/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1656

► Detected: 100,731 ► Died: 3,412

>NEWS
15 million to die, $2.3 trillion recession
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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White House admits they lack tests
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Virus affects blood circulation
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Indonesia police seizes 60,000 masks
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>RESEARCH
Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

Testicular damage
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418

Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Virus invades nervous systems
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>REMINDER
Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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>LATEST CASES
11:05: 59 new cases in Belgium.
11:01: 1,234 new cases and 16 new deaths in Iran. A 17th death mentioned in the source was previously reported at 19:53 on 5 March.
10:29: 48 new cases in Madrid, Spain.
10:28: 28 new cases in Malaysia.
10:21: 1 new case in Queensland, Australia. The patient recently returned from Iran.
10:20: 2 new cases in Indonesia.
10:12: 6 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,576 (3,042) ► International 20,155 (370): S. Korea 6,593 (43) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 3,858 (148) D. Princess 696 (6) France 577 (9) Spain 386 (5) Japan 381 (6) USA 236 (14) Switzerland 214 (1) UK 163 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 60 (2) Thailand 48 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 40 (3) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 578 Singapore 130 Belgium 109 Norway 108 Sweden 101 Malaysia 83 Bahrain 60 Kuwait 58 Austria 55 Canada 48 Greece 45 Iceland 43 India 31 UAE 29 Denmark 23 Czechia 18 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Ecuador 13 Ireland 13 Portugal 13 Russia 13 Croatia 11 Qatar 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Brazil 9 Georgia 9 Romania 9 Slovenia 7 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 S. Arabia 5 Indonesia 4 N. Zealand 4 Senegal 4 Chile 4 Hungary 4 Dom. Rep. 2 Luxembourg 2 Morocco 2 Argentina 2 Bosnia 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Cameroon 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Peru 1 Poland 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +167 (+30) S. Korea +309 (+1) Iran +1,234 (+16) France +154 (+2) Spain +104 (+2) USA +15 (+2) UK +47 (+1) Netherlands +46 (+1) Germany +33 Japan +17 Switzerland +94 Singapore +13 Belgium +59 Norway +14 Sweden +7 Malaysia +28 Bahrain +5 Austria +12 Thailand +1 Canada +11 Greece +14 Iceland +8 India +1 UAE +1 S. Marino +2 Denmark +3 Czechia +6 Egypt +12 Finland +3 Portugal +4 Russia +6 Croatia +1 Qatar +3 Estonia +5 Brazil +1 Romania +3 Slovenia +1 Pakistan +1 Philippines +2 Indonesia +2 Dom. Rep. +1 Bhutan +1 Cameroon +1 Vatican +1 Peru +1 Serbia +1 Slovakia +1 Togo +1 Total +2,457 (+55)

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The one on the left. HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNG

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fap

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4 NEW CASES IN POLAND
>4 NEW CASES IN POLAND

lol

Coof coof near you
>what do?

How could one force UK to close schools and universities? Theoretically of course.

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WHO Recap: 100k of COPE

>Intro
-Womens day gibberish-
"make containment highest priority"
"slowing down buys time"
"WHO protocol for better internation communication published"
"WHO works with Clinton,Gates and PATH"(WN)

Q&A
>FOX demands apology from China for outbreak?
"Culture has nothing to do with it"(WB)
>Iran managing of outbreak?
"we commend the move to more targeted and aggressive surveilance"(WB)
>SK and Japs travel restrictions against eachother?
"both doing a fine jawb, focus on that"
"travel restrictions are not helping"(WB)
"communicate more with each other, be frens"
"womyn on the frontlines"(G)
"only option is to stand together"
"only way to beat covid is to stand together"(WN)
>criteria to test a person?
"on website"(G)
"criteria are not restrictive but be careful not to test too many"(WB)
>climate and spread?
"no evidence that it vanishes in summer"(G)
>Uganda?
"very well prepared, lots of capacity"
"but there are much weaker countries"(WB)
>should we expand criteria4testing?
"aggressive approach in the beginning VERY IMPORTANT"
"better chance to DELAY"(G)
>Online meetings and conferences?
"it's wonderful to see that we have alternatives"(WB)
"WHO considers virtual meetings for the future but not for covid"(WN)
>100k,88 countries?
"globally expanding and deebly goncerning"
"continental and national response needed"(WN)
>preping at home?
"wash hands,respiratory etiquette"
"lots of myths out there"
"talk to your family and older people"(G)
>Switzerland?
"thanks gubmint"
"we offer advice to every country"(WB)
>CFR low/really important?
"very important,many studies but will take a long time to get an accurate number"(G)
"goes up siginficantly for elderly and sick"(WB)
>reinfection?
"unsure if it's just faulty tests or reinfection"
"doesn't indicate reinfection or if they are infectious"(G)
"lean and mean healthcare might fuck high income countries"(WN)
>data on treatment soon?
"actively underway"(G)
"soon getting results on effectiveness"(????)

