/SMG/ STOCK MARKET GENERAL/pol/ EDITION

NOOOO NOT MY STOCKERINOS. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MY PORTFOLIOLIOS. STOP SELLLLLING

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This is bad. It's also a Friday. People are going to panic and sell all their stocks so they can prepare this weekend. If you have any shopping left to do to prepare for the big igloo I would suggest doing it before people get off of work today. It's fucking happening. We will see martial law within the week.

Live Corono updates here: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

The market is fucked.

I am so sick of you people, I live in fear every single day as a single mother whose piece of shit baby father left and society seems to be falling apart and you people think it's funny. I live in a bad neighborhood. Im scared. All my babies dad would do was play video games and hang out with his boys. Men are worthless.

Guise comon use common sense
DO NOT PANIC

stale pasta.. you kikes keep posting this shit in one form or another on every happening thread to derail it.

good. just the thought of boomers going bankrupt and having their retirement ruined makes me coom.

I stocked up last weekend. This one might really be the last before we major shortages.

Speak English please or just don't reply to me

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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[PANIC INTENSIFIES]

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doubt it lol

I kept going to corona generals and telling you faggots to buy silver because i knew this would happen.
How does it feel being subverted by jews again?

Homeowner anons....I know there is one somewhere. If you haven’t refinanced yet. Get in there. Make sure you find a lender that has a ‘float down’ or ‘lock and lower’ policy if rates go even lower before you fund.

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>WE WILL HIT 24K ON THE DJIA TODAY ITS CRASHING

DON'T FORGET TO SANCTION RUSSIA

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Don't tell me what to fucking do asswipe

I have retirement money that has to be invested. Where can I put it where it won't get wiped out?

fuck boomer rocks. buy ammo. it's gonna get real expensive soon.

Remind me what the DJI was at in 2014.

Doesn’t mean anything

Ignore this doomfag and refi

I have food and water for 2 months but I'm going to go back and spend another 2-300 on non perishables and drinking water. Pence said last night that he expects this virus to last at least a year and a half. I don't know what the fuck anyone is gonna do. Travel will be shut down. The market is collapsing. There will be nobody working. This is going to be IRL fallout without the radiation. People are going to start acting out soon.

Amazon is getting emptied too. Someone claiming to be an ebay seller said all their mask listings were nuked.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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Avg 30 year mortgage is at 3.29% last I checked, that is fucking insane

Masks are useless

It's entertaining to watch it crash, but in the end stock markets are fake and gay.

Obviously, thats why the hospitals and doctors are starting to claw them back

This is fine! Just a dip so BUY BUY BUY BUY faggots.

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Bloomberg Newspeak: "Market is skewing down"

lmao you cucks are hilarious. paying the jews loans for your old delapidated homes built back in the 1940s. they are literally worthless. it's just an old box with a cover on it. the materials to build it only costs around $20k but your loan is probably $100k lmao.

Big igloo is a nice code word for boogaloo. They’ll never make the connection and we can have our own super secret code language like the Navahoes

Protects from the one who wears it
Virus is small enough to get through in any case
Wear if you want but it will not do anything

I two months, also, and plan to pick up a few more things.
I also have two grandparents in nursing homes. This is starting to suck.

It will be for the better in the long run, but don't fucking kid yourself. This will result in global panic. If you think the stock market crash of 1929 was bad, wait until you see it happen when every person on earth has internet.

Do you think crude oil is fake an gay too? I'll burn your house with it.

Yes we all know the doctors and nurses are working while sick, they're wearing masks for our benefit (sneeed)

Have to live in the city to wagecuck to pay that overpriced mortgage

Nah we got a few months before that. Shit will really be jumping once a big pension fund or some bank or institution has a Lehman moment.

>You’ll start to see shortage of stuff basically
I doubt the stock market is that important to cause shortages on things

You mean they’ll stop becoming degenerates and go outside? The fuck!? No! I’m outside, I don’t want these useless zoomers zooming around my yard just zoomin. Mkay. Just zoomin around. Mkay. I don’t want it. I’m sick of it.

Just say "the purge" in reference to the Jewish movie kushners friend made. Since it's already been made clear by this movie it is freedom of speech and it's ok for jews to talk about a purge by golly it must be ok for anyone. Because it's not like we live in a two tiered corrupt system hahahaha

SMIMEN WHERE ARE YOU??

digits and we will never hear the phrase black friday the same way again

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Here user, take my energy, I’ll help!

