/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1658

► Detected: 101,565 ► Died: 3,461

>NEWS
Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Indonesia police seizes 60,000 masks
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White House admits they lack tests
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>RESEARCH
18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Rapidly mutating
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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>LATEST CASES
11:05: 59 new cases in Belgium.
11:01: 1,234 new cases and 16 new deaths in Iran. A 17th death mentioned in the source was previously reported at 19:53 on 5 March.
10:29: 48 new cases in Madrid, Spain.
10:28: 28 new cases in Malaysia.
10:21: 1 new case in Queensland, Australia. The patient recently returned from Iran.
10:20: 2 new cases in Indonesia.
10:12: 6 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-many-americans-have-been-tested-coronavirus/607597/?preview=3-4FLneYp3QF4ooMLWUN_KtUiR8
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twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1235696925778653185?s=19
protezionecivile.gov.it/risk-activities/health-risk/emergencies/coronavirus
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,576 (3,042) ► International 20,989 (419): S. Korea 6,593 (43) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 4,636 (197) D. Princess 696 (6) France 577 (9) Japan 420 (6) Spain 386 (5) USA 239 (14) Switzerland 214 (1) UK 163 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 60 (2) Thailand 48 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 40 (3) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 578 Singapore 130 Norway 116 Belgium 109 Sweden 101 Malaysia 83 Bahrain 60 Kuwait 58 Austria 55 Canada 49 Greece 45 Iceland 43 India 31 UAE 29 Denmark 23 Czechia 18 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Ecuador 13 Ireland 13 Portugal 13 Russia 13 Croatia 11 Qatar 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Brazil 9 Georgia 9 Romania 9 Slovenia 7 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 S. Arabia 5 Poland 5 Indonesia 4 N. Zealand 4 Senegal 4 Chile 4 Hungary 4 Bosnia 3 Dom. Rep. 2 Luxembourg 2 Morocco 2 Argentina 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Cameroon 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +167 (+30) S. Korea +309 (+1) Iran +1,234 (+16) Italy +778 (+49) France +154 (+2) Spain +104 (+2) USA +18 (+2) UK +47 (+1) Netherlands +46 (+1) Germany +33 Japan +56 Switzerland +94 Singapore +13 Norway +22 Belgium +59 Sweden +7 Malaysia +28 Bahrain +5 Austria +12 Canada +12 Thailand +1 Greece +14 Iceland +8 India +1 UAE +1 S. Marino +2 Denmark +3 Czechia +6 Egypt +12 Finland +3 Portugal +4 Russia +6 Croatia +1 Qatar +3 Estonia +5 Brazil +1 Romania +3 Slovenia +1 Pakistan +1 Philippines +2 Poland +4 Indonesia +2 Bosnia +1 Dom. Rep. +1 Bhutan +1 Cameroon +1 Vatican +1 Peru +1 Serbia +1 Slovakia +1 Togo +1 Total +3,291 (+104)

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Friendly reminder, some big retard like me is coming for your stash and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Sneed.

Reminder to grab as many lolis and hebe girls as possible during the collapse.
Trade them for food and goods and use them for COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

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16 confirmed cases in Palestine

Why isn't Africa infected? Or are they just not reporting it?

not with some shitty 10 round or less cuck state mag

What ratio of bleach to water do I use to spray down anything that gets delivered?

e.vnexpress.net/news/news/vietnam-confirms-17th-covid-19-patient-4065517.html
New case for Vietnam

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>India, population 1.339 billion. 30 cases over two months

it spreads through toilet paper?

It 100% is infected, they just can't test for it most likely.

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Zoomer prepper continuing with updates, small infodump too.

>FIRST CASE OF COMMUNITY SPREAD IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
>signs that this might be approaching exponential growth in Canada
>first cases in Kitchener (massive Asian population), Missisauga and potentially the York Region.
>normies still saying "it's just a flu"
>Calgary cases are likely about to spike, corona-woman walked for a week without symptoms
>British Columbia is about to get a lot worse, massive Asian population

Things are about to get a lot worse.

