/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1657

► Detected: 100,776 ► Died: 3,412

>NEWS
Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Virus affects blood circulation
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French lawmaker tests positive
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15 million to die, $2.3 trillion recession
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Indonesia police seizes 60,000 masks
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
doi.org/10.31219/osf.io/usztn

23 year old football player dies in Iran
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>REMINDER
Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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H1N1 had 14,000 confirmed deaths, yet WHO estimates 284,000
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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>LATEST CASES
11:05: 59 new cases in Belgium.
11:01: 1,234 new cases and 16 new deaths in Iran. A 17th death mentioned in the source was previously reported at 19:53 on 5 March.
10:29: 48 new cases in Madrid, Spain.
10:28: 28 new cases in Malaysia.
10:21: 1 new case in Queensland, Australia. The patient recently returned from Iran.
10:20: 2 new cases in Indonesia.
10:12: 6 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,576 (3,042) ► International 20,200 (370): S. Korea 6,593 (43) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 3,858 (148) D. Princess 696 (6) France 577 (9) Japan 420 (6) Spain 386 (5) USA 237 (14) Switzerland 214 (1) UK 163 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 60 (2) Thailand 48 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 40 (3) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 578 Singapore 130 Belgium 109 Norway 108 Sweden 101 Malaysia 83 Bahrain 60 Kuwait 58 Austria 55 Canada 48 Greece 45 Iceland 43 India 31 UAE 29 Denmark 23 Czechia 18 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Ecuador 13 Ireland 13 Portugal 13 Russia 13 Croatia 11 Qatar 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Brazil 9 Georgia 9 Romania 9 Slovenia 7 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 S. Arabia 5 Poland 5 Indonesia 4 N. Zealand 4 Senegal 4 Chile 4 Hungary 4 Bosnia 3 Dom. Rep. 2 Luxembourg 2 Morocco 2 Argentina 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Cameroon 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +167 (+30) S. Korea +309 (+1) Iran +1,234 (+16) France +154 (+2) Spain +104 (+2) USA +16 (+2) UK +47 (+1) Netherlands +46 (+1) Germany +33 Japan +56 Switzerland +94 Singapore +13 Belgium +59 Norway +14 Sweden +7 Malaysia +28 Bahrain +5 Austria +12 Thailand +1 Canada +11 Greece +14 Iceland +8 India +1 UAE +1 S. Marino +2 Denmark +3 Czechia +6 Egypt +12 Finland +3 Portugal +4 Russia +6 Croatia +1 Qatar +3 Estonia +5 Brazil +1 Romania +3 Slovenia +1 Pakistan +1 Philippines +2 Poland +4 Indonesia +2 Bosnia +1 Dom. Rep. +1 Bhutan +1 Cameroon +1 Vatican +1 Peru +1 Serbia +1 Slovakia +1 Togo +1 Total +2,502 (+55)

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fuck this planet

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collapse

I have a theory on the origins of the King County cluster. They LOVE Korean prostitutes. They ran a HIGH tech illegal operation and were busted a few years ago but they only got a slap on the wrist. 100% they started it up again and actually got to have sex with corona chan.

Link to article which details the operation:

projects.seattletimes.com/2017/eastside-prostitution-bust/

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can we get some good happening today please

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Bhutan got a case? I hope the Bhutanese guy who posts on here is okay.

comfy

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San Marino BTFO

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Where do you find the time to collate all of the information into new threads OP? Feel like I read in a previous thread that you are self employed programmer?

So this is from WHO 2004. Turns out this isn't the first time Chinks have nearly ended us all...

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>no fries with mayo.

that pic is depressed

0 cases here

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>convention scheduled this weekend at convention center
>seattle niggers showing up in droves for razor clam digging
Were so fucked.

>AIPAC INFECTED BY CORONA CHAN
AIPAC INFECTED BY CORONA CHAN
>AIPAC INFECTED BY CORONA CHAN
AIPAC INFECTED BY CORONA CHAN
>www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/04/congress-warned-possible-coronavirus-exposure-that-occurred-at-aipac.html
EXPECT INFECTED CONGRESS MEMBERS AND MAYBE THE VICE PRESIDENT

oh yeah i remember him

I'll miss him, especially the time I pissed him off about Bhutan having no embassies.

