/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1647

What are the chances that disease is spreading like crazy in Africa but because of their dogshit standards of living and health care nobody knows about it yet?

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Yay! I'm finally part of the club!!!

If the virus doesn't completely wipe out this shithole of a country with ZERO healthcare I'm calling definitely a nothingburger

Add me to the pasta argennegro!

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IT BEGINS

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assassinate the president of the united states

Can't you feel it anons?
2020 is a big year

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Reminder that majority of deaths are non smokers, vaping kills flu virus and first hand experience of not dying despite being around chinks on a daily basis.

electroniccigarettesreviews.net/blog/scientist-discovers-inhaled-propylene-glycol-kills-flu-virus/?fbclid=IwAR10jEN5J8tPnbczglXyYAmYWvF3mzt4e5KBQeeurFJOfzh3E-tdvoWe9Js

Start smoking and join those who will inherit the earth

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0.00128515385% of worlds population officially infected;
0.00004369231% of worlds population officially died from corona.

Oh no.

trump already has corona though

i keep mistaking you for austria, i thought "huh that's odd i thought all the european countries had good healthcare"

literly everytime from tomorrow to autum, depends on when the stock market crashes to zero and the jews run for the hills.
a few weeks after that the gips will stop comming and the shooting starts.

60-100%, I'm terrified of Lagos more than any other city

Thank God the boomers I live with have decades of smoke in their lungs

I'll pick up a few extra packs for them later

Fucking based, a pack a day reporting in.

How can you mistake Peru for Austria kek?

oops

Für Sie.

I feel it

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dump it.

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Nofap is best chance to avoid infection. In 2019 study, Nofap raised levels of 4 alphase reductive inhibitor in blood, which prevents viral attachment to glial cels

lmao fuck. I've been prepping this whole time

Have you guys worn your masks out in public yet?

The reaction is absolutely palpable, I thought you guys were memeing, but I actually caused a small panic and heard a group of normies say

"Come on let's go to Bunnings this is getting fucked"

And some people straight up started walking home, you could tell that had just stopped doing whatever and started speedwalkin.

One lady asked me where I got my mask and I gave her a few sites I had saved with fast shippin.

I unironically think that this might be what people need to wake up, people are pack animals. If people wearing masks is normalized, they will want one.

>0.0012%
that's actually a lot for a disease that popped up a month ago fuck

burgers have a problem with vertical and horizontal things.

JAO JEBEM LI VAM MAJKU KLINTONOVSKU ZA OVO
KINEZI DABOGDA CRKLI SVI GOVNA PRLJAVA

noooo I just broke 8 months no fap a day ago.

Just quarantine yourselves faggots
Buy food, weapons, hygiene stuff
Don't wait for the apocalypse, prepare for Nurgle's blessing.
Slaneesh's end is near!

Why won't this piece of shit virus just evolve and infect everyone already, I want a world wide apocalypse so bad.

Based Russian poster

Fuck Mutts

Is sore throat a symptom of corona? I have it right fucking now.

croatia is at 11 breh

You’re ded

Wonder if second hand counts

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>100000 boomers got new kind of flu
>OMG WE ALL GONNA DIE DESU SENPAI
LMAO
Shareblue shills on suicide watch.
Relax, your nothingburger little faggot virus will not affect american elections.

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Can someone link me to the boomer doctor who does breakdowns on corona pls.

Was he the one who claimed the strain in Iran is different to the one in China.

>two cases in Devon and one in Cornwall now missing from ncov2019.live/map

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No, it's because Albania's such a shithole, 100x worse than Africa, that even Corona avoids it.

Yes actually, if you statt coofing beware

Why would Israel lie? They said they had a vaccine

>Yay! I'm finally part of the club!!!
Are you some kind of bug-catching homo?

>Austria

Top kek

To give you an idea, my gov just released a containment plan with new mobile units making a big fuzz on TV about it.

A paramedic I know told me they will use the same shitty 80's ambulances, they just covered the holes and gave them a couple extra implements to transport patients

He's totally dead

1 fap doesnt do anything its only if you make a habbit of fapping and then you start to feel the negative sluggish effects on ur body

fapping basically is the flu already

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not big enough. need more happening

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>no cases among ethnic Russians

Superior Eastern Slavic genes + remains of Soviet public medicine + travel ban = no cases
It's just a flu, bro

youtube.com/user/Campbellteaching

I just want this to be over

It isn’t fun anymore and I’m freaking the fuck out

I need piece of mind even if it’s accepting the inevitable

US west coast needs to be quarantined immediately. If it spreads to idaho, wyoming or montana it might cause yellowstone to COOF.

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Eh, theyre used to disease even if it sweeps through

You can only dream, commie.

Jews do nothing bit lie. It's in they're blood.

difficult to spread viruses when there are no roads to travel on

hello does anyone know how i can infect myself with this and spread it to as many people as possible?
I want humanity to die.

