/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1653

► Detected: 100,703 ► Died: 3,412

>NEWS
Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

15 million to die, $2.3 trillion recession
archive.is/SEsjO

French lawmaker tests positive
archive.is/8pJqO

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

>RESEARCH
Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

High cytokine in blood of critical patients
doi.org/10.1016/S0140-6736(20)30183-5

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

>REMINDER
CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
archive.is/XxLE3

WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>LATEST CASES
11:05: 59 new cases in Belgium.
11:01: 1,234 new cases and 16 new deaths in Iran. A 17th death mentioned in the source was previously reported at 19:53 on 5 March.
10:29: 48 new cases in Madrid, Spain.
10:28: 28 new cases in Malaysia.
10:21: 1 new case in Queensland, Australia. The patient recently returned from Iran.
10:20: 2 new cases in Indonesia.
10:12: 6 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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Other urls found in this thread:

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1otOjbWOk0sMQnytVh17a5X5n-SJlPqCn&ll=50.62672018452898,11.46350913020899&z=6
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Fallzahlen.html
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/nCoV.html
pastebin.com/UjyvedMg
youtu.be/8-MhQFNFY7E
youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E
youtube.com/watch?v=id9-dHInoH0
virological.org/t/response-to-on-the-origin-and-continuing-evolution-of-sars-cov-2/418
nysenewstimes.com/-deployable-military-shelter-systems-market-industry-perspective-comprehensive-analysis-size-share-growth-segment-trends-and-forecast-2025/
archive.is/GPVv4
fox29.com/news/5-bucks-county-schools-closed-due-to-possible-exposure-to-confirmed-case-of-coronavirus
mailchi.mp/esicm/the-future-of-haemodynamic-monitoring-first-webinar-of-the-year-1009715
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,576 (3,042) ► International 20,127 (370): S. Korea 6,593 (43) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 3,858 (148) D. Princess 696 (6) France 577 (9) Spain 382 (5) Japan 381 (6) USA 233 (14) Switzerland 214 (1) UK 163 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 60 (2) Thailand 48 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 40 (3) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 578 Singapore 130 Belgium 109 Norway 108 Sweden 101 Malaysia 83 Bahrain 60 Kuwait 58 Canada 48 Austria 47 Greece 45 Iceland 37 India 31 UAE 28 Denmark 23 Czechia 18 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Ecuador 13 Ireland 13 Portugal 13 Russia 13 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Estonia 10 Brazil 9 Georgia 9 Qatar 8 Romania 8 Slovenia 7 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 S. Arabia 5 Indonesia 4 N. Zealand 4 Senegal 4 Chile 4 Hungary 4 Dom. Rep. 2 Luxembourg 2 Morocco 2 Argentina 2 Bosnia 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Cameroon 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican City 1 Liechtenstein 1 Peru 1 Poland 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +167 (+30) S. Korea +309 (+1) Iran +1,234 (+16) France +154 (+2) Spain +100 (+2) USA +12 (+2) UK +47 (+1) Netherlands +46 (+1) Germany +33 Japan +17 Switzerland +94 Singapore +13 Belgium +59 Norway +14 Sweden +7 Malaysia +28 Bahrain +5 Thailand +1 Canada +11 Austria +4 Greece +14 Iceland +2 India +1 S. Marino +2 Denmark +3 Czechia +6 Egypt +12 Finland +3 Portugal +4 Russia +6 Estonia +5 Brazil +1 Romania +2 Slovenia +1 Pakistan +1 Philippines +2 Indonesia +2 Dom. Rep. +1 Bhutan +1 Cameroon +1 Vatican City +1 Peru +1 Serbia +1 Slovakia +1 Total +2,429 (+55)

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 06.03.

>33 NEW INFECTIONS:

>578 TOTAL INFECTIONS

last update: 06.03.
source: worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>RKI reports:
+134 = 534 cases
updated: 06.03. 06:00 GMT
cases between 2 and 99 years old, median 42 years
updated: 06.03.
sex is known in 148 cases: 57% men
updated: 03.03.

