Elon Musk and Grimes

I don't know if Elon Musk is /ourguy/, probably not much, but at least the guy is doing something, making things happen. That should allow him plenty of pussy choice.

So what did he chose?

Some bat shit crazy ((artist)), a lunatic leftist that will raise their child ((gender neutral)) and scar him for life, if he happens to be a poor baby boy.

Why, why, in the name of sanity, would someone like Elon Musk chose such low value pussy?

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i like her music and style.
are you just mad that smart ppl can actually get pussy, while you coom into an old sock names grimes
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Probably because he wanted to
Honestly who cares I'm happy for them

Kek

Will you fags kys and quit shitting up Yas Forums, the only people who like these fags are redditors and jews

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Grimes is /ourgirl/. She is, white, pretty and autistic and is happy to have been knocked up

That’s not his first or only kid by my understanding. If that’s true then this isn’t his first rodeo. First time moms say all sorts of shit. Give it two years.

Of course you do, you're a leaf.

I don't know her music, and her style is
> I'm not like the other girls

Did you register what I've said that she will raise the kid ((gender neutral))? Or this is just normal for leafs?

Grimes is a disgusting creatura. Musk must be brain damaged to get her pregnant. Imagine being worth billions having your pick of the hottest young women and knocking up a degenerate mutant like grimes

My gypsy

>Why, why, in the name of sanity, would someone like Elon Musk chose such low value pussy?

Good question. Because she is a witch! Just like Bezos ex. You see in those circle it is the Women who are all powerful. The men are just a front.

hey Op some times the crazy girl in bed is the best crazy girl in bed...she talked elon out of wearing a condom for the sole purpose of getting pregnant

>low value pussy
Nigger you haven't ever stuck your dick in crazy, have you?
When you have Elon Musk money, you don't need to give a shit about much else

She's a great artist

Claire is amazing. I'm not sure how anyone actually has the free time to come up with shit-posts like this. There is absolutely no humour to be found in this thread. Some kind of strange psychopathic jealously eminates from the OP. Cringetopia.

>not sticking benis in crazy

Some people will always remain plebs ...

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they're both celebrities, and those try to not marry "commoners". Beside that, Musk probably was jewed from the get-go. He's nothing more than a rich simp.

how do you know she will do this?

she is a witch, a men of science, usually nihilist is a easy target to deceivers

he's a billionaire and clearly the alpha in that relationship. also pumped and dumped amber heard. his kids will be raised how he wants.

also, he's lowkey somewhat /ourguy/... made references to kikes in media, made joke about "gentrifying mordor" which

>she is a witch

:DD

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admit on some levels they are both unique humans, especially elon. they are seeming opposites and that can help them keep each home in balance for a kid.
but you wouldnt know a damn thing about that because you never knew your dad and had a mom that didnt give af about anything but herself.
giving a kid a chance to be whatever he wants seems like a natural way to raise a kid in a fucked up world.
this is a kid who will more fucking chances in life than you could dream of along side a well of knowledge skill and creativity.
now go back to your coom sock, and dont forget to wash your hands afterwards. we dont want a train of hobos in your area getting corona from your daily blow bang sessions in the woods.

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She has quite an expected adventure ahead. The modernist expression of art being enhanced by constraints.
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That purple haired qt kind of looks like Rei Suzukawa from my favourite anime Mankitsu Happening

>elon's mother was a leaf
>elon has fathered all of his kids with leaf women

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AI as God. She has a lot to learn. Still, wish her well. Interesting artist.

What the hell did ol' Grimesy mean by this!

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>She is, white, pretty and autistic
I keep hearing people say she is autistic, but I don't see it. I hope it's true so their children will achieve peak autism and found a normie-free colony on Mars or something.

>Rei Suzukawa
Not sure what that is user

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Inb4 this child is the Antichrist

Doesn't really matter, he has several other kids already. Even if you dislike Grimes, it's not like she bears his sole heir.

Grimes isn’t anywhere close to low value. Only a pea brainlet would think that. How many girls are there on the planet that are pop stars who are deeply fascinated by topics like cybernetic augmentation? She’s one in a million. Their relationship actually makes perfect sense. They’re both extreme outliers in their respective fields.

The fact that Elon is a 300 iq billionaire is exactly why he would get with someone like Grimes. When you can fuck absolutely any woman on the planet you’re not going to get with some generic super model thot. You’d only do that if you were insanely boring, unimaginative, and low IQ. Also I know this is hard for Incels to understand but literally all women are libtards. The only exception is extremely damaged women that are desperate for male attention, those are your typical hard right types.

Not sure there is a tech anti-christos. Ahriman from Rudolph Steiner would probably be the closest equivalent archetype. I'm pretty sure that Incognito from the Hellsing anime was a version of this for the anime fan in the thread. It's basically, bad internet, skynet, AI overlord meme youtube.com/watch?v=SokbOV1KGtk

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I like her music but this last album reeks of masonic predictive programming

>extremely damaged women that are desperate for male attention
like who?

His fucking mum, soooooo yeah what else can I tell ya

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Because Elon's a natural born cuck. He's a beta-male. If you look into his background you'll see he's always been a bullied dork.