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Kys cringelord migapede

>Flu
Please stop misconceptions that this is simply an influenza strain, this is a new biological technology that should be disinfected immediately on contact and people infected quarantined to prevent infection. It's not simply a "flu" nor will a flu shot fix it. There is absolutely no information that is available on this being a seasonal pandemic besides theory, and all accounts point to it being a permanent infection with reinfection just as likely if the infected does not die.
Keep misinformation low to prevent the spread!
China #1! (infected)

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*coof*

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dude it's just the start lmao
life will never be the same

>The coronavirus grew more deadly in the U.S., with the death toll climbing to 14 on Friday. More than 225 cases have been confirmed across the country.
rest in peace mutts

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here you go fren
youtube.com/user/Campbellteaching

Post your mask

Also I haven't been out much but when I do decide to go out I'll definitely wear mine, I'm pretty sure when most people see you with a mask they either go "He's up to something" or "What am I missing out on, is it really that bad?" + nobody can really recognize you with your mask on so feeling ashamed for wearing it is pretty stupid

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Corona-chan was smart and learnt from plague inc. to pic a land with ~1/8th of world pop.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAPPENING?
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAPPENING?

0 deaths here in Germany

>:(
>:(

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Top KEK

Go to a hostpital anywhere

>decide to get some mother fucking mcmuffins one last time before there are confirmed cases in my area
>apparently sausage and egg with cheese means no cheese

FUCK THESE NIGGERS IM SO FUCKING MAD, YOU GUYS

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Peruvian president just have confirmed the first case in Peru.

So the info I got last night was right, I don't wanna die guys

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Lick cold metal surfaces, make sure your house is always freezing, eat ice-cream outside.

>Whole Australia on fire
>Near WW3
>Corona-chan
>Giga-crash very soon
And that's just Q1

Stay tuned for more!

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Digits and this moskal chokes on his melting lungs

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good thing this isnt the flu retard

>DESU SENPAI

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REMINDERS:

1. This virus has the same mortality rate as the spanish flu while being even more contagious. If this thing gets out of control, expect 150 to 425 million dead in 2 years.

2. China is being special and telling its people the virus is a biological attack from foreign elements, because starting a war you couldn't have won at the best of times while a pandemic is going on is a great fucking idea.

3. Some fucking moron had the coronavirus and went to a Tool concern in New Zealand:
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/06/man-with-coronavirus-went-to-packed-rock-concert-at-new-zealand-arena

4. Retards seem to think aqueducts are going to break down and are stocking up on water bottles.

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Also locusts in Africa

People took pictures of me on the bus and people at school I never talked to were so shocked that they fucking attacked me verbally
HOW ARE YOU GONNA EAT AT LUNCH ??
ONLY THE OLD DIE WTF ARE YOU PANICKING ??

ISRAEL SAYS THEY HAVE VACCINE. Happening over.

Is there a graph about the age of people who died?

Africans already have dozens of deadly diseases to contend with on a daily basis as well as perpetual civil war

One more disease is nothing to them they are surrounded by death all the time

Lol and the dems keep saying you guys got him the presidency.

This is accurate. A lot of people came up to me and I thought "here we go" but they actually just wanted information on what masks to get/precautionary measures. Perth btw.

>smug sarcasm from the german flag
>cases are doubling every day in krautland
>homeland desperately trying to offload 1 million coofing rapefugees
Your anxiety is palpable.

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>tfw we have best flu season in like 30 years due to mild winter
Westerniggers cant even argue that fucking Putler hides epidemic behind just the flu.
It's literally just the flu, simple as that.

Merkel will fall.

Kinda pissed I missed the rollover.

Where’s these 12 new USA cases?

>IDF is putting a curfew on the west bank from Sunday up until Thursday

>They did not state why but I believe its due to the Palestinian reported cases
m.maariv.co.il/breaking-news/Article-752382

Nice.

Gee that was quick, Israelis are heroes!

>I need piece of mind
sorry to tell you but that one is gone for the rest of our lives, the end is coming and from now on you will need to sleep with a gun under your pillow in case of niggers breaking into your camp.
and remember, the jews did this.

Good Goy keep posting lies.

345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
>345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
>345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
>345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
>345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
>345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
>345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN
>345 CASES IN SPAIN, AND THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ISN'T CLOSING ANYTYING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALL SPAIN

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Does having sex do the same thing?
>inb4 Virgin im engaged and been with a girl for 7 years

Im all three haha

Lmao all that cope, they're mad you're wearing protection because they aren't and coming to terms with the truth is fucking hard

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I feel it in my balls

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>Is sore throat a symptom of corona?
This along with a bad headache and gas are three of the major signs of corona.
t. I work in a military hospital and these were covered in a briefing.

it's happening, cvg

Two cases in my city as well. This isn't funny anymore corona-chan

I am fucking enraged, I bought masks over a month ago but they cancelled my order after a week so I didn't have time to buy any other masks , I've been a prepper for years but still live at home so have never been allowed to properly prep but now the happening is here and people think I'm just like every other normalnigger who doesn't prep

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Can't have any cases if you already have every diasease known to mankind.
Including shqiptardism.

Reroll

who cares, it's a good thing

This. Literally nofap is the cure for anything, including baldness.

