Stock market crash today

NYSE suspending trading today.

El Neato Mayor McFaggotstein

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Fuck it, let's do it. Don't mind the meme flag. Our country is dead. We pirates now.

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Except tomorrow is the weekend idiot

Fuckin hope so, I got a big buy order in that won't execute until the end of the day.

If everyones buying 3M masks right now, How come the stock is down?

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Everything else 3m makes besides medical gear is fucked. Adheasives, tape, paper, plastic films, paints. All done because the global economy will take a shit. Same with the tech they take royalties on. 3M can make all the masks in the world and they still won't turn a profit because of their fixed monthly costs.

Based
Teach them a lesson to move manufacturing to 3rd world hell holes

NO NO NO!!!
It's going to recover! 3%! IT HAS TO GO UP!
AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH MY 401k!!!

You might be right user. This is 4 and a half hours of market today

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fuck (((stock markets))) and its fluctuations nobody gives a shit.

people will when interest rates move which affects the currency

FED are bunch of retards. Do they really think lowering the interest rates will cure the coronavirus, or solve the supply and demand shock from china?

Stocks are going to go way up today or my post doesn't end in 8.

>or solve the supply and demand shock from china?
They're trying to make it cheaper for banks to lend cash to businesses so they economy can keep chugging along on fake money for a few months. At this point I doubt even with 0% interest; basically free money the banks will be willing to lend out since it's a giant shitshow right now and no one knows how bad it will get.

>FED are bunch of retards.
I think we all know who they are? If the markets continue to fall they will have to. I've just got a feeling we are playing in to China's hands in the long run, and they will gain the most once the market recovers (assuming this isn't deliberate to devalue the worlds markets)

If it does that then that'll pretty much be the bottom. I'll start buying at that point.

You hating boomers was a PSYOP so that billionaires could create a pandemic to shake out boomer assets, reconsolidate, and feed YOU, you fucking NEET, a steady stream of cloud services, airbnb, uber, and other slave-making instruments so that you never own ANYTHING.

This is an asset grab by the kike overlords and you will die a serf.

centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/

thinkglobalhealth.org/article/coronavirus-and-world-economy

stay poor faggots

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I see

Who else HODL here?
I'm already in the red anyway, so rather than risk losing out on an end to the panic (tried this before, got burned), I'll just ride out the crash until it recovers in a few years.

big if true

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HODL is the only surefire strategy

I was on the market in 2008.
This too shall pass.
My shit is down 40-50%, I'm holding.
Don't need the money now, so there's absolutely no reason to take the loss.

As contagious as cold and as curable as a cold.
When hopitals are overrun its 25% as deadly as ebola
No immunity, no vaccine in 20 years research

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_outbreak_by_country_and_territory#Outbreak_by_country_and_territory
Fatality rate is the ratio of dead to recovered, logical right? Then apply corrections

Keep rocking in your chair and repeat after me "its just a flu its just a flu its just a flu"
HODL

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jamie dimon is getting heart surgery. markets will not react positively

>he didn’t cash out when corona started spreading in China

Lmao
I’ll take my profits and reinvest at the bottom. Losers

>gets into cash
>fed makes cash worthless
>kikes trade worthless cash for assets
>win, somehow
sure thing bub

>nobody gives a shit
paycheck to paycheck poorfag detected

you'll have to pry my -70% stonks from my cold, dead hands

FED cant do anything, they have played their card and it didn't work.

>implying the kikes will close the stock market forever
>implying stock prices won't be back to previous levels eventually

>interrupt chinkshit production for 2 months
>world economy falters
Yeah, I'm thinking autarky and tariffs are based

Invest in IBIO. You won't regret it. They were built for this chain of events. Buy and hold.

My apocalypse plan is literally to get on my sailboat and raid shit, it’s already stocked with food Water and guns, I’m with you on the pirate shit.

10 year treasury down to 0.73%.
big investors are running for cover.

I just missed it

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I just started gaming on the stock market. The speculation reaches insane levels. There are companies that grew 2500% in a couple of days

Futures down 3% lol

I liquidated some stuff and hope to buy in cheap

Timing bottoms is a suckers game. Youre young and new to finance aren't you?

Chinese proverb: Man who pick bottom gets stinky finger

tell us more about timing your bottoms you leaf buttfucker

>tfw cashed out 2 months ago
thank god for early Yas Forums alarmism, and to think I was questioning my decision lmao cant wait for SICK GAINS. 401k passive investing retards get what they fucking deserve

If you need a loyal m8 I’m always carrying a membership card

Don't worry, those immigrants you hired over Americans will buy stock.

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Ok and?

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>no manufacturing
>money defaults to worthless

But why?

Dunno wtf you are talking about... my 401k was positive even in 2008, even if it did 0% in a rash it would still be better than most of your retards performance.

Lulz
Tvix payday
>Felksy good

hey poland your reading comprehension is polish

White meetup. No White Nationalists.

meetup2020.freeforums.net/ .....

>jobs report smashes expectations

happening cancelled, thanks trump!

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It's fucking happening

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I actually knew something like this would happen and told anons in the corona general to invest in silver and gold etc.
Eat shit.

Reddit on suicide watch

Forgot pic

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>flag

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Deutsche Bank defaults on monday

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youtube.com/watch?v=GL-kcDm6uzs

you'll get what you fucking deserve smoothbrain

Surprise. You can only tell me you want to kill me and everyone i love so many times before i think you're bad people that deserve to go broke.

I hope everything burns. For our inaction we deserve it. Pray for your families

Of course it didn't work.
They don't even know what supply chains are.

It's been dead for so long that the smell of putrefaction is overwhelming. Yet it still shamble around while moaning "Moneeeey moneeey"

We will have a crash like in 1929

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You can only crash the stock market so many times before people realize this is a fucking scam and people don’t blindly drop money in as they did before 2008.

Kikes have the weirdest way of viewing the world. They think money is the end all be all to every problem that could ever exist. They truly are an evil race

It's what you deserve for backstabbing American workers.

Dont shill your blog

If you find yourself in the great lakes area during a shit hits the fan situation come along, most of the nice sailboats are owned by old boomers who will never think to bug out on them too so bring as many people as you want and just take a boomers boat, brownies bar on lake saint Clair will be my last stop before I head out to bigger water if you want to hitch a ride. I have extra solar panels on my boat I can power about 2 more so just show up and start pirating right away by taking a boat.

Enjoy losing money, retard

Money is.

Dow futures is already-700

Cattle isn't supposed to talk to its owner.
Doesn't this just fuck over american workers? All of you morons are getting fired due to budget cuts.
People are only getting dumber.

I can't tell you about timing bottoms. Because I don't try to. If I'm going to long an asset I will wait until it shows signs of recovery. Signs of increased buy volume and decreased selling volume. When I first started I would try to time a bottom and then get stopped out all the time when it went lower. Or held on for huge loses when it kept going and I never used a stop.

YES YES YES!

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i see you stif l

As it turns out, when a bear shit on your markets, it does make a sound.

Livestock actually do make efforts to communicate when there are problems.

amp.newsobserver.com/news/article240950246.html

INVEST IN BLUE ANGELS. BUY IBIO. I REPEAT. BUY IBIO.