Still a long way to go for a real happening. Wake me up when it falls below 20k

A huge portion of the economy is consumer spending
A huge portion of consumer spending is by Boomers who think their house is worth $400,000 and they have $500,000 in the stock market

WAKE ME UP

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Yeah, I'm old enough to remember when they said how great the Internet was going to be because it would bring us all together. That ended up being a joke. We are as divided as ever. Plus, like you said, governments and businesses can't censor information like in the past. It's about to hit the fan.

Jesus Christ lurk more you cannot be an adult and have so little of a grasp of an idea on how things work

Grow up you pathetic faggot.

NOICE MATE

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CANT WAKE UP

What triggered the panic today of all days?
Trying to shoot up on Monday after everyone and their grandma places their puts? Or is there a specific reason?

Yep.. Schlomo can't get on the nightly news and tell everyone it's going to be fine. People will know instantly the second it starts happening and it will crash like nobody has ever seen before.

lame, make it crash for real, wipe everything out to the floor so it never recovers

>when you buy the "dip" and it keeps dipping

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MUH STONKS

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Anything that you can just google is probably not good.

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kek so many retard boomers high off fed money, the modern "rome is eternal"

This is classic kike consolidation.
Long Delta.
Long American.
Buy gold and silver.
Stop selling your assets for USD that are not worth wiping your ass with you dumb fucks.
Stop playing memebux on Robinhood.
Literally braindeads, you fucking neet faggots jesus fucking christ.

show udders cow

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Very solid economic figures came out today, payrolls smashed expectations, seems to be people rotating into treasuries and risk-off assets in anticipation of downturn. If it doesn’t start to get bought up later this morning or in the afternoon I’m officially worried

The big igloo is just a fun way of saying it's about to hit the fan. It does not insinuate that a civil war is coming. An economic depression and pandemic is certainly a boogaloo.

>be an adult and have so little of a grasp of an idea on how things work
Haha you're gonna have a real rude awakening once you finally leave your basement and start meeting other adults.

>mfw robinhood crashed again

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boomer on CNBC right now sounding like badgad bob saying everything is fine, stop buying facemasks kek

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oy vey ids bractically anoddah shoah!

time to buy that rental property so you are much more insulated from the petty troubles of the peasantry

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Yas Forums PLZ GO! AND STAY AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its a giant casino, and its closing because everyone who plays there is deciding that food is a better investment than stocks.

Every time some government shill tells you to not use a mask this is the real reason

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Cali declaring state of emergency? I don't think there is anything specific about today. It's just that the "buy the dip nothing burger" buyers have vanished or at least are crowded out by sellers.

Code breakers have gotten better I see.

I work full time dingus, of course no one understands stocks but they still know that a stock market move doesn’t lead to supply shortages in their local supermarket. That guy is a special breed of dipshit

START APOLOGIZING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

YOU SUPPORTED THE ORANGE
YOU VOTED THE ORANGE
THIS RECESSION IS ON YOU RETARDS

Buy the dip

because the jews tie the stock market .. and really more so exotic "financial vehicles" in to the real economy (production of goods and services) so that everyone suffers when their money extraction schemes get exposed by unforseen x factors. they then use their ownership of government to subsidize the loses/keep their gains during downturns where they buy up tangible assets and depressed values. and then the cycle begins anew

The shortages will happen when everyone realizes that this isn't JUST THE FLU bro. Which is going to happen this weekend. The normie "preppers" have already started their haul. Once the literal "just a flu bro" people start panicking, it's fucking over. There aren't enough supplies for EVERYONE to buy months worth of food and water. Have you seen how quickly the shelves empty before a hurricane?

caveman thinking

>meme flag
I voted cheeto, not cheeta, and I don't regret it.

Even in quarantined Italian cities there was enough food and basic supplies

DJI was under 20k when the orange took office

fuck off bill mitchel

But what does this even mean ? I don't trade stocks does this effect the rest of the world and why is it being below 24k a happening ? It's 25k at the moment

Please!! Stop!!! My 401k !!!!

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You’re right, normies are already hitting the stores. I’ve been prepped since mid February and trying to tell my coworkers to do the same, some are actually starting to listen. I got some groceries last night and could hear multiple people in the store talking about corona and it’s not even in my state yet.

I’ll take care of you and your children, my lady.

You wanted to actually retire? Silly goyim.

>Plus they buy in for free (printing money out of thin air)
>So those tangible goods actually cost them nothing.

You SEVERELY underestimate panic buying in America. A week before a hurricane lands in my town you can't fucking find a bottle of water anywhere. Not even in a gas station.

true

Should I buy BTC now?
>inb4 other memecoins

Normies deserve this
>muh pre-tax earnings
>muh employer contribution
The house always wins

No.

Would you really? Why?