/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1654

► Detected: 100,714 ► Died: 3,412

>NEWS
Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

15 million to die, $2.3 trillion recession
archive.is/SEsjO

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

>RESEARCH
Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

Survives up to 9 days on different materials
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
archive.is/Fg3tL

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Testicular damage
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418

>REMINDER
210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
archive.is/D7YcK

Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
archive.is/cVj8k

China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

WHO says Italy testing too many people
archive.is/O7rct

China faces shortage of testing kits
archive.is/B9czu

>LATEST CASES
11:05: 59 new cases in Belgium.
11:01: 1,234 new cases and 16 new deaths in Iran. A 17th death mentioned in the source was previously reported at 19:53 on 5 March.
10:29: 48 new cases in Madrid, Spain.
10:28: 28 new cases in Malaysia.
10:21: 1 new case in Queensland, Australia. The patient recently returned from Iran.
10:20: 2 new cases in Indonesia.
10:12: 6 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,576 (3,042) ► International 20,138 (370): S. Korea 6,593 (43) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 3,858 (148) D. Princess 696 (6) France 577 (9) Spain 382 (5) Japan 381 (6) USA 233 (14) Switzerland 214 (1) UK 163 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 60 (2) Thailand 48 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 40 (3) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 578 Singapore 130 Belgium 109 Norway 108 Sweden 101 Malaysia 83 Bahrain 60 Kuwait 58 Canada 48 Austria 47 Greece 45 Iceland 43 India 31 UAE 28 Denmark 23 Czechia 18 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Ecuador 13 Ireland 13 Portugal 13 Russia 13 Croatia 11 Qatar 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Brazil 9 Georgia 9 Romania 8 Slovenia 7 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 S. Arabia 5 Indonesia 4 N. Zealand 4 Senegal 4 Chile 4 Hungary 4 Dom. Rep. 2 Luxembourg 2 Morocco 2 Argentina 2 Bosnia 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Cameroon 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican City 1 Liechtenstein 1 Peru 1 Poland 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +167 (+30) S. Korea +309 (+1) Iran +1,234 (+16) France +154 (+2) Spain +100 (+2) USA +12 (+2) UK +47 (+1) Netherlands +46 (+1) Germany +33 Japan +17 Switzerland +94 Singapore +13 Belgium +59 Norway +14 Sweden +7 Malaysia +28 Bahrain +5 Thailand +1 Canada +11 Austria +4 Greece +14 Iceland +8 India +1 S. Marino +2 Denmark +3 Czechia +6 Egypt +12 Finland +3 Portugal +4 Russia +6 Croatia +1 Qatar +3 Estonia +5 Brazil +1 Romania +2 Slovenia +1 Pakistan +1 Philippines +2 Indonesia +2 Dom. Rep. +1 Bhutan +1 Cameroon +1 Vatican City +1 Peru +1 Serbia +1 Slovakia +1 Togo +1 Total +2,440 (+55)

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went to a vet for my dog 2 weeks ago, wife dropped the dog off, i went to pick her up. one of the receptionists was coofing. now today my wife cant stop coofing and getting up yellow phlegm. she's headed to the doctor now to get checked out and tested.
RIP me
Delaware BTW
going to be the first Yas Forums faggot with coronavirus

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nigger

Congratz Corona for 100k!

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FULL SCALE SYSTEMIC COLLAPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO nigger again being useless

>quads
I'll pray for you brother

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checked. rip

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nth for lombardiafags
rip ragazzi

doublenigger

>Gates Foundation
>Clinton Foundation
Seriously nigger?

First to slurp the batu soupu.

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Got a thread already

totally off topic but

Anyone have that Yas Forums image of North vs South Korean woman with the caption
>Whore of Zion
for the South woman and
>Hero of ______
Aryanism or Juche or something for the North woman
?

I need it for reasons of shitposting on another board

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Keep us posted quad user

>Only tested for 11 cases so far in FL
there's gotta be more than that. This is fucking snowbird country

Formal apology lol. War. Just kill their shit already.

i haven't heard shit about brazil an chile are they even updating their cases?

youtu.be/zs3KaY3r5bw

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>shortage of medical supplies
>WHO paid by Gates and Clinton foundations

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Fuck you asshole I been coofing since yesterday. I'LL be the first polfag with Corona-chan

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>RYANAIR: APOLOGIES TO CHINKS? NO FUCK OFF

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>split chink thread
no thanks

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>aussie thread spitter

Nah

>Blame culture
They are trying to protect China at every turn.