You forgot the pickles

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I think Turtleman will get corona

This is going to far, now people start selling Corona wine wtf.

liveleak.com/view?t=ku2BM_1583509326

Well Corona Chan only infects humans and animals user. Albanians are safe.

Am I wrong in saying this is bigger than World War 2, to put it briefly?

>calling povertyball "football" instead of "soccer"

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>mayo on fries

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>people will remain blindly hopeful as everything keeps getting worse

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Wrong thread, apologies! I enjoy all of the defensive (you)s from ptg

Honestly at this point in surprised that none of the crazier mutt neets haven't decided to go on the mass shooting they have always dreamed of. You mutts all seem to think it's the end of the world anyway, why not go for the high score?

Don’t know how to describe it, but I’m feeling like this thing passed its peak and we’re heading towards calmer waters. Everything will be fine, frens. Rejoice!

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far too early to say that but it has potential

>buy loads of food
>looks like it will last a long time
>do a calorie count
>it's only 2 weeks worth

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No we are in the calm before the storm.

What if you took a shit ton of antivirals right after being infected, when the viral load is undetectable?

Mecca has been conquered.

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TENGRI PROTECTS

TURKICS ARE IMMUNE

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Leave it to glowniggers. Honestly being a super spreader would most effective where I live

user wanna be my fren? I am very lonely :(

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just do 500kc a day

NOOOOO CORONINHAAAAA DOONTTT BITEEEE MY BAAAAAAAAALLLLSS

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fatass
get beans and rice, it goes a long ass way

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Zoomer prepper continuing with updates, small infodump too.

REVISED.

>signs that this might be approaching exponential growth in Canada
>first cases in Kitchener (massive Asian population), Missisauga and potentially the York Region.
>normies still saying "it's just a flu"
>Calgary cases are likely about to spike, corona-woman walked for a week without symptoms
>British Columbia is about to get a lot worse, massive Asian population

Things are about to get a lot worse.

Remember:
>any sort of mask is better than no mask
>mask =/= respirator
>clean your respirators regularly
>stock up on alcohol and extra filters for respirators, they run out quickly

I've been using the 3M half-face respirator with the classic organic-vapour/N95 particulate combination, and so far, in my experience:
>vapour cartridges can last for days (been wearing one for 4 days now, no difficulties in breathing yet)
>N95s wear out after around 12 hours of use, can be stretched to 18 hours
>respirators are superior to masks, and easier to wear for longer periods of time (they don't stink as badly either)

If you can't find N95 filters or organic cartridges, remember that P95 and R95 filters WILL ALSO PROTECT YOU, in fact, more so than N95.
Any protection > no protection.

Stock up on:
>rice
>beans (canned AND dry)
>means of filtering water (carbon filters, lifestraws, Britas, RO systems)
>proteins - preferably whey
>multivitamins
>vitamin C

WHEN STOCKING, DON'T FALL FOR CARBS-ONLY.
Meals should preferably consist of CARBS, FATS and PROTEINS, with a serving of vegetables for nutrients and vitamins.

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Based pastabros

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I have the strange feeling that they dont report deaths in germany. They hide them.

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Remember to have some means of protecting yourself, and remember the philosophy that something is better than nothing.
If all that you can get is a realistic airsoft gun or even a spray-paint can with a lighter, that's still going to be better than to surrender and face certain death/slavery.

For cucked countries:
>air rifles (hollow-point leather pellets, preferably >400fps)
>MELEE WEAPONS - in urban confrontations, especially in small apartment buildings, these are invaluable - go for spears, machetes, combat knives and swords
>don't get throwing/ranged weebshit weapons unless you know what you're doing - don't try LARPing with shurikens or throwing darts, you'll get yourself killed
>primitive flamethrowers for crowd deterrance (from something like a super soaker with gasoline and a torch in front to paint cans with lighters to industrial gasoline torches)

Make sure to stay safe, anons, and good luck to all.