Remember:
>any sort of mask is better than no mask
>mask =/= respirator
>clean your respirators regularly
>stock up on alcohol and extra filters for respirators, they run out quickly

I've been using the 3M half-face respirator with the classic organic-vapour/N95 particulate combination, and so far, in my experience:
>vapour cartridges can last for days (been wearing one for 4 days now, no difficulties in breathing yet)
>N95s wear out after around 12 hours of use, can be stretched to 18 hours
>respirators are superior to masks, and easier to wear for longer periods of time (they don't stink as badly either)

If you can't find N95 filters or organic cartridges, remember that P95 filters can still be very helpful.
Any protection > no protection.

Stock up on:
>rice
>beans (canned AND dry)
>means of filtering water (carbon filters, lifestraws, Britas, RO systems)
>proteins - preferably whey
>multivitamins
>vitamin C

WHEN STOCKING, DON'T FALL FOR CARBS-ONLY.
Meals should preferably consist of CARBS, FATS and PROTEINS, with a serving of vegetables for nutrients and vitamins.

YOU CAN FREEZE MILK, especially bagged, and it'll last for a lot longer that way.

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DUDE IT WAS AT 100,000
NOW 101,000??????????

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Can someone post the Corona/Market memes?

Nothingburger. Quit LARPing Yas Forums. You will not be a post-apocalyptic hero. This is going to blow over and you will have to live with the reality. You're a loser. You're a loser who for a second had a glimmer of hope because of a silly media hyped cold.

80k ppl have to die from the coronavirus for me to worry in the US.
That is when everyone will start to panic

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Remember to have some means of protecting yourself, and remember the philosophy that something is better than nothing.
If all that you can get is a realistic airsoft gun or even a spray-paint can with a lighter, that's still going to be better than to surrender and face certain death/slavery.

For cucked countries:
>air rifles (hollow-point leather pellets, preferably >400fps)
>MELEE WEAPONS - in urban confrontations, especially in small apartment buildings, these are invaluable - go for spears, machetes, combat knives and swords
>don't get throwing/ranged weebshit weapons unless you know what you're doing - don't try LARPing with shurikens or throwing darts, you'll get yourself killed
>primitive flamethrowers for crowd deterrance (from something like a super soaker with gasoline and a torch in front to paint cans with lighters to industrial gasoline torches)

ON STORING RESPIRATORS:

A charcoal filter/organic vapour filter will last for roughly six months without replacement AFTER being opened. Still, it'll soak up contaminants, and if you live in a polluted area, it won't last that long.

As such:
>remove your VAPOUR/CHARCOAL filters from your respirator and store them in a PLASTIC zip-bag
>remove your PARTICULATE filters, and store them in PAPER bags
>clean your respirator and hang it by the door for easy access
>keep the VAPOUR/CHARCOAL filters in bags so as to keep yourself from contaminating them and to prevent THEM from contaminating YOU

Remember to tell your loved ones to prepare too. Make sure to have some sort of rendezvous plan in place in case shit really hits the fan.

Make sure to stay safe, anons, and good luck to all.

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1 new case in my hood
Am i finished? What should i do now?
(I have a mask gask, but i dont think thats useful against this shit)

IM LITERALLY SHAKING

Remider to discord trannies:
If you advertise your server here it will be reported to the furfag discord mods for racism, antisemitism, sexism, etc.

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AMERICA HAS TESTED FEWER THAN TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE
>AMERICA HAS TESTED FEWER THAN TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE
AMERICA HAS TESTED FEWER THAN TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE
>AMERICA HAS TESTED FEWER THAN TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-many-americans-have-been-tested-coronavirus/607597/?preview=3-4FLneYp3QF4ooMLWUN_KtUiR8

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>sup y'all it's ya boy - Asmongold

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God Bless you people, I have a feeling that March will show it spreading around very fast, April food supply can be in danger? Or is it too fast?

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How is China doing?