I will. I will definitely post results if we get it on paper

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Death Stranding - irl in china and soon whole world.

Wtf

5 in the philippines, if this shit hits 2 digits people will panic here, what a time to be alive.

DONT BLAME CHINA
>DONT BLAME CHINA
DONT BLAME CHINA
>DONT BLAME CHINA
DONT BLAME CHINA
>DONT BLAME CHINA
DONT BLAME CHINA
>DONT BLAME CHINA
DONT BLAME CHINA
>DONT BLAME CHINA

FUCKING BOUGHT OFF

Place your bets on todays matches anons

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>phlegm
surely that's fine then? i thought a dry cough is a worrying sign, not a phlegmy mucusy cough.

About to make a Costco run to get the last of my stash

I got water, food, first aid, hygenie, disinfectants. Anything I might have missed?

About to grab a couple bottles of vitamin c for sure

F.
There is/was a murrican tripfag who pretends he's infected but i guess LARPing tripfags don't count.

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update pasta bro. How situation in your place?

I live in Madrid, we are pretty skrewed. We have around 150 and millions take the subway daily

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Stop. That faggot only wants attention and is trying to split the threads.

Nice digits. F

Yes, they fucking HID the disease, fuck off chinese

Someone coofed on the stream

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Post QRD. I’m not about to lose the markets taking a fat ship just to hear some pajeet gargle xi’s ball yet again

Shills getting desperate, splitting threads is the last stage before acceptance.

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whats that?

AUSFAILIA POSTERS ARE CHINESE POSTERS.

CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!

Maybe we shouldn't bother warning normies, we want The Happening to be as big as possible.

Slayer - Epidemic

youtu.be/sRAQVNlApmI

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user, you are scaring me.
I don't like this happening anymore.
I wan't to go home now.

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>womyn
>refugees
>clinton foundation
>blame culture

WHO is a shitfest and won't admit that china tried to hide it while letting people travel and infect other countries.

aftenposten.no/norge/i/XgAMgW/norge-er-snart-paa-verdenstoppen-i-koronasmitte-men-egentlig-er-det-en-god-nyhet

>Norway closing in on #1 infected country divided by total population
>This is why its a good thing

You have to be fucking shitting me. Article behind a paywall aswell.

Dude no, maybe this shit's just the flu, literally

iran won the first one already practically
>france
>spain
>netherlands
>belgium

They might just bite it before they accept it.

No, it’s when you have phlegm that’s isn’t clear

Creepy seeing their names pop again and again

CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!

very lazy artwork, user

any chileano or sopa ?

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Fuck off!

>3DPD trash attention whoring filth
Get the fuck out of here with that rubbish.

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Splitting started when WHO presser cane up and some germanon linked scenario lockstep to event 201 and agenda 21.

What marvelous coincidence.

Why do all Nips have to have such shit eyes? It would be flushing my beautiful green eyes down the toilet and my children would be stuck with ugly ugly brown

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Spain regains first place! Pending further US updates tonight.
Still no deaths in Germany

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No takebacks, no refunds, no burgers. We're going all in

Golden play button when?

idk it’s not bad frankly. there aren’t too many cases in milan and it’s kinda stayed that way as far as I know. it’s just annoying that a lot of places are closed

It sounds like liquid when she's bringing it up, and coughing large amounts. Its more than likely bronchitis, but she wasn't coughing at all yesterday, and suddenly she woke up 2 hours ago and started coughing almost non-stop and bringing out shit every time.
the NZ coronavirus woman was doing the exact same thing when she was traveling on the plane while infected

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CANT BLAME CHINESE CULTURE FOR DISEASES
IT DOSENT MATTER THEY ARE THE ORIGIN OF MOST EPIDEMICS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Yes, they fucking HID the disease, fuck off chinese
They not only hid it, they INTENTIONALLY SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE WORLD.