>04.03.
>Soldier, 41, close contact of the first 2 infected in NRW, released as recovered.
>05.03.
RKI: Containment-strategy still viable. Majority of new cases infected in Germany, 64 infected in Italy, 14 in Iran. Therapeutics tested in china soon to be used in germany. Movement-data from mobile phones would be helpfull in finding contacts.
Nordrhein-Westfalen: Schools in Heinsberg closed until at least 15.03.. Prisons prepare for coronavirus. No more visitors in Heinsberg stateprison.
Berlin: Refugee-homes hang up posters in arabic, turkish and english to educate refugees about the coronavirus.
Nordhessen: First case: woman, 75, mild symptoms
Belgium: Civil employee of NATO and 2 relatives infected.
>06.03.
RKI: "We can not halt it, just slow it." "We must slow it, so the health-system can provide better care for patients."
Netherlands: First death: man, 67, died in Rotterdam
France: 1 delegate and 2 members of parliament infected.
Vatican: Patient of health-institution infected.
Berlin: Masks and disinfectant stolen from multiple clinics, internal measures taken.
Düsseldorf: Refugee-home transformed into quarantine-station, refugees distributed elsewhere.
Saxony: 2nd case: man, 67, infected in Italy
source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

>MAP OF INFECTIONS IN GERMANY:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1otOjbWOk0sMQnytVh17a5X5n-SJlPqCn&ll=50.62672018452898,11.46350913020899&z=6
>NUMBERS FROM RKI:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Fallzahlen.html
>MORE INFO FROM RKI:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/nCoV.html

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Finally those cunts better stop splitting threads.

>CONCLUSION OF PREVIOUS REPORT ON GERMANY

3 Routes of infection: NRW, Italy and Iran
Most severe outbreak is in NRW, which started in Heinsberg, it is unknown how it got there.
Other outbreaks all over germany have had contact to Infected in or from NRW or Italy.
Community spread in newly infected areas could not be stopped.
Some cases have also been imported from Iran.

Men and women of various age-groups get equally infected, the vast majority of cases develops mild symptoms.
Hospitalisation is seldom required and as of 03.03. only 1 case, which had comorbidity, was reported with lung failure.

previous report:
pastebin.com/UjyvedMg

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Any updates from Nurgle's chosen ?

Did she get her SO2 meter ?

ARGIE FARGIE

Congratz Corona for 100k!

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Updated Corona growth.

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posting in TRUE bread for TRUE anons

See now this. THIS is a thread. Not like that other weird thread.

CAN ANYONE SEE THE FLOOR? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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lel

Oximeter still "out for delivery"
other than that I had to sleep for 6 hours after being awake and active for 2

Which strand of coronachan do we have in Europe?

THREE
SPLIT
THREADS
just flew over my house

STOP SHES BECOMIGN UGLIER

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

who is going to take over the threads after argetina bro succumbs to poor healthcare

Good evening, any updates on dead mutts?

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IMAGE SO YOU READ MY POST.

How come South Korea has so few deaths compared to Italy and Iran when they have the most cases after China?

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look at those loser countries without 3 digits, they're not even trying

Did you test positive?

They won't, they are in full force right now.
Threads move faster than I can read them, holy shit.
Keep up the good work OP, I can't imagine having to manage that stuff atm

Original fags know who's baker. The other ones will catch newfags so we win.

I vote for anyone except this guy

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yea a bit ngl

Both.

>still asshurt about losing the Cold War
wew

CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
>CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
>CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
>CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
>CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
>CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
>CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
>CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS
>CORONAVIRUS CASES GONNA PEAK AROUND THE WORLD IN 4-6 WEEKS

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you cannot stop death.

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Fuck off attention seeking faggot. You're an embarrassment to our country

CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!

YOU CHINESE ARE THE WORST PEOPLE. YOU CHINESE ARE DUMBER THAN BLACK PEOPLE.

Unironically, better healthcare.

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>expected losses a week ago: $1 trillion
>expected losses today: $2.3 trillion

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Is it you drawing these?

Most of Africa is probably infected by now. Lets hope corona and Ebola meet. Truely a world ending scenerio

I wish that were me

Second

Its just exhaustion then, I keep passing out from time to time. Its like there is no real rest anymore, just a few minutes of feeling 'nothing' while I sleep lol.

Someone post the WHO link

Bill gates will have the highest score ever.

