China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers archive.is/ri1TY
WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases archive.is/GSeHM
>LATEST CASES 17:13: 778 new cases and 49 new deaths in Italy. 11:05: 59 new cases in Belgium. 11:01: 1,234 new cases and 16 new deaths in Iran. A 17th death mentioned in the source was previously reported at 19:53 on 5 March. 10:29: 48 new cases in Madrid, Spain. 10:28: 28 new cases in Malaysia. 10:21: 1 new case in Queensland, Australia. The patient recently returned from Iran. 10:20: 2 new cases in Indonesia.
>RKI reports: +134 = 534 cases updated: 06.03. 06:00 GMT cases between 2 and 99 years old, median 42 years updated: 06.03. sex is known in 148 cases: 57% men updated: 03.03.
>04.03. >Soldier, 41, close contact of the first 2 infected in NRW, released as recovered. >05.03. RKI: Containment-strategy still viable. Majority of new cases infected in Germany, 64 infected in Italy, 14 in Iran. Therapeutics tested in china soon to be used in germany. Movement-data from mobile phones would be helpfull in finding contacts. Federal Government doesn't plan to use movement-data from mobile phones. Nordhessen: First case: woman, 75, mild symptoms Belgium: Civil employee of NATO and 2 relatives infected. >06.03. ntv reports: 621 Infections, 16 recovered. RKI: "We can not halt it, just slow it." "We must slow it, so the health-system can provide better care for patients." Netherlands: First death: man, 67, died in Rotterdam France: 1 delegate and 2 members of parliament infected. Vatican: Patient of health-institution infected. Berlin: Masks and disinfectant stolen from multiple clinics, internal measures taken. Düsseldorf: Refugee-home transformed into quarantine-station, refugees distributed elsewhere. Saxony: 2nd case: man, 67, infected in Italy Göppingen: Seniordoctor of Alb Fils Kliniken, treating 2 since end of Feb.:"They have fever and now and then a cough." source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others
OP IS A BASED SELF EMPLOYED NEET PROGRAMMER HACKER
NO ONE CAN STOP HIM NO ONE
Juan Johnson
>CONCLUSION OF PREVIOUS REPORT ON GERMANY
3 Routes of infection: NRW, Italy and Iran Most severe outbreak is in NRW, which started in Heinsberg, it is unknown how it got there. Other outbreaks all over germany have had contact to Infected in or from NRW or Italy. Community spread in newly infected areas could not be stopped. Some cases have also been imported from Iran.
Men and women of various age-groups get equally infected, the vast majority of cases develops mild symptoms. Hospitalisation is seldom required and as of 03.03. only 1 case, which had comorbidity, was reported with lung failure.
Miami is fucked, Ultra has not been cancelled literally because it "brings the city money that is needed."
>The coronavirus won’t stop spring break in South Beach. Just wash your hands, city says.
>If a Statue of Liberty replica appeared on the sands of South Beach, it might say something like, “Give me your huddled masses, yearning to party free.”
>Amid coronavirus fears and the cancellation of Ultra Music Festival, city leaders sent a clear message Thursday that Miami Beach is “open for business” this spring break — and that jilted electronic dance music fans should still spend money in the city. The administration is considering alternative programming, like public parties, that caters to would-be Ultra fans.
>“In light of all these cancellations, we’ll see how many of their visitors cancel,” City Manager Jimmy Morales said. “A lot of them may be coming anyway.”
>“We’ll try to see if we can draw a silver lining out of it and at least give them something positive to do.”
Normies are done for, I think I might stop going to college from that date on, don't care if I'm losing my money and I know they will never refund anything if its for the corona virus, but of course they will refund money for people that were triggered by someone in the class (not joking).
Hand sanitizer sold out in most stores, even Amazon. Make your own, protect yourself and your family. DIY HAND SANITIZER RECIPE: >2 parts isopropyl alcohol (get the strongest concentration you can get) >1 part aloe vera gel >Optional: several drops of tea tree oil (smells good and also has antibacterial properties)
Dominic Price
>football game with over 80,000 people attending
Not Paranoid Schizo ... I 'CHOOSE' to self isolate
>'monk mode' quarantine >honestly bro, has plenty of friends/allies >tired of being 'used' in unfair coronadynamics >going his 'own way'...