They dont have test kits and we dont care about em anyways

Get them into Israel.

Nah you should be fine, just dig underground tunnels and plant booby traps like last time

>778 new cases of coronavirus and 49 new deaths
MAMMA MIA!

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they barely have food, there is no way they can afford a test kit

extremely based

NOBODY is in a position to hand out gibs to africans for free

Community spread in BC canada

TODAY I HAD A CONFIDENTIAL CONVERSATION WITH A NURSE AT A MAJOR DUTCH HOSPITAL. SHE SAID THEY ARE HIDING MANY CORONA PATIENTS TO PREVENT MASS PANIC. THE FIGURES ARE A LIE. STOCK UP ANONS

>no gloves
>alone
RIP

>I have a mask gask, but i dont think thats useful against this shit
Corona-chan will purge the world of retards

Even i cringed a bit.

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Boston has exported 2 cases....
Boston is a hot zone
>WARNING

they cant afford more testing kits

Reminder that initially all governments lie about the numbers so stock up until there is mass panic

>Gets countered and infected by a single pit bull
You better bring a 4 year old as a decoy or you are fucked.

Pennsylvania possibly has two unconfirmed cases, towards the Pittsburgh area. It was inevitable.

>frozen milk in bags
sounds horrible

Protezione Civile is buying 5000 more respirators for ICU beds.

What the fuck.

>goes with raider build
>dies first day
You're in the wrong country for that strategy.

No, remember you were going to spare me :)
Man, we go way back now..

How much worse do you guys think it would be in a month from now? I already had a flight booked for London that I made last year. I don't care if I die of some shitty virus but I don't want to catch it on my way to visit my parents and give it to them.

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Algeria has 17 cases
If the virus gets in Lybia Syria or Turkey it's game over for them.

We are back at +3000 confirmed and +100 deaths a day

The virus isn't so comfortable in warm climate

Was the nurse cute though user? Did she have nice milkers?

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Have to admit I’m pretty disappointed. This whole thing is looking like it is being way overhyped by the media. Barely 80,000 people got sick in CHINA of all places. The rest of the world will be fine

I swear by holy tiddies of Corona-chan if ill see this stupid question once more i will shoot myself right here.
Who even cares about niggers dying? Nobody. Not even other niggers.
Also
>Nigeria
>Togo
Africa is already infected.

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>still 3rd outside China
NOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT MY 2ND PLACE BACK

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ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-5690016,00.html

Israel +4

>India is the largest provider of generic drugs globally. Indian pharmaceutical sector industry supplies over 50 per cent of global demand for various vaccines, 40 per cent of generic demand in the US and 25 per cent of all medicine in UK.

Is that fish antibiotics on your vest? if so you have my deepest prepper appreciation

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Italy down, will cook spaghetto this evening, you will not be forgotten

Every country is doing the same.
Te west cares more about money than you

Everyone in china is wearing a mask....

I wonder much we must wait for until it start to happens here.

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Add 898 suspended and 2 confirmed to the Netherlands next thread

A student association named Vindicat went to north Italy for winter sports
2 of their members already got it
Groningen is fucked

nu.nl/coronavirus/6035190/ggd-neemt-maatregelen-voor-terugkeer-van-900-vindicat-leden-uit-italie.html

That's a lot of money.

Adhd patients are going to be forgetful starting next month.

That's the thing though, it's not being hyped enough for normies to give a shit.

Friendly reminder to wash you hands.

Trump signed a 8.5 billion dollar thing to fix corona virus

8.5 billion for flu bro

Corona chan finally got to us,
FUCKING CHINKS CAN'T KEEP THEIR FILTHY MOUTHS AWAY FROM SOME DIRTY MEAT

Can you give me some more evidence for that?
Or at least how many patients are they hiding?

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less red = more dead

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Does anyone have a graph/table with cases in Italy by days? From 31st Jan to present?

HAND OVER THAT SWEET SWEET TP

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Don't be too cocky

wont be enough

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when are the pasta numbers dropping?

