/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1644

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can't wait for 1 million next week

KOMMEN DURCH

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BREXIT was a success

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Pretty fucking tired of my government right now.

They're thinking they can avoid people wearing masks and delay the spread through hand hygiene alone for a fucking RESPIRATORY virus.

They're literally saying "masks don't work according to our data, we think it's more of an Asian politeness thing".

Idiots, the lot of them.

Your cases more than doubled in just one day? Fuck.

CONGRATS BELGIUM FOR PUTTING US OVER THE MILESTONE. (it's so much worse than this, too... China is asshole)

The number of confirmed coronavirus cases around the world has reached 100,000

>The number of confirmed coronavirus cases around the world has reached 100,000

The number of confirmed coronavirus cases around the world has reached 100,000

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235886017674125314

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China are fucking liars

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Goddamn Iran is fucked. They should nuke Israel while they still can.

>1234 new cases and 16 deaths in Iran
>1234 new cases and 16 deaths in Iran
>1234 new cases and 16 deaths in Iran

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aktuality.sk/clanok/770307/koronavirus-online-slovensko-covid-19/

First case in Slovakia confirmed. I made a thread about it but nobody gives a shit apparently.

thanks based argie

Must be all the niggers.

Slovakia has just fallen. First infected found. 52 years old man. He did not travel, but his son returned from Venice, Italy, several weeks ago. That's right. SEVERAL WEEKS the son may have been spreading it.

slovensko.hnonline.sk/2106684-koronavirus-na-slovensku-pellegrini-potvrdil-prvy-pripad

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“The best estimates now of the overall mortality rate for COVID-19 is somewhere between 0.1 percent and 1 percent. That’s lower than you’ve heard probably in many reports,” Assistant Secretary of Health Brett Giroir said Thursday during an appearance on Capitol Hill.
“This is likely more severe in its mortality rate than a typical flu season, but it’s certainly within the range. So we don’t want people to go crazy,” he added.

Yes. Yes they are. They've committed an act or war on the entire world with this thing and I hope we wipe the CCP the fuck out.

WAR ON CHINA NOW.

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>ITS UP TO THE LAST 6 EUROPEAN COUNTRIES

>WHICH WILL BE THE BASTION OF HOPE AGAINST CORONACHAN

>CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:
Montenegro, Moldova, Bulgaria, Albania, Malta, (Kosovo)

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Same with estonia.
went from 3 to 5 yesterday and 10 today

Please member... we're all fucking dead.

>shuts down factories
>thereby removing pollution from the air
>destroying the portfolios of the 1% from the incoming recession
>doomers of Yas Forums have been prepping for bullshit like this so they are unaffected by price hikes
>after all the boomers die, there is a lesser burden on social security
>poor people will also die freeing up work for the middle class and increasing wages
>supply chains also disrupted meaning jobs may return back home
Corona is insanely based. If corona is a government conspiracy it means there is a group of /ourguys/ in influential positions

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN!!!

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I'll have a corona today. Cheers lads

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WAR WERE DECLARED

it was the czechs wasn't it?

Reminder:

If you can't hold your breath for a reasonable amount of time, you're a pathetic lunglet that will never learn and will never make it

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schools are still.open in japan. even in prefectures with cases

Iran new cases increase by 100% since yesterday

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Nope.

NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN BERLIN
>NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN BERLIN
NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN BERLIN
>NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN BERLIN
NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN BERLIN
>NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN BERLIN
NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN BERLIN
>NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN BERLIN
I checked and it was sold out.

>Israel 17

I dont believe that at all

Not to mention any other sandnigger country. Turkey/Yamen/Egypt/Syria and so on.

>source: Giroirs ass

>Iran reports 1,234 new cases of coronavirus and 16 new deaths, raising total to 4,747 cases and 124 dead
> Belgium reports 59 new cases of coronavirus, doubling the country's total to 109
-BNO

MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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welcome to the club slavistansky

If anyone is good with coding

github.com/rambaut/figtree.js

Here is the interactive tree , maybe you can pull a high resolution image from it

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Moldova
Best musician I know lives there

Can't let him die.