I'm just kind of winging this since it's a nothing burger to us blue collar folk in the Midwest literally no panic and still able to buy mask,water etc with no fuss
Caleb Allen
Does anyone have any updates on the Prime Minister of Slovakia? He was seriously ill with pneumonia a couple of days ago.
they won't tell us who it is, but the MP was on a work trip in Paris
Brayden Powell
NORTH CAROLINA REPRESENT. >A lot of the triangle fags have subscribed to the idea that "Racism is deadlier than the virus" bullshit. >Raleigh needs a cleansing and I can't fucking wait.
They basically say that the government handles the situation incompetently and that more drastic measures would be necessary,
Zachary Martin
>using just wash your hands unironically wellp
Michael Lewis
Any boomer that's not a retard has been around long enough to know they've never seen anything like this. World governments have never reacted this way to any other outbreak scare
Ethan Nelson
Shut the fuck up, nigger
Alexander Long
The treds are so fast when i finish reading one 2 more are finished already,
How can italy have so many hospitalisations percentage wise?
Logan Perez
2 cases in Croatia did a huge interview for our papers, their body temp barely went over 37.5C this whole time and they don't even really have symptoms. Don't you people have shower heads to wash your fucking ass with? The only thing I use tp for is blowing my nose and blowing my loads.
It’s just a flu they say. We’re all gonna die now!
Isaac Foster
Dr. John is based, but I have a hunch GCHQ had a chat with him and told him to knock off the doomer talk. He tamed his verbiage in the last few days by a lot.
Anons I currently have coronachan I feel quite well today like it's nearly gone. Just make sure to megadose vitamin C and take ibuprofen for the fever, because the fever can be very high.
Zachary Baker
jeez
Wyatt Brooks
Anons am I fucked if I have asthma, heart issues, and I'm immunocompromised?
> they will never refund anything if its for the corona virus, but of course they will refund money for people that were triggered by someone in the class (not joking). This is the sort of shit that makes me root for corona even harder.
Oliver Moore
FUCKING WHY? FOOTBALL FAGS ARE THE BIGGEST RETARDS
Henry James
IMAGINE STILL SHILLING FOR THIS NOTHINGBURGER.
>JUST WAIT TWO MORE WEEKS BRO.
THIS IS WILL BE A NON-STORY BY MAY. THE HYPE IS ALREADY DYING DOWN.
World Economic Forum summit in Saudi Arabia postponed over #coronavirus fears >World Economic Forum summit in Saudi Arabia postponed over #coronavirus fears World Economic Forum summit in Saudi Arabia postponed over #coronavirus fears >World Economic Forum summit in Saudi Arabia postponed over #coronavirus fears
Andrew Davis
So you damaged your liver as well as young lungs
Kevin Cruz
Fucking Inslee already acting like fighting this is gonna be a feather in his cap.
Jeremiah Martin
Bye mutt
Parker Campbell
I live in Nebraska and this isn't true. All the retail stores in my city are 100% sold out of hand sanitizer and masks. Rice is nearly sold out at my local Walmart. Bottled water and toilet paper supplies getting low too.
Lucas Bennett
>NORTH CAROLINA REPRESENT
We out here, bruh! Will let you know when Fayettenam falls to the coofers.
Have not had a coof, fever, sore throat, or any noticeable tickle in the lungs. However, I have had minor sniffles and post nasal drip for several days. Now I'm struggling to sleep because every time I drift off I feel my breaths are too shallow and I need to breathe deeper, so body kicks me alert into a full, conscious breath. Honest to god can't tell if these are symptoms or if I've psyched myself out hard.
Do I buy a crossbow gun with 12 arrows or do I buy a spear. It seems to me I can fight more people with a spear. Miss one with the crossbow, no team to reload before they fuck me up, right? Help this Eurofag decide. Switched to Yas Forums fuck Yas Forums right now
Asher Cook
Prime Minister that settles for an old leather bag settles for total devastation by a virus
Hunter Mitchell
Overwhelmed healthcare workers treating serious cases. Probably lots of undetected mild cases not even visiting the fever clinics.
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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE GOT COCKY CORONABROS!! HOW CAN THIS BE?! I SOLD ALL MY ASSETS TO HAVE LIQUIDITY > South Korea tests 140000 (unveiling even the most mild cases), mortality rate is 0.6% after all in line with the common flu Seems like all you have to do is to wash your hands after all.
Must be Omaha, you fags deserve it for thinking you're a real big city.