But masks aren’t effective?

Digits for excavator burials

So they just quarantine an area near my house (about 2-3km) or something.
I am scare that they will quarantine or street tomorrow. I really confused right now.
But anyway, its nice knowing you

So does the East.

The problem with cartons is that they keep bursting. Bags on the others hand..

Looks atrocious, especially 'cause it separates into buttermilk and other components, but if you thaw it, it'll be alright.

This way, it lasts up to 6 months.

WHY IS THE STOCK MARKET CRASHING PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SELLING ITS JUST THR FUCKING FLU RREREEEEEE

checked

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>accelerates
godspeed

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Yes but you have to pay a tithe. 20% of initial supplies and 15% of raid loot.

can that plexiglass handle 308? 338?

Lookner Livestream! Be sure to thank Amberlicous.
youtube.com/watch?v=oX-vCYX5UZA

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I would recommend a lightweight, easy to carry axe. They're plentiful and cheap.

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what where the numbers for italy yesterday? is it accelerating?

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Hand sanitizer is sold out everywhere, so make your own.

DIY HAND SANITIZER:
>1 part isopropyl alcohol (strongest concentration you can get. 90%+ preferred, but 70% will do in a pinch)
>2 parts aloe vera gel

Mix well and funnel into some recycled soap or shampoo bottles. I also put some into some little travel liquid soap containers to carry with me.

Togo iz infect

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Uh lads why is the death rate in Italy 4%?

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No cases in Bulgaria and 7.1%
350+ In Spain and 8.1%

nt yellow teeth cunt

I was observing this since like 10 January. This whole shit its like watching Chernobyl catastrophe 5 minutes before button press... The sad part is I really think we are "before" button press.

Rate my prep

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PROTEZIONE CIVILE HEAD CHIEF COOFING

Soon they will shut down the whole city just like China
Guys, it's nice knowing you and shitposting together

*ahem*

I'd like to declare a-

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wrong numbers pal

3.916 sick and 197 dead
620 new cases and 49 new dead

It's basically stable. More deaths but same number of infected.

>what where the numbers for italy yesterday?
Around 780 something, I think?

Even a slingshot is better than airsoft.

What if shes just a woman? Have you talked to a male nurse or a real doctor

I mean Vince is going to hold WrestleMania in 4 weeks which is 5 events (4 with 10-15k people and one with 70k) with people from 90+ countries

Literally gonna do it unless the government stops him. It's gonna explode

The monkey sells this
Here's a (you)

youtube.com/watch?v=3ra55D-AN_Y

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308 yes. .338 no.

It isn't.

Any dutchbro got a link or source of possible infection within the ski group of those students up north?

You WILL get in the pod.

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This thing is literally unstoppeable, under total quarantine it only grows slow ,without it it grows absurdly fast.

It does not stop every second it's gaining strenght.

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Italy is the only country testing post-mortem, as far as we know

weaponize it and use it against the jews

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And this is from only the known cases. The real death rate is likely over 10%.

What are your predictions for the US in a month? Straight up panic or still slow?

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my butterknife is even more dangerous than that

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Guys lets be honest for a minute.

This thing is already completely out of control. Leading virologists already said that 40 to 60% of humanity could get it. So we are really getting millions of dead.

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stop

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What did Iran and Italy look like 1 month ago?

you forgot the food

>You can freeze milk
Have you niggers never heard of powdered milk?

Get more water.

My loot looks pretty good DESU.

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nah, jeets shake hands like we do

Sorry, but you guys are phuc'ed.

Aye, a Germanbro also suggested an axe - I keep forgetting to add it to the list. The question is, would a lightweight axe be better, or a heavy war axe?

Both?

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Nice touch with that fresh meat on your coach

Estimo que una o dos semanas. Una vez empiecen a salir más casos y hayan bastantes casos en Venezuela es cuando esto si va a estar candela.

FUCKKK WHAT MASK DO I NEED TO BUY, IS P1 ANY GOOD?

