/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1643

*coof* *coof*
Everyone below this post is now infected

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First death just confirmed in the Netherlands

>imagine making a thread and filling it with relevant info time after time to facilitate discussion
absolutely BLESSED

say THANKS BASED ARGIE BAKER

:-)

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Whats the girls name?I don't remember

I wonder if North Korea is just getting ravaged right now.

;-)

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in Abe we trust.

BASED THANK YOU ARGIE BAKER

yle.fi/uutiset/3-11244809

3 NEW CASES IN FINLAND, IT ARRIVED TO MY HOMETOWN

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my gf is Asian and into roleplay. Her favorite thing now is cosplaying Corona-chan while we fuck. Life is good.

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Like your moms kekistani pussy .YER BOI!

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Thats not how those work. They could sell the debt but not call it in.

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They are smart enough to shoot invaders so I highly doubt that despite probably having to put down Chinese. Meanwhile western counties and King Retard of Israel say go to work, it's just the sniffles.

Priorities. I feel bad for any fed who thinks people aren't coming for them at this point.

Is this filter good enough to protect me?

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Remember, don't be racist.

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>Serbia +1

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Can we get deaths already? Normies are winning

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link?

yes

First death in the Netherlands! Here. We. Goooooooo

SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.

I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

Does this mean I am fine?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Danish prime minister
>s-so, we have 21 cases right now
>p-please, consider not having arrangements for more than 1000 people
>a-also, consider not travelling right now
>w-we made a website for you all to look at and get information from

We are so fucking weak.

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are you dutchfag? HIERR parool.nl/nederland/live-eerste-dode-door-corona-in-nederland~bacb69b4/?referer=https://www.google.com/

fin

did you clean your phone like i told you too? I KNOW YOU DIDN'T, DO IT NOW OR CORONA-CHAN WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

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And so it begins

Är du säker på att du bara inte hallucinerar på Corona?

lads I'm really skinny (like 17,something BMI) but not anorexic. How fucked am I if I get the virus? I feel like I fall in the 'frail / weak' category :(

What went wrong?

>have to wait another week for my gas mask to arrive
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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Does anyone else wonder what the fuck the prisons are going to do? I used to work for TDCJ as a guard during college. Units are 40% staffed at most places and there is virtually no control in the units. How the fuck are they going to combat it? Will the military have to step in?

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Lunglet I can hold my breath for 60 seconds.

>case
>case
>case
>case
>cluster
>cluster
>boom

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Meet the team that will come test corona patients to theirs houses

I feel safe already

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Aight I'm straight then cuz this bitch fits me good

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Everyone is staying inside and slowly dying in silence to preserve the Olympics.
You wouldn't complain would you? It would be put the Olympics in danger!
Shame on you if you report it at as new coronavirus!

Ed(ward) from Cowboy Beebop.

The end has come, find christ.

>glowniggers censor
>pope gets sick/dies
>(((italian flu)))
new ccp cases are italian travelers

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What I only see regions there where are the towns mentioned. Its important I might have to pull my child out of daycare

Another dunecoon from Iran confirmed infected in QLD. Why are they in Brisbane instead of Pozbourne?

>shipping working in this situation
you are fucked

I can hold my breath for a min and a half underwater when I am not sick

f

The Japanese government never cares about our lives at all
All they care about is economy
Just remember the ww2

The government just doesn't do testing That's why the numbers in this country is so fucking low

Yer nah but I also smoke a pack a day.

youtu.be/RbMXGtVPjbQ

They should be tried for crimes against humanity right after china

Kek, guys mask is pushing the fat of his head back. Mask too small?

Weight/height?

California quarantine by the end of next week.

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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poo nigger bum wank wee!

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They just found one medic positive in my 40k pop city, he was working in the geriatric hospital.
Now shit is gonna go down.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>laughs in peak prosperity

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>In the autumn of 1545, Charles was on his way (with his brother, the Dauphin) to Boulogne, which was under siege. On 6 September, they came across a cluster of houses that had been emptied and sealed off from the plague. Stating that "no son of a King of France ever died of plague", Charles entered some of the infected houses with his brother.

>Later that evening, after dining with his father and brother, he took suddenly ill, suffering from pain, a high fever, vomiting and shaking limbs.

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>have to wait another week for my gas mask to arrive

It will never arrive, you know it deep inside to be true.

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Well Oulu airport is probably the link he came trough.
Fuck this life, fuck this government.
I prepped before anyone else, luckily.

Based and telegram pilled (BTW for you normie fags, telegram is pretty secure and private).

187cm tall, i weigh about 58kg

to amerifags thats lik 6'1 and 128lbs

Accidentally left the discord server could someone post the invite link pls thanks

kill me pete

>peak prosperity

He's such a retard. Doctor boomer is far superior and way more grounded.