377 CASES IN SPAIN
>377 CASES IN SPAIN
377 CASES IN SPAIN
>377 CASES IN SPAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

why is no one talking about the huge recovery rate in Iran

Holy shit, futures is fucked.

It's just a flu, chill.

I'm a mix of panic and happening
youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg

Source? Nothing reported on our local news.
>inb4 dude trust me

Jidf pls go

It's already too late for you. 1 month spread, only one chosen palistinan will wipe yids from yhe face of the earth

imagine thinking you can survive the tribulation from god from heaven in the year 2020

what even is the happening to atheists

you have no theory

just another spanish flu and 100 million die and then the globe earth keeps moving on and spinning in space until the sun absorbs the earth

lmao nobody cares

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Just get a 40mm milsurp mask and some filters, you can probably still find those

well my president its in the tv, Peru just get corona too

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Dude trust me

I want to believe

No, not your club, silly pole

Rolling

sauce?

No, not really. Maybe you should go and have sexual contact with cute asian girl or cool latina chick instead of posting in nothingburger general?

Europe stocks are falling like crazy

Forgot to add:

5. China and Iran are almost certainly lying about what's really going on. The infection and death counts in China might be 100 times what the country is reporting according to a leak.

Because Iran is lying

outside / on the way home? --only surgical mask because i caught a shitty flu days ago, it's pretty different than usual flu because i can feel mucus are sticking inside my lung whenever i cough. this is the 2nd day i feel better though. while i'm on work i always need mask
anyone with brain would do this weeks ago even if the media said "it just a hoax bro"
Soon brother
really makes you think huh

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Baldness can be cured by HRT.

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Holy fuck based.

Here's my mind piece you fucking brainlet. If you can't alter or change the course of something then you might as well enjoy it. The alternative, crying and freaking out like a woman, doesn't change reality.

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get coofd fgt

bibi took it for himself

>0 deaths here in Germany
and the official number will stay at 0 untill merkel dies on live television, remember these east german elite communist see both of us as cattle and dont care in the slightest what happens to us.
the jews trained them well.

Jesus... how fucked must Vegas be already if they are exporting infected cases? This is how Iran and Italy started

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>believing Iranian data proven FAKE

>moskal
Hohloblyad spotted.

ESTA ES LA MARCA ESPAÑA
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS PEAK GOV RETARDATION
>YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS PEAK GOV RETARDATION
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS PEAK GOV RETARDATION
>YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS PEAK GOV RETARDATION
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS PEAK GOV RETARDATION
>YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS PEAK GOV RETARDATION
ME LA CORTO, ME MATO O QUE HAGO??

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roll

Should I sell my stocks???

>YUGE
YUGE
>YUGE
YUGE
>YUGE
YUGE

numbers are based as fuck. besides that I for myself wish corona-chan was more contagious.

Also 0 deaths in my krautland, disappointed as fuck.

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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It’s got more negative effects than first hand, so probably. Now I’m glad my parents couldn’t quit smoking.

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You cunt kikes infected 32 of our retarded boomers that went to your shithole with their church for pilgrimage.

YOU KIKES ACT AS PARASITES EVEN UNWITTINGLY, YOU NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED

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KEK

Shiites always lie and associate partners with God. Don´t trust those takfirs.

WE TRIED TO DRAIN THE SWAMP AND THE SWAMP DRAINED US GG NO RE

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co;o sigo saliendo como rumano, voy a reiniciar el router a ver

I wear surgical mask all the time because they are pretty good at stopping dust from getting inhaled.

Las Coronas.

Last I heard their death rate was the highest out of them all.

recovered by licking the shrine?

Shut up palirat

tranny, chris chan is bald, doesn't work like that. Mention me in your suicide note

Now that insurance covers corana testing 100% making it free and you don't have to go to a health center will any Japan anons be getting tested?

We're waiting a little while to see if the
>spit of the mullah
and
>licking public doorknobs
therapies prevent reinfection.

>B Poccии зa cyтки зaфикcиpoвaли шecть нoвых cлyчaeв кopoнaвиpyca
+6 IN RUSSIA
5 OF THEM FROM MOSCOW
1 FROM Nizhny Novgorod

Getting my masks and prep done in time must be what it felt like to buy Bitcoin early.
It's such a comfy and satisfying feeling.

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>Look at these losers posting in the nothingburger threads
>(Posts in a nothingburger thread)

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We did it boys, 100k infected... 2 months... 92 territories...

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youtube.com/watch?v=cyEo6M2-zXE

NOOOOOO CZECH BASTARDS GIVE US YOUR MASKS NOOOOOOO

> Why would Israel lie?
> Yas Forums

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES A MASSIVE MMA EVENT IN LAS VEGAS 2 DAYS FROM NOW

I work at a hospital, the higher ups literally sent out a directive to conceal mask boxes because we're having a shortage and people keep stealing them.

Or his fat cunt of a wife

Praying for the only one true God. Corona-chan

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notice that sharp increase in Belgium.
what's their secret?

That nap doesn’t even show Tennessee or Florida or many other USA spots

Cringe, I would have made fun of you too

Hopefully I can convince my parents to lockdown before it’s too late

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