(2/3)

fuck im dying *cough*
you should have listened *cough cough cough*
AAAAAAAAAAaaahhhh

Who else here getting corona testing drive through’s?

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HEY WHAT'S GOING ON?
>100K+
OH SH-!

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have the luigis had their press conference yet

Press F for Paul Blart, Amerishart
>tfw Richard Jewell could have prevented the spread of Wuhan Flu.

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Poor little San Marino can't even beat us at football and now a majority of its population is inflected.

Fuck off a web. No one wants to be your friend. Get Corona Chan and die faggot.

You can survive with 1000 a day if you just sit around.

2000 per day. I guess I could do 1500
nah I'll just buy a shit load more rice and pasta

So what are the best guesses for the next Italy update? Over 900 cases?

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>sex with corona chan.
Hot.

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That you know of.

Somalia will be last country on earth to realize that pandemic is going on, they are too busy fighting pirates.

Korea did this 2 weeks ago, really hope we follow the sample of korea, constant update on infected locations, drive in, local app to help you etc.

ok, that pic is just disgusting. fuck niggers.

ZERO
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This is an anime website, newfag.

Holy See has 1 case, who is it, is it the pope?

Isnt that what germans do is cover up deaths?

So South Korea tested a shit ton of people and found over 6 thousand infected, right?
Well only 40 people died. So if you do the math that 40 is about 0.5% of all cases.
Now the caveat is...how many people are recovered out of these?
Well, only 108 of the people recovered fully

The mild cases, we know, constitute 80% or so of all cases, so they weren't hospitalized.
But around 20% were. Out of these 20% (0.2x60k) only 108 recovered and 40 died.
Also no one is sure if the mild cases won't progress to acute cases.
So basically it's a false claim, because they are comparing the total number of cases to the deceased and do not take into account the fact that only twice as many people recovered than died so far. So basically it means it's way too early to say what the mortality rate is.
If I'm not ear enough ask away, I'll even do all the math if necessary

tfw we are already in the storm

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TODAY I HAD A CONFIDENTIAL CONVERSATION WITH A NURSE AT A MAJOR DUTCH HOSPITAL. SHE SAID THEY ARE HIDING MANY CORONA PATIENTS TO PREVENT MASS PANIC. THE FIGURES ARE A LIE. STOCK UP ANONS

They are so bad with health care that they can 't diagnose it .

Archive.is had problems with firefox the whole time, but now it doesn't work with others browser either anymore

>go for spears, machetes, combat knives and swords
Dont forget axes. The mass alone is enough to do the job.

report states a 45 days old baby appreantly.

700, update in 5 minutes

>local app that tells you who carries the plague

based

Unless they're homeless people with no family or friends I doubt it. Here in the west it should be a little more harder to cover up a death. At most it's possible deaths which could be due to coronavirus are reported as something else e.g heart attack, stroke etc but even that seems incriminating and there aren't any organs to protect you in case you're a doc and were told to hide them because the people that did it would be changed someday and use that against you so someone would've said something if they were told to.

And they lied about SARS, too. The Chinese Communist Party needs to be killed and wiped off this fucking planet once and for all.

WAR ON CHINA NOW.

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Your map is out of date. Slovakia and Peru aren't turks anymore.

Extra

ON STORING RESPIRATORS:

A charcoal filter/organic vapour filter will last for roughly six months without replacement AFTER being opened. Still, it'll soak up contaminants, and if you live in a polluted area, it won't last that long.

As such:
>remove your filters from your respirator and store them in a plastic zip-bag
>clean your respirator and hang it by the door for easy access
>keep the filters in bags so as to keep yourself from contaminating them and to prevent THEM from contaminating YOU

Remember to tell your loved ones to prepare too. Make sure to have some sort of rendezvous plan in place in case shit really hits the fan.
(3/3)

burger check

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Body pillow when? Asking for a friend.

(...)

The European Union will be torn apart as several member states enter the conflict and take opposing sides.
Army, law enforcement and medical personnel is sent to both sides of the border, alongside supplies.

