/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1661

0,001308% of worlds pop officially infected;
0,00004454% of worlds pop officially died

calculated as of now from worldometers.

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>CONCLUSION OF PREVIOUS REPORT ON GERMANY

3 Routes of infection: NRW, Italy and Iran
Most severe outbreak is in NRW, which started in Heinsberg, it is unknown how it got there.
Other outbreaks all over germany have had contact to Infected in or from NRW or Italy.
Community spread in newly infected areas could not be stopped.
Some cases have also been imported from Iran.

Men and women of various age-groups get equally infected, the vast majority of cases develops mild symptoms.
Hospitalisation is seldom required and as of 03.03. only 1 case, which had comorbidity, was reported with lung failure.

previous report:
pastebin.com/UjyvedMg

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I DONT WANT TO DIE

DE

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How many new deaths since five days? 0? How many days has it been since death toll number stopped growing?

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I have this, do I really need to prep any further?

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RING

I will die a virgin

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You probably won't but if you do get infected, stay away from your elders.

>we are all going to di-
not so fast

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MONIUM

based angry chink

Yes, youll need more magazines

OH NO NO NO NO

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Imagine taking advice from a male nurse who later on got a PhD. Not a real MD.

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CONFIRMED CASE IN INDIANAPOLIS
IN THE NORTHERN SUBURBS
CARMEL/FISHERS BTFO

How many rounds do you have user?

JUST SAY IT PUSSIES. PANDEMIC.

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Now it's definitely over

twitter.com/realIrishDevil/status/1235279121816514560

33 is the magic number

keep your eyes open Yas Forums this is happening

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good choice in games user and that nurse was sexy as fuck

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Is your country ready to handle these percentages?

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based and redpilled

>vaccine rushed out by the ladies
>it works and kills the virus
>it also kills you, an unfortunate side effect
gg

No
I want an A1 so just PM me your address when you start coofing

Oh good, I feel much better.

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Calling it now
>100 million dead by may
>Celebs and millionares among the dead
>NEETS and autists become the majority after wave two hits in October
>after a year 5 billion dead
>Yas Forums was right, anoms inherit the earth, kiles are dead, wold peace
>screecap this

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imagine instead believing literal schizos on an anonymous image board

You guys remember that 'cute tomato' faggot?
I hope he dies choking on his own lungs.

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A YT video was posted a few days ago and shared around here. It was filmed in Wuhan at night and everyone in the city was screaming out and crying.

Looks like it just got taken downby the uploader. Does anyone else have it?

everyone in albania is infected with something much, much worse

STOP

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checkd and based

Reminder that you can make hand sanitizer gel by mixing 1 part aloe vera gel with 2 parts isopropyl alcohol.

Digits confirm

So now that actual white doctors have studied this and confirmed it's a nothingburger, that is good enough for me. WHO is literally Chinese-funded propaganda. CCP is shilling. Groups against CCP are also shilling.

Actual white western doctors, virus experts, have said it's not nearly as bad as the doomers are saying. For me, that means happening is over. The biggest danger is the panic.

based schizo

SORRY

Yeah, only thing I love more than nurses are blond nurses with long socks.

you need food for a few weeks.

> Texan tests negative twice, then positive
> there aren’t enough tests
Why are we testing someone who is negative 3x and refusing to test nurses?

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kek

Good job fuckhead

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It‘s pretty cringe they feel the need to point out it‘s women.

Lead Israeli doc who treated most corona patients in Israel:

>I don't see a great difference between Corona and the Flu at this point
>most deaths are from old fucks
>pic related

I guess pol was wrong once again!

>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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JUST KIDDING. HUMAN TO HUMAN TRANSMISSION. COMMUNITY SPREAD

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Ill just need to get some screws at the hardware store, then I can begin pimping my pistol crossbow jörg sprave style and transform it into a steambow.

Around 800 is, could go up to 1200 if I reload some of my empties but I figure if I go through even half of what I have on hand and survive, there will be plenty of ammo to pick up off bodies...

Just wash your hands and filter these threads bro. You'll be fine.

Hope you have your ptsd already

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>t. ccp paid shill
enjoy your rice ration slanteye gook

I thought everyone have that in burger land. what makes you special?

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NUUUUUUUUUUU MUH P-WORD

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Lol parts kits are like 400 bucks my nigga,

What the fuck is with Americans just buying a fuckton of bottled water, toilet paper and kitchen roll? Are they gonna eat boiled kitchen roll?

Is that why kikes are closing down their airports?

Checked.

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Tons of docs are total doomers what

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT IF THIS VIRUS REMAINS DORMANT IN THE BODY?

So what have they said about it? Sources?

Pa vos vas a la facultad o haces algo? Cómo haces para hacer esto todos los días? Necesito poder hacerlo

>says the guy shilling every cvg thread because it makes gookland look like shit
kek

2022 UNTIL -ANY- VACCINE IS READY. 50 OTHER TEAMS OF MEN DISCOVERED VACCINES FIRST.

WOMEN ARE THIS DUMB AND LAZY.

finaly.