WAR ON CHINA NOW. WAR ON CHINA NOW. WAR ON CHINA NOW.

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This is better than the time FOX NEWS showed AOC choking on trumps cock live

would a modern russian 40 mm filter A2P3 contain asbestos?

China's saving lives? What the fuck. Jesus the shilling is extreme compared to the past

TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS DONT HELP
>TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS DONT HELP
TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS DONT HELP
>TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS DONT HELP
TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS DONT HELP
>TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS DONT HELP

GOD DAMNED RETARDS

ksg poster?

wow based l00ps confirm burgeranoin

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Anyone know how we can guess the meeting id?

Welp, thought this was a larp, but looking like it wasn't

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rip in pieces

Welcome to the new normal, you're here forever.

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>Delaware btw
NOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN BOOMERINOS
But in all seriousness, hope it’s nothing. I’ve got family out there.

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0.6% lethality in South Korea so far.
Fake news and manufactured panic. This is basically H1N1 part 2 and you retards are buying it.
The lethality will drop below 0.5% within the next 2 weeks.

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Put actual death rate in there not this meme bullshit

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It's WIP though

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SO MUCH CHINK COCKSUCKING

2 weeks

WOMEN ON THE FRONTLINES

WAR ON CHINA NOW. KILL THE CCP.

>WAR ON CHINA NOW. KILL THE CCP.

WAR ON CHINA NOW. KILL THE CCP.

>WAR ON CHINA NOW. KILL THE CCP.

WAR ON CHINA NOW. KILL THE CCP.

>WAR ON CHINA NOW. KILL THE CCP.

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I might be dying of pneumonia but at least I'm not racist

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We are screwed
youtube.com/watch?v=rJiKxV4rTCQ

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Is anything important happening
>splitting threads like crazy

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>Muh women on the front lines!!!61!!#!

CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!

YOU CHINESE ARE THE WORST PEOPLE. YOU CHINESE ARE DUMBER THAN BLACK PEOPLE.

keep us updated please

>STOP THE BLAME CULTURE BIGOTS!
>TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS DONT HELP!
>STAND TOGETHER, STAND TOGETHER, NO YOU CANT USE MASKS!

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I WANT FUCKING NUKES ON EVERY REGION OF CHINA AND ALL CHINESE SATELLITES BURNED IN THE ATMOSPHERE
SEND THEM TO THE STONE AGE

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you can fuck off and make your own spreadsheet.

Uhhh, happening bros? Bulls are pulling the market back.

nope just another random user

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I've had a on and off again fever for the last few days and my ears and sinuses feel like they are gonna explode but it's weird because theres barely any mucus at all like with a cold or flu

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it's yesterday's zoom meeting id that is offline today
would be nice to get today's meeting id

pst, I'm on your side, I'm quoting the WHO retards

i dont know. no cough at all yesterday, and this morning shes coughing non-stop and bringing all sorts of shit up
We were in Milford and are around Camden/Woodside, and the woman who works at the vet is around Greenwood I think
she left 30min ago to see the doc, ill report back either way so clear any worries anyone may have of around here

Platinum button when?

This.
The actual lethality will be between .1-.5%
>bbbut lethality 3.4%
>using only reported known infections fir calculation
>run for your lives from this flu!

Fucking idiots can't into high school statistics

90% of covid cases have fever, if not then chances are it's a cold.

FUCK CHINA
ALL MY HOMIES HATE CHINA

>Slayer
Patrician taste.
Now watch this.
youtu.be/-Rr8zgMCQK8

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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>Iran
>#ERROR
After seeing those retards licking balls I knew they are fucked. Now imagine spreading this shit to your family and then they go praying in a mosque and literally fuck up all other people that will in return fuck up their families.
Now combine this with sick people in public and you have your ERROR.

Iran is fucked. And those are just the official numbers...

Based

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>womyn on the frontlines
>globally stand together

lmoa

Brother, only EXTERMINATUS can cleanse this fucking degenerate filth off the place of this planet

You are going to catch it there. It's too late

>audio feedback from phone call
These are the people in charge of the global effort to combat this virus. Jesus Christ.