Meanwhile the pandemic is taking its toll on the general populace and healthcare systems around the globe.

The situation at the border escalates, multiple nations enter open armed conflict; namely Turkey, Greece, Russia, Syria. European member states begin to cannibalize each other, due to causalities at the border the political schism escalates into a cold war.

In every country the spread of the virus continues virtually uncontested; stores and clinics are overrun by uninformed - yet ignorant or panic'd; psychosomatic or even already infected - masses. Social tensions rise and escalate as inflation and shortages set in; as the masses turn into vectors; systems and society as a whole are overwhelmed.

The NATO is incapacitated as its member states crumble; the whole of Europe and the Amerikas descend into absolute chaos due to the uprising of migrants and the onset anarchy

The petty human nature - amplified by the Zeitgeist - rears its ugly head.

India and Pakistan; South Korea, North Korea and Japan enter open armed conflict over the handling of the pandemic, desperation fueled aggressions and measures.
The UAE and Isreal enter the conflict between Iran, Syria, Turkey and Russia, whilst Palestinians try to exploit the current situation/narrative in Isreal; the Kurds attempt to retaliate against Turkey; the eastern european countries retaliate against Russia; the Jemen retaliates against the UAE. The virus becomes an equalizer of sorts.

HHHHHURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

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STILL CORONA FREE

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guys I've just been in the local shop and a lot of people are coughing and some of them I could tell by looking that they had a fever.
I'm fucked , should have wore my mask.

>tfw lent so no borger

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Doesnt really tell you who, but you get to know their approximate location and where they have been, so you can avoid those places until disinfected.

Has the who pronounced the forbidden word yet? All about them bonds uh

We are doomed.

WW2 total deaths is estimated at ~73,000,000 people.
That's just under 1% of the current population.

Africa, Irak, Austrialia, the UK and the rest of the world are either entirely left to their own devices and or stuck in between warring nations.

Political extremists and religious fanatics, alongside lone malicious actors perform acts of sabotage and terror across the globe.

The pandemic, at this point unstoppable due to the blatant mismanagement; blissful ignorance; unadultered opportunism and arrogance; disastrous events playing out all over globe at once, wipes out most assets of mankind directly through contamination and eradication or indirectly through an unprecedented and incalculable impact on mental health.

China - in its final death throes - eventually 'retaliates' against the world, triggering Deadman Switches all around the globe, just as Isreal - for numerous reasons - decides to preemptively enact the Samson Doctrine.

There aren't any frontiers or alliances, it is an all-out free for all and the 'winners' will be ravaged by the virus for ages to come.

Control has been lost ~ the plan* has failed miserably on all imaginable levels, 'this' is no one's brainchild anymore. It's make-believe from here on out.

At last the human condition culminates in the repetition of ancient history.
The 'past' will reign one thousand years, forcing the remnants of our kind to marvel at it's innumerable broken promises and forfeit miracles.

> Rate my LARP'ing.
> Edit and add as you see fit: details of pandemic progression, locoust swarms, (...).
> Scenario Lockstep; Rockefeller Foundation, 2010
> Event 201(0); John Hopkins Center for Health Security, 2019
> Agenda 2(0)1; ~

*the storm before the bigger storm

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Not in the US yet. We are still in denial here in most of the country. Maybe CA and WA are waking up but everyone in Midwest is just shaking it off.

Does your country have the infrastructure and capability to test and confirm cases?

>anime website
Nice meme

>he believes the german goverment

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Good point, user, thanks.

Whole quarters of Hanoi are now being quarantined.
Viet tourist been spreading there after vacationing in Europe.

So... Get rid of the 16 in Vietnam

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>CONFIDENTIAL CONVERSATION WITH A NURSE AT A MAJOR DUTCH HOSPITAL
was this before or after you fugged?

>Game Theory: How I Gave the Pope Coronavirus

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Not for long. Thousands of tests are incoming now.

Are you ready for dookie love from corona chan, user?

