PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SOON EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Mini Mike, you're easy! 3/5/20
pic.twitter.com/rxFiqSB9RQ
>Pres Trump @FoxNews Town Hall in Scranton PA 3/5/20
youtu.be/VVcbmisaTUo (pt1)
youtu.be/sM56D2yu-9s (pt2)
youtu.be/QtnlC1HuMIk (pt3)
>Pres Trump arrives in Avoca PA 3/5/20
youtu.be/BmrTYb652dY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/5/20
youtu.be/fDGgZyen65s
youtu.be/BaF3czq7zEw
>Pres Trump departs WH 3/5/20
youtu.be/sT8e5oYYfnQ
>VP Pence @WA Emergency Ops Center in Tacoma 3/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470112-101/ (Gov Inslee)
c-span.org/video/?470112-1/ (Roundtable)
c-span.org/video/?470112-102/ (News Conf)
>VP Pence arrives in Tacoma WA 3/5/20
youtu.be/xtD1RFO2WjQ
>VP Pence @3M in Maplewood MN 3/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470086-1/ (Comments)
c-span.org/video/?470086-101/ (Gov Walz &CEO Roman)
c-span.org/video/?470086-102/ (Presser)
>VP Pence arrives in Minneapolis MN 3/5/20
youtu.be/bi3NRgZuCv4
>AG IronBarr/ActDHSSec Wolf Launch Initiative against pizza 3/5/20
youtu.be/-gY6g7pKvqk
>Giuliani on Dobbs 3/5/20
youtu.be/g_KTTnHMgvg
>Corona-chan Task Force comments to reporters 3/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470068-1/
c-span.org/video/?470068-2/
>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/5/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6138655512001
youtu.be/vZ325Beb7w4
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 3/5/20
youtu.be/VTwMe0OjiUM

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

ALSO DEFEND THIS

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DRINK YOUR WADUR!

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MAGA and reinder that ketchup is a soup

I only drink sugar-free Monster.

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MAGA!

Goodnight!

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It's harder and harder to hide his baldness
his hair is literally not real

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Awoo !
G-good m-morning/ptg/
Ustvgo.tv is back amongst the living !

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listen up jack

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Never forget.

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Your face will be a soup if I ever see it.

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Who cares?

Trump is losing his hair? imagine my shock.

Ketchup definitely isn't. Catsup, on the other hand, is. Also

> IT'S CATURDAY EVE, POST KITTENS AND KITTYGIRLS

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My barber keeps trying to hide my rapidly retreating hairline and I just want to tell him not to bother. I don't need to be pathetic like this.

me

grandma works at walmart AND mcdonalds

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Your ID does not agree

Any leftists retards want to comment on falling hook line and sinker for the russia hoax bullshit?

No? Gonna just pretend like you weren't exactly the crazy nutjob conspiracy theorist you keep saying the right is?

You are fools who got played by the intelligence community and bureaucrats who tried to oust a sitting president in a coup and they didn't even have to put effort into tricking you. You were wrong about russia, you're wrong about ukraine, you're wrong about syria, and you'll be proven wrong about mass immigration and social justice too.

You actively ruin the country you inhabit because you're too goddamn naive and trusting.

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LEL

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>Post Cats
Good morning portufren !

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>day 2
>no reply
Its over

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so wait, you sayin right, this nigga ain't got no hair. well i guess he can't be president anymore

Tacos are a sandwich. Spaghetti is an avant-garde sandwich

>OH NO TRUMPO IS BALDING, DON'T VOTE FOR HIM

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Good morning!

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>septuagenarian's hair thins
IMBEACHHHHHHHHHH

Despite that, Trump is still over 50% approval, why does that happen bros

awoo madafukkas!

Nachos are open-faced tacos.

stick to wadur, cuck

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I bet $100 on Bernie yesterday when he was a 5/1 shot to be the Nominee & today he’s a 7/1 shot. Are all Berniebots retarded like me??

sports.ladbrokes.com/event/politics/international/us-elections/2020-us-presidential-election/224912471/all-markets

CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON! Don't make our country's women into drug addicts!

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Would Melania have done the same for Trump??

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>Mika's dumb face

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fug

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it's awooment?

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homo leftists that secretly wanna suck donnie's dick. all they do all day is obsess how on his looks, his skin, his hands size (penis), eating habits, posture. its normal behavior though, nothing to worry about...

A man in his 70s with hair loss? He must be stopped at all costs.

>bet on Bernie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RETARD NO REFUNDS

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Of course it's awoovment !

