/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1659

OP IS A BASED SELF EMPLOYED NEET PROGRAMMER HACKER

NO ONE CAN STOP HIM
NO ONE

>r8 gear

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I N F E C T I O N ! ! !

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POST YFW BULGARIA ONLY HWHITE COUNTRY NOT INFECTED

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Kike thread.

Real thread here

(and its a good thing.)

Trusting krauts is just as dumb as trusting chinks.

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t. extreme retard. what is the difference between a mask and respirator?

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NEW COMPILATION IS UP
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based

unironically 10/10, get more filters

Why did the world not end on 5th March?

Fuck off fag

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. Theres a good reason why SK's rate of just SO MUCH lower than the other places. And the one isolated case study we do have, where we can count ALL of the infected, recovered, and death rates, the Diamond Princess cruise ship, shows a mortality rate of only .85%. And that's for an older population. Which means SK's rate is far closer to the true mortality rate.

BUT, with that said, mortality rate of .5% is still 10X deadlier than the flu and will still absolutely overwhelm hospitals to the point where they have to pick and choose who gets the equipment that will save their lives. Assuming as many people get it as the flu. We only need 3 million cases in the US for as many people to die from Covid as the flu, and we'll start to see hospitals go over capacity around 2 million cases.

Henlo megfren

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Does anyone have a graph/table with cases in Italy by days? From 31st Jan to present?

0 cases here

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nofuns/10
your gonna die bro.

Why does CoronaChan hate Shitaly so much?

Coronavirus is nothingburger with 0.1-0.6% lethality.
A severe flu.

Do not respond to cvg kike threads

level of protection

DIY HAND SANITIZER RECIPE:
>2 parts isopropyl alcohol (get the strongest concentration you can get)
>1 part aloe vera gel
>Optional: several drops of tea tree oil (smells good and also has antibacterial properties)

This shit is sold out everywhere and I think people are catching on because it's starting to get difficult to find rubbing alcohol as well...

MAKE A CVG STICKY

Based chink Dad. I wish him and his little one the best.

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it's the power of german engineering my friend. (diesel doesn't count)

SOURCE NIG

>CCP creating 3 shill threads
sorry guys it's nazi argentina or bust

>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
>AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING
AND THEY DONT STOP COOFING

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>tfw local stop & shop is completely out of water and toilet paper

Reminder to grab as many lolis and hebe girls as possible during the collapse.
Trade them for food and goods and use them for COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

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I have headache, I think it's over for me

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NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT, NOT THE BILLERINOS FROM ASIARINA. THAT'S REICIST!!!!.

Not gonna prep
fuck this gay earth, if shit collapses I don't want to go trough the hassle of having to rebuild society.

Life was good, living 23 years is better than living past that on a society were nobody can touch anybody and going out without a mask is certain death. And if it gets to the point were we have to rebuild the governent then fuck it, fuck this, and fuck everybody I prefer getting the damn virus and dying playing vidya.

You fuckers can stay here, in your man caves, fearing everyday about other people getting into your house. I will be dead and resting forever.

POST YFW & FEEL WHEN YOU WERE RIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOW THE NORMIES ARE WAKING UP

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seattle conference in a bit

youtube.com/watch?v=OmDsHtddk8E

what will they say?

twitter.com/realIrishDevil/status/1235279121816514560?s=20

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So how long untill Chinese numbers start to sky rocket again once the quarantine is lifted?

Based.
Fuck this gay earth anyway

Had booked a hotel for the gfs birthday Saturday. Honestly thinking of pulling the plug on it

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A respirator is a mask that filters.

Millions will die.

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>Theres a good reason why SK's rate of just SO MUCH lower than the other places
>43 dead vs 135 recovered

Real thread ^

OP of this thread is using kike fake numbers
>muh 3.4% but don't know actual infected number
Real lethality confirmed at max 0.6%
Shills btfo

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is respirator the same thing as a halfmask?

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I like how you try to turn being a pathetic coward into something you're proud of.

seems you have almost the same superior genes as us. Zero deaths, but under 10 cases, with tens of thousands coming back and forth from Italy, Spain and Germoney.

Or maybe you have similar lying authorities

anyone got an archive of the first cvg thread?

Respirators keep stuff out. Unless specified masks keep stuff in.