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they are doing this because thye know it spreads by word of mouth
It is airborn, the air waves
this is why pence restricts news
We were wrong, its not to protect the markets, making people forget about it is the fastest way to cure it

It is a panopticon virus, vigilance against it is what infects you with it. It internalizes, the more you fear, the more you become infected

You're thinking of communists

80 DEATH

So everything is normal.

We have rejoined the game.
Damn it.

You can even have the proof about it, look up the deaths because of a "weird" flu in these past months

kek, they are actually going to blame Yas Forums for corona

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Keep us updated Italy bros

dantri.com.vn/xa-hoi/ha-noi-cong-bo-ca-nhiem-covid-19-dau-tien-20200306220854907.htm

Translate it itself lazy faggots

So, what is the best vidya to play that accurately represents society once coronavirus destroys all of civilization?

I want to get prepared in the laziest way possible.

No it's not anymore. Get the fuck back to your reservation boards now. Just like thw native indians. Your kind will be wiped out of here.

Any info on the person who died in The Netherlands. Also F Poland. You had a good run.

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>5 in poland
Its over

Yummy things.

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For the retards who compare death rates to that of Korea............friendly reminder:
South Koreans dont have a 60% Obess rate. Nor a 15% Diabetic rate
nor a 10% Breathing syndrom of sorts
nor a 10% Cardio issues.... etc. etc. etc. etc.
You are retarded to compare us to Korea, look at Italy as a better comparison. Still, they are much more healthy than average American/Canadian
This gonna kill at least 4% infected in the US. Just wait till the hospitals are over run and fatties are droping left and right.....

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DID WHITE EXTREMISTS HACKERS BREW THIS VIRUS?!

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I was in Aldi this morning, fucking sandnigger whore coofing everywhere and not even covering her fucking mouth. I was wearing my mask and nitrile gloves, people looking at me after seeing her realising that maybe they where the crazy ones after all. Was a feelsgood.

Italy update when?

nbcchicago.com/news/local/indiana-confirms-1st-case-of-coronavirus/2232292/

midwest is starting up

lmao no one believes those american numbers

Shincheonji member infects Pope with coronavirus

youtube.com/watch?v=3WySwhj2SwE

but hey that's just a theory

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It's just the end of the world bro

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I will be your fren user. Have a hug too.

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Fallout new Vegas

PRC is such a fuckhole of fucks god
>can't even operate basic biosafety

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borger

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>This triggered over me posting a qt eating a burger

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Both can be true.

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fpbp

Steve Lookner is in casual attire today. I think he's getting ready to bug out.

Runny nose, heavy head. Nothing more yet, i guess its just a flu this time.

No reason to use nukes to destroy perfectly good infrastructure, when the virus dies on surfaces in a mere 10 days. Radiation doesn't just go away. Those in charge wouldn't allow it. They're safe in their doomsday bunkers. Once everything goes to shit and the world's population is halved or worse, they'll emerge from their shelters in order to herd the remaining cattle and establish a NWO.

2 cases in PA
wtae.com/amp/article/pennsylvania-now-has-2-confirmed-cases-of-coronavirus/31260590

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why the fuck voz's down?

1 infected

1.............

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Not Paranoid Schizo ... I 'CHOOSE' to self isolate

>'monk mode' quarantine
>honestly bro, has plenty of friends/allies
>tired of being 'used' in unfair coronadynamics
>going his 'own way'...

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>first confirmed local transmission in my cunt is a muslim guy who works as a salesperson
kek

YES.

1 min

Deus Ex

Means nothing, laboratory infection rates have always been quite high for coronaviruses.
But they were never really dangerous because SARS like most corona viruses isn't very transmittable except by the very sick (and incidental aerosolization).
Gain of Function research on HumanCoV SARS strains to make them more transmittable isn't even covered under any risk assessment, because they can only be tested on humans.

cool story bro

>Falkland Islands
>Franz Josef Land

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Is this a nothingburger but a zoomer and boomer wipe? California went into state of emergency because of this but I still see people saying this is nothing and that I'm stupid for even caring about this.

