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Elliott wave collapsing zigzag pattern in effect. Expect a massive plunge imminently.

We are so utterly fucked.

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>Dub 7's
>-777 in the market

We...we're going to be ok guys...r...right.

zig zag pattern on ur mums face and imminent plunge deep into her arsehole

>dubs
Thats trips you tard.

Elliott waves can only go one of three ways and this looks like a corrective wave but I could be wrong. Its most likely a motive wave.
Either way, a massive plunge isn't the most likely scenario. It will trend downwards until April when new cases of the virus slow and it will bounce back where we are by the November elections.

>US Collapsing

You know what must be done

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So? Just wait until it bottoms out and buy oil stocks. This is why the Jews own entire nations and you're stuck in your mommy's basement.

It won't slow in April. It will accelerate.

Are people not going to want to drive out of town to attend their family barbeques this summer? Will the gas prices not go up and Exxon Mobil not experience a predictable inflation of stock prices? Is this the one to end them all?

Don't worry it will jump up. It always does.
I think. I do maybe we are fucked.

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Yawn. Wake me up when DOW hits 21,000

Look at the op post you moronic imbecile

i see quints. pol officially retarded.

Wait for the supply chain disruption reports in the next two week. Also rate of infection. This is nothing right now. It has A LOT of room to sink. We just cant predict how low yet

MAMA MIA PIZZERIAAAAA

Let's get fucked

the Jews own the printing presses which give them the money they use to take ownership of productive assets or collect usurious rates of interest from goyim they permit to use it in exchange for a lifetime of debt-slavery. the real question is why nations tolerate this

The virus dies on surfaces at a fairly low temp compared to other contagions. The southern hemisphere is fucked.

Where is the PPT?
Are they sleeping uh?
Wake up boyz.

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please be chaos

This is a civilization threatening event, yeah. I expect to see tens or hundreds of millions dead from this.

My fingers are crossed, however we don't know the rate of infection in the united states or how many are currently infected. The government is intentionally hiding numbers to keep people from chimping out. Trump cancelled a CDC meeting today because the CDC staff are infected at the Atlanta office

Manufactured corona flu crisis. 0.1%-0.5% lethality.
Stockholders are retard NPCs.

Now is the time to buy, because SK is already reporting 0.6% lethality and that number is expected to drop.

No it doesn't. Check Singapore's weather. It's hot there now, and they've got an exploding infection cluster.

Then you are an NPC. It literally flu level lethality.

Er, n/m, misunderstood what you were saying

The problem is that if you buy now you might get routed if the markets drop another 30 percent in a flash crash.

Flu has 0.1% mortality. This has 3.4% and rising.

thanks trump, you worthless fuck

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN 401K-A-ROONIE

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I'm gonna buy up all the rising stocks you goofy people sell off low and then make a killing from 2020 to 2024 while Trump manages the economy into hyperdrive and steamrolls a much weakened recession addled Germany and China.

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Thats called market timing. If you are not an experienced investor you will get fucked hard trying that. This is a black swan event. Volatility goes both ways.

>thinking this has anything to do with covid-19 at this point
equities bid up massively, one blip in the global supply chain sends the trend line negative, everyone crowds the exits. rip ur precious bubble, zognald

This is what you get for globalizing your fucking supply chains with cheap shit quality materials made in cheap shit China or Taiwan or Vietnam etc .

Move operations back home you fucking cheapskate companies, fuck shareholder profits and fuck shareholders. You've ruined this country for long enough.

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Right, and now with bond yields, 0 percent interest rates, and oil prices crashing, we are in for a real shit storm if the virus sticks around into summer

Call me when it hits 0, this isn't even close to a real happening.

>canada

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You know its a happening when it drops 7 percent in an hour, and they have to put the circuit breakers on. Expect one of those next week

Its the Feds desperately trying to manipulate the market is why we are seeing the large up spikes. It is so pathetic to see them struggle like this.

so fucking what. its still 8 thousand points higher than any point during bongo's presidency

Statistical impossibility, obvious even if you know nothing about statistics nor economics.

You guys spreading your cheeks, or grabbing your ankles?

I'll get the lube.

>muh stocks
>muh 401k

I can die happy now

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One year low, it was a relatively constant upward trend for a long while, but the sheer drop has been horrifying. July dropped slightly lower over a much longer period due to Iran/North Korea happenings and etc

OH FUCK IT'S FALLING

There's only so many bullets in that magazine. China is on their last one. I think that dip in gold two weeks back or so, was them liquidating their reserves.

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Fucked hard by not making quite as much as I could have if I waited for them to blow up a nuclear power plant to steal oxygen away from this panic like you throw a stick of dynamite in an oil fire?

>This has 3.4% and rising.
literally everyone is calling bullshit on that WHO number

Oh no ...it’s nothing

You just proved that you are a complete retard who does not have the mental capacity or the stability to trade your money on an exchange

I lost out on Eve Fanfest and now Jack is not a happy boy

Not really just Trump and his cult

They cancelled fanfest? Shit.

Yeah, calling bullshit because it's TOO LOW. I expect mortality to end up in the 7-8% range once medical infrastructural collapse causes the mortality of everything to spike.

Its a shame we can't trust our institutions anymore. Its zero and non existent as far as I've measured. Now make me care.

Naw it's more like 0.73% dude trust me bro

So which kind of tragic event are you expecting to happen by (((pure coincidence))) to distract the sheep and bring them back under control?