YOUR TP OR YOUR LOIFE

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Take your meds schizo.

>asking for sauce of a tweet

hi i just came from china

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twitter.com/business/status/1235979981559394304

>kike pushing fake 3.4% figure panicking people about a flu epidemic

can somebody pls post the sulfur dioxide info picture collage
help an user scare someone

>what will they say?
Quarantine probably.

>Why does CoronaChan hate Shitaly so much?
youtube.com/watch?v=fF0Cb7h6ZBQ

nice then turns out even though im a retard im protected, got my halfmask a while ago. i also got some antifog goggles

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SUNY Brockport has been decided to be the lockdown for kids coming back to NY. Less then 15 mins away. It's been good gents. Lock up the Bermuda triangle when the world ends.

>not taking the opportunity to become a man and rebuild society and most importantly yourself
Good, you won't be missed

the thing you posted is a respirator

Can i just wash my hand using soap ?

Good god man staying alive just for the opportunity to witness the happening should be excuse enough. An hero later, don’t throw in the towel yet!

Can you guys imagine the day an actually really deadly virus comes? We are so fucked.

slavpilled

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>people are are worried about some literally who flu that just passes through your body only killing a small procentage of the very old and very weak
>meanwhile they consume processed garbage everyday, barely exercise, smoke or drink which actually kills you

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im 2 lezy, enan

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My 2 year old starts to cough during the night, i have to pee all the time and I feel like my blood sugar drops continuesly. No fever or coughing but still scared as shit. Do I have Corona? Hungary

HI

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One of our cases was a guy that was in a hospital ward for 3 weeks while they treated him for other shit before testing him

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ITS STARTING IN MASSACHUSETTS

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Are you aware that the NASA GEOS-5 model that fuels the SO2 map is just a _model_, not a result of live satellite measurements?

Half = your pic
Full = covers the whole face

sorry i just saw it referred to ask a halfmask all the time

Imagine if everyone would die that couldn't lift 1/2/3/4.

Aggressive testing and a proactive medical system. The earlier you can get a sick person medical attention, the higher the chance of survival. The death rate will spike though once hospitals and the medical establishment breaks down.

Sounds comfy but hang in there user, there's always the unexpected.

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Tang et al. BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by Glasgow
NO TWO STRAINS
NO TWO STRAINS
NO TWO STRAINS
virological.org/t/response-to-on-the-origin-and-continuing-evolution-of-sars-cov-2/418

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thread theme: youtu.be/9L7mZH2u3Qc

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Are you sure that filter doesn't have ASBESTOS?

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>still being a nothingburgerer on March 6
embarassing.

OFFICIAL /CVG/ DUTCHPOSTER POWER RANKINGS

>God tier
Me

>High tier
Bill Mitchell poster (ironic)

>Low tier
Bill Mitchell poster (unironic)

>Shit tier
Loliposter

FUUUCK THAT'S MY PROVINCE it was nice knowing you bros...

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Chernobyl grade

sopa can rinse off virus from your hands and dishes but wont inactivate it or get rid of it

>0-7
that's fast!

They're prolly pulling a China and cooking the books. Might not be, but I could see it.

Have fun with these, from around 2014:

>SARS coronavirus without reservoir originated from an unnatural evolution, experienced the reverse evolution, and finally disappeared in the world

journals.lww.com/cmj/Fulltext/2014/07050/SARS_coronavirus_without_reservoir_originated_from.24.aspx

>Association Between HLA Gene Polymorphism and the Genetic Susceptibility of SARS Infection

intechopen.com/books/hla-and-associated-important-diseases/association-between-hla-gene-polymorphism-and-the-genetic-susceptibility-of-sars-infection

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Hand washing is great, but there are time where it is not an option when you're out in public. Hand sanitizer gel is more for those occasions.

There's also more room for error with hand washing if you don't do it correctly, so I've been using it after washing my hands as well.

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I should be more specific, mandatory quarantine for anyone exposed to confirmed or suspected cases. Shutdown of all schools, all sports events canceled, bars entertainment venues closed.

