/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1648

daily remember the pope will fall because god wills it.

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “corona virus general” threads

Face it, most flu viruses will be infinitely more contagious than corona chan will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.

I have everything setup to work from home, I'm never seeing those bastards in my office face to face again

steal from preppers

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>City closed down schools to prevent spread
>Hmm, better go outside into large public spaces
Nothing is stopping it. Western culture has made us this viruses bitch. People will call it just a flu until they gasp their last, pitiful breath.

Reminder that an undefended stockpile of food and other necessities is meaningless.

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Reminder if your country isn’t selfsustaining you’re fucked anyway

I just searched out of curiosity what exactly happened with swine flu in 2009

>The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that swine flu infected nearly 61 million people in the United States and caused 12,469 deaths. Worldwide, up to 575,400 people died from pandemic swine flu.

Happening cancelled. Corona is a nothing burger.

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if Pope dies that probably means Jesus is here(again) and probably bringing fire to burn everything

probably

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buy a gas mask, some goggles, disposable gloves and never leave your home again.

mild = 3 weeks of pneumonia
severe = oxygen needed or die
critical = organ failure

IF THIS SHIT CAN CARRY ON WATER MOLECULES YOU SHOULD NOT BE VAPING FUCKING RETARDS

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Russia +6. We at 10 now.
>the ride has just begun

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Japan had the same problem so they reopened the schools, China too, its nothing to do with the west. It’s about whether or not you lock people the fuck down in indefinite quarantine and Id love to see the American government try that on it’s civilians.

But you're actually a pussy

0 cases here

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The boomer market is barting on the daily charts. Things are about to get very very ugly.

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LOLLLLLLL the nigger on the NYC subway spraying the chink with Febreze

Reminder to stock up on lighters. They don't take up much space and they could be worth more than anything else. If you don't believe me, you haven't read the story of the Bosnian guy who survived the civil war.

>A SECOND PERSON HAS DIED FROM CORONAVIRUS IN THE UK- LBC NEWS
it's over for us

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Checked
Vaping is for faggots anyway. Nothing of value will be lost if they die.

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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you're welcome.

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Check my flag lads
>neighbour is Chinese
>returned from China ~ a month ago
>started throwing up like a possessed mutant tonight

I'm sorry about this guy, we taught him to shitpost wrong as a joke

It's just the flu

can I get all 3 please?

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EMBRACE CORONA-CHAN

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COOFSLAYER! RIP AND TEAR!

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>he's going to win the election

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Gracias amigo.

cojo sitio y chequeo bandera

lol

Moscow will be literally a KINO style. Tanks, soldiers, cops. Fuck i want it as soon as possible.

hot sexe butte desu uWu

Did they hold a public meeting to announce the closures?

0 deaths here

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Is the Peruvian case quarantined at home or at a hospital

Link?

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NOOOOO NOT THE HIGHEST CINEMA ART

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>return from hong kong
>sore throat
>arms ache
>phlegm
>shallow breaths
>been waking up having stopped breathing automatically
>fiance now getting same symptoms
I dont have a medicare card right now and really dont wanna go in and get one so im fucked cant even see a doctor

Yeah. Everyone is not going to stop going outside. This just it is. Even people showing blogs in japan with all the schools closed down and everyone is just out having fun.

So? This isn't about trump, take your faggot post to plebbit

looking good

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Reminder to wear your mask when you go out shopping. For now it's just for fun.
You'll be surprised how it confuses and angers boomers..

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>tfw my government actually competent in containing virus

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put a bullet on it, best korea proved it works

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Double digits and Albania gets its first case today.

If you think your country is not hit hard, check the national statistics of flu and respiratory diseases.
>Flu season supposed to be over and diseases dropping
>They are actually going up
>pic related Lithuania (top) and Albania (bottom)

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80% of the fags posting in cvg can't remember it, or bird flu, or swine flu, or ebola or the y2k bug, or Syria "chemical attacks". Or the 3 years of doom mongering we got here over Brexit.