How long till south germany lockdown? Pretending to be ill for 10 Days now, can't fool my environment any longer soon!

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BREAKING: Italy reports 778 new cases of coronavirus and 49 new deaths, raising total to 4,636 cases and 197 dead
>BREAKING: Italy reports 778 new cases of coronavirus and 49 new deaths, raising total to 4,636 cases and 197 dead

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235976888595763202

You better get ready to die
You better get ready to coof

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> Italy 4,636 (197)
Jesus.We are always right but i wish we weren't right about this,it's literally looking black plague 2.0

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Pretty good but needs moar kot

based

Great start user. What your plan for next month?

Because its spreading so quickly that they are only testing those that are presenting significant symptoms, there are likely thousands more infected.

just give it a couple of weeks

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Someone redpill me on the permanent damage it does to the lungs

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I need MORE DEAD MORE DEAD MORE DEAD MORE DEAD MORE DEAD MORE DEAD MORE DEAD MORE DEAD MORE DEAD MORE DEAD

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1 : 1

Argie bro my stupid bomer mom is going to vacation in Argentina next week

Can you send me infected links she thinks it's a nothing burger

Back to /ptg/, shill

Even if it isn’t a big deal Americans are going to panic. Americans live in a bubble and the moment anything actually interferes with their lives they panic.

eat the cat

Fat cunt

Did anyone else realize that’s a fucking monkey and not a cat by their legs?

requesting funny pics of chink homemade hazmat suits

its actually 37%
You don't divide deaths by current cases.
Either two outcomes from a sickness:
A - You recover
B - You die

197 dead / 520x recovered

>open my door
>knife in your neck
>stagger around in shock before you figure out how to pull the trigger with blood pouring from your body
>free gun for me

Can someone photoshoop megumin into hazmat?

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Fuck the economy, fuck your money and fuck the market.

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kek

>skin exposed
what are you going to do when the virus combines with some fungi and starts invading your body

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Kukri is a better chopping weapon.
They even make fuckhuge ones meant to decapitate buffalo in one swing.

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a-are you the coomer poster?

Even Corona-Chan is disgusted in India

G-guys I am beginning to think this is a somethingburger!

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No, im not british.

there was a thread talking about that shit last night

Unknown source. But i just texting my friend, and her parent work for the VCP, and she said that she is in a remote area (Da Lat) to avoid the outbkreak
I know that they are hiding, but i cant tell how many

we got 800 new cases just today
5 mins ago update
4636 total pozzed

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AL user here, just heard there’s 7 possible cases here in Mobile, 6 at one hospital and 1 at another.

Remember the good old days?

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twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1235696925778653185?s=19

would you die for the economy bros?
someone has to take one for the team

COOF AND SNEEZE! GOOD LUCK CORONA CHAN !

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no, you need p3

Big gey

What rifle is that? Looks like something from WW1

Contagion is required viewing for this happening.

Why do people still believe China number???

How good does it feel to be right bros? While all the normies are slowly realising this isnt a nothing burger

which would make the death rate lower as a % then?

Argentina is safe because it's summer. She's more likely to get infected in the US right now. Argentina will be a disaster when winter hits.

Going to walgreens (had like 600 dollars worth in points) Already spent a shit ton of dollars points on canned food, water, peanut butter, and electrolyte water as well as misc stuff like board games to pass the time and OTC medicine, specially theraflu and painkillers

Was thinking about buying some vitamins, any help on that prep bros?

You fucker

>Just the yearly flu billions, bro

>Finally open my dream business to stop being NEET
>End of the world hits

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She couldnt specify because she wasnt allowed in that area of the hospital. But she was serious. Got a cold a week ago herself and did a Corona test to make sure. She also said that they didnt test many people who might have Corona but no airway troubles yet and just told them to wait it out at home

Fuck, I forgot to buy a cat, I bet they're sold out now.

Sneaky bastard. Here's your (you).

Your basement ceiling is tiny.

Did you mug Oompa Loompa's for that house?