So let me get this straight.. you guys think it's funny that people are getting infected and dying?

kek

are ww1 masks any good against her

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twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1235974699206578176

> THE NIGGERING HAS BEGUN

> 10 NIGGERS CURB STOMPING A 15 YO TEEN GIRL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1235974699206578176

> THE NIGGERING HAS BEGUN

> 10 NIGGERS CURB STOMPING A 15 YO TEEN GIRL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

>AUVA cancels ALL surgeries in austria that aren't urgent
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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kino

this, even if this is a nothingburger i will remember it as a lesson for my whole life, i cannot trust literally fucking no one to help or protect people

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If you're good with ps can you photoshoop megumin into a hazmat suit? Ty

Happening fag spotted at airport

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>Welding gloves
How you gonna disinfect em?

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I think I have the coronavirus right now. I love in a city and I almost never get fever (last time I had it was like 10 yrs ago), but two days ago I had both high fever and coughing fits. All I did was rest and sleep and now fever has gone away but coughing still remains. If this is coronavirus...its not so bad. Just feel like a stronger flu.

Where do you think you are right now?

Only non schizos/autists can reply:

1- Is China lying about the gravity of the situation in its country and engaged in damage control?
2- Where are all the "recovered"?
3- How serious will this get?

Inb4 "you should've prepped ten years ago"

Dw I'm prepped enough, just want to know if I max out my credit cards and stop studying for my accounting exam.

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Yes.

Germany now at 670 cases as per worldofmeters and RKI. Still all coofing Krauts happy and kicking.

Category error. Respirator is the category, half-mask is the variant.

what’s up with the captcha fire hydrant fetish?

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Oh don't remind me of that. De Maizière once stated: "Parts of my answer would cause insecureness at the german population." lelkek. It's best if corona-chan would kill us all but no one is insecure before.

Coward were the motherfuckers sitting in the high positions for not going against communism after WW2. We could have had a china ruled by capitalism and democracy, that could have had high standards and not let some shitty virus escape their experimenting facilities.

k, good luck getting fucking killed by raiders.

My family only has food enough to go trough 3-4 months at any given time. And that is if electricity is not cut, if that's the case we probably would have enough for 1 month.

Its not like im gonna fucking kill myself lmao.

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im asking you for help to scare someone
not for besserwisser bla bla

Lmao stfu you gypsy trash. Hilter should have killed your people

...

For the guy in the last thread asking about Vitamin C.

Its used by the Chinese to help with oxygenation in their more severe patients. Doing anywhere from 5,000 MG to 20000 MG per day for them if I remember right. But its IV Vitamin C and normal Vitamin C has a lower absorption rate.

Glucose competes with Vitamin C uptake so Sunny D or any shit like that which has a bunch of sugar actually prevents your body from absorbing it effectively. The counter to this is eating very low carb with Keto being ideal as there is basically no competition for Vitamin C uptake.

Liposomal Vitamin C is the second best option to IV Vitamin C but its super expensive. Your stomach can only absorb about 500 MG of Vitamin C at a time so if you are doing large doses you need to spread them out over 10 to 30 minutes.

Lastly Vitamin C isn't a miracle cure. Some anons will meme it will completely protect you and is some perfect solution. It isn't and it is explicitly being used to help with oxygenation in cases where that becomes an issue. It won't likely help you unless you have that specific issue but you can't really OD on it and the worst you will deal with is diarrhea if you take too much of it but even that will go away after your body gets used to it.

So you can take it as you will but don't expect it to save you but it can help in certain situations and has no real downside to consumption.

Mask can protect chem and bio hazard

Resp for light particulates (dust)

Get a cbrn mask faggot

yes

no that sucks

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 12 (TWELVE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 12 (TWELVE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 12 (TWELVE) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE AT THE 95TH PERCENTILE OF ESTIMATED INCUBATION TIME- YOU ARE PROBABLY IN THE CLEAR
YOU MAY HAVE MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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It could be because South Korea found the Church cluster early thus inflating their numbers before giving them time to expire to death.

Hello fellow ROC user. We're fucked aren't we?

very

Absolutely Chad

BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF TANG

Taken together, Tang’s analysis tells us absolutely nothing about purifying selection within the viral outbreak. We have performed an additional analysis below to test for signatures of purifying selection in the SARS-CoV2 outbreak.