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Nah, the patient is 52 years old guy who's son was in Venice recently. He probably got it from him.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Easy 3 mins here. Suck it down, swallow the gag.

Looks like /k/ has sprung into action
youtube.com/watch?v=0-84P2qtQxk

Last two people in Wuhan

Chinks are fucking liars

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Well, shit. None of us are safe anymore. Good luck user.

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Holy fucking shit, this new mutated strain really has the firepower. Now watch WHO confirm that the new strain is infact super lethal in, like, two weeks.

they said they closed down all of them

Sweden doesn't have the No-No Box dance to defend themselves with.

Shilling your thread kek here's a (You)

How do I decontaminate correctly my keys, wallet and phone once I get home?

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We have around 10K-50K people in isolation in their house, numbers might jump in the following days.

No they are not you twit.

I'm starting to stockpile tuna and brown rice. I've probably left things too late but at least I won't go hungry

Have you lads got someone to share the end of the world with or will you be alone in your hazmat suit?

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>broke 100k
I really hope none of you guys who aren't already infected are going out to eat at restaurants. This thing kills everyone of all ages, children and the young are not immune or safe.

>that wookie immediately ran when he started yelling
fuckin lmao

source: CDC and HHS estimates

>100K DETECTED
100K DETECTED
>100K DETECTED
100K DETECTED
>100K DETECTED
100K DETECTED
>100K DETECTED
100K DETECTED

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8082327/15-MILLION-people-die-best-case-coronavirus-scenario.html?ito=push-notification&ci=9235&si=1574521

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Aren't scandanavian bros immune?

How's Tel Aviv?

Defense against the chink infection union when?

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Have sudden onset dry heaving cough attacks, aches in joints, and zero energy. Is it corona?

>thread of desperate libshits trying so hard to derail Trump re-election with a flu
>A FUCKING FLU
Oh god why didn't you all just kill yourselves already?
Faggots. Everyone will forget about your chink sniffles in a week.

I hold my breath whenever I walk past Asian tourists.

brown rice gets bad much faster. I would prep with white rice.

Someone is going to snap in the region soon... we'll have war. Again. And it probably won't be the only one.
The entire fucking world is going to be ready to kill China soon. A lot of us already were.

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Rollin for Albania. I dig their flag. Better than ours.

>China 80,559 (3,042)
S. Korea 6,593 (42)
Iran 4,747 (124)
Italy 3,858 (148)
wtf how did we got surpassed by fucking Iran? that's not fair bros!

Do you have any peer-reviewed, empirical evidence to support your outlandish claim?

>barricade potential infected
>cremate them before testing
It actually makes sense. You can't confirm a case if they're bed behind closed doors, can't react the hospital or have already been cremated.
Based China

My best time so far

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>Australian national university
Dropped

>daily fail
AHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Choosing Moldova

Still too low. Anybody that can get it did get it.

>mfw they didn’t wash their hands

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Its not new, it was there in china from early on and now no one is entirely sure how much of each is where

>just listen to us laowai, we make good hospitals!

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the same CDC that still claimed that asymptotic spread was not possible like a month after everybody knew that wasn't the case?

She still needs Madagascar and Greenland.... even Coronachan struggles with them, and she is mighty.

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No, sadly.

OUR 2ND PLACE REEEEEEEE

But 70% of those 15 millions will be Chinese and/or boomers, r-right?

Nope. If you read too much corona stuff online your body will start mimicking the symptoms. Just chill out and go offline for a few days.

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It's gonna be fucking Albania of all things. Imagine if they turn out to be immune. I'd probably hang myself.

>Dead: 16million
lol, still only 16million.
How many days has it been stuck at 16million? Four days? Five days?

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S

Isopropyl alcohol

Welp it will definitely triple here than

There's always one 'peer reviewed' faggot in the crowd. First year?

>48 new cases in Madrid, Spain
What the fuck
Quarantine fucking when???

you might pass them again later today, dont give up hope

I always thought their flag looked like a shitty clothing brand
I'm rolling for bulgaria

Bulgaria all the way

wipe em down with some alcohol solution?