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lol why are these dunces wearing masks
masks are dangerous!
Don't they know hand washing is enough!?

I just took an accounting test, what have i missed in the past two hours?

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “corona virus general” posts.

Face it, most diseases will be infinitely more contagious than corona chan will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history losers, get over it

We are so fucked it's not even funny. In no way are we prepared to handle epidemic.

I theorize that the moment your government starts shutting down shit is the moment normies will no longer find you weird for wearing a mask in public.

>Pennsylvania gets its first two Corona cases in Delaware county (right outside Philly)
>WWE is hosting a PPV on Sunday in a 10k seat arena
>Live and work in the suburbs of Philadelphia

Whelp bros my fat ass is fucked. Should have lost weight sooner

You probably got infected during your exam.

Bill gates will have the highest score ever.

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Zoomer prepper continuing with updates, small infodump too.

>signs that this might be approaching exponential growth in Canada
>first cases in Kitchener (massive Asian population), Missisauga and potentially the York Region.
>normies still saying "it's just a flu"
>Calgary cases are likely about to spike, corona-woman walked for a week without symptoms
>British Columbia is about to get a lot worse, massive Asian population

Things are about to get a lot worse.

Remember:
>any sort of mask is better than no mask
>mask =/= respirator
>clean your respirators regularly
>stock up on alcohol and extra filters for respirators, they run out quickly

I've been using the 3M half-face respirator with the classic organic-vapour/N95 particulate combination, and so far, in my experience:
>vapour cartridges can last for days (been wearing one for 4 days now, no difficulties in breathing yet)
>N95s wear out after around 12 hours of use, can be stretched to 18 hours
>respirators are superior to masks, and easier to wear for longer periods of time (they don't stink as badly either)

If you can't find N95 filters or organic cartridges, remember that P95 filters can still be very helpful.
Any protection > no protection.

Stock up on:
>rice
>beans (canned AND dry)
>means of filtering water (carbon filters, lifestraws, Britas, RO systems)
>proteins - preferably whey
>multivitamins
>vitamin C

WHEN STOCKING, DON'T FALL FOR CARBS-ONLY.
Meals should preferably consist of CARBS, FATS and PROTEINS, with a serving of vegetables for nutrients and vitamins.

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Looks like it’s gonna be a -2% kinda day

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Remember to have some means of protecting yourself, and remember the philosophy that something is better than nothing.
If all that you can get is a realistic airsoft gun or even a spray-paint can with a lighter, that's still going to be better than to surrender and face certain death/slavery.

For cucked countries:
>air rifles (hollow-point leather pellets, preferably >400fps)
>MELEE WEAPONS - in urban confrontations, especially in small apartment buildings, these are invaluable - go for spears, machetes, combat knives and swords
>don't get throwing/ranged weebshit weapons unless you know what you're doing - don't try LARPing with shurikens or throwing darts, you'll get yourself killed
>primitive flamethrowers for crowd deterrance (from something like a super soaker with gasoline and a torch in front to paint cans with lighters to industrial gasoline torches)

Make sure to stay safe, anons, and good luck to all.

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When are you gonna post a pic of yourself kind baker?

What is this I keep hearing about a vaccine in the second half of the year? Wasn't a vaccine planned for 18 months, at best? Not to mention the fact no vaccine is available for corona-type viruses yet

Hows it feel to know that Trump is golfing right now?

>dead mutts: 14
Lol, still only 14.
How long has it been stuck at 14?
4 minutes? 5 minutes?

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were are going down to 4 and there aint shit you can do about it.

I am looking for an infochart about the types shortage you face depending on how many weeks the supply chain has been cut off.

I think it was something like 1st week: no more food&water, 2nd week: no more drugs, ...

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Where did all these Tripfags come from? Gas yourselves you little e celeb wannabies.

Thx for roundup

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Fucking chinks from Wuhan spread it all over a train in Sydney yesterday.
Now we’re fucked.

Never

I cannot wait to see all the smug normalshitters panic as their precious world falls apart around them.