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How come Germany hasnt any deaths yet?
My theory says Germany has had deaths but
>didnt test them for Corona
or
>Just threw these Deaths into the regular flu death statistics

What do you think guys? My gut tells me its pretty much impossible to have this many infected without any corpses.

She reads a ronery rife
She reads a ronery rife

When she woke up rate in da wuhan right
And da day had jus begun
She open up her eyes and thought
Oh, what a morning
It not a day for worrrk
It a day for coofing ton
Just frying on a prane and having fun
She going to get ya

All dat she want is anudda body
She gone tomorrow, boy
All dat she want is anudda body
All dat she want is anudda body
She gone tomorrow, boy
All dat she want is anudda body

So if you ah in sight and da day is right
She a hunter, you get da pox
Da gentle voice dat talk to you
Won' talk foeva
It a night for tranmission
But da morning mean goodbye
Beware of what is flashing in her eyes
She going to get ya

All dat she want is anudda body
She gone tomorrow, boy
All dat she want is anudda body
All dat she want is anudda body
She gone tomorrow, boy
All dat she want is anudda body

All dat she want is anudda body
She gone tomorrow, boy
All dat she want is anudda body
All dat she want is anudda body
She gone tomorrow, boy
All dat she want is anudda body

All dat she want
All dat she want

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Nowtburger

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This and the DOOM one are the best OC to come from this happening

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We're not stopping, those are rookie numbers, watch this
>$5 Trillion

9 months like the Spanish 'flu.

Gebäst

Eastern bloc countries in the top wow

When do they plan to start?
youtu.be/8-MhQFNFY7E

youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E

How is virus formed
Also tell me like, how is baby formed, I asking for a fren

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They won't
WHO going to panic even harder today, so they are trying to bury.

> FIRST CASE IN TOGO (WEST AFRICA)

> FIRST CASE IN TOGO (WEST AFRICA)

> FIRST CASE IN TOGO (WEST AFRICA)

> FIRST CASE IN TOGO (WEST AFRICA)

We must go bigger

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I'M NOT HOME FOR ANOTHER 3 WEEKS AND MY HOUSE IS GONNA GET LOOTED

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trips of truth
youtube.com/watch?v=id9-dHInoH0

Post phone number to dial into the presser.

Did you actually test and Got a positive result or are you guys Just paranoid

If you fact check anything these happening fags say you’ll see that it’s not true. Most recent is the 2 strands L and S. Seems plausible right? well no, it was written by dumb chinks and resoundingly rebuked by peers. None of this shit here is true. It’s worse than the flu but slowing down like SARS with reasonable social distancing measures.

LINK no S and L strains: virological.org/t/response-to-on-the-origin-and-continuing-evolution-of-sars-cov-2/418

should I be concerned now
in milan btw

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holy fuck so many splits

why

Any polanons experiencing panic buying?

They're probably brain dead on ECMOs.

Friendly reminder that if you don't have one of these corona-chan will sneak up on you!

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was about time

Is there any research on recovered patients lungs?

GO AWAY CUNT KANGAROO

thanks mates

Oh, that's a rare flag

defend yourself pussy

nah you're good brah

Italy is testing also dead people

it’s in your country to now nice!

kys fucking sperg

yeah, something is about to happen

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You're probably sweet

i am flying to denmark tomorrrow

Had close contact with someone who tested positive on 2 tests in a row but they refused to test me.
Just told me to self isolate and call the "corona hotline" if symptoms are still there in a week
>passing out
that's not good

The Italian and Iranian new numbers are pretty scary. I feel like they're the only countries telling the truth noiw.

>DOESN'T MATTER WHAT COUNTRY YOU'RE IN, THIS DISEASE WILL STRIKE YOUR HEALTH SYSTEM
- Ryan

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Do You want to know why Poland has only 1 confirmed case?
We test 3 times and need at least 2 positives to qualify case as confirmed.
So...

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>59

Time to get on oxygen, user.

you can't even afford luxury soups so what are they gonna take

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Im gonna survive. I got guns, Jesus and a big dick

Do you guys think it’s a bad time to get a dog? Going to be picking up my first puppy in April.

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Having less beds is cosidered efficient in normal times.