Do you recover from this or is it like hiv or herpes?

>ANU
I studied engineering there.
Dropped

You are aware that bulgaria's test kits are created in turkey, right?
The test kits that the turks claimed they provide results within 15 minutes with 100% accuracy.

The test kits that are the best in the world, but for some reason a person from Turkey that traveled from Constantinople to Indonesia was infected with the virus.

Don't be too optimistic, your despair will only be more heavy.

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the fuckers that survived mers are all incubating super mutations of covid, watch

>1234
>124
>4747
I swear to fucking god, they're pulling numbers out of their ass and not even trying

>tips hat

hot

Source?

Closing down schools and making one parent stay home is very effective in reducing connectivity.

you're fine, go hug some negros and mexicans to fight racism.

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Danish government finally admitted that shit is fucked in live press conference
>cancel all events with 1000+ participants
>avoid the metro in rush hour
>please sanitize your hands

We’re fucked

>factories and roads are closed
Now is the time to actually see the sky in Wuhan

So do you believe everything you see without any real evidence to back it up?

Coppи пидop, нo нa нac этo нe дeйcтвyeт. Cocни хyйцa.

This dude talks with authority

If you close the border with your enemy, they win.

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> 68 million people
Fuck fuck fuck

It will be like HIV and kill you once you are weak enough

they do live in shit already, probably immune

who else is getting a "happy 100k Corona-chan" cake today?

twitter.com/BNODesk

The number of confirmed coronavirus cases around the world has reached 100,000

HAPPENING

fukken saved for later

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Don't worry user, we'll catch up to them in about 6 hours

sweetie you couldn't understand a peer reviewed article even if we gave you one

add to sticky. world needs this.

coromap.info/

>. He did not travel, but his son returned from Venice, Italy, several weeks ago.
Lol imagine to be that one fucker who ruined entire country and caused hundreds of death.

just to be sure, stop eating burek and kebab

Yes I was telling everyone that it's pretty much among us already just not detected

Wingcuck harder kike

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it's basically SARS + AIDS
lifelong respiratory and immunity implications

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i have the same except the coughs.

Why hasn't Turkey reported any cases yet?

the smaller and poorer the country, the better its chance is
my money is on Montenegro

Lysol wipes and or alcohol in a spray bottle.
UV light.

Shit, good luck user. I think we promised to share our mask supplies with you if you need it.

Też mam taką niedzieję, anonie.
Pamiętaj, choroba NEETów się nie ima. Siedź w domu jak przyjdzie czas.

This panic mongering is going to hurt the Mail's brand for a very long time. There's already a blowback from normies on FB who got sick of being told they were going to starve after Brexit.

On the bright side I made $$profits$$ by buying my masks months ago.

Spent £35, now worth £1500.

Who said this was all bad?

Someone should buy that cunt a ride on Princess Cruises.

>peer reviewed article
its called a peer reviewed paper you bogan imbecile

FUCKING BASED, FINALLY!! Doing a fat bong rip in celebration.

its already there, they are just poor as shit.

like the 10th time I've seen this now. I will forever remember this boomertard as "marblefaggot"

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I dont know, reports on social media shows people rushing to get supplies, most of the country is joking about this virus.
I really hope Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem will get hit hard.
Oh yes, Im already expecting something heavier then the casual skirmishes we have with Gaza.
Im serving in the home front unit, if in case we get prepared for a war ill report here

>mfw this dude wearing a gp5
>mfw this dude looks like he's wearing an original filter
>mfw this man gunna die from asbestos

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I do know for a fact, without counting, that you do not have all your marbles, red or otherwise.

Take your meds schizo

>Coppи пидop, нo нa нac этo нe дeйcтвyeт. Cocни хyйцa.
I don't speak mongolian sorry

mate 15 to 70 million is a perfectly reasonable estimate.

Been coughing since the Carnaval.
I'm going to die ain't I?

Go to Lab.Oratory and shit in someones mouth. They'll lick you clean.