>Journalists keep asking the same questions
God
Fucking
Damnit

CAN YOU PLEASE REPEAT THE QUESTION UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

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she just started. normal baseline is 98.3 for her and she is at 99.7

Retards still thinking warm weather will stop it

CORONA VIRRRUS

That’s upper respiratory and corona’s lower respiratory. You’re fine/just a flu

fucking retards, can’t they manage audio with all that money they have?

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Unfortunate digits bro.
Well chicken noodle and ginger ale should clear it up.
'Cause it's "jus the flu", right?

Doublethink is strong in this one. 2+2=5

i always thought green (or red or black or some other shit) is cause for conern,
but that yelow is fine, on par with clear
:s
hmmm ok
best of luck user, i'll pray for her and doggo and you.

we only update once per day, which was done already. Italy will surpass Iran I think and France will wreck your asses.

>I WANT FUCKING NUKES ON EVERY REGION OF CHINA AND ALL CHINESE SATELLITES BURNED IN THE ATMOSPHERE
>SEND THEM TO THE STONE AGE

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you're just symbol drawing neck, shoulders, clavicle, etc. head is way too big it's basically chibii. mouth symbol drawn. cmon user you can better.

LINK TO THE STREAM?

Summer won't save you.

Jesus your people should have put that much effort and emotion into learning how to fish

>RYANAIR: NO EVIDENCES ON THE VIRUS DISAPPEARING IN SUMMER
RYANAIR: NO EVIDENCES ON THE VIRUS DISAPPEARING IN SUMMER

HAHAHA THEY ARE JUST LOWBALL ADMITTING THAT IT WILL CONTINUE TO SPREAD IN WARM SEASONS

i need proofs

>Its more than likely bronchitis,
That's what they told me I have right now. Btw I'm in Maryland

youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E&feature=emb_logo

Ah, sorry. The Australians are DEFINITELY Chinese, though.

>WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THE VIRUS WILL DISAPPEAR ON SUMMER
>WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THE VIRUS WILL DISAPPEAR ON SUMMER
>WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THE VIRUS WILL DISAPPEAR ON SUMMER
>WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THE VIRUS WILL DISAPPEAR ON SUMMER

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COOFING ON THE STREAM
>COOFING ON THE STREAM
COOFING ON THE STREAM
>COOFING ON THE STREAM
COOFING ON THE STREAM
>COOFING ON THE STREAM
COOFING ON THE STREAM
>COOFING ON THE STREAM
COOFING ON THE STREAM
>COOFING ON THE STREAM
COOFING ON THE STREAM
>COOFING ON THE STREAM
COOFING ON THE STREAM
>COOFING ON THE STREAM
COOFING ON THE STREAM
>COOFING ON THE STREAM

Coofers on stream im dying

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C O O F
O
O
F

Those quads mang. Next stop the Pearly Gates.

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TEDDY JUST COOFED

no.

we're going to do the alcohol route if we have it
thanks
i hope so

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Home quarantines are literal travel restrictions.
> Shut up, they don't help. Now give me your mask, cuddle with Achmed and die.

NIgga Ted is cooooooofing

youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E

I fucking hate the dutch govt!

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>Iran is going to win the World Coof

MICHAEL IS FUCKING DYING
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

youtube.com/watch?v=CsF6ezLOMC4

Based burger preppers. The governments attempts to downplay everything have only made people panic more.

Only the old ones do.

Well, there are at least 2 strains going around. 1 way more serious than the other.
Italy who has a great health system is almost at 4%.
Koreans are also much healthier than the west.
US is 60% Obess, 15% Diabetic, 10% breathing related illness, 7% cardio related illness. So factor that in. Koreans have barely any of those problems besides elderly with cardio problems.
Don't forget the scarring left on your lungs that lead to pulmonary fibrosis, which will kill you within 5 years....
Just the flu bro

You could just go complain on /ic/ with the rest of the failed artists about Yas Forums shitposting oc instead user.

