Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - It's just the flu bro Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=mL3xW5dbO_w
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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youtu.be/tnuvqhd0Eyo
archive.is/BHXa1
archive.is/AHqU6
youtube.com/watch?v=FT36za3Gyos
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Mortality Rate 0,5%
>56 million infected , 280k deaths
Mortality Rate 1%
>56 million infected , 560k deaths
Mortality Rate 2%
>56 million infected , 1112k deaths
Mortality Rate 3,4% - current WHO estimate
>56 million infected , 1904k deaths

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good lad! making proper Kraut bread before creatura comes and makes a mockery of it

>1904k deaths
not nearly enough

Kraut/pol/ is my precious

>100 years after Italy annexed South Tyrol
Laughs in Habsburg-Lothringen.

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Germany has twice the infected than America. I would be freaking out in your hole.

Du hast sie doch nicht mehr alle. Die Vergangenheit ist heute vollkommen bedeutungslos.

>not nearly enough

Agreed.

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no worries though, if enough get the blessing of pappa, the shit will go down and mortality rate will start approaching 90%

He has cute hair, I want to touch it.

... and if all else fails we could still "speed things up" a bit. Btw I've come across the idea of a "nuclear shaped charge" again ... might be a nice project ... just rivet a nuke to a very very veeeery sturdy door to reflect the blast in one direction.

>Hey Rabbi ... could I ... uhm ... borrow that door of yours for a sec? :DD

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Have you thought through the Manifest Destiny implications of this nuclear shaped charge idea of yours? Look up Project Orion and Nuclear Pulse Propulsion if you haven't.

Time for work, where my heroin needle junky, tattoo'd, rap-blasting "i'm da toughest nigga" listening coworkers will report me for saying nigger due to being "offended".

Quite so, yes :)

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Oh yeah, cya later KP. Do some pushups while I'm gone. Gotta keep you looking sexy for me. /slapsyourbutt

>Habsburg-Lothringen
do you know they are already balls deep into your, so hated, EU? Ah, and they give 0 fucks about you, yourself being part of "the many"

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>Oh yeah, cya later KP. Do some pushups while I'm gone. Gotta keep you looking sexy for me. /slapsyourbutt
KP = Kerstinposter, and this post exposes you as the ultra homosexual nazi LARPer we've always known you to be

> pic unrelated

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320 cases in nrw. Wtf is going on?

>Atomhohlladungsgeschoss
*excited moss noises

it's just a flu, bro

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>arbeite in einer Kanlzlei
>lauter scharfe Schnecken
A young busty one was walking around in a loose white shirt like Denise Richards in Wild Things. How can I control my urges?

Iran just dramatically increased its coronalevel, it's over 100k now.

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How come no German dies of this virus?

>Reiche erschießen? - Rainer Mausfelds "Angst und Macht"
youtu.be/DQyji51tjEc

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>How come no German dies of this virus?
supremacy LARP, the deaths are not reported officially as coronadeaths to make it seem as if the German health ministry is actually competent. Yes, it's that obvious.

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checked, also your pic

also post audiobook or pdf and not a freaking 50 minute video, we have to manage our bitcoint financed right-wing terror networks secretly.

>270k deaths
MUUUHHHH DIIIIIIIIIICK

I knew you would like the idea! :D

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By arsefondling ... you might just explode at one point otherwise.

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retirement systems are happy too

>Nazi photo album made from HUMAN SKIN of a death camp victim is discovered after collector noticed book cover had 'a tattoo, human hair and bad smell'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8077785/Nazi-photo-album-HUMAN-SKIN-death-camp-victim-discovered.html

Sometimes the Daily Mail publishes really dumb stuff online.

I only posted it because Mausfeld was regularly referenced two or three years ago by a couple of posters. Not really interesting for anyone else, because those long videos... well, they're just Kaiser.

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>Bad Smell
Wow are they like implying that jews smell?
Daily Mail is so antisemitic.
Imagine the smell

>Türkischer Botschafter Ceyhun und EU-Abgeordneter Mandl über die Flüchtlingskrise
youtu.be/tnuvqhd0Eyo

They show some funny stuff in the first minute. Not sure one needs to watch anymore of those buffoons though.

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No I think it's an additive they put in the gassssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Holy shit just imagine when Merkel gets Corona. AHHHH MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD!

>nothings says "game over" like a nuke launched from the orbit
fucking underrated actor!

Hilft auch nichts, euer ganzes Land ist durch und durch verjudet.

I hope she dies on camera so I can put it on repeat while jerking off.

>fucking underrated actor!

Digits confirm!!! Fugg, I'd watch the movie for the bloody madlad only. He ded btw ... F!

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> mfw reserved accommodation & train tickets to Bolzano yesterday
at this point I don't care anymore, #yolo.

Just in case if I get infected:
what is the guarantee alike? Will I be sent home and told to avoid public places as much as possible until the symptoms are over?

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> boomers get wiped along with Corona
> Grüne surge into the biggest party of Goymoney
The idea turns my dick into diamonds

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>he ded
oh fuck... just watched superb miniseries with him and didn't even know!
F!