No seriously. For example Thailand has the surge in "viral pneumonia". We all know what that is. But everyone's ignoring Japan for now. Just a few new cases everyday that's it, life goes on. Do you really think old folks are just staying home to die to avoid corona stigma? That's my theory. Wasn't the testing supposed to ramp up?

If your lungs were in a serious condition, you wouldn't be able to hold it for 20 seconds. It would be extremely uncomfortable and you'd probably have a serious coughing fit while holding. This doesn't mean that you don't have Covid-19, just that currently you aren't in any immediate danger. That can change in a matter of hours or days. Get tested if you're worried. From what I know, it's just a cotton swab of the mouth. Bring your own Q-tips if you're worried that theirs might be infected. Go with mask & gloves too.

>be me
>Call work
>Can't come in
>I have corona
>Get drunk
>Mfw

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What do we know about the race of those infected in Europe and America?

age and preexisting conditions are the main factors. if you feel fit you should be okay but eat more. seriously. being skinny is not a fate. it just means you are consuming not enough calories

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I'm curious how people with RH- blood will deal with this virus. Since a lot of us are immune to things like toxoplasmosis and I personally have never been diagnosed with the normal A/B flu just colds every five or so years.

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Been gone for a couple weeks.
. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
sauce for this stuff?

So Tokyo will become super Wuhan, that's the only possible outcome.

based super spreader

You're toast.

One patient tests positive in the Vatican, at the heart of Europe's worst-hit country

bbc.com/news/live/world-asia-51764135

GET IN THE HONEY POT GOY, it’s perfectly safe ;^)

If you attach it to a mask...

yle.fi/uutiset/3-11244714

hus.fi/hus-tietoa/uutishuone/Sivut/HUSissa-todettu-kymmenes-koronavirustartunta.aspx

eksote.fi/eksote/ajankohtaista/2020/Sivut/Yhdellahenkilollaontodettukoronavirustartuntaetela-karjalassa.aspx
There you go bro

Nigger dimensions

Wish us luck bois

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ja
Dank

How would you rather they quarantine you now in your own home for the next 3 months. Happy then?

That means that Rome is already compromised

Oh noes....an old person died.

Can’t wait for the aftermath once Nurgle is finished his rounds

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How many niggers are there ITT lmao?!

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>Netherlands reports its first coronavirus death
Press F

A lot of San Francisco tech companies are switching to working from home today. The expectation is this is about to get bad and we should expect to work remotely for several months.

Imagine those tits smothering you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear as you coof weakly to death

Ya I know im 23 and i've always been this way so I feel fine, but I work as a model (not even joking) and need to remain skinny. no other underlying health conditions.

Guys can we all agree upon that the death rate is actually higher than 3.5%? Just do the math we almost got 100k infected and 3.4k deaths, China hid alot of the dead by not event esting them nor accounting pneumonia to them. I think the real deathrate might be as high as 4% or even more.

Kastrup still open?

you're tiny

you got too cocky

I don’t disagree with you, but I still watch his shit daily.

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Thanks slavbro

Make yourself eat, skeletor.
Jesus. Chug melted ice-cream if you have to.

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NIGGER here flights to Italy are not even on a list of not recommended, Idiots are waiting for WHO to call it a pandemic before that they are not even doing anything, We are beyond fucked fren.

>IMPLYING IT ISNT ALREADY
try harder

That would be fascist. They will do nothing and just let it consume them.

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His autism is just reeking, but yea based af

>tfw ywn marry and fug an autistic qt like Ed
Corona-chan, I am ready, pls take me.

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I'm hoping Tokyo can somehow keep the charade up until the Olympics desu but I would also be surprised if pandemic wasn't announced by then

My workplace (hospital) has just now finally implemented precautions for WuFlu.
Granted, it's minimal and shit, but at least it's something:

>Entrance to hospital is now limited for front during visiting hours, redirected to ER after 9pm
>Anyone who walks through the doors is screened, including employees and doctors
>Screening process at entrance includes two questions: have you had a fever, cough, OR respiratory problems in the past 14 days; have you come into contact with an individual who has been diagnosed with nCoV
>visitors who answer yes to either question will be turned away
>patients who say yes to both questions are immediately routed to ER and diagnosed

Image for posterity.
ID (South East Idaho)

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DANISH PRIME MINISTER:
>we recommend people cancel events with more than 1000 people
>Journalist: How come it's just a recommendation?
>well, let's just say it's a recommendation that we expect to be followed

That's a nice way of saying "DO IT, OR WE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP".

One today, next week ten or so. A couple weeks after that and it'll be 1000 or so "old people" a day. What don't you understand about exponential growth?