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Wife says new case in Vietnam on the local news... instagram thot who lied about going to Italy recently before coming back from the UK

God damn it

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there is no vaccine my friend, we do it like the old plague, get infected, die from the infection.

nooooooo not the ferrarinos not the heckin lambordoodles noooooo

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Im starting to question whether this virus even exists
There is no solid information about it. This could all be some test of global mass hysteria. If that german virologist who doesnt think viruses even exist now, but what we see as viruses are just things the body creates when dealing with diseases, you could potentially load the idea of a virus into peoples minds and have something which, with the spotty and generalized information being released about the virus, psycosomatically create the physical 'virus' to be detected.
All actually sick have some other disease, everyone worried they are inected will test infected.

Perhaps the elite will 'catch it' and 'die' over time, thus explaining their absence as they all fuck off to the antarctic or something

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

THE PEDDLE TO THE METAL?

THE.........A C C E L E R A T I O N ?

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>tfw cyberpunk 2077 will be delayed again

Good. Because I can laugh at the fact that you elected the silly orange kike.

whats your stash?
61kg of pasta/rice/flour etc.
11.5kg of meat
26.4kg of vegetables
15.8kg of jam/honey
11.7l of oil
2kg of each sugar and salt.

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Cringe mut poster

yes

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Panic buy consume!

Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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>246793216
This user has to read us what the booklet says
The more info we have, the better

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He already did. Pic related.

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But it is so slow user

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God damn that is an adorable little plushie thingy

Based

Realistically, how hard is africa getting fucked right now?

Remember anons if you run out of toilet paper you can always convert to Islam and just wipe with your hands.

They are lying about whats actually coming into the country everywhere, No shipments coming in and export cargo containers are being stacked high because they can't get exported.

Australia is fine because make a lot of shit here especially food but rice will be gone.

>PEDDLE
*pedal

YEA

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>haven't left my house for over a month now, been having headaches and coofing fits since yesterday
and now my entire body hurts, am i dead already? only thing i'm missing is a fever

Hahaha

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whiter than you.

Where's that dumb spaghetti who said they were gonna announce a pandemic? NEVER EVER, NIGGER TEDDY WANTS YOU DEAD

Yeah, Chinks spout the party propaganda when they are talking to someone outside China or someone that they don't know personally. At the height of the outbreak I asked my Chinese "friend" is she's safe. She spouted pure propaganda and then told me that she hopes I'm safe because the US has such a huge problem with the regular flu this year.
So yeah, you won't find out shit texting on Skype

How clean respirator. Will uvc damage filter

>sore throat
Is it over for me pol?

they've all barricaded themselves in the studio 5 years ago and work nonstop for slave wages so i hope the fuck not, its not like they can catch coronashit via internet connection

What is/was for lunch frens

I want -7% I wanna see those circuit breakers tripped....

So let me get this clear - if I catch it and get better/recover, if I am otherwise healthy and young, the infection will still leave me with a permanent lung damage, making each reinfection more lethal?

BLOW MY PEDDLE UP YOUR ASS

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Just a bunch of kike scientists trying to bait people with unrealistic promises for money. Some Israeli company did the same thing last year claiming they've found the cure for cancer and will be available to the public within a year. Medical community ripped them a new one and the kikes have been silent ever since.

It’s slowly going down but It’s been st -2% steady so far

At this point you're probably getting more from internal spread and it's not being tracked except for when they lock places down

well user, I had a norovirus like a week ago, I did everything to prevent it but I failed... there is no hope.

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How would you have got infected, then? Did you get deliveries? Chinese takeaway?

mild symptoms can still be coronavirus.

time to stack up the xanax pills

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You guys have posted the 33 cases meme thats being peddled around on twitter?

Apparently a staggering amount of info on the virus on media is being shown with the number 33 somewhere in the text or headlines. Supposedly, the genetic order of the virus ends in 33 letter A's. Its a lot of tinfoil but they're talking about a conspiracy to cull the world's population, eliminate the China threat and take out the airanian regime. I figure this should be righr up /pols/ alley

A COOF JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

almost perfect, you only missed the part of massive coofs

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Isn't this just a huge communist hand being played to sink the american economy and get revenge for the trade/tariff war?
Wipe out those darn stubborn old that always happen to do that inconvenient thing of remembering things.
Quell protests or resistance specifically in the epicenter of Wuhan etc?