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the first panel never happened though

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ITALIAN UPDATE WHEN
>ITALIAN UPDATE WHEN
ITALIAN UPDATE WHEN
>ITALIAN UPDATE WHEN
ITALIAN UPDATE WHEN
>ITALIAN UPDATE WHEN
ITALIAN UPDATE WHEN
>ITALIAN UPDATE WHEN

RIP good times.

Deus Ex(2000)

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BSL4 lab in Russia was exploded on Sept 29, 2019, outdoor have been a covert Israeli operation ....

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Thank fren

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Half life 3

She should have her whole fucking face covered up and the man should be gathering the resources. Fuck sandniggers and FUCK ISLAM. If you are not going to do things right then you will be easy fucking prey when we take back our soil.

stop posting burgers guys I'm really hungry

Didn't you listen to WHO?!? If you did only have face to face contact with an infected for 14min 59secs your are safe... Just leave them 1 sec before 15min....

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Unironically Metro 2033 and Stalker

100,001 CASES!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=oX-vCYX5UZA

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How many people recovered in Korea.
It's retarded to even say that Korea proves anything. Yes 40 is about. 5% of 6k but 108 is what percentage of the 6k? And that's how many people fully recovered in Korea so far.

m.dw.com/en/massive-flu-wave-grips-germany/a-52445643
There u go hans

>A report issued by the Robert Koch Institute (RKI) in Berlin found 130 people have died as a result of the flu this season, while almost 13,300 have been hospitalized.

i want some burguer now

qiaocollective.com/home/how-chinese-socialism-is-defeating-the-coronavirus-outbreak

jesus people are dumb here, escaping the maincity cus of corona to countryside etc. trains are fuckin full of coofers, its packed like in india

PATIENCE

This faggot clearly isnt seeing the fall into desperation that is the general feeling in /cvg/
Humor is just a way to cope with the anger of our goverments lying to our faces, seeing that our families might due to that and the world entering a true global crisis
But no, we are hypocrits because we still can have a laugh
Fuck that antifa furfag, hope he dies

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Y'know, maybe being a Buddhist monk right now, living in some mountain monastery at the ass end of nowhere might not be so bad.

literally me

Have a tall glass of water.

>normoid co-workers are gonna try and drag me to a big drinking party 1 week from now
2 weeks doesn't work for me, I need an explosion in cases in the next 5 days

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italy any minute now, get ready lads

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As of right now
42 dead
108 recovered

It'll probably end up at 0.5% based off of Koreas numbers and the cases on the Diamond Princess which gave us a pretty good isolation study that showed a death rate of .85%, except that for the diamond princess, seeing as how it was a cruise ship, the average age would be higher. I did some research and on average, 14% of people on cruise ships are 70+. So lets pretend that it was 7% 70-79 and 7% 80+

4/6 of the people who died were 80 (the others two being 70, and "unknown"). The total infections were 705. 140 of the staff were infected, and staff on cruise ships are always younger. So I'll eliminate those and it leaves us with 565 infected. Using the average cruise ship ages, 14% were 70+, so that's 79 people who were above 70 years old that were infected. Lets cut that number in half now to split up the 70+ group from the 80+ group. So roughly 40 people in each group.

4 cases out of the 40 in the 80+ group died. Mortality rate of 10%. 1 case was 70 years old, mortality rate of 2.5%. 1 was unknown, so you can add that to whatever population you want.

But the point is that if you compare these numbers to other official numbers, you'll see it's quite lower than their counts. Which means yes, it's very likely that there are many people who have it but don't have enough symptoms to worry about it. The numbers in actuality seem to be about 2-3X less that those reported. Which would bring the overall fatality rate down closer to 1%. When you factor in a younger average population, that would explain South Korea's numbers pretty well actually. Median SK age = 41. Median Cruise ship age = 65.

I'll also note Itality has a median age of 45, which could atleast partially explain why there seems to be a higher rate of death there. the US actually has a median age of 38 so it's possible when all is said and done that the US will have a lower rate of death than even SK.

But it's still 10X deadlier than the flu. Which is still a big problem.

Explosion?