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kino

You missed the point, it is about the fact that they interfered. And you obviously did not read the report if you think Trump is not in bed with the Russians.
justice.gov/storage/report.pdf

looks like lenin

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Do you really want to go there?

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Always awoo.

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oo yes i-i am ab..
AAA
yes! yes! i'm VROOOOOOOOMING

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I’m watching the Hillary documentary on Hulu. Fight me.

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why? seriously stop caring so much. MAKE MONEY, do shit YOU want to do.

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Holy shit somebody call mueller, surely we can impeach him for this

Since women have been given the vote, Eisenhower has been the only bald president.

time is a mother fucker

that's a rare hillpepe, kudos for sharing

I saw some pics last night i need to locate. Biden had a stringy mullet looking thing with a combover. Looked 70s era.

>Chrysler
Disgusting no thanks

>tfw Bidecuck shits the bed
Glorious

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if you think i'm paying for you to go to college our the doctor

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>paypig

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when will space force start boarding action drills

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You might no like her politics but no one can deny that AOC is genuinely passionate about the issues she cares about and that she is a QT

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Yeah? Turds are actually pre-chewed, partially-digested hotdogs. Unless they're soft, in which case they are soup -> which can become chilled soup if left lying long enough.

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Did they not have smaller signs?

> surely we can impeach him for this
He literally was, you dunce. But whatever it does not matter he will lose the election soon anyway. Hopefully we get a Republican candidate in 2024 with some decorum.

lmao baldy! He also wears so much fake tan, can tell he does look at the orange to that white ratio.

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nice dandruff

Fuck that dumb whore and fuck you too, kill yourself faggot nigger

Checked
You poor soul

She is passionate about what her handlers tell her to be passionate about.
She is literally a manufactured politician.

>Pee is stored in the balls is another good debate

He got impeached? But he’s still president?

She's only pretending like most leftwing women.

I'll deny it.

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They weren't:
>played
>tricked
>mislead

They were
>ENABLED

they used it as an excuse to openly shit on president and country. Just like Vegeta, who allowed himself to fall under Babidi's control, just so he could get an edge on Goku.

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and i suggest you stick to sucking dicks

always

the prostate is an undeveloped uterus

Not that simple!

Thank you

Yes. Are you retarded or what is your problem?

>corona park

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> “Honestly, Bernie drove me crazy,” she says. “He was in the Senate for years. Years! He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him. Nobody wants to work with him. He got nothing done. He was a career politician. He did not work until he was like 41, and then he got elected to something. It was all just baloney, and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it.” Asked about the comment afterwards, she’s stood by it.

Bernouts BTFO.
I am now a Hilldawg.

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Don’t show me these filthy disgusting whores

as opposed to what?

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Trump does a good president, OK USA!

/ptg/ reminder that coronachan will have zero effect on our /ptg/ comfy Saturday breakfasts...we'll have a pretty big spread tomorrow morning

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twitter.com/markknoller/status/1235928109796528128

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taking them up your butt

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Don’t worry user, at least you have, well, you gotta have something

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>Shillary skinny dipping

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>not watching Obama-funded komrade kortez kino

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Ok, you are obviously retarded.

What’s the stuff next to the sausages, it looks like lizard meat

is this suggestion based on personal experience?

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looks like Neferpitou

Question to Mika: "How many interns named Lori did Joe kill?"

Politicians pass bill to make themselves rich. What else is new?

It’s named after the neighborhood, Corona in Queens. Full of spics. Disgusting place to be in.

how come we arent winning against coronavirus
i thought we were going to win everything

You aren’t even the president so what do you know?

Kek, same here. Wtf is wrong with Bernie "muuh billionairs" Sanders. He literally contributed nothing to the world other than inciting resentment.

Imagine the anal
No papi noooo

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I’ve heard breakfast thread got cancelled for fears of virus and will be preempted by a YangGang thread

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>based hillary
I also heard she hates niggers, spicks, and jews

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I don't understand WHY they're pushing out Bernouts and Progressives from their party in this pivotal election season?
Is this their party's chemotherapy option? Hurt the party in the short term to root out commies and go back to appealing to normal people? Then why have the continued to not only adopt, but champion these radical ideas?
The whole thing seems incredibly contradictory.

>Not that simple!
dude, I know, but its not worth losing years of your life on some slippery hoowar

How many elections does he want to lose?

>the collusion was real in my mind
>if Bernie did it Trump could have, too
There is a judge who agrees with you. Guess what race he is. Hint: it rhymes with nigger.

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