/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1642

>NEWS
Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Virus affects blood circulation
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Nurses refused testing by CDC
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White House admits they lack tests
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French lawmaker tests positive
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>RESEARCH
Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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Testicular damage
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Resistant to antivirals
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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Bodies must be cremated
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>REMINDER
Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 98,775 ► Died: 3,390

>LATEST CASES
09:25: First case in Vatican City.
09:18: First case in Serbia.
09:17: First case in Cameroon. Patient is a French citizen.
08:21: 23 new cases in Norway.
08:15: 134 new cases in Germany.
08:10: 309 new cases in South Korea.
07:30: 10 new cases in Austria.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,559 (3,042) ► International 18,216 (348): S. Korea 6,593 (42) Italy 3,858 (148) Iran 3,513 (108) D. Princess 696 (6) France 423 (7) Japan 364 (6) Spain 282 (3) USA 233 (14) Switzerland 122 (1) UK 116 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Norway 97 (1) Australia 60 (2) Thailand 47 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 36 (3) S. Marino 21 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 555 Singapore 117 Sweden 94 Netherlands 82 Kuwait 58 Bahrain 55 Malaysia 55 Belgium 50 Canada 48 Austria 43 Iceland 35 Greece 31 India 31 UAE 28 Denmark 20 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Finland 15 Ecuador 13 Ireland 13 Czechia 12 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Georgia 9 Portugal 9 Brazil 8 Qatar 8 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 Romania 6 Slovenia 6 Estonia 5 S. Arabia 5 N. Zealand 4 Russia 4 Senegal 4 Chile 4 Hungary 4 Egypt 3 Indonesia 2 Luxembourg 2 Morocco 2 Argentina 2 Bosnia 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Cameroon 1 Costa Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Holy See 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 Serbia 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +150 (+30) USA +12 (+2) Norway +3 (+1) S. Korea +309 Germany +10 Switzerland +2 Canada +11 India +1 Finland +3 Pakistan +1 Philippines +2 Bhutan +1 Cameroon +1 Holy See +1 Serbia +1 Total +508 (+33)

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thanks user you're the best bread baker

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I looked at a map that had China on it. Am I now infected?

SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.

I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

Can someone explain why there's 0 death cases in Germany?

welcome back argie OP. did you sleep well?

>Dead: 3,388
lol, still only 3,388.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,388? Four days? Five days?

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IS A SINGLE BLACK PERSON INFECTED???
IF NOT, WHY DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT IS??

IMMUNITY??

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>holy see
Vatican confirmed, yes!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
TAKE YOU TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE, BIGOT

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1235847090141425665

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i heard theres 1

Clustered in younger people probably. Even if some of them will die it will be weeks later.

It was reported by the Internet that tens of thousands of sparrows were stopped at the intersection of a village in Sanmiaoqian Township, Shenyang, Jiangxi, and were not allowed to pass. What happened to the crows and sparrows this year? Is there a scientific and reasonable explanation?
youtube.com/watch?v=UFWg1yky6Io

Scores of seagulls 'drop like flies' on a Horowhenua Beach
NZ
stuff.co.nz/manawatu-standard/news/120090346/scores-of-seagulls-drop-like-flies-on-a-horowhenua-beach

What's going on?

RIP sharks

Has there ever been a tripfag more desperate for attention? Fuck off faggot.

MAP UPDATE
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Not testing, i would bet the first infected black people will be detected in America.

RIP pope
Who will lick nigger feet now?

Burger in Bitterballenland.
Its here, in North Brabant, talks of soft lockdowns in the region (schools, social events, etc. turned off). The locals don't seem to be reacting at all. I've been pressing my coworkers since early Jan to think about stocking up at home. I am the groups emergency management planner after all. They all kind of scoffed and laughed...not so much now.

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Anybody know where I can get some tiger penis?

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Post yfw you prepped right before normies started to rush for masks, hydroalcoholic solution, and basic cans.

