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>Turkish police move to stop Greece pushing migrants back
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51752686

>EU-UK Brexit talks: Differences clear after first week
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51751030

>Met officer arrested in right-wing terror probe
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51761046

>First coronavirus death in UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51759602

>Coronavirus: UK to spend £46m on vaccine and testing research
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51771116

>Coronavirus: Supermarkets won't run out of food, vows Matt Hancock
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51764225

>Brawl erupts in Turkish parliament over Syria military action
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51747282/brawl-erupts-in-turkish-parliament-over-syria-military-action

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51761046
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-51771286
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Mozeralla cheese

So what do you think about Corona now lads? Are you prepping or do you think it's gonna blow over?

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Pube is dead and you won't even give him his own edition

After all is said and done
You've never walked
You've never run
YOU'RE A WINNER

Oh ok
Well then, I thought you were older; kids and all. really.
You are kalos kai agathos

Manhands willy.

Beansposter on suicide watch

Pube is Eddie

You got the moves
You know the streets
Break the rules
Take the heat
YOU'RE NOBODYS FOOL

based

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>How does the coronavirus outbreak end?
vox.com/science-and-health/2020/3/6/21161234/coronavirus-covid-19-science-outbreak-ends-endemic-vaccine
it's not looking good, we're either going to get an endemic illness that culls a large percentage of the population every couple of months, or the numbers are going to spike and society is going to collapse.

and he's dead

You're at your best
When the going gets rough
You've been put to the test
BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH

I'm hoping for a comfy couple of weeks off work tbqh

who ready for the recession

youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

YOU GOT THE TOUCH
You got the power
When all hell's breaking loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

no you can tell them apart just about, old Eddie sperging for 16 hours straight about codified law and Comedian pill posting was about before he went over the edge completely.

it won't be comfy. there will probably be riots everywhere as soon as boris calls the army in. the hospitals are going to get overrun soon.

What did he do know.

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51761046
Does he have a gofundme yet?

You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
YOU GOT THE TOUCH

it's going to be more than just a recession. we're looking at a total societal collapse. boris should have closed the borders in january.

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Got the lottery on lads

get fucked

He passed out last night from his junkie cocktail, I think he's overdosed again

You never bend
You never break
You seem to know just what it takes
YOU'RE A FIGHTER

Euromillions?

Unbelievably based

whens the draw

downy mong

It's in the blood
It's in the will
It's in the MIGHTY HANDS OF STEEL
When you're standing your ground

I hope Corona-chan kills a lot of muslims.

What you gonna do if you win

Baking

Not in too bad shape to say he's 60, doesn't work out and lives on toast.

And you never get hit
When your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end
AND YOU'RE TAKIN' IT ALL

>Coronavirus: Birmingham patient discharged from hospital
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-51771286
>sent into self-isolation at home
good idea, NHS. it's not like this is a highly contagious disease or anything like that.

who are you anyway?

>sperging for 16 hours straight about codified law and Comedian pill posting

How do we know that wasn't pube

YOU GOT THE TOUCH
You got the power
When all Hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

roses are red
violets are blue
simple as

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Happy Friday lads how’s your day?

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Im getting the tinnies in lads.

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You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
YOU GOT THE TOUCH

>You spelt pakis and sand-niggers wrong.
I'm not talking about crafty pakis and blacks in suburban towns and council estates outside London. I'm talking about people of all sorts of ethnicities in London weather they be workers, students, white collar workers, council workers and even tourists. People who you see wondering around Westminster, Camden, Chelsea/Kensington, Hammersmith, Islington and the City. Usually people with a rucksack, and a coffee or smoothie in hand. They're all wonderful people who help contribute to our country. They give a good vibe for civic nationalism, even if it's not popular on here.

ah, hopefully he is ok, does he live at his parents?

based

Seethemong is Eddie is Pube is Rimmer is WN

SUSSEX Karen and Daisyfag are gchq

He lives in my head mate

youtube.com/watch?v=dG1F89DetCM

It was eddie. Used to fancy himself a lawfag, kek. Mentioning fucking off our unwritten constitution for a codified one was a guarenteed spergout.

YOU'RE FIGHTIN FIRE WITH FIRE

>Facebook shuts its London office after a member of staff with coronavirus visited from Singapore
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8083675/Facebook-shuts-London-office-member-staff-coronavirus-visited-Singapore.html
looks like warm weather won't stop this virus if it's spreading so easily in singapore.

YOU KNOW YOU GOT THE TOUCH

pube has little political knowledge or nuance, he's just good at being a scitz retard

I’ve set fire to the rain

Your good at dodging fights like the coward you are

just gonna buy chicken and chips if the shops run out of food.

>stupid event on at manchester arena
>police manage to shut down one of the main roads into the city centre by having a fucking huge crash

gg

YOU GOT THE TOUCH

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numbers have been done on you i see

makes sense

That's not true, I've never been done, he's just in my head

all public gatherings should be banned for the next 12-18 months, along with all international travel.

gas london

Pube is just a synonym for people you don't like/have btfo'd you

Down the pub just chilling

this

why'd you expose nads mate?

And you'll Starve as nobody is around too pay the PIP for your pot noodles

Fuck me the whole crew has turned out

Too tired to drink but I’ll be lurking

pls no im still here

Why do you let pube live rent free in your heads?

pint of doom bar please on your next pal

YOU GOT THE POWER

SOME PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE ME DAD

anybody got advice for quitting the ciggies? im 15 seconds away from eating my hands

fuck me thought you'd have doxxed yourself along with the other spastics, proud of you dad

He exposed himself the dirty bastard

Fullers pub, don't think they have Doombar

Vaping did it for me.

you just need some caffeine mate

I dunno lad, he's just there

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Stay mad
Vape? Patches?

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i wanna get fucked up with pube

eternally reminds me of;

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Most disliked, commonly used phrase?
Mine is "It is what it is".

Everyone is here

I thought you liked him? Did i miss something? I went mia shortly after he doxxed himself

bit late for that, what with there being a pandemic respiratory disease going about. should have quit months ago.

No I'm just not active atm, pop in on Fridays when i'm drinking
Got burned out at Christmas but will be back more regularly at some point

pint of pridell do mate

how's the lockdown treating you, giuseppe? italy has a 30%~ CFR right now, so things aren't looking good.

I am about to start smoking again.

Probably not what you're looking for but cannabis unrioncially makes me not want a cig

I do like him
It was his own mistake
I'm just a scapegoat

personal or job related? sad can't drink for next 4 months really from these antibiotics I'm on. good to hear

My city has 3 confirmed cases, I think.

So far no lockdown, Uni however, has closed down.

Never mind I’ve found somebody like you.

Dunno kinda got fed up of posting plus I'm actually busy at work so i can't just sit and shitpost all day like I used to
Maybe my subconscious mind kicked in and told me i was in too deep when eddie was trying to skype me late at night

to be
or not to be
simple as

Sorted

SESH

We could have had it all, rolllin in the deep

big "fuck off" X
Awful.
Most people are trash.

>Maybe my subconscious mind kicked in and told me i was in too deep when eddie was trying to skype me late at night

That'll do it.

>when eddie was trying to skype me late at night

lol wot

i've considered smoking to get off the alcohol, bad idea isn't it?

I joined one of his skypes as guest, no skype account. Sound was fucked so i dropped out. Next morning i had i missed skype call from him. How does that even work?

They see me rollin, they hatin