Additional methodological issue
The authors used the software PAML 2 (Yang et al. 2007) to estimate selection parameters. PAML does not allow for synonymous rate variation, but they explicitly state in the paper they believe there are mutational hotspots. Recent work has shown that false positive rates of positive selection inference are unacceptably high when such synonymous rate variation occurs (Wisotsky et al. 2020). Therefore, if there truly is synonymous rate variation, to reliably identify signatures of positive selection within the phylogeny of SARS-CoV2, methods which model mutation rate variation must be used (e.g., provided by many of the models from the Hyphy 7 package).

Summary
Given these flaws, we believe that Tang et al. should retract their paper, as the claims made in it are clearly unfounded and risk spreading dangerous misinformation at a crucial time in the outbreak.

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>imagine

it's here

When was the last time you heard any news from China? There are no videos. There are no tweets. Everything is on quarantine. God knows how many people are dead now.

How do we know it won't be contained before that happens?

It's Twitter. The source is Twitter. Retard.

You meant link

LITERALLY
NOTHING

kek id

Liquidator Aesthetics/10

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So first we need to relie in China numbers, expertise, blah, blah... now we have to distrut them?
Okay then.

it's google teaching ai to identify shit

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240584768/#q240584768

> think that was one of the first

>im asking you for help to scare someone

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>sniff sniff

BULLSHIT
>THE JEWS RELEASED A DIFFERENT STRAND IN ITALY THAN IN CHINA
BULLSHIT
>THE JEWS RELEASED A DIFFERENT STRAND IN ITALY THAN IN CHINA
BULLSHIT
>THE JEWS RELEASED A DIFFERENT STRAND IN ITALY THAN IN CHINA
BULLSHIT
>THE JEWS RELEASED A DIFFERENT STRAND IN ITALY THAN IN CHINA
BULLSHIT
>THE JEWS RELEASED A DIFFERENT STRAND IN ITALY THAN IN CHINA
BULLSHIT
>THE JEWS RELEASED A DIFFERENT STRAND IN ITALY THAN IN CHINA
BULLSHIT
>THE JEWS RELEASED A DIFFERENT STRAND IN ITALY THAN IN CHINA
BULLSHIT
>THE JEWS RELEASED A DIFFERENT STRAND IN ITALY THAN IN CHINA

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1. Yes, obviously. NO2 emissions and street traffic data indicate they aren't actually returning to work and factories aren't running

2. Who knows, it's China after all
3. Expect spanish flu levels of disruption to first world living. Most people will survive but global trade will have to be seriously reconsidered (it won't though) because of how fucked supply chains will be.

4. Don't max out your credit cards, this isn't the "final collapse."

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/24044856/
Here

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I like lockdown alertposter. He makes me feel comfy. Kinda like Gary.

okay now you're just fucken retarded

Kastrup?

>Every country is dead and will never be inhabitable again

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Pull it, not worth the risk. If she gets mad, kick her to the curb.

1- yes check this twitter for china leaks twitter.com/jenniferatntd and videos at nothingburger.today
2. IVE BEEN ASKING THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION FOR 2 WEEKS NOW, BUT I ONLY SEE RETARDS SAYING "ITS JUST A FLU BRAH". IM SURE THE MEDIA WOULD RUN TO ALL RECOVERED PEOPLE. SO GIVE ME THESE FUCKIGN INTERVIEWS NIGGERS
3. i dont know

>Norway has almost got the most infected per capita
>and that's a good thing

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yis zer

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>twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1235974699206578176

In Germany we say: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can never take the jungle out of the nigger.

Nothingburger confirmed 0.1-0.6% lethality>Nothingburger confirmed 0.1-0.6% lethality
Nothingburger confirmed 0.1-0.6% lethality>Nothingburger confirmed 0.1-0.6% lethality
Nothingburger confirmed 0.1-0.6% lethalityStop buying kike manufactured crises.

Basically what CBRN wears for decon lines

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Indiana infected
State of emergency

Why contain it?

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oof
yea they might as well just admit that every one of our hospitals is uterly infected.
welp quarantine of vienna in the next few weeks then.

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>baby's first Yas Forums visit

Lurk moar faggot

Should have went with a real plague doctor mask

>only non schizos/autists
*crickets*

1. yes, PPM of sulphur dioxide early on proved this.
2. home/reinfected at quarantine
3. the only reason why it's not fucked right now is because the media is giving the elites time to bug out to their bunkers. CEOs are resigning daily, give it 1 more month and your credit card will be useless because the bank will go broke.

eeeek!