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all those people are going to die lol

stay mad faggot

bros there are no customers anymore I'm so fucking bored

>545 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>2 in serious condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

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Hahahahahaha
>dream on

punished by.. you know the thing

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It's 5AM in Canada, Gary. You should be getting more sleep. Sometimes I worry about your health.

I feel like we have forgot about this legend frens.

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I have a fever and sore throat, here in summer which is weird, I aint getting tested but make sure to wash my hands before I feed my dogs because that's all I care about

something fowl in the air

I quit my job and am leaving San Jose this Sunday. I hope I'm not being a retard.

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Where?

god wills it.

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I would rather coof my lungs out and shit blood than eat sauerkraut, but the rest is breddy good

I will not forget.

His name was Chen Qiushi.

>ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST
I prefer death, danke.

F

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wtf jesus? pope is kill?

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Morning Gary!

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best of luck user

Zhejiang had 1,215 cases and 1 death. Jiangsu had 631 case and 0 deaths. Eat dog to get immunity.

>leers creepily and proceeds to give a back rub

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>Antichrist alive
>Rapture set to happen
>Corona-chan kills Antichrist before rapture happens
>Rapture cancelled

bought my FFP3 masks a month ago, $40 for 10, no they're $100 for 10

bought a litre hand sanitizer a month ago, no you can't find any in stock

prepped two weeks ago, soon food will run out

god i love being high iq

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Bad time for tiger and what ever else they convince themselves grinding up works

Hi Gary

Norway hits 100, welcome us to the club

You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.

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oh, and best of all, shorted the market and I'm making money without doing anything

also, now* not no

You've been replaced, gary.

kek

Where are these namefags coming from all of a sudden?
Not you Gary you're welcome always.

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Estonia 10

thanks. everyone I know thinks I'm crazy, I feel like I am a little tbqh but this shit is making me go insane

The detected cases are either new or the information is flowing slowly.
In addition, the Germans might be more thorough in investigating the potential cause of death.
Adding to this, it might simply be that German health services are better prepared, and the detected cases are simply healthier and in less of a critical condition.

>Spain 282 (3)
5 dead, not 3. Also friendly reminder the dead:recovered ratio in Spain is 5:1

>every single government shill account tweets the exact same "save the masks for muh health workers" bullshit

uhhh yeah kindly fuck right off, if stuff is in a store it is fair game to be bought by the public. You and "muh health workers" should have prepared better back in January instead of being commie enablers

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I have to go to bed, but I know someone who may have the virus. What illness related questions would people like me to ask them? I'll do what I can and report back in a few days.

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damn her tiddies are nice

Tipp topp tommel opp!

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Erbsensuppe is based, but Weißwurst sucks, I agree on that

Kek

even if everything calms down virus wise, you'll be out of one of the worst areas to be full of panicking people. so you're doin' the right thing user

It's weak. Only deaths here are the extremely old. Lot of normies who have had direct exposure to it don't even get it.

More heroic-measures life support ECMOs.

cheers

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>Netherlands reports first death from coronavirus; patient was 86 years old
>Netherlands reports first death from coronavirus; patient was 86 years old
>Netherlands reports first death from coronavirus; patient was 86 years old

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235869727479627778

>I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed
Yeh, most of them confirmed by Chinese news outlets in the middle of a propaganda war. Chink commies vs Trump

WEEDCOUNTRY HAVE HOS FIRST DEATH
>WEEDCOUNTRY HAVE HOS FIRST DEATH

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1st toothpaste dead

Where do namefags and other cancer usually comes from? It's r/ptg/ of course.

glad jeg ikke bor i norge men belgia er også fucked ganske snart, er jeg sikker på

Prime Minister of Denmark has called for a press meeting in 20 minutes about new measures being put into effect against the outbreak.

Curious what will happen now.

I have graduated well beyond panic, to where I now already live with the potential for infection as an everyday part of life. Most people in Denmark haven't even acknowledged that the virus might have an effect on their lives yet.

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>86 years old
a nothingburger

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