I this really kicks of and we're told to stay inside I was thinking about learning to speed run Bloodborne.

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What's the latest on the situation?

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hard to believe desu

Where is the German patrician posting 2D dogs

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Why not 200% ?

we all dead

>2,394 hospitalized and 462 of which are in intensive care.
Hospitalization and ICU ratios increased in Italy.

Not to mention 27% dead to 73% recovered. I think this L strain is gonna have a much higher CFR than 3.4%.

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Seattle comic con delayed

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bloodborne is fun but i don't feel like getting out my ps4. I could play Sekiro, I only got through about 1/3rd of it before stopping a year ago.

Fallout

TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY?
TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY TEDDY?

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IT'S
HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Slovenia bros, please reassure me and tell me you guys are dealing with the situation accordingly!

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Why can't i fucking die already?

Dark Souls 3 maybe? It's on Steam.

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HIGH PROFILE POLITICIAN CASE WILL BE ANNOUNCED TOMORROW IN SLOVENIA. THAT'S 13 NOW.
SCREENCAP THIS

it already is a pandemic you stupid paki.

Which one of you posted this?

Finally. They should have been honest and canceled that shit over a week ago. The writing was on the wall.

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Hope you guys haven't embarrassed yourselves too much to your family. This outbreak has barely killed 3,000 people in two months. It's not going to suddenly get ten times worse like you're hoping.

soon user, we will all be free of this misery

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COOF AND SNEEZE! COOFSLAYER WILL SAVE THE WORLD!

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Rate my setup, Yas Forums
I've also got rubber gloves and boots.

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Literally who?

I've been WFH the entire week and my company just yesterday officially moved to a full WFH model for anyone able worldwide. I took today off to celebrate being ahead of the curve especially since people at work are now infected and will be sitting in my comfy chair alternating between Overwatch, board games, and writing code for my job for the foreseeable future.

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My cousin is fucking traveling to the DR for spring break for some reason, people in america (at least where I am) seem to be in denial BIGTIME.

Any thots on the intentional superspreaders?

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Anyone have the gif or webm of the virus' spread across the globe?

this kino game right here

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No we are fucked. Most of our cases are doctors.

Common cold is pandemic too so what?

>still no cases anywhere near me except sort of Chicago which is a 6 hour drive away

wtf I love living in white trash land now

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Good luck Vietnam bros. You were one of the first nations to react appropriately. I hope you guys make it out okay.

as a boomer i kinda hate from soft. bloodbourne is so cool tho, its just im fucking bad

>50% of today's deaths are Italy only

WHO Recap: 100k of COPE

>Intro
-Womens day gibberish-
"make containment highest priority"
"slowing down buys time"
"WHO protocol for better internation communication published"
"WHO works with Clinton,Gates and PATH"(WN)

Q&A
>FOX demands apology from China for outbreak?
"Culture has nothing to do with it"(WB)
>Iran managing of outbreak?
"we commend the move to more targeted and aggressive surveilance"(WB)
>SK and Japs travel restrictions against eachother?
"both doing a fine jawb, focus on that"
"travel restrictions are not helping"(WB)
"communicate more with each other, be frens"
"womyn on the frontlines"(G)
"only option is to stand together"
"only way to beat covid is to stand together"(WN)
>criteria to test a person?
"on website"(G)
"criteria are not restrictive but be careful not to test too many"(WB)
>climate and spread?
"no evidence that it vanishes in summer"(G)
>Uganda?
"very well prepared, lots of capacity"
"but there are much weaker countries"(WB)
>should we expand criteria4testing?
"aggressive approach in the beginning VERY IMPORTANT"
"better chance to DELAY"(G)
>Online meetings and conferences?
"it's wonderful to see that we have alternatives"(WB)
"WHO considers virtual meetings for the future but not for covid"(WN)
>100k,88 countries?
"globally expanding and deebly goncerning"
"continental and national response needed"(WN)
>preping at home?
"wash hands,respiratory etiquette"
"lots of myths out there"
"talk to your family and older people"(G)
>Switzerland?
"thanks gubmint"
"we offer advice to every country"(WB)
>CFR low/really important?
"very important,many studies but will take a long time to get an accurate number"(G)
"goes up siginficantly for elderly and sick"(WB)
>reinfection?
"unsure if it's just faulty tests or reinfection"
"doesn't indicate reinfection or if they are infectious"(G)
"lean and mean healthcare might fuck high income countries"(WN)
>data on treatment soon?
"actively underway"(G)
"soon getting results on effectiveness"(???)

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Actual mortality data in Italy.

14.1% over 90y old
42.2% 80-89y old
32.4% 70-79y old
8.4% 60-69y
2.8% 50-59y

Average age of the deceased: 81y

Two thirds of the deceased were affected by at least three comorbidities (i.e. chronic hearth conditions, diabetes, pulmonary conditions). The remainging third ad two or less.

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If you are healty and under 50, you basically have zero chance of death.

Alive... but at what cost?