We did it, boys. Meme Magic wins again.

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That's not a big deal. Before other people wise up, go buy a small shower head & hose of appropriate length. Attach to the faucet in your toilet room or bathroom (get a splitter so that you can use both your normal shower head & the one for your toilet) and use it to wash your ass. Alternatively, if you know the very basics of anything pipe and plumbing related, attach it to your toilet's intake and drill a stand for it on a nearby wall. You just made yourself an improvised bidet. No more need for toilet paper, greatly improved sanitation & reduced haemorrhoid risk.

so glad I'm a loser hermit and won't kill my parents

>hundreds of deaths from sniffles
Lol.
>you don't agree with my retarded narrative so you must be kike
Try harder shareblue.

>1:39m "training exercises"
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah... that wasn't convincing at all.

Fuck me I have like a billion reward points

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why wouldn't you help him user

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Who done the estimate on the left

>@thespybrief

>going outside
ishygddt

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235882962996080640

>tfw smoker
Am i fugged?

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I want to punch this guy.

>12 dead in the US
>Trump is saying its just a cold, and people with it should still go to work
>Anyone that gets sick is too terrified of bankruptcy to seek medical care

You guys are fucked

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Iran recived 100.000 test kits from WHO

numbers are gonna go up

To be frank we are testing every person coming from infected countries and anyone can go and get tested. But we are also struggling with Flu B right now, worst it's been in 10 years here, it'd be funny if it was actually Corona and not the Flu but they didnt detect it

And it's march too, Italy is getting butt fucked, middle east suddenly had a spike. SO now all that is left is Brazillian bat populations and this guy will no longer be a spooky larp, 100's of millions soon brothers.

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Iran recived 100.000 test kits from WHO

Since we've officially reaches 100,000 cases, how long do you think it'll be before we get to 200,000 on the books?

No scientific evidence. Stop spreading fearmongering desinfo, shill.

some days ago I get infected with norovirus, I'm kinda worried if I could not avoid that infection, what will happen to me when I must defend myself from COVID-19, is there a real way to avoid viruses

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quitting isn't hard. i've quit smoking and drinking soda in the past month.

Be honest with me, cvg. Do you think we'll hit 0.5mil confirmed cases by the end of the month? Is there hope for a REAL happening and not just another shitty economic crisis?

He's lost his marbles.

Keys? Just dip them in boiling water.

I've been having these weird random dry coughs and shortness of breath too for a week now. It mostly happens around evening. My nose is still fine and I don't have any fever either.

Spain got 340 infected and 5 deaths

People who cough in really crowded areas recover. It’s all fine.

No, quite the opposite, the tar and other foreign agents stick to your lungs, creating a protective paste of sorts, there is evidence that smokers are more protected from pneumonia etc

*coof*

or just buy kitchen roll.

actually i made a mistake about my last post about replacments. Over 111 have been found so far

source

cov-glue.cvr.gla.ac.uk/#/replacement

trying to figure out a way to export all of these to an image

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NO YOU STUPID NIGGERS ARE FUCKING WRONG. I DROVE FROM OTA TO TOCHIGU TO NIKKO TODAY AND EVERY FUVKIBG CITY HAD SCHOOLS WITH CHILDREM AND FUCKING KIDS ON FUCKIBG BIKES WITH SCHOOL UNIFORMS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING IDIOTZ I JUST FUCJING SAW IT TODAY

Because it has the highest rate of incarcerated and imprisoned journalists on the planet.
Because they have made their own proprietary test kits that apparently find everyone to be healthy.
Because the sultan is getting desperate and the already strained public opinion can't take another hit.

The people in the parliament entered into a brawl just 2 days ago, it's mayhem. The reason being the invasion to syria, the 100+ deaths of soldiers, the 120 million dollars worth of UCAVs that have been destroyed, the daily pogroms between the various islamic breeds of shitskins, the weekly attempted terrorist attacks by jihadis and kurdish guerrilla, the economic crisis that's still raging.

croatia has 11 cases

It’s psychological