20 years of attempts to create SARS vaccine and still it only kills BV test subjects. Vaccine for Corona is 10 years away, at best. 50 years is more realistic.
Not like by then it would matter.

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Philly niggers deserve death anyways.

GOOD

Unless we get some drastic news we might get -3% at best

Fucking hell when did Estonian count get that high?

got blocked on wechat because I was telling a beijing chink the truth
she told me to stop harassing her and worry about eu/italy as it's now "far worse" than chinkland

The global government approaches.....

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>when you know that COVID-19 was originally created to try and find a means to cure HIV

The original Coronavirus was mutated via CRISPR as a way of hijacking HIV in an attempt to get the body to cure itself of HIV. However the virus mutates and assimilated the HIV becoming a deadlier virus

Early symptoms of HIV in photo

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Nothing useful ever came out of Israel. Kikes can not create, only destroy.

When Will we Count by tens or hundrends and Not by units?

I'd advise soaking it in a non-concentrated bleach solution.
coopersafety.com/respirator-cleaning

The filters themselves don't need to be cleaned (just clean the outside with a wet towel or disinfectant wipe), and UVC might damage the respirator rubber.

Focus primarily on cleaning the inside of the respirator, because that's where the gunk accumulates.

You have permanent risks from a severe case of pneumonia on top of whatever this virus does to you wrt organ and circulatory system damage

If you get the mild case you're probably good

It's been so slow that more than half of the cases out there already recovered

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Possibly
This is SARS aka Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome
Read about the people who survived the 2003 outbreak.

Underrated comment

Happy 100,000
See you at 100,000,000

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pomp et!

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You earned this

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The Jews are gonna find a way to come out on top of this aren't they?

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thanks fren I just woke up

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people still care about this nothingburger?

Dr.Tsiodras head of the Greek Coronavirus health committee today

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0 cases here

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>I figure this should be righr up /pols/ alley
Yas Forums is smarter than that

Good recap but you left out Teddy's coofing.

cus we fuckin suck, more numbers to be expected today before midnight or early morning

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probably, but its still all speculations at this point. the virus has been proven to affect CNS so there might be a possibility that it stays there inactive like herpes and you get sick again when weak. again, just speculation. just take care of yourself and start neeting fellow polaczek, no need to expose yourself to the virus at all, better not catch it all if possible

there will never be a vaccine, just like many other pathogens

not enough space
was already too close to the 2k limit

Tomorrow you dirty Albanian

Your country is the case.

How many people do you think can be counted per day? If I had to guess I would say maybe around 50k per day would be the absolute max.

>recovered

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>tfw this is actually going to happen

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Someone in my family has contracted it....how screwed am I? Virginia fag here. Fml they are not even testing for it.

Yes. If you get lung scarring you're fucked within 5 years. pulmonary fibrosis is super serious.

Iran's government are already dropping like flies

>One stupid cunt who just came back from Italy (since 2nd of march) and lied to keep herself from getting quarantined, now confirmed with Corona after infecting like half of Hanoi
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
worse, she has been travelling all around Europe before while having symptom because muh vacation.
Right now our health minister is having an emergency meeting, well, gentlemen, it has been an honor fighting with you...

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More like /x/.

Yep. They are afraid and I I truly don't blame them. Who the fuck wants to die over a chat with someone that they don't know.

>100,000+

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I just went to walmart in the middle of nowhere kentucky and there was absolutely no hand sanitizer, not even in the warehouse, and not coming in order.

it's nothing, just go to sleep

Id dump the pics but they are too many so here:
twitter.com/realIrishDevil/status/1235279121816514560?s=19

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I am going to document everything. Video and all.

Source? I only saw 2 ppl be tested in philly

see and fuck limits

think about it. Its always some people somewhere else that are quarentined or sick, many earlier cases which were classified as something else have been retroactively called corona virus.
Information of undiagnosd creamations was leaked just to make you believe they were all infected.

The pandemic 'exercise' at the end of last year.
this could be it, this is the exercise.
The theater of the spray trucks in china. I remmeber Yas Forums asked what the hell they were spraying into the air. They are spraying nothing, water vapor. They are spraying suggestion and misdirection to see how panicked people can become. The spread outside of china is self-sustaining, not even being orchestrated. Its just people panicking and manifesting things that aren't even there.
Look what countries its affecting the most, where its hitting. Retirement homes? Cruise ships? Old people are afraid of getting sick and dying, they expect it at any moment, so thats whats happening.

I can't wait to swim in Coronachan's love

You have to actually look

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