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come down with the "flu" :^)

>still waging
RIP

Leaving the cities after the cities are almost certainly infected just means spreading it where it might not have gone otherwise.

ive been wondering if the WHO wants two distinct containment strategies, the Chinese being one version and the US another. that's probably trying too hard to explain mistakes and is a rube goldberg sorta thing

wish I took my mask now

Everyone assumes they're fine until something directly affects them. People are incapable of calculating outside of their monkeysphere.

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Fallout 2.

I genuinely hope all of humanity goes extinct. Fuck this shitty world.

Based.

Fucking Aldi man. 3 weeks ago they had 3 different kinds of canned meals in a small area in my Aldi. This week they had over 10 different kinds in a giant area. Very fast reflexes to make money.

lol stfu. They know the mass panic will come but try to delay (probably to save themselves)

Just say you can't make it, how is that difficult?

hahaha my local gp is in quarantine

what the fuck dude

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BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!
LOOKNER IS IN CASUAL ATTIRE!

NOW REMEMBER TO THANK THE MODERATORS!

Fuck
24 days without any new case
That cunt has visited London, Milan and Paris before returning to Vietnam

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Finland won't report recoveries
iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/18e48062-2629-483e-87e9-4d4e50346316

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Work at hospital. Was told to store in paper bags. Plastic will aid in growing mold.

See
Complete BS

Thanks for saying thanks!

Just don't go?

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>Y'know, maybe being a Buddhist monk right now, living in some mountain monastery at the ass end of nowhere might not be so bad.
kek
it's done wonders for my dating / social life... just figured why not go full on corona-monkmode...

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From last bread: Connor Reed is the Brit Chad who was reported to have recovered from the coronavirus with hot toddies. He gave an interview yesterday and talked about how it was not that easy.
Vid: dailymotion.com/video/x6f9j1v
Archive link: archive.is/YO9Iv
News link: monitor.co.ug/News/National/Coronavirus-Man-narrates-how-he-beat-the-disease/688334-5480710-pn1b33z/index.html

>when you realize SARS's death rate wasn't as high as it could be because it was stopped before it overwhelmed the healthcare system

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WUT

More of a "don't let a tragedy go to waste" kind of deal, if at all.

I didnt eat all day but this pic reminded me I'm hungry and I should eat something

YES!

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We are 5 minute late

I need an explosion in cases tomorrow or we will get a massive concetration of feminists in every city
47 new cases just in my city today wasnt enough for a cancel, we are royally fucked

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Intriguing, I didn't know that charcoal could mold. I suppose the particulate filters can though.

death rate isnt 3.4%, most likely closer to SK at .6

>Humor is just a way to cope
It is a long and proud tradition. You are in good company user

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Frankly I am very disappointed.

Corona has like 15-20% mortality rate and that's not going to be the new black death or a major disaster.

An event like bkack death could completely reshape the world and open up so many opportunities.
Imagine having survived the actual black death, almost everyone is dead and the Earth is up for grabs. Free real estate everywhere.

Well this is not happening, not this time at least.

What are you, a woman? Just say no.

yea just because i post dead children doesn't mean i want children to die or get off to it but what better way to prevent it than alarming people?

>inb4 fake
this was just when the coronavirus got bad in china

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>6 cases in my area
>Dad getting tested now
nice knowing you lads

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>778 (49)
Italy's numbers

he lived in oud beijerland, went to the huisartsenpost and then to the hospital.

86 yo with health issues, died in ikazia

Public bathrooms are now homicidal gas chambers

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>6%
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
I TOLD YOU IT WAS HAPPENING

numbers still low, lets just wait until people are dying and they wont report the deaths

Take your meds

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that's because there are none.

Uep. So a shit ton of people may die still and the mortality rate may go up. Or not. But saying that Korea proves anything, especially the mortality rate of any kind is retarded.
Again: based off of Korea's numbers you know javk shit.
40 dead,108 recovered, over 6 thousand cases
So NO the mortality rate in Korea isn't. 5 we don't have any idea what it is.

I probably only eat 500 calories a day. You people are all fat.

Yea, because not many are recovering.
Even Commie numbers suggest that over 30k people have been infected for over a month now.... still not better.
They only announced 10k cases in the last month, everyone else is over a month sick.