>with reasonable social distancing measures.

I'm not sure about where you are, but those don't exist here. Normies are still riding the Tube and practically tonging each other.

Real quesstion: What will happen when the number of recovers equals thenumber of infected?

Went to 2ch to see if japan is on fire, got this.
Is this a new thing, How long has it been like this?

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You'll be quarantined for 14 days.

peak in 3 months and stay in peak for other 3 months

it will start going down in September

Right Wing Protection Squad when?

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How do I defend my house from the other side of the country you colossal fucking retard?

That's my pulse you mouth breather.

43 cases in Iceland now

I wonder why the virus hit Iran so hard, does USA have a hand in it?

Why has BNO been so slow the last few days?

Yeah, and that too. As far as i know only you and Spain are doing it.

Thanks man.

>chinese autist on the left not talking to anybody and pretending to read his laptop

Went to local Lidl yesterday morning, right before it opened, there was a crowd of Old People fighting their way to the entrance, i was like yo shit is going down, but they didnt get any groceries, they fought over some clothes lol

O kurwa.

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That would require Togo to have a health system.

Yeah nah
You are getting sloppier and lamer each time to do this.
Quite honestly it's sad. You are regressing in both intelligence and mental age.
Please grow up.
Do something with yourself.
Have a shower.
Brush your teeth.
Eat a healthy meal and so some exercise and get off your computer.

underappreciated posts

It's 5ch now

What is that site/app?

OH YOU

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is this really true..?

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post lama’s

HDT Global is working an insanely large order for military tents since January.

According to this site they manufacture small and large tents as well as medical facilities, command posts and aircraft & vehicle maintenance.

nysenewstimes.com/-deployable-military-shelter-systems-market-industry-perspective-comprehensive-analysis-size-share-growth-segment-trends-and-forecast-2025/

Is the government prepping for quarantine shelters?

2 CONFIRMED IN PENNSYLVANIA

they lick religious shrines because they think that will protect them

probably Italy will be the first to give an accurate estimate on death rate. Some say is a mutated, more violent strain. Could be. But China was burning corpses while cooking the books too, maybe 2/3 of cases went missing/covered up.

2channer arrested a few hours ago broke quarantine and told his parents he was going to deliberately spread it in bars.

Hopefully this shuts all the retarded niggers on twitter up

You're okay. It's not even a pandemic.

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>trusting sandniggers to understand germ theory

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that’s heart rate, moron

Poland is a fucking joke

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Same proportion as Italy. remember they have only 400.000 citizens

Hey, Dobson at last learned to draw!.

I travelled here from Germany, was out and about in all big urban centres before travel and have been in self isolation since coming back.

I dont have any symptoms or anything other than just feeling tired and worn out, which some anons pointed out is just from stress.

Unironically live in walking distance of where all the Indian Corona chan patients are so if anything happens, i am booking it to the hospital.

Nurgle's spawn was in contact with a person who tested positive, negative and then positive for the virus but they dont test her for whatever reason.

I am good at taking care of others but I am very bad at taking care of myself lmao.

CANT SAY THE P-WORD BIGOT

CANT SAY THE P-WORD BIGOT

CANT SAY THE P-WORD BIGOT

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So far they've found 2 strains and yes one is more deadly

well mods acted fast

Bigger, bigger Corona-chan!

Yeah.

singularity

HERE WE GOOO

Just out of curiosity.

Has anyone else here, never prepped, never thought ANYTHING was ever happening, ignored all other diseases/outbreaks over the years but somehow knew, just KNEW that this was "the big one"?

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COOF COOF

Just now figuring that out?

SHITSHOW IS STARTING

youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E
youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E
youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E

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We should bring them to our countries so they can enrich us with their culture.

having old rusty broken beds piled up in a mold-infested room because hospitals have to wait 30 years to delete them from inventory.

DON'T CLOSE UP ON HIS FACE, GOD

meant to reply to you, read here

This. The shills really can't spin things anymore, so the current tactic is to spam up threads with bots, off topic trolling/bait, roll games, "rate my stash" bullshit, split them, etc.
And of course there will also be the usual flood of 11 year old retarded kiddies attention whoring with moronic, unfunny horseshit.