Absolutely based

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They're all infected. WHO is a corona-chan shill

nigger coofer
hahahaha
>niggers are immune to covid19
>yeah right

>/x/usaAI

great image lol

>BAD COOFING ON THE STREAM
BAD COOFING ON THE STREAM

Whoever wins the stock market loses

Lungs dont feel too bad. only when i wake up theres some wheezing and shortness of breath but it passes during the day

oh shit

DIE TEDROS YOU MOTHERFUCKER DIE

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*coof coof*

WHO Doctor is infected. He keeps coofing everytime he talks!!!!!

>15 million globally

just lol, it won't even make a tiny tent in world population.

>avoid blame culture
fuck gooks

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I'm going to quit my job. Too much social interaction

Tell us, what symptoms you get

checked. Chen Qiushi and Fang Bin. Anyone heard anything about them? V&?

To me it looks like 3 redpilled Yas Forumstards would do a far better job than these idiots.

CHING CHONG NIP NONG FONG, NO SPEAKY CHINASHIT.

YOU CHINA SHITBUG SPEECH VELLLLY BAD ENGRISH.

Do you know de wey?

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who gives a shit about uganda
fucking hell

CORONACHAN CONFIRMED TO SURVIVE IN HOT WEATHER

NOTHING CAN STOP OUR GIRL

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THE WORLD IS DYING

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To Nurgles chosen:
Please read these:
If you go the route of adding more symptoms to what you currently have you have to add the night sweats.
But I think that this other user was right and simply go pretending you cracked your back. Tell them it's between your shoulder blades. Anything to get the x-rays of your lungs.
In a week you may simply expire at night. Hypoxia is not easy to feel.

Ted's dead baby

People got sent home, no one seems to have severe symptoms but we're on case #5

I am not sick

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Be at friends house.
suspected cases near his workplace. Kindergarten closed.
He and his mother coof and sniff.

It's not airborne right.

>we cant test everyone with a sniffle
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

He's outta breath isn't funny desu

Faggot thread splitter. He made it too early

The absolute state of first world countries denying science because of raycizem.

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Kek great

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Things are so bad in China now that chinks are literally jumping off the roof of their apartment building instead of waiting fore the dreaded coronachan to get them. Many such cases.

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>ITS ABOUT PREPAREDNESS

FUCKING KEK

>Pennsylvania gets its first two Corona cases in Delaware county (right outside Philly)
>WWE is hosting a PPV on Sunday in a 10k seat arena
>Live and work in the suburbs of Philadelphia

Whelp bros my fat ass is fucked. Should have lost weight sooner

get a pulse oximeter now user and start regular measurements. If you notice it start to fall and it keeps falling below 80 or so you should probably get oxygen and a doctor

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Lol

Y-you have to be tested!

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it's gonna be 2 more questions and the stream will end lmao

It depicts the coming of the antichrist nigger. Be very afraid, because these people are larping lunatics. No jesus coming for us.

Are normalfags buying this shit? Do they seriously believe what your government's saying?

Vanned and presumed dead.

NEVER FORGET CHEN QIUSHI. KILL THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY NOW. ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH.

WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

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White is to flush virus out (low infection)
Yellow is presence of white killercells that ate virus (normal infection)
Green is high presence of killercells (strong infection)
Brown/red means blood vessel bursted (normal except huge amounts of blood)

Kek

Isn't it pretty much confirmed that most adults will catch it eventually? The spread can't be contained? Unless you live in the middle of nowhere on a self sustaining plot of land, it's inevitable. So rather than masks and disinfectant and the like, shouldn't the focus be on preparing your supplies for food shortages and preparing your body with sleep and the right vitamins and nutrients to fight off the virus? (Maybe some prayer too).

We're all gonna have to spin the cylinder of the Corona revolver at some point in the next few months.

call it Italian Flu after pope dies

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>Jew Zealand

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Ruhe in Frieden.

Flu Shots or Oven Observation?

>dat chink construction
he almost got the bushes

Argentina would be dead already if it didn't

Yes

It's in Switzerland, obviously an office with international guests and feel-good-political correctness would eventually catch it.

>they INTENTIONALLY SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE WORLD.
Thanks, China!
At last we got The Happening we were asking for!

Yes. They think their government knows everything about the virus and is adapting to changing information, when the information has been there since it emerged in China and they're just lagging behind or lying

This is old. A stunt gone wrong you retard