Kevin Mitchell
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Carter Reyes
I have the poor fag scott pro2000 version. Looks the exact same but doesn't take 40mm nato. On the bright side, the shipper fucked up and sent me 8 p3 filters by mistake
I did but my aloe vera all congealed at the bottom. Is that normal?
Nathaniel Nguyen
They didn't take it seriously
Elijah Hill
Check em'
Brandon Bailey
How fast is it spreading here?
Xavier Parker
I'll let you follow that advice and trust that they're right then.
Ayden Morales
A thought I have been having >American medical staff are not like China's, you wont be able to force them to expose themselves to do a shit-paying, thankless job > if they don't get proper equipment and ways to protect themselves, a very huge chunk of workers are just going to duck out of work once they see how debilitating this thing is. >Now, on top of the cases exploding and an already overly worked system, you now have people not showing up to work. >Hospitals are about to become body storage units and ghost towns
This. 35yr old here originally dismissed virus as another faggot distraction until that fucking doctor died, got real bad vibes about it plus the lol every 20s has a pandemic memes seemed engineered. Started digging into it and it's been obvious for months now this was something to worry about and prepare for.
Isaiah Campbell
Aight guys I just sold a few of my put options for a $2k profit. Feeling like spending it. What should I buy: - Two 2 hour sessions with a Korean/Chinese “companion” - an assault rifle + ammunition - 6 months supply of food - bitcoin
I know a nurse, she used to working a fucking respiratory ward, and she's saying things like "swine flu wasn't that bad and this won't be either, there will be a vaccine out soon anyway". If this is the level of expertise within the NHS we're fucked. You just know there's cunts out there who will develop symptoms but just go out anyway, just to prove a point about how unbothered they are. "It only affects you if you have underlying health issues" like they have a sixth sense of being able to detect the health and wellbeing of complete strangers they come into contact with
Hudson Sullivan
You'll be constipated from all the MREs and wont need to use it anyway.
I had a flu jab in late November, so it's very unlikely flu. I have all the common mild symptoms, and I'm surrounded by ching chongs
Brody Cook
so are they calculating the percentage based off of all people already tested? people who tested negative can still be infected right, I don't understand.
How can NRW have no hospitalizations if they have the deadly Iran strain?
Cameron Williams
I gotta say though. If this turns out to be a nothingburger Im leaving Yas Forums forever after being here for 5 years. I spent a bunch of money on shitty canned food and I put my life on hold for the past 3 months out of fear for everything crashing down. I would never believe you happening fags ever again
Aaaa shit my dudes. In estonia a 8th grader who returned from vacation in Italy wasn't feeling well the first day, felt better the next and went to school. Turned out that kid was infected. School of 900 got closed for at least 2 weeks starting now.
What will the infected number be next week? Any guesses?
First i was not too concerned. Now that shit is starting to hit the fan and has started spreading in my countrry. I am a "bit" worried to say the least. This shit is real, isn't it?
Josiah Peterson
How do u know
Isaac Hall
My school health center lady told me not to worry about it At worst 20% of the student body would need intensive care and 2% would die And it's not a Pandemic, it's a "Pre-Pandemic" So that means its fine
Justin Bennett
why would u prevent germany? oh right...
William Morris
I have niggers in the area. Would they still loot my house if I put a sign on my door saying we're infected?
Ethan Cruz
.40 is a law enforcement meme round. Boomers carry .45. Gen x carry 9mm and millennials carry .380 because they are all hipster faggots.
Just to be clear to everyone this whole "ttrain" thing is bullshit. Yes viruses mutate but that isn't what this is. Wuhan is where China is claiming the bad strain originated and was contained to. That is false.
Wuhan was the EARLIEST infected and started going through secondary infections before any other area which have a much higher mortality rate. The strain nonsense is just to obfuscate it. Italy and Iran are having higher mortality rates because they have been teeming with the virus for weeks and weeks now and are hitting the more dangerous second infection wave.
Boomers and sick people die from the first infection. The second infection is what is causing the current wave of deaths in Italy and Iran.
It shouldn't separate, your ratio might be off or maybe the aloe gel you have has some weird ingredient in it.
Adrian Evans
The problem is that most of the world can't handle the situation as well as them, their mortality will skyrocket too anyway.
Jordan Lewis
Off topic...but all the talk of pandemic pussy made me wonder about the dude in Hawaii that talked his sister into fucking him when that missile alarm went off a while back. Anybody remember that? Any follow up?