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Love ya mate, also have you seen that you guys already have 1 case? It's from an indian guy I believe

Well, we have a relatively high number of infections with patients as old as 99.
I assume the disease in our patients hasn't progressed as far as in e.g. italy, before testing.
Our patients are probably better taken care of, because they are spread more evenly throughout the country and healthcare is not overwhelmed.
One of our cases, man, 47, with comorbidity, suffered lung failure and is now on artificial respiration, probably in coma, but can still make it.

He's back to tell us we can't call it a pandemic because feelings could be hurt, but it's basically a pandemic.

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IT STARTS
youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E
youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E
youtube.com/watch?v=8-MhQFNFY7E

That French bird they had on the panel never came back after her blatant coofing act.

>dad is flying cross country today
>returning 3 weeks later
>he's an old smoker with high blood pressure, so asked him to try and be careful
>he sperged out going full "nothing burger" and even started quoting trump "people don't even know they have it"
He's gonna get himself killed, along with my mom. Feels bad man.

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INCREASINGLY NERVOUS NIGGER

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it auto redirects.

Oh fuck, I saw that and didn't put 2 and 2 together.

The only bad oc of corona-chan is on deviantART shit, things posted here are usually good.

I don't even... How?

>burma, laos,cambodia
yeah highly doubt that they have no corona

How much longer? I will personally travel to fucking Rwanda and test the darkies. It's about fucking time the announcement was made. Action needs to be taken.

don't you have a whole cvg for this shit hans? can't you just shit up your own threads? No one gives a fuck about how many syrians have the virus.

CANADA SUCKS.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY

INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY

Making a few adjustments

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Is the shit finally hitting the fan?

>It's international women's day guys!

International Women's Day

Remember that the only cure to the plague is burning down the whole city were it appears.
London did in 1666 and they were fine afterwards.

anyone calling in

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MUH WOMEN
>MUH WOMEN
MUH WOMEN
>MUH WOMEN

MUH WOMEN
>MUH WOMEN

MUH WOMEN
>MUH WOMEN

MUH WOMEN
>MUH WOMEN

CURONA VAIRUSU

I haven't been on here much the last few days. What's going on in Italy that has its numbers shooting so high? Tourist destination?

Yeah swineflu, birdflu etc i thought it was a total nothingburger becuase they had literally 0.1% deathrates
Ebola was such obvious bullshit it hurts
I knew this was the one the minute I heard about it because it was a guy talking abot how it’s transmitted and it was clear it transmitted like swineflu with SARS tier death rates

WHAT IS THE POINTS OF THIS
>MUH WOMEN'S DAY

>Homeland: still only 1 sick many days later
>Cuckmark: everyday they keep finding more sick people, overnight they found 10+, now it is 23.

Fuck. How do I avoid the odds of becoming the next victim?

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WHAT DO WOMEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?

WOMYN IMPORTANT

COVID19? WHAT'S THAT?

>still no """"confirmed"""" cases in Turkey

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what’s the difference between an epidemic and pandemic?
hmm I do not believe you but nice try

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Quick someone call in with number we got yesterday.

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I dont think its corona bro, first symptoms are rapid fevers and cough
Stay safe and healthy user

>"people don't even know they have it"
yeah that's the fucking problem, isn't it?

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PRAISE INTERNATIONAL WOMANS DAY
>PRAISE INTERNATIONAL WOMANS DAY
PRAISE INTERNATIONAL WOMANS DAY
>PRAISE INTERNATIONAL WOMANS DAY

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wrong image, fuck.

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Allegedly it mutates like crazy.
archive.is/GPVv4

INTERNATIONAL CORONA DAY

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Is just unrealistic the numbers of infected on Canada, I have a friend in Ontario who got sick 2 weeks ago and got immediately sent home, he didn't get any tests, 5 minutes and the doctor (a woman) sent him home, Canadians will not survive

>NIGGER IS TALKING ABOUT GENDER EQUALITY
WHY
WHAT THE FUCK
STOP IT

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So I have started to take a vitamin c supplement and reckon my daily C intake will be 800mg to 1000mg. Overall I try to eat healthy and along with some basic hygiene measures that's basically my prevention plan.