Quints 17% death rate in the end

>Through interviews with dozens of public-health officials and a survey of local data from across the country, The Atlantic could only verify that 1,895 people have been tested for the coronavirus in the United States, about 10 percent of whom have tested positive. And while the American capacity to test for the coronavirus has ramped up significantly over the past few days, local officials can still test only several thousand people a day, not the tens or hundreds of thousands indicated by the White House’s promises.

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-many-americans-have-been-tested-coronavirus/607597/?preview=3-4FLneYp3QF4ooMLWUN_KtUiR8

archive.is/7UnKo

holy shit, they've completely fucked this up.
trump is actually fucking done.

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>My birthday present is going to a sushi festival in two weeks
At least I'm dieing for something tasty

>Source?
>Belibe me

Nice hunch.

Is it time for panic bros?

Stay safe

hate, racism and discrimination is more leathal than coronavirus, shitalian footballer says

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>Everyone assumes they're fine until something directly affects them. People are incapable of calculating outside of their monkeysphere.

relax, the average American will be fine (redundant layers of fat cells to let corona run it's course)

however, the 'mode' American, is FOOKED

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"user im old enough for a beer!"

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down play it more. speculate wildly with incomplete information to ease your little heart. cope. but the end of man will not be stopped.

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F

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The end of the month when all the testing ramps up in the United States will be when you see it.

Reroll for 23%

Italy is the only country testing dead people, so their death rate is the most accurate.

They knew

Proof fucking kaascop

take ur meds shizo

500 calories a day? Anorexic manlet confirmed. You couldn't even beat a woman in a fight.

someone needs to make a coronavirus version of this

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>6% death rate
fug

Mold needs moisture
If the mask is bone dry, it's fine in a ziplock

She was coofing right next to all the loose veggies too mate it was fucking disgusting.

How about 33%

How is this possible? The press conference didn't start yet

THE POWER RANKING IS IN

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I'll say it again. The death toll in Florida is going to make California and Washington look like nothing in two months.

>in two weeks

yeeeeeeah I don't think that's gonna happen

Boomers own everything, all the companies and assets, they’re going to get wiped out

so, I assume the patent of the virus was posted before, right? archive.is/aNgKa

What has john campbell said about corona and cns?
How apocalyptic is this? at uni now and lots of coughing, should I be worried?

The fuck? I was going to hop in a boat and go hide in Ireland. I need a new plan when SHTF now...

40 dead to 108 recovered, that's 27%, what the fuck.

Shaping up to be a pretty good pandemic run

Don't know how they will get to Antarctica though

Since it's not going to be contained what's the point of living in a bubble? Keeping my bio suit and mask for more dangerous virus. Your best bet is to develop immunities. Learn how natural medicine can reduce or eliminate colds and flus when taken immediately after symptoms

Something kicks into overdrive and we end up with 70% death rate

>eating 2000 calories per day during an apocalypse
The German soldiers in Stalingrad lived on 1200 a day for 70 days in freezing cold while fighting Russians day and night, are you seriously going to bulk during the apocalypse?

> ITALY HAS 49 NEW DEATHS
ITALY HAS 49 NEW DEATHS
> ITALY HAS 49 NEW DEATHS
ITALY HAS 49 NEW DEATHS

Stone simulator.
If you want infection experience go for Pathologic

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>anime
sorry fren

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Let's see who got the get

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49 NEW DEATHS WTF

48 more British cases

standard.co.uk/news/world/uk-coronavirus-live-covid19-cases-death-toll-a4380051.html

>Follow meee @spergzy on twitter!!
cringe

Sure IF you are going by the official numbers. No way to stop the spread. No cure. No sign of stopping.This will get worse soon enough.

That's the plan, but you know how normalshits can be.
>haha its just a flu dude! what a sperg!
A couple weeks and I'll be free of them and hopefully safe in my house.
We're all on a business trip and living in the same hotel, and I will definitely have nothing going on. I'm not going to make up an excuse, I just won't go.

china should be suspended from this ranking for cheating.

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