If you watch his public talks alot of that insecurity exudes off of him. He's always on the verge of spilling all his spaghetti and wavering trying to keep a facade of normalcy.
Elon is a super cringey guy

His shit-box of a pickup and it's first public debuts were full blown cringe

Musk had Amber Heard who is about 10000x times hotter and crazier than Grimes. Musk is an idiot. He downgraded in every possible way.

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How bout start with every single alt right icon and trad thot and extrapolate out from there. Women’s greatest strength is their high degree of empathy. Which naturally leads them to leftism. In an ideal world there’s nothing wrong with this. There’s supposed to be balance and compromise between the sexes. Men and women are supposed to cover each other’s blind spots. Women who abandon their natural empathetic feminine traits to adopt ultra masculine hard right ideologies are simply desperate for male attention. These women are rarely capable, competent, or independently successful. They have nothing else to offer besides “I’m not a libtard” which is frankly pathetic. Only low iq men that are themselves highly incompetent and terrified of strong and successful women would seek these types out.

He probably couldn’t stand the abuse anymore. Grimes maybe is a respectful and gentle person. But I would say Amber is pretty and the crazy part is very intriguing. She’s natural when it comes to insanity and I see Grimes more of a try hard for uniqueness.

> strong and successful women
> leaf
Checks out

I’m asking for examples of celebs or any famous ones who are like this.

fuck off with your celeb fan-fics.
you know nothing about these people.
you think you know so much better? the only thing you know better than their private lives is how to wipe your cum from your dogs asshole.

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the leaf, ladies and gentlemen...

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He probably just wanted to slam but people are stupid and think pulling out works every time. I'm glad she's keeping the baby, good for them. Maybe raising a child will make her get her shit together, I fucking hate Grimes.

Amber is a disease thot paid prostitute who fucked half of hollyweird

lmao like your pathetic life is any more attractive white knight computer fag.

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Tell me that again

>Maybe raising a child will make her get her shit together.
Will she quit making music?

This fucking picture is hysterical, thanks Leaf.

Aaahhh, Euahaueeau!
*wub wub wub woob woob*
Music so deep, like cybernetics and AI maan. Upload ur grandpappy to your amazon smart fridge maan!

A beta will always be a beta.

And unfortunately for Elon, that's exactly what he is. Getting rich didn't change his frame at all, he's a rich/successful guy in the shell of a beta.

You can always tell which end of the spectrum the guy is based on his choice of women. He likely has some kind of gothic type fetish that stemmed from his geek days, and since he has the means to pick now, he obviously is going to choose to fulfill what he wanted all those years of being a nobody.

This
Imagine having so little sex that you critique other people's choice for life partners. Besides have you watched him in Joe Rogan? He is clearly an autistic person

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Kiss me Elon

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Someone like Elon who is insanely competent and successful himself would seek out the same traits in a partner. Again not only are almost all women leftists but when it comes to ultra successful, highly competent women you’re talking about 99.99999% of those women being leftists. Any women who’s confident and sure of herself would trust in her natural empathetic feminine traits and follow the ideology that matches that. The women who are willing to sacrifice their own beliefs to adopt a facade to get a man are rarely confident in themselves.

As such someone who is low iq and incompetent would likewise seek out someone similar to themselves. In fact for a low iq incompetent male this is extra true because men often have a complex about women being more successful or out earning them. The women who adopt right wing ideologies and masculine traits also tend to pretend to be dumber than they really are. Again this is a tactic to attract men. However, it only succeeds in attracting insecure men that are terrified of the possibility of a woman being smarter than themselves.

Elon by his very nature of being insanely successful and competent himself can date a woman like this no problem. However I believe most men would not actually be able to date someone as successful, competent, and driven as Grimes. The whole thing would likely make them insanely insecure and they would get massively butthurt when a dispute arises and Grimes naturally doesn’t roll over.

Basically low IQ retard men like OP want retarded incompetent thots so they will never be made to feel incompetent or insecure in their own intelligence and abilities. Elon however has none of these shortcomings and as such would obviously date someone like Grimes.

I un-ironically get witch vibes off her, witch as in practices magick and occultic rituals. In reality this probably just teaches her the psychology of manipulating people and gives her the confidence/belief in her abilities so that she actually ends up getting her way. That's what the "real" witches of hundreds of years ago did.

>IT'S REAL
So, Musks mother used witchcraft and magick to make her son grow up to be a billionaire. Neet.

What would they even fight each other about?They seem peaceful and like they don’t enjoy drama. Why not wish them happiness?

Because they're both members of the crypto-jewish mafia. They've probably known each other since they were kids.

Musk has five sons plus a sixth one that was stillborn. If Grimes gives birth to a son and she turns Hollyweird crazy on it, expect the rest of the family to step in.

he came from Pretoria, you know he's a freak

He likes them crazy. This is his first wife, complete with crazy eyes.

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This is his second and third wife. He had a prenup that protected him in the first divorce so he stupidly married her again without a prenup and got divorce raped shortly afterwards.

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To do all these maybe he really loved her.