> let me start by acknowledging women's day
blabla bla
> massive deadly pandemic but let me be a sjw first. *tips fedora
stupid politician deserves the rope

They shutdown a bunch of schools

>fox29.com/news/5-bucks-county-schools-closed-due-to-possible-exposure-to-confirmed-case-of-coronavirus

It gets worse every single day, what the fuck does any of this have to do with gender equality AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>MUH WUHMEEN

kek I love these guys they are mining your (you)s and they know it.

Is he seriously talking about gender equality

All women are super heroes

One is on the skin and the other is airborne

CALL IN
>CALL IN
CALL IN
>CALL IN
CALL IN
>CALL IN
CALL IN
>CALL IN

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I'm a virgin

So we get muzzoes to burn down europe and chima? Cool

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Opens up the fucking stream with Happy Women's Day, this fucking beating around the bush nigger

gender equality

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Stop being a bigot!

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I did not know about it

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>Tourist destination?
yes and countries are actually testing for it now.

>mfw promotions thanks to my genitals

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I would like to thank our based bakers

>on the verge of 100k cases
someone should tell him

HERE IS THE WHO NUMBER IF ANYONE WANTS TO CALL IN

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I knew this one was a big one when that hospital was built in Wuhan and no one batted an eyelash, echoing that it's just a flu. I did most of my prep in January, finished off some loose ends in Feb and I've been hunkered down for the last couple of weeks already.

I've never done anything like this before and I live in a hurricane zone.

M-mommy gib milkies

I miss when she was flat

On the verge? NIGGER WE'RE ALREADY AT 100K KEEP UP OR GTFO

you're ok. time to organize a hitchhiking trip to the north buddy, it will be good for your health

When he mentioned the womans names he sounded exactly like Lookner thanking the mods

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Won't even give her the 100k.
Shameful

WE CONTINUE TO CALL....
this means it's over you could have prevented this

just like every country in this world, no one was prepared for this kind of shit

JUST AN EPIDEMIC


NOTHING TO SEE HERE

WHO LIVE STREAM GETTING STREAM SNIPED WHEN ??

Thank you, I doubt if I have corona but all this is just so tiresome.

mailchi.mp/esicm/the-future-of-haemodynamic-monitoring-first-webinar-of-the-year-1009715
Shits fucked in Italy.

10% if patients requiring ICU and I guarantee the number would be higher if there were any more icu bedd to put them in.

>Make sure you set clear goals for care with the patients and their families early on
Is code for tell people their family are fucked when they walk through the door.

>reversing the number from phone tones
never chance Yas Forums never chance

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why is this clown not fired yet?

Stay hydrated

When did you realize that the WHO wanted us to all suffer and die?

BNO Newsroom is kill

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good to see you're still around

>SLOWING DOWN THE EPIDEMIC SAVES LIVES
SLOWING DOWN THE EPIDEMIC SAVES LIVES
>SLOWING DOWN THE EPIDEMIC SAVES LIVES
SLOWING DOWN THE EPIDEMIC SAVES LIVES

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People dying and shit and this shitskin is talking about diversity and womyn.

Pull their funding for fuck's sake, they've let this shit run wild in the name of equality.

WHY CANT THIS POO NIGGER TALK ENGLISH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON??

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

NEW THREAD - no jannies allowed

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>mfw women's day only empowers corona-chan

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i love it. love it. Let's all preach about equality and stopping racism while the world literally burns. Please god, kill us all. Wipe every last human from the face of this earth.
Amen.

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Don't forget Vitamin D during winter, works wonders.

What was the last happening that had as many threads as /cvg/? I remember ebola, but I was never really worried because it was so easy to contain.

THANK THE WAHMEN

Yeah. My friends think I've gone insane because I have NEVER done anything like this before.

My little brother has a cough and fever, probably the roaches at his school spreading it.

My aunt came home from Italy two weeks ago and has a cough and a fever - she is STILL working at an elderly apartment complex this day.

Family work and travel to London everyday.

England is fucked. I'm fucked.

Stop smothering me with those thick luscious buns

...did they really tweet this? goddammit the whole world is run by women

He said it in the sense of "it' so mild, you don't even notice". But yeah, people spreading it without knowing they have it is the problem.

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Because those who put him in this place are also clowns.