Hand sanitizer sold out all over nyc so I made my own. Anyone got any other tips for fighting this Jewish nothingburger?

I got a tip. Sting yourself with 10 bees every day. Their venom can kill bacteria and virus in your body. Apparently people with chronic lymes disease do this to stay healthy

We have been prepping for Corona for a while here in Africa.

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Yeah heres a tip:
Go about your business as if nothing has changed, because this virus is a farce.

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>acquire one medium sized mason jar
>1 bottle of metamucil
>16 servings of taco bell (any meal)
>spirit vinegar
>lemon juice
>paprika
>salt and pepper to taste

Consume taco bell
Consume entire bottle of metamucil (take as much water as needed)
wait until you have to defecate
proceed to defecate into mason jar
pour entire bottle of spirit vinegar, lemon juice, paprika and salt n peppa.

Mix thoroughly and allow to ferment for 30 days.

Once the fermentation process is completed you follow these simple steps.

>pour fermented kaka into cup
>squeeze fresh lemon to brighten the flava
>begin smearing all over chest
>leave on until skin begins to rot

This process is called "drainage" and it allows the medicine to extract the impurities within your body by bringing onto the surface where it becomes easier to cut out with a blade

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Hello, based department?

They say that pissing on your hands is just as effective as hand sanitiser.

Hey guys. Ive been making this for years. Im selling if any of you are interested. All natural.

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U can make a pot still using a teamaker. Just remove the temp limiter and add a coil of copper to the lid

>nothing burger
>made my own gay juice
kys user

Bacardi and follow up with a quick absorbing hand lotion

everyting okay , no panic. Just wash hands like regular flu. It is nothing to worry abrout at all burger. Continue normal life. Shop at Walmart pls

Apple juice ?

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Plz tell me this is pasta because thats a lot to type out for this bullshit

Add semen
Sell on Craigslist

Hand sanitizer doesn't kill viruses. Use soap and water. You can mix it in a spray bottle to disinfect surfaces.

oldfag stuff

knowyourmeme.com/memes/jizzus-christ

At first it seems like it's a lot of shit but the spirit vinegar breaks down the feces in about a week.

UK here. Just got back from supermarket, all kitchen towel and canned tomatoes sold out. Girl at kiosk told me people have been stocking up on supplies all day, even one guy who spent almost £1500 on supplies and who hired a van to take it all back home. Wtf is happening, its literally just flu

>seething faggot terrified of Corona because the AIDS from ass-sex has destroyed his immune system
It's not a nothing-burger for you. It is for us.

Nice, but we both know the alcohol in that isn't strong enough to disinfect. You gotta distill it.

Selling your own piss to stupid yanks?

3 percent fatality rate if only 1/3 the population of the US gets it, will be 1 million dead.

Seems like the mask has slipped and the propaganda networks and the experts are exposed.

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>Hand sanitizer sold out all over nyc so I made my own. Anyone got any other tips for fighting this Jewish nothingburger?
1. Buy a spray bottle
2. Fill with Water
3. Add some bleach
4. ???
5. Profit! (with your sanitizing solution. don't use on your body or foods, obviously dumbass)

dhhs.nh.gov/dphs/holu/documents/hom-sani.pdf

cdc.gov/disasters/bleach.html

>hand sanitizer to fight air born plague
at least you wont catch the flu while youre huffing coronavirus on your public transportation.

dont listen to this guy.
distilling is both and art and a science, escpecially without proper equipment.
Dont drink the heads or youll go blind.

If you can make crystals thats a pretty good income when SHTF

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yes I improvised one today. 75% alcohol 25% water.

>airborne

This is not true airborne as in the persist in the atmosphere. Which is far deadlier.

This is droplet transmission. Meaning you have to get Chang's spit in your mouth eyes and nose to get infected

dude fuck you, you wanna kill him?

Before you spread reciped that do not work:

The WHO has a recipe out there.
It is cheap to make and actually proven to work.

But yeah, just keep doing it like the russians and use Vodka lol. I am sure you will be fine. Because no advice on the internet has been bad advice ever. :^)

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Multiple reports claim that surface infection is the leading vector of the virus.
You need to pay more attention.

thinking american elections are the centre of the universe. this is a global crisis

its literally chinese culture to get into enclose environment with other humans, like on a bus, and to hack and cough as much as possible.
also you live in canada, a liberal place that pushes shit like public transportation and is stuffed to the brim (on one side) which literal chinese. Your country also begs for immigrants, accepting so many that literally 20% of your population is foreign born, and this statistic excludes their children which were domestically born.
basically youre fucked, stay safe bro.

its on a spectrum. this one is in the middle

I'll take 8

Did I say to mix them? That is not a mixture's recipe, simple list of antiviral/antibacterial stuffs

no you didnt, sorry my bad.

waht happens when u mix them ?

Says the memeflaggot faggot whose country is so irrelevant he resorts to memeflags.

If you believe this you're a literal retard. Rednecks have been doing this for years. Yes, throw out the first jar that comes out of it (or use it for the purpose intended in this thread as a sanitizer).

kys faggot.

Colloidal silver and a nebulizer. Silver nanoparticles are extremely effective at disabling viral capsid's that use the fumarin protein to enter cells.
Drinking the silver solution won't work. You only absorb 50% of the silver and there is no targeted delivery to affected areas. In this case, the throat, sinuses, and lungs. A nebulizer will turn the silver solution into mist you can inhale for direct administration.
Covid 19 has an HIV virus sequence inserted into it (anyone who says this wasn't done on purpose is a stupid faggot). The sequence in question codes for fumarin protein in the viral capsid. It enters cells the same way HIV does.

Here is the study on silver's effectiveness versus HIV capsids.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2818642/

redneck here, youre just a bug minded gook.
What I said is correct, and your argument against me is literally just the argument I made.
You have contributed nothing other than showing canadians are still the worst posters on this website.
go back to china town and take lots of deep breaths.

The point at which most of the Methanol is distilled and Ethanol is starting to be distilled is easily identifiable by comparing the boiling points of Methanol and Ethanol.

Oh no my fee fees. You can literally spend 5 minutes on the Internet and figure out how you distill alcohol.

As such, faggot rednecks like you can do it.

use actual soap stupid.

Sure - with a reflux still. With a pot still just use the tried and true rule of thumb.

homedistillers.org is a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

Drinking wild grape shine as we speak.

Its usually the first 100 ml that is Methanol.
Don't drink the first 150 ml if you really wanna be safe. That depends on the size of your still and how much you are distilling at once. But I am pretty sure its the first 100 ml / 10L in the pot.

kek

Dude wtf. That doesn't sound very sanitary.

I got some crystals for your newfag ass

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I'll give you the only serious and correct answer in this thread:

>1 part aloe vera gel
>2 parts isopropyl alcohol

Mix well or else it'll separate. Funnel it into the container of your choice.

big taco bell lobbyist in this thread