>Uh lads why is the death rate in Italy 4%?
Just wait until the hospitals get overwhelmed

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>197 Italians dead
>0 krauts dead, with only 2 in serious condition

What the hell is happening

DO NOT use knifes or tiny axes. Seriously take 10 seconds to think about what you would do with a short little blade against someone with a club or a spear.

Shields are also underrated.

>super soaker with gasoline
are you retarded

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F

what are you trying to say?

Someone please

Look me in the eye when you pull the trigger

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How do you got a pet monkey

what about p100 filters? for how many days can you use them before having to change them?

I am pretty disappointed. I thought the DOW would go below zero, but it only lost 4000 points.

>Yesterday: 87 infected confirmed
>Today: 181 infected confirmed
Take-off phase initiated, swissbros.

ISWYDT

Her Boyfriend is a Brit
Fucking race traitor i swear to god. They some how hate us and also want to fucked us
Nice knowing you user. I should start preping now desu

You need none! Just stay at home and tape the vents!

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Month is about 2 incubation periods, do it will be much worse. Right now Europe reports few hundreds of cases every day, month from now it might be in thousands

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Great tip, thanks fren. Stay safe.

i could simply pull your arms off

CoronaChan hates Shitaly

smug, I feel very smug but I try not to express that with my family. I really do want them to live and I know being smug wouldn't help.
That being said anyone else I am a smug jackass too

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we are fucked

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>1300 tested in Stockholm
>80 cases

6% already, so that's over 500 thousand cases only in Sweden if the rest of the country has the same ratio.

Recovery takes longer than dying.

With time it will be more like 10%

germany is lying,duh.

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>40 to 60% of humanity could get it
This is... Well... VERY optimistic statement. Think of 95%, that's mire realistic.
We're not in 1918 anymore, in needs only hours to spread decease from one continent to other, not months.

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1891 Mauser. Was used in combat in more wars than id possibly believe a rifle could be used. But all the import and capture marks are incredible. Specifically used on both sides in the Sino Japanese wars, ww1 and ww2

It's like that everywhere but no one is aggressively testing but them and South Korea

Where exactly?

>that mag
embarassing, might aswell nogunz

don't fuck with fudds then, every over 30 dude into guns around me has a 338 or a 416. Big fun. Good luck with the raiding!

Hitler’s revenge on Italy for being so useless during the war

I work for a news radio station that's in a college town. Apparently several student classes returned from Italy a few days ago and the people at the station said that they are not concerned because the flu kills more people every year. Also the host I work for went on a cruise last week around the Florida Keys and she leaves tissues everywhere.
These are the people who report news. Some news people are blatantly covering up but some are completely oblivious and think this is nothing. I'm slightly spooked.

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Go LARP somewhere else you weak faggot

spear is best
youtube.com/watch?v=afqhBODc_8U

>raiding in the first year.

You burgers may not want to hear it but the American goverment can lock up its peasent better than the chinks can.

You are going to have to wait a year atleast before you can be a marauder

No, you

Doesn't werk

OPEC tried to get Russia to cut oil output but couldn't
It's happening
The petrodollar is kill

The house was built for some one who's 5'11"

user, I see you often here posting and always I'm wondering why do you always post here in spanish?

kek

it's ok. before coming back to Hanoi she already spread the damn thing all over Bongland, Frogland and Pastaland
stupid cunt I swear

Wait, What happens? Aren't you guys already clear of all Corona-chan?

screencap or something user

Your laziness will be noticed by corona-chan

OFFICIAL /CVG/ DUTCHPOSTER POWER RANKINGS

>God tier
Me

>High tier
Bill Mitchell poster (ironic)

>Low tier
Bill Mitchell poster (unironic)

>Shit tier
Loliposter

Feels fucking awful man. Wish we were wrong for once. These are the last days of the tendie timeline, everything will change, we will all know true grief and pain the coming months.

Just wait until after melodifestivalen at friends tomorrow
Shit's going to go bananas