Chinese hire in Australia

People used to laugh at europeans for having bidets in their home. Who's laughing now, chink? :)

I tried telling people it was the chinks who were buying up all the TP, they were having none of it.
To be perfectly desu, I agree it's a ridiculous notion.

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We all have showers you dumbass nigger.

Remind me to buy toilet paper stocks before the next plague.

Do you also pee in the shower, Bruce?

just fucking lol

They do.
>The chinks ran out of dust masks.
>Then a rumour spread through chink community that the masks are made out of the same materials as toilet paper
>chinks start paying nonsense prices for toilet paper
>traitorous chinks around the world undermine their host nations buying up all toilet paper they can and selling it to fellow chinks for 10 dollars a roll
Now there is a global toilet paper shortage which was artificially created by chink bugs, so then everyone else hoards toilet paper whenever they see it too.
Right now in Australia your chances of finding toilet paper in any supermarket is basically zero.

Agree to buy them toilet paper
Use the money to buy your groceries
Act like you dont know what they are saying when they complain

I really want to believe this, any proof ?

I just shower after I shit anyways. No need for rolls

Are you telling me that Asians don't have a bidet at home?
Ridiculous

Or as soon as you meet them face to face, spray them with fly spray and stomp on them till dead like you would with any other bug.

Why wouldnt you it goes to the same septic tank.

What the fuck is wrong with these retards why do they need so much toilet paper? Have they never heard of a rag or sponge on a stick? It was good enough for the romans so its good enough for slanty eyed bat eating chinky flu spreading bug people.

I can’t prove it, it’s just what I have observed from my own independent monitoring of the situation.

Seriously, if you see a chink loading up their car with bulk supplies it’s your duty as a human being to stop this crime.

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They actually believe you can use the toilet paper to make homemade virus protection masks.

Also, a friend of mine just rigged up his garden hose through his bathroom window and attached it to his toilet as a kind of makeshift bidet.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

We will live in prosperity. We have been generous. Let's build.

The weak should fear the Wong

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These chinks are buying up goods in our country and shipping it back to China. Anyone who helps them or sells to them is a traitor

U just gonna waffle stomp your shit down the shower?

I live in China. We have shelves full of toilet paper here. So it seems only the chinks in Australia do that.

I do. It feels awsome. Fuck you, Frenchy.

Holy shit, I have like 50 of those shitty little dust masks that don't protect against anything from when we remodeled the basement, how do I find a disgusting gook to rip off? They won't know the difference between N95, will they?

We have toilet paper in China dude. Australian chinks are just the most retarded.
Most of them end up in Aus because they cannot land a good university in China so their parents pay a P2W university abroad.

Two wongs don't make a right. Snare drum. Curtain rolls.

A lot of people use PM 2.5 in China because there is only so many N95 masks.

Yup. Everyone does.

I do it saves water you fucking mongrel. This is not an aussie thing.
And I have never seen a bidet in France for years.

Based, now how do I find a gullible moron to rip off?

No idea. I guess you can install Wechat and use Wechat nearby saying you are selling protective masks.
It will show you to the chinks in your area.

I don’t understand why they do this or if it’s even true, there’s no actual shortage at the supply end just the delivery to stores, they could literally just contact a supplier or the manufacturer and buy as many poo tickets as they like with an ABN, why all the fuck arsing around if they’re such clever business type? how much profit could you make on bog rolls in China buying at above retail plus shipping? Also what makes me doubt is the Chinese grocer I buy smokes and shit from has imported generic China made looking toilet paper stacked to the ceiling atm so they’re getting it from somewhere else also, it’s just bizarre

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Just wear a gas mask, rubber gloves etc. get a piece of paper and print out a translation of this in chinese “virus protection mask $30”
Go to your local Chinese neighborhood
Hold up the sign and wait

They’ve been doing the same by me in LA for weeks. The face mask shortage in my area started because chinks came in and bought them all to shop to China. Fuck China and fuck Chinks. I hope we nuke the insects

Holy shit, autism in the wilderness. You shit it the toilet and then wash your ass in the shower, understand?

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Chinese are a little bit retarded they do everything for money even at home.
They really think they can induce a shortage and profit.
The chink tried to goof up the prices of face masks in China which could have been a clever move if the government didn't start to seize them to send them to Wuhan.

This, plus why is there even a shortage? Are people using TP for sofas? Are they mass buying for people welded in their apartments? Do Chinese people eat TP in times of distress?

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The chinks believe Australian products are of a higher quality than Chinese products. They want Australian toilet paper because it’s made outside of China, therefore not infected already and the materials used are believed to be of a higher quality to make homemade masks with.

Lol when I came back to China from Japan I bought 2 boxes of 60 pm 2.5 masks. I feel like a cuck when I saw all the Chinese have the equivalent of a luggage full of mask boxes.
Now there is no more masks in Japan because the greedy japanese stores tried to profit from the Chinese...
The problem is that there is litteraly millions of Chinese in Japan when the virus outbreak started because it's during the big chinese vacations so the stall were rampaged.

you lazy house wife. you work for 1$

I wouldn't be surprised but I honnestly doubt this version. Masks factories in China work 24/7 in China and masks are affordable on Taobao. So I doubt anyone would bother buying Australian toilet paper.

Every low iq lowlife can come up with this.

Aussies, when shtf, what are you going to do to these greedy and infected chinks buying up all your bog roll?

We should nuke China and wipe the chink menace from this Earth. They’re objectively worse than Jews

But like I said that may well be true but their method is so inefficient, they could just go to the source and buy all they want. or is the fake “shortage” they’ve caused in stores part of the propaganda campaign to “advertise” their product to chinks since it’s now made the news and raised awareness in Chong land? It’s a fucking convoluted scam haha

this is actually pretty based. if a few people do this they'll probably start bringing contracts though

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Flick lit matches into their toilet paper filled SUVs

Yeah a huge part of the scam is causing a shortage for the public.

This is the price of masks in China. It's not that expensive so no one would buy paper from Aus which would take weeks to arrive.

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Either the Chinese are disgusting with no hygiene and then stupidly spread the virus round the world, which deserves them being glassed, or they engineered the virus and it escaped or was released, for which they deserve to be glassed.

Carpet nuke China.