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>threads lasting an hour
Cool your fucking jets, important information is getting lost in the shuffle.

reminder that your parents willingly mutilated you and sacrificed a part of your body to Satan, thus marking you as a perpetual slave

youtube.com/watch?v=XDSq3cgWaAg

Our guy has posted

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CCP are the ones pushing the doomer shit, dummy. Real doctors, the only ones anyone should be listening to, are saying less than 1% lethality.

Went to refill prescription, and asked if they were selling out of masks. Yes says my pharmacist, along with hand sanitizer and aloe vera and isopropyl alcohol.

I'm uncut

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the test itself is known to have many false negatives. The actual test is a series of sub tests.

only zoomers are losing information with short ass attention span

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>actually my friend said CaseFatalityRatio is 1%
>also ccp said
Didnt take me more than a minute too see he was as bad as a plague marine

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They do. Incubation is about 14 days, one person was as long as 42 days. Don't know if they followed up on that one.

>The NEETs shall inherit the earth

English motherfucker, do you speak it???

>says the ccp state sponsored shill
lel you're fun

*cooof*
ok
*coof*

Coca-ColaChan: did you get it?
Bros if you got weird sick and got better bet you got the engineered counter-strain Coca-ColaChan released after the Coronachan started walking the streets like the strumpet she is. Coca-ColaChan like a backfire against a wildfire, bros get immunity, profit from finance panic.

>should have screencapped that

They couldnt create a vaccine for SARS, why they would be able to create a vaccine for a stronger virus?

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They'll never admit it, even if it goes to over 1 million cases, all countries infected. If they announce that it's a pandemic, they have to release their pandemic fund. They're literal Jewish pigs.

wait a minute. If chinks love to use bear claws and bats as traditional medicine, shouldn't they have exceptional immune systems?

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Blessed are the NEET, for they shall inherit the earth.

Any Swissbro can help me how much you got today? How many increase compared to yesterday? Stay strong world

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of course you are, Chaim
and no, your sandnigger whores have no effect on me

Link

LUCKY YOU! SUCKING DOG DICK CURES THE VIRUS! YOUR HEALTH MINISTRY SAID SO!

You better keep praying the reinfection via invasion of nervous system, ADE, massive loss of T cells which heavily compromises your immune system and horrible after effects observed in SARS and MERS survivors all just so luckily happen to not apply to this particular virus

>670 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>8 in serious condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

>Vatican +1
Kek the antichrist aka the pope gets what he deserves

genuinely scared now

chink confirmed in a month we're rounding up asians and burning them like your people do in china
it's the proven way

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sarcoinc.com/colt-m16a1-gi-parts-kits/

Just remember its ILLEGAL to install the naughty sear....

100% true, nothing to worry abour dear chosen, best go outside and hug everyone you come across, show your fellow chosen how good everything is.

Uuuuuuuuh Milanbros?

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THANK YOU ITALY

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Damn, people are finally catching on. Glad I stocked up early enough to get some.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M STILL A VIRGIN PLEASE STOP I DON'T WANT TO DIE

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no matter what you show them or say, they won't believe it. it's amazing to see mind control at work.

And the Autist?
The Incel?
A prayer for them?
What of the Trad-Worker?

reverse reverse

Based

> He hasn't prepped plenty of screws, nails and plumbing materials already

Amateur hour.

MORTALITY RATE MUCH HIGHER THAN CHINA HAS REPORTED!
IT'S FUCKING OVER!

youtube.com/watch?v=upWXYfUGUW8

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Still more credible than most anons here. That said, I would recommend everyone here to verify any sources here or elsewhere, before stating the facts.

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>one person was as long as 42 days
What does that even mean. Did he test positive for 42 days and then developed symptoms?

>Womuh scientist
We gonna die.
Also, two case in my country.
youtube.com/watch?v=2kvEW4JjVcI
youtube.com/watch?v=vkMTqK1U4qU

Programando (obvio que no para empresas argentinas). Ingresos en dólares y expensas en pesos.

bout time i can eat a dead body of n inferior race

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youtube.com/watch?v=NsxRvl5g5f8

OP, you are God Tier autistic
Keep going, Argie-bro

>women
we're already dead

This thread is moving so fast that no one will notice that I'm gay and that I like muslim dicks

This is the big one. It spreads to animals and will spread to rats eventually and cover every surface.

telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/experts-confirm-human-animal-spread-coronavirus/

It attacks the immune system and has some AIDs.
metro.co.uk/2020/03/06/coronavirus-like-combination-sars-aids-doctors-say-12359066/

It will become seasonal and come each year.
telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/coronavirus-could-become-seasonal-infection-returns-winter-experts/

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#PrayersForTarrant

Why are active cases lumped into mortality rates? Is it just to pad the numbers so it looks better?

That's like logging football games that have just started as "victories" when the game isn't even over yet and nobody has won or lost yet

CLOWN

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See this chain.

wanna bang?