>be genetically unlucky enough to develop lactose intolerance
>depend on the one and only company selling low lactose milk, Parmalat
>notice how day after day milk becomes more scarce
>the fuck, it's not like they're bringing the milk from China
>google it
>Italian company
I'm absolutely fucked, aren't i?

>RIP AND TEAR!
more like COOF and SNEEZE

ah, the infamous inverted-bart pattern

can yours sustain toilet papers?

based

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in 3 months
Make a projection 12 month with R0

12,469 / 61,000,000 = 0.02%
3,400 / 100,000 = 3.4%
Corona is 170x deadlier as the swine flu.

>SECOND DEATH IN UK
Oh fuck oh fuck
I only have 50 masks and gloves left
Whatt do

Kek

That Bosnian guy was a LARPer and/or scam artist.

I moved 40 km away from the city to a beach house in a neighborhood with almost zero people living there, there's people only on weekends

My prep was as good as could be expected for a Yas Forums /CVG/ schizo

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BIGGEST HAPPENING IN MANGA WORLD SINCE the heart DURING CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK! HAPPENING

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Ok so since this country doesn't have gun I got drunk off a bottles of wine so now I have a glass bottles that I can use as a weapon and hit fuxking chinese fucks with trying to steal my rice.
This will work right and isn't just the Australian imported booze clouding my thought right?

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I'll stop making threads when you RETARDED NIGGERS make a single good argument

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Ebola was isolated in 3 African countries.

>If I get enough water bottles and toilet paper I'll be saved!

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Oh, trying to use swagger normie?
Social skills will not stop this virus from killing you.

LIVE: Japanese man from 2chan disobeys self-quarantine order and visits local bars in Japan, saying "I'm going out to infect people with coronavirus" to his family

www2.ctv.co.jp/news/2020/03/06/83936/

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Most of our meat veg and all of our water, tp and power is domestic people are retarded

>totally ignorant family in nothing burger mode making fun of me for buying a mask and suit

hope they all die

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Normalcy bias for everyone, not just the West. I suppose what I meant is that non-authoritarian countries don't have the balls to actually tell people what to do like China. And if they did, they wouldn't listen.

What makes you think you aren't in the exact same situation as Iran?
>EVERYTHING IS *COUGH* FINE!
>*SWEATS PROFUSELY*

That pandemic lasted all the way until the end of 2010, coronachan has already taken more than 3,400 lives.

How are things there? Is there panic buying and social restrictions? Do you see many foreigners there? I might try to ride out the virus hype over there for a while

>Bleach
>BIGGEST HAPPENING IN MANGA WORLD

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According to la república there are 2 cases and they've been sent FUCKING HOME

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I hope when this is over China is held accountable.

Did he have it or only suspected

Someone has de YELLOW flag "DON´T COUGH ON ME" please?

When will you retards learn a corona virus is NOTHING like influenza?
Even a flu-type pandemic like Spanish flu would be much less of a threat if it happened today.

>being a left winger
>on Yas Forums

>Egypt 15 cases
>Egypt 15 cases
>Egypt 15 cases
>Egypt 15 cases
>Egypt 15 cases
>Egypt 15 cases

like this?

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Superior medical treatment germs, teach us the way. One of our dinosaurs just passed and people are slowly starting to get nervous

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Peru is fucked I REPEAT PERU IS FUCKED

Fucking Aichi mother fucking shits. Fuck Aichi.

digits and we live

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I wonder if that virus has been ciriculating for longer than we think.
I know 3 persons who had viral pneumonia last fall. 2 in my family, and they were not old of otherwise ill. Last year i also had a super nasty bronchitis that took me weeks to recover. Very weird.

I fear for my parents they are old and have a store in the center of Arequipa.
well its time to get a remote job

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Ignore shills, they're extremely desprate to end this topic on Yas Forums, we are they're loose end, they can't control us and it kills them

Get yourself a slingshot, crossbow and a spear. Bottle is too short ranged.

Based nip. He probably will infect gaijins, which is a good thing

iam super jealous

It's all so tiresome

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