>Ein amerikanisches Gericht hat die Abschiebung eines Deutschen angeordnet, weil dieser 1945 Wachmann in einem Konzentrationslager war. Der im US-Gliedstaat Tennessee ansässige Friedrich Karl B. habe 1945 «freiwillig als bewaffneter Gefängniswächter in einem Konzentrationslager gedient » und damit das Vorgehen des Naziregimes unterstützt, erklärte Richterin Rebecca Holt. Er habe gestanden, als Wachmann in einem Aussenlager des Hamburger Konzentrationslagers Neuengamme nahe dem niedersächsischen Meppen Gefangene bewacht zu haben, erklärte das US-Justizministerium am Donnerstag. B. beziehe eine deutsche Rente, unter anderem auch für seinen «Kriegsdienst». Das Justizministerium machte keine Angaben zum Alter des Mannes. Es blieb auch unklar, seit wann er in den USA lebte.
dpa

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Yeah, just realized it myself. Good night, sweet prince ... :(

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Peak pizzerino decadence
> Wine instead of water out of the tap
archive.is/BHXa1

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Ach, du Kleiner. Die Grünen! ROFL

>Paxton underwent open heart surgery to repair the damaged heart valve and his aorta on February 14, 2017.
>Eleven days later, on February 25, 2017, at age 61, Paxton died of a stroke.
oh for fuck's sake!

Got a cold and a pretty bad cough but no one is willing to test me.
No wonder the numbers are still that low.

Yeah ... fugg shit dangit, srlsy. But operating heart valve always runs with residual risk of big clots even with anticoagulants. Wonder if he found the express elevator to Valhalla in the end ...

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>Ja, vieles deutet darauf hin, dass die Epidemie von einem Markt mit Wildtieren aus Verbreitung gefunden hat. Aber nachdem das kapriziöse Virus einmal seinen Weg zum Menschen gefunden hat, ist dieses Detail für die Eindämmung unerheblich.
Gastkommentar von Doris Fischer und Maximilian Meyer in the Neue Zuercher Zeitung

Isn't this how they handled HIV/AIDS too and now we've still got all kind of conspiracy theories about this? And how is the cause of an infection not essential to know? Are these guys even physicians?

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Should I buy Wirecard or Infineon now or wait longer? Not sure if Wirecard will go down a lot more.

>2milion dead
Does that mean we now have space for new rapefugees?

Imagine merkel dying of it
The public will go balistic

>2milion dead
Does that mean we now have space for new rapefugees?

>FPDler stürzen, weil er mit AfD Stimmen gewählt wurde.
>Mit einfacher Mehrheit im effektiv 6. Wahlgang gewählt werden.
>Nem AfDler für den Landtagsvizepräsidentsposten die Stimme geben.

In was für epischen Zeiten wir leben dürfen.

archive.is/AHqU6

Sind nur halt nicht 0,5% sondern 3,4%; jedenfalls global betrachtet. Wie die Sterblichkeit in Deutschland aussieht, sehen wir in ein paar Monaten.

>Seit der Finanzkrise in den Jahren 2008/2009 läuft die Geldpolitik der massgebenden Notenbanken darauf hinaus, jegliche aufkommenden realen Schwierigkeiten mit Liquidität auszuschwemmen. So wurden marode Staatshaushalte «gerettet» und wieder kapitalmarktfähig gemacht, ja die Risikoprämien für Schuldner jeglicher Provenienz und Bonität faktisch eliminiert und Geld zum Nulltarif zur Verfügung gestellt, um Projekte unbesehen ihrer Zukunftsfähigkeit zu finanzieren und zu ermöglichen.
>Dieser Zustand von Wirtschaft, Staaten und Gesellschaft ist weit davon entfernt, ein natürlicher zu sein. Denn wo eigentlich Knappheiten die Verteilung von Ressourcen bestimmen sollten, herrscht Überfluss; es gibt so etwas wie eine hedonistische Finanzierungskultur für oftmals unwesentliche Zwecke. Das ging bis heute und so lange gut, als die Geldschwemme keine Teuerung auszulösen in der Lage war, weil sich irgendwo in der globalisierten Welt immer ein noch günstiger anbietender Produzent finden liess.
>Die Krise um das Coronavirus hat nun das Zeug, die diesbezüglichen Vorzeichen zu verändern. Erstmals seit 40 Jahren könnte sich durch eine reale Güterverknappung wieder die Idee von Teuerung und Inflation ins System einnisten und um sich greifen, wie das uns das neuartige Halblebewesen derzeit vormacht.
Konrad Hummler

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>Herzfehler als Baby
Nun geh ich drauf, weil irgendein Reisfresser meinte, er muss ne Fledermaussuppe essen. Nennt man das Globalisierung?

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nice thing, this epidemic will show every single day what an incompetent failure the Merkel and her Red Green regime is.

>Germany has twice the infected than America. I would be freaking out in your hole.

Your people are too afraid to go the doctor because they're afraid of the costs.

>Merkel red green
Don't insult the SPD faggoot.