WORLD

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>SCHNITZEL

Made what may have been the last Schnitzel for the months to come today.

We're finished

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UK is has had 2 months to prepare, they're unprepared and have no clue what they're doing.

twitter.com/Nyct0phil3_/status/1235917525638053888?s=20
>Told the symptoms match COVID19 and they don't have test kits

twitter.com/Nyct0phil3_/status/1235965531867492359?s=20
>111 told me not to self isolate and walk into a crowded surgery without warning

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It's actually possible due to its longevity on surfaces and asymptomatic transmission, unless a cheap and 100% accurate method of testing is invented, in order to prevent the infected from crossing into safe areas. This virus might be the prelude to the Orwellian nightmare. Everyone's getting chipped and monitored 24/7, in order to prevent the spread of infection.

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To be fair, most MDs are actually fairly stupid. I've witnessed the following:
>lmao dude has no platelets and he's bleeding... let's give him COAGULATION FACTORS that'll help em
>wow why is he still bleeding
>lmao give more COAGULATION FACTORS
>wow he's still bleeding, better call someone
>oh, I was supposed to READ the REPORT that he has immune thrombocytopenia and needs IVIGs? wtf hematologists are stupid
>yeah, just to be sure, give em IVIGs
>wow he stopped bleeding wtf

>what do you mean I can kill em if I turn up the oxygen too high, lmao how can someone die from TOO MUCH OXYGEN
>oh she stopped breathing

>hmm, contraindications to corticosteroids, hmm, hmm
>it was prednisolone
>no way it can also happen with dexamethasome
>patients gets allergic reaction and condition worsens
>wtf, I didn't give em prednisolone, how did this happen
>yes, I know dexamethasome is a corticosteroid- oh

I feel validated someone noticed my witty ways

Thats not what i mean. Is it like herpes that will flare up in wave after wave until you eventually die?

CHECKED
put me in the cap

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Look at this faggot.

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Yeah, we're fucked.

saved

HEY
how gud vodka aganst virus

He's based as fuck.

Get a handgun, and at least a few hundred rounds for each. Maybe a shotgun too if you can.

Out of stock. Cheap A1 kits are gone now. Was considering a Brownell repro

>They'll never admit it, even if it goes to over 1 million cases, all countries infected. If they announce that it's a pandemic, they have to release their pandemic fund. They're literal Jewish pigs.
True.
Reminder that Teddy is a stupid fucking nigger

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>can't have virus if you don't do tests
blessed numbers

The NEETS shall inherit the earth.

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Anyone have an archive of all the videos? I want to scare some normies. That nothingburger site does not have all of them.

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I have plenty plumbing stuff and nails but my local toom is a screw jew, so I dont buy alot of screws there.

why would I lie about that?
I'm uncut for the exact reason you were trolling on this subject:
my parents cared and didnt want to mutilate me.

>unlike 90% of americans kek

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is 2D girls eating burgers some kind of marketing strategy by big burger?

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It's hilarious that people in China don't follow basic sanitation and hawk loogies all over.
>blow snot-rockets out their noses
kek china

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Any news about him btw?

I live alone with my mom and I can't convince her to stop taking the common cup at communion. What do I do bros? Her heart is in the right place.

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And the question still remains: why no children dying?

>Germany 0 deaths
yawn

+4 SLOVENIA
>+4 SLOVENIA
12 TOTAL
>12 TOTAL
+4 SLOVENIA
>+4 SLOVENIA
12 TOTAL
>12 TOTAL
+4 SLOVENIA
>+4 SLOVENIA
12 TOTAL
>12 TOTAL

Digits prove
Also include, "Nigger immunity makes the white man an absolute minority, but still the Master Race"

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How many of fucking types of coronavirus are circulating right now. Reinfection is most likely just getting hit with another strain.

Literally NO scientific data backing this up. AT ALL

>China tell the World to prepare, what's happening, how patients need to be treated
>ignored
>Italy tells the World the same shit
>being ignored

Ah well... humans are too stupid

why aren't germans dying?

Reminder that Corona Chan will kill all Trump voters.

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What's the definiton for serious condition?

Aye
>tfw when people will still insist on leaving this to muh free-markets

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What site is that

Forgot 88 krautbro

100% lethal
>100% lethal
100% lethal
>100% lethal
100% lethal
>100% lethal
100% lethal
>100% lethal

medium.com/@gaertner.adamp/covid-19-is-the-big-one-cda91ea74646

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0 to 10 is the safe zone, everybody else has a chance.

Wtf weren't you at 0 cases 2 days ago and now you have more cases than we do

This. Fucking so much if this.

> Local toom

No proper Baumarkt? F

>Tfw live in a Castle Doctrine state
Stay the fuck off my lawn.

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Remember, lads, we're all gonna make it

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Based and /sci/ pilled

I hope Sweden suffers from a severe epidemic that will kill off a bunch of S-voting boomers and St*ckholmoids.