Looks like Washington U closed too late. Staff member has it.

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>pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX
In Mexico officially there is 5 cases, but here is (from a couple of days)marked as 6, someone could pinpoint the cases or where are they (state/place inside Mexico) Thanks

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ITALY

>TOTAL CONFIRMED: 4636 (+778)

ACTIVE CASES: 3916 (+620), DIVIDED IN 1060 (-95) SELF-QUARANTINE, 2394 (+604) HOSPITALIZED, 462 (+111) IN ICU
DECEASED: 197 (+49) [AGE RANGE IS 62-95]
RECOVERED: 523 (+109)
TESTED: 36359 (+3997)

>TOTAL CONFIRMED: 4636 (+778)

ACTIVE CASES: 3916 (+620), DIVIDED IN 1060 (-95) SELF-QUARANTINE, 2394 (+604) HOSPITALIZED, 462 (+111) IN ICU
DECEASED: 197 (+49) [AGE RANGE IS 62-95]
RECOVERED: 523 (+109)
TESTED: 36359 (+3997)

NOT LOOKING GOOD AT ALL.

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200 million

My family isn't taking me seriously how do i make a crematorium?

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dun dun dunnnnnn!

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they should just give up
their AI must be retarded if it still doesnt learn after all these years

surprised even in norwegian your shitty article titles read exactly the same as the shitty article titles in english

Imagine when the quarantines start and the refugees chimp out

There's a lot of kike shills here today whoaaaaaa boyyy

>France literally giving up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>shills making a general
Kek, will fail like last time, you can't stop it.

Dude even tagesschau reports false numbers.
Just check yesterdays 20.00
I used to be a strong believer in state media, even internshiped for heute show. Love that shit. Its all falling apart right now

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Considering the drastic measures already taken have done buttfuck nothing to stop the spread, I don't think it can be contained.

Again with this bullshit.
How many cases?
How many dead?
Hoe many recovered?
Korea isn't special, the true mortality rate is yet to come.

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GIVE ME YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TOILET PAPER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Multiple call outs today from fellow wagebitches in Seattle to the point we are severely undermanned. Starting to really feel like it's happening.

the longer they teach it the better it is

just dont ever wonder why you have no friends

Where can I see this data of emissions and traffic?

lol

How do you make a crematorium? Dig a big fucking hole then all you need is petrol and a match.

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Every time lmao

2 chess players that been added in Ukrainian Myrotvorets assassinated in moscow.

Ukrainians killed them and no one care about it at all.

wthr.com/article/first-confirmed-coronavirus-case-indiana

Will they EVER stop surrendering?!

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S

Good, those who are too weak to live should die. Stream your suicide as long as we still have internet faggot

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Nice, kill of the shitskins, make france france again

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Is it too early to start binge drinking?

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Thank you! Be my fren!

fuck you eestis literally 4/5 of your infected passed through Riga, fuck globalism

APOLOGIZE
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1235926170371100672

>just the flu

>streamable.com/5rqln
Great stuff

China is always lying about everything and thinking they would somehow make an exception for this is the biggest cope I have seen in a while coming from seemingly reasonable people.

There may or may not be any recovered. There is some evidence to suggest this is a long term illness that stays with you. Alternatively they are being farmed for plasma to help cure the important people that get sick.

Very serious to the point of economic and possible societal collapse if the death rate is high enough but I don't think it will be. At the very least we will see the biggest economic collapse in the West since the Great Depression.

Fuck it! I’m staying alive just to witness the bio-punk era!

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What are the numbers in France so far? 600 or so? How can they wimp out already when other countries have it way worse?

Fucking NO, I've been dreading this thing from the start when the threads were full of nothingburger shills

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Yes.We warned them and they didn't listen,it's time for mockery.

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Rolling for jannies to get coronad

Replied to wrong post
There was an earlier one
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/24044856/

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what the FUCK is thismiami.cbslocal.com/2020/03/05/florida-coronavirus-cdc-testing-guidance/

White Flag

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but AI still sucks though

wrong thread euronigger

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Can't decide if I should rape Wegmans for supplies NOW or wait till it's really almost too late.
Weggies don't sell masks btw.
My wife is calling me paranoid, but I hope she comes around before were dead.

I wish they were still asleep desu
They deserve to die for their ignorance.