My pozzed as shit country that can't do fuck all when it comes to actual governing is only effective when it comes to pozzing it. Does any fellow leaf know how to (legally, preferably) get raw milk here?
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RAW MILK
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You're fucked, loser.
>laughs while I down a glass of organic, raw milk from grass-fed/pasture-raised cows
Buy a cow.
Then insert coom, slaughter the calves, rinse and repeat ... it's a messy business. It's not like getting eggs from chickens.
Easier to just get wife pregnant, feed the baby formula and keep her lactating.
What are the benefits of drinking unpasteurized milk in your opinion? I've drank it for a time and didn't witness any effects other than ofc being quite content after a 50cL glass because its obviously creamier.
milk women
Once again - Australia.
Fuck if I know. That was just my first thought on how to get raw milk.
A goat would probably be more practical.
IN CANADA, MILK COMES IN BAGS
unpasterized milk is only milk you should drink
of course you should steam sterilize container and wash cows tits before milking it
but after that it's the true milc cause it has good bacteria in it
also it's rich in fat and proteins
so yeah if you wanna drink milk, drink unprocessed one
they do double as lawn mowers
try going to a dairy farm, idiot.
>t. Dumb fucking slavpole who knows nothing about anything giving advice on something he knows nothing about but due to his insane psychopathic Slav ape brain he thinks this is what he needs
Someday I hope Russia or Germany finishes the job and exterminates every fucking Slav pole faggot.
"ew, I have to touch a cow? But that involves going outside."
It’s ILLEGAL you FAT FUCK. My nation is POZZED beyond belief.
Just buy a cow
>Raw milk
Your country is non white
What the fuck mate just go buy some
Beyond fucking retarded
Bet you're a townie
> Healthier skin, hair and nails
Nutrient absorption
Stronger immune system
Reduced allergies
Increased bone density
Neurological support
Weight loss
Help building lean muscle mass
Better digestion
There is actually so many other benefits. It is the superfood. It is the food that put Europeans into the stratosphere in the 19th century when it became accessible to everyone. And my country, the first western country that will undoubtedly collapse due to how pozzed it is, has gone out of its way to make it illegal. Even cowshares. There is jail time for this.
You only option is probably to find a willing cow-owner and purchase it directly.
Get to know some farmers Satan leaf... it’s not rocket science but if you pull up like a narc they’re gonna think your in Trudeau’s army or some militant animal rights terrorist... find a farm supply place or just go act interested in their trucks or something
Make friends with a farmer, or find Amish people. There are Amish in Canada.
Do you folks live in the actual sticks or do you drive to bumfuck Falmouth every week to collect dividends on your share of a cow?
If you stimulate your own mammary glands regularly you can literally milk yourself. It is not a sex specific organ. Females just have hormones levels that promote it.
Do it, faggot. You're Canadian. It won't even be weird.
What the hell happen paki? does raw milk rustle your jimmies?
I'll think of you in an hour OP when I am chugging my first big glass of the day. Imagine not living in PA.
just get a bitch and suck on some titty milk you faggot. Take her antibodies or whatever so she becomes a part of you, then dump her ass and find the next girl to titty suckle.
Get all of the antibodies so that you may become the ultimate lifeform.
>milk women
sweet nectar
unpasteurized milk is sold for animal consumption
I tittysuckle all the time to lessen the risk of a kid. Also because I like it. No milk tho
I've always wondered how they keep milking cows lactating, is this seriously how they do it?
No wonder milk is so fucked up if the poor cowies are constantly having their calves turned into veal.
>Hey man, got some illegal milk for sale?
This is comically ridiculous.
Buy a cow fag
>pasteurisation is a jewish ploy!!!
pol pls
Theres an ACTUAL reason for ban on raw milk.
Its called
FUCKING RABIES
Happened to a shitload of old farmer-boomers in Ma. Theyd all go to local cow farm cafe , eat fresh chicken eggs and raw milk. Cow gets bitten by rabies bat , raccoon what ever , cow fies foaming at mouth farmer cafe gets closed down and 450 old retards need mega RABIES SHOTS
>how to get milk
1. Stop speaking like a nigger.
2. Get a cow.
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raw milk is dangerous
Yeah I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason to ban the commercial sale of raw milk, but surely they don't try to enforce it for small volume private sales.
Drive to a farm .
I've been getting it from the source for years. Ur mom.
find a jewess with big khazar milkers and pay her some shekels
Well don't get the rabies milk then. Jesus. Think a little.
How many Falmouths do you know that are high society urban centers?
Milk in Canada is literally as close to raw as is sensible. There's no hormones or chemicals, it's just pasteurized. If you're desperate, just buy a dairy cow for home use and don't buy the dairy quota that goes along with it. The quota is the expensive part, you can buy dairy cows for under $2k each, and a milk separator is under $400 used. Dairy cows aren't super expensive to feed or house, especially if you live in southern Ontario or BC and can have them graze for a lot of the year.
Small volume anything is too hard to control, be it marijuana or milk. Alot of time theres animal/farm Co-Op's that small farms sell thru . Had an Ex-Inlaw that was small time Goats & Rabbits farmer, raw goat milk for kids with cow allergies, live baby goats for greek easter slaughter and rabbits (meat/fur or pets), word of mouth and private slaughterhouses etc.
But the cow rabies story is true. It happened few years back couple towns from me. Cow cafe still in business old people are just stupid
Does rabies actually just show up enough for this to be a problem? Where i live it's not a thing but there's a pretty ridiculous pet quarantine because of it. Like months. Maybe i underestimate the risk of rabies.
buy a cow, or goat
Just ask a farmer leafbro. Personally i can't stand raw milk. Nasty af
this polak is extremely intelligent probably a full 30 or 40 iq points above the slavebrain britbongs responding
move to München. There you can get it fresh one tuesday and thursday. Tastes fucking great
the bacteria in the milk help you digest it. So even if you have intolerance you can still drink it
Based and milkpilled.
Wait is this true? I'm mildly lactose intolerant because nip and i was wondering if i could even eat real cheese.
Suck off a cow
i was just thinking about this the other day actually my friend was raised on raw milk from his grandfather and hes almost 7 foot tall he's muscular too but he doesn't even work out.
his grandfather died a little while back and he sadly can't get raw milk anymore now because it's highly illegal here in faggot leaf cuckland.
real cheese made from raw milk does taste better. I see you are posting from burgerland. The stuff you call cheese has nothing to do with the real thing. Ive been living in Switzerland for 20 years. So i kinda know what im talking about :)
But i dont know if the befit of being able to eat it carries over from the milk...
benefit
but being nip can cancel all of that because you dont produce any of the enzyme to digest milk. Just not in your genetic code...
I've heard this. But the lactose tolerance effect being killed by pasteurization is new to me. I'm pretty ok. If i chug a pint of American whole milk I'll have some amazing farts.
Fuck i really like cheese. I'll go somewhere and try it eventually. I've only ever had 'real' Italian stuff and i feel like that probably barely counts.
>Wait is this true?
Yes. The enzymes you need to properly digest milk are killed by pasteurization process. If you're sensitive to milk you probably still don't want to over do it, but I can do raw milk while store bought milk puts my gut in a knot for a day.
If you live in the country it's not hard to find someone with some dairy cows.
cow milk for cows human milk for humans