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I heard somewhere that krauts never die yet they are left in a place where they suffer eternally for all the evil they done to everyone else and all the trickery they let some of us in.

extremely based, the swim goggles are a nice touch.
please go shopping while dressed like this and tell us how normalfags react.

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I can't wait to see the fucking obese nerd outrage that they can't go dress up as a sloppy cross dressed sailor moon.

Info on Kaiser-Permanente Trial:
>Researchers in Seattle have begun recruiting healthy volunteers to participate in a clinical trial
>Moderna Therapeutics, developed and sent to the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) in Maryland on Feb. 24
>Forty-five healthy volunteers between the ages of 18 and 55 will be enrolled in the initial trial
>Determine whether the vaccine triggers an immune response and whether the given dose causes adverse side effects
>Vaccine does not contain the virus that triggers COVID-19
>Vaccine contains a short segment of genetic material, mRNA, generated in a laboratory
>Volunteers will receive two injections of the vaccine in a 28-day gap
>Duration of study: 14 months
>Can't guarantee that a COVID-19 vaccine will be affordable

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How so? And I'm one of these who thinks that it's not going to be as bad as a lot of anons think, health wise, but I really want to know how did you figure that it's not going to get 10 times worse?

I'm 50 games behind on my "over 20 hours to play" game list.

no gloves? no full face protection?

I fucking hope so. The quarantine happened in the middle of the night. Things will be more hectic by morning.

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Edit I did.

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why is nobody talking about the fact patienz zero that fucked europe was german?
zero cases my hairy ass, you guys must be dropping like flies.

WE HAVE 2 CASES HERE ONE ESCAPED HOSPITAL INSULATION AND A WARRENT IS ALREADY ISSUED FOR HIS ARREST
shit will spread in days been nice knowing you bros

Gino, vediamo qual'è la tua mortalita quando vai a finire in un ospedale gia pieno.

We should have btfo the chinese but now it's over.

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i hope the L.A marathon doesnt get cancelled last minute. it's going to be quite a nice super spreader event

rubber gloves aren't the best

We must create concrete wall between our country and russia, 100% they have lots of disease.

Syphon Filter.

Yeah, normies won't understand until they start seeing people planking in the streets.

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Background on that pic?

That's just cruel.

China is the most populous country on the planet. they barely cracked 80,000 cases and 2,000 deaths. what does that say about how the rest of the world will fare? The truth is that it simply isn't that bad

Reminder: this bot has been spamming this pasta since that number of dead was the number of infected

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Ok Shlomo please go gas yourself

bioshock (any)
half life (any)
the division

fucking old school runescape as usual

looks cute user

Many thots brag on Instagram about attending regardless of virus. Now they can't. Mega kek

Their just hyping the annual flu. An economic stimulus plan, if you will.

you are tired

Microsoft, Facebook, and Amazon all got their visit.
They are "working" from home!

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how many people are under quarantine in china?

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>AHHHH KILL ME
>Dr: no.

this looks kino. ima give it a try

guys Im losing hope on coronachan...shes so weak now...Im starting to believe shes all talk

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I have a co-worker that just returned from Vietnam... said he wasn't told by anyone when he returned that he needed to check into a hospital to get checked for corona virus...

What the fuck bros? Is the CDC doing fucking anything?

>Italy has a higher fatality rate than fucking Iran

Italy confirmed not white

How are you going to disinfect your mask filters?

kek can u imagine how many would have turned up in masks.

Everybody is pointing the finger at one another, we are probably in the right since there is proof that the earliest case found in Europe was a german that infected plenty of other people not only in Italy but Finland,Switzerland,Austria and others.

>pink
make sure you scream "IM NOT A TRANNY" when you enter a new area to avoid confusion and gunshots

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all of them

Wow a random schizo's blog! It's happening!

>Police Stop
Why English?

Nuclear accident in Japan.

Meanwhile stock market continues to fall, global cases keep rising exponentially.

People are so focused on deaths instead of the impact.

Over 100 just died the last 24 hours in italy. Why do you think a corona test costs 1000 usd and a herpes test costs next to nothing? Because a normal viral test is usually an antibody test. Take a guess why there is no such thing for any sars strain...

It's from a movie, but its been circulating for years as evidence of the Japs keeping a radiation-dosed man alive while he begged to be allowed to die.

It is a deepfake since before the term deepfake existed.

You'll see it on lebbit every once in a while

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There is 1 confirmed and 10 suspected cases in a 10km radius around me.
People I acctually know getting infected will happen soon. Assuming it didnt happen yet.

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700 million known.
fuck knows how many of those are left.

613 confirmed cases in France

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Lol Vietnam policeman have same uniform with soviet union.
She came to you only if you belive in she's.

Make sure you’ve got your decontamination procedures down for that setup. Does you no good if you track the virus into your home by not cleaning your gear correctly. You should have buckets with bleach/water mixtures, spray bottles and throwaway clothes to clean properly

Breaking News: Pokemon European Championships cancelled

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Based and bendypilled. Great job!

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we are at 5 now