/ptg/ - President Trump General - Abwehr Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Mini Mike, you're easy! 3/5/20
pic.twitter.com/rxFiqSB9RQ
>Pres Trump @FoxNews Town Hall in Scranton PA 3/5/20
youtu.be/VVcbmisaTUo (pt1)
youtu.be/sM56D2yu-9s (pt2)
youtu.be/QtnlC1HuMIk (pt3)
>Pres Trump arrives in Avoca PA 3/5/20
youtu.be/BmrTYb652dY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/5/20
youtu.be/fDGgZyen65s
youtu.be/BaF3czq7zEw
>Pres Trump departs WH 3/5/20
youtu.be/sT8e5oYYfnQ
>VP Pence @WA Emergency Ops Center in Tacoma 3/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470112-101/ (Gov Inslee)
c-span.org/video/?470112-1/ (Roundtable)
c-span.org/video/?470112-102/ (News Conf)
>VP Pence arrives in Tacoma WA 3/5/20
youtu.be/xtD1RFO2WjQ
>VP Pence @3M in Maplewood MN 3/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470086-1/ (Comments)
c-span.org/video/?470086-101/ (Gov Walz &CEO Roman)
c-span.org/video/?470086-102/ (Presser)
>VP Pence arrives in Minneapolis MN 3/5/20
youtu.be/bi3NRgZuCv4
>AG IronBarr/ActDHSSec Wolf Launch Initiative against pizza 3/5/20
youtu.be/-gY6g7pKvqk
>Giuliani on Dobbs 3/5/20
youtu.be/g_KTTnHMgvg
>Corona-chan Task Force comments to reporters 3/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470068-1/
c-span.org/video/?470068-2/
>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/5/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6138655512001
youtu.be/vZ325Beb7w4
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 3/5/20
youtu.be/VTwMe0OjiUM

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MAGA
NEW BAKER NEEDED

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We all make mistakes
Im gomenasai

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MAGA!

awoo

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>Im gomenasai
S-sorry I violated federal law at you...

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ooh cool!
now do it for trump
i'll wait

wacky Bernie wins: two terms two scoops
sleepy Joe wins: the trump has been stumped

Except Trump
Right, Joe?

>now do it for trump
But user, Trump did nothing wrong.

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Implying Trump would lose to Biden

>We all make mistakes.

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Is he still going to be censured?

i'm finally dead
nn faggots

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No, Satan, he's not.

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no democrat left has a chance to beat trump

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MIGA
I'll bake the next one!

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Good morning everyone.

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youtu.be/UiWY0iRLV94

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Rats...also, Serena, not Satan.

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Hoping for a good Super Tuesday video soon.

>Has Cenk ever been right about anything?
OH NO NO NO NO

>Philippines records 2 new confirmed coronavirus cases one coming from Japan and 1 local man
>Total 5 victims
ITS OVER

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>We all make mistakes
Not all of us make them go away, though.

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That video was removed from YouTube search results. No matter how you search for it or scroll through all the pages, it won’t show up.
I didn’t know JewTube was deliberately manipulating results like that.

youtu.be/x3TjuE_KFyg

Hope they don’t remove this new meltdown video, too.

>Rats...also, Serena, not Satan.
o, sorry, I haven't picked up on your autism enough to identify you yet

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“Simp” seems ti be the new cool kid word. Replacing “lit” and “nigga”. Before I make an ass out of myself at the office: that is an old wrestling term for someone who believes WWE is real?

Lick my ass hole Bernouts! Israel #1

MAGA

I kinda wish he had won.

The beer virus is so lackluster.
I think it's the new way of saying "beta orbiter".

Don't you mean MIGA?

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It means someone who idolizes mediocre pussy and if you use it at the office then RIP

Fuck off anti-Semite!

Get ready to cry some more in November libkek

That's okay. Just look for the poster calling niggers communists, and you'll know it might be me.

Economy's about to tank. Guess it's time for another tax cut for the rich.

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>memeflag shills
Memeflags and homosexuality often overlap.

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OH NO NO NO

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN HAHAHAHAHHA

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>Outbreak happens
>Businesses closed
>Wagie anons regrets not getting the $1000 NEETBUX

Bernie and Biden voters are retarded.
Yang is a visionary

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Schumer showing more strength of character than Trump ever had.

And RBG could probably still kick Trump's ass in a fight.

>That's okay. Just look for the poster calling niggers communists, and you'll know it might be me.
lotta those going around though

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>another dip to buy

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I don't see what's so visionary about open borders and slapping gun companies with fines over stuff they cannot control.

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Good, now you know that Serena is omnipresent.

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It's all a dip when it never comes back

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Trump is crashing the country with no survivors with corona.

And then Trump won

The idiots who go MUH tax cut for the rich are often MUH Russia types. Along with the types who drone on about Trump is going to get us into WW3.

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we all make mistakes, and we deal with them in unique ways, joe kills his mistakes in cold blood

Moron, idiot or sucker

I make only 70k a year my paychecks are bigger
Get a better accountant or a real job

>Good, now you know that Serena is omnipresent.
You should really earn your notoriety. Like when I see an ancap flag or a gay cat or a 2hu anime girl.

>It's all a dip when it never comes back
It's just a bug going around, it's not an existential threat like an emu.

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>independent media
paid for by google, one of yogurt's donors

The day Lori gets justice is the day his dumb face is never posted again.

MIGA AWOOO!

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Say it all you want loser, we'll still outvote you fucking fags this year.

have sex

Get a job, your taxes would have been cut (Starbucks doesn't count-- and don't "durjurrr" just because you work at dutch bros lol)

holy shit!

just finished watching the Trump town hall from yesterday. 10/10

MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN 2020

hehe hahah hohohoho hhahaha hehehehehe

Many such cases

I turned it off after he started talking about his polls on corona virus.

Yeah i'm not a fan about him speaking about corona virus, I take everything he say about the virus with a grain of salt. but everything else was beautiful

Hell yeah! Zion Don 2020!

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Heil Adolf Donald Hitlerump.

I'll probably listen to it sometime tomorrow or later today.