/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1650

Is that a California complaint? Gross

Todays games, place your bets.

>Israel has 19 patients
>every day a couple of new patients detected
>literally 100% are people coming from EU

Is EU literally finished?
How is it possible that all our patients are coming from random ass EU countries?

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Can Poland stop this?

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> hungary, budapest
> my district is in the news
> dutch fag broke out of quarantine, 99% he is infected
> police is looking for him
> he has a kid apperantly
> neighbour is a dutch with a kid
> see this outside

How dead am I?

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forgot picture, so place your bets anons

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Why? It's funny

OMFG WHY CANT YOU SPREAD FASTER AAAAAAH

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Good luck getting past my landmines

IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO!!!!! IT'S JUST A COOF!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Died: 3,412
only 3412?

Its a bioweapon. PLA admitted there was a biolab leak in wuhan. Chinks have been eating bats for thousands of years, stop being retarded.

>too fucking stupid to realize defense > offense in this situation
>walks into aluminum can shotgun mine trying to breach someone's perimeter
>if he does survive that, dies due to continued proximity with others coofing
>best thing about it is he posts an unedited IMG with metadata so everyone can raid him instead

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That's all your mossad agents reporting in

I'll join you soon

I'm coofing aaahhh

When should I stop eating fast food and start preparing all my meals at home?

Did you make out with him recently?

Cringe

UK will skyrocket soon
USA will beat everybody soon though

and?
How does that negate my premise?

This general has been going for so long, it just hit me how much time i had wasted here.

At least ill live long enough to see the world burn.

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It’s actually happening, isn’t it?

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>When should I stop eating fast food a
Two months ago

Your total age in years minus 12.

When you turned 18.

Can Poland stop Corona?

>Chinks have been eating bats for thousands of years,
Yeah why do you think every major epidemic started in China for the past millennia retard.

WHERE THE FUCK DO THE 210 SWISS LIVE THE MAP DOESN'T ADD UP ANYMORE

On brand.

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take your meds

It is over

Can someone give me the QRD for the past few hours? Was out of the loop, soz

>muh free speech
>can't even look at gab tweets without an account
lamo

>mfw

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Go make some bat soup memes and then drop dead from the bioweapon.

I was wondering earlier:
How can the jews benefit from a shitstorm where everybody is affected?
>I'll take x from collapsed country and sell it to...other collapsed countries?

The Netherlands +46
Total of 128

5th Case of COVID-19 in Chile
>5th Case of COVID-19 in Chile
5th Case of COVID-19 in Chile
>5th Case of COVID-19 in Chile

biobiochile.cl/noticias/nacional/region-metropolitana/2020/03/06/confirman-quinto-caso-de-coronavirus-covid-19-en-chile-es-la-pareja-de-una-de-las-contagiadas.shtml

6 new cases in Russia
it' over

WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR????????????????????

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How does Poland have a Fucking case now?

Where did it come from?

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6 new cases ib Russia, 5 Moscow and 1 Nizny Novgorod. Will Russia be ok?

He's correct, though.
The biolab in question is a stone's throw away from the Huanan seafood market, too.

>Mfw yesterday and today

It's a party boys!

youtu.be/T0isDXHdG1c

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Which is the next EU country to fall

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Yes

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Ok /CVG/, Lima Peru will prove if the ACE2 really plays a part on being fucked hard by the virus

We have a huge chink population compared to anywhere in Latin america, Peruvian poltards will keep you posted if they die more than browns or not.

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Oh, hey. You again?

>Live with family
>Try to convince them to bunker
>Half-prepped, but keen to do more thru online delivery. Great
>"But can I go to the local superette to check their prices I like looking at the products"
>"But I should go into town and get water from the well there"
>"But my GP said it's time for my usual check up and blood test, when should I do that?"
>"I have a notice sitting around from my eye doctor to come in for a routine checkup so I'll have to do that, when?"
FFS
She routinely used public transport to go into the city, shopped around there, and has had a (wet) cold the past week so I figure I'm already boned, but it's the principle of the thing

Those numbers aint lying. CORONA-CHAAAN DO YOUR WORST

LESS THAN 2 MINS TILL YOU SEE A THOUSAND SUITS ALL TRYING TO DIVE INTO A MANHOLE AT THE SAME TIME

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL MAÑALICH CONCHETUMRE HIJO DE LA CALLAMPA PUTA QUE PREÑO HIJO DE LA PERRA!

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ONE MORE MINUTE

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trump looks shaken

Floor? What floor? it's an endless pit, we don't get to stop.

It's a nothingburger. We should have milions of cases all around the world by now. Swine flu was waaaaaay more contagious than corona

Where's that Pole who thinks viruses are alive, do they not teach an equivalent to MRS GREN in Polish biology?

There is another infected on the faroes. That makes 2 infected.

kvf.fo/greinar/2020/03/06/enn-ein-foroyingur-fingid-coronavirus

Well, the Dengue mosquitoes bite 24/7 so there'd be a shitload of Dengue Fever.
Not sure if bats come out before the malaria mosquitoes clock out for the night.

Well they can decently repel shitskins
Corona might prove a tougher opponent
I don't know

1. The spaghettos will win this, Iran just had a headstart
2. Germany, the french already burned their powder
3. Spain wins, the japs have been keeping it down for weeks so no reason why they should let it slip today.
4. Tough, I am rooting for the dutch because they were so smug when they had none.
5. Probably belgium

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>3% mortality rate
Literally the flu. Take your meds schizos.

BEARS OWN THIS MARKET NOW