If your hands dont look like this you are not white

Ok

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Say bratan, can you fix my car for me?

Disgusting.

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Why does your wrist have a muffin top?
Why are there so many mutilated freaks on here .

based

I keep wondering whether the whole world has such ugly hands or is it just Yas Forums

Ancient egyptians were white confirmed

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Yes, the longer the condition persists then the worse the stretch will be

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sure is comfortably numb in here

Am I white?

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In the USA, yes.

Sorry about your severe allergic reaction/other medical condition!

Yeah sure why not, do you enjoy being white, fellow white?

heart,liver,kidneys are in bad shape by that picture.

>Illuminati confirmed

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Ethnic Somalian here

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In America, probably.

Lung cancer?

Criminally underrated

Bullshit. That’s a prime Briton hand

Yep, brown-haired/brown-eyed indigenous Briton from the north and proud.

To the FBI, yes.

Am I white?

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>when her profile says curvy

nice

Based. I grew up in Cambridgeshire. I used to be that pale. The sun is much more intense here. Brown hair, green eyes.

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My wrists are quite skinny. I'm 187cm my weight is only 90 I'm hitting gym regularly.

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You don’t work out, amirite?

Why do you all have ugly ass misshaped hands? I have perfect harmonious manly hands.

Depends, is that cat thinking about pies?

Why don’t your work in latex gloves?

Why do you ask?

Based, do you have Celtic relatives? I assume 'cause of the green eyes? I guess you're mainly an Anglo-Saxon though right? I'm from one of the only parts of England that retained the Brythonnic genes and a lot of linguistic features. I love my green and pleasant land like nothing else and would die not for the government but for a single hair on England's head.

Because he needs to feel what he is doing and isnt afraid of a little grease on his hands.

Ow.

>White

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Why you niggers, spics and poos don’t fucking clip your nails? Why? Disgusting

Excuse me mine are perfect

If your hands look like that, you're off to the braaap barn to produce methane to fuel space exploration.

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Pretty sure you have serious health issues if your thumb looks like that. Clubbed fingers, look it up

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Literally subhuman.
>t. alpha

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Because I want to see if I was right making this conclusion from looking at your hands

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This. A lot of shit need precision. Sometimes I even remove my working gloves.

Does that dude bleed acid?

No, in the same way that pregnant women don't end up with a kangaroo pouch

cant squeeze the trigger
LMAO

That's just the cuff making it look like that

I, too, have seen Alien.

You can still feel everything in latex gloves. It’s not about being afraid to get your hands dirty, it’s about fucking up your skin pores

Seriously just Wana stab it.

I work in an office.
Women often tell me i have a super sexy deep voice and its turning them on.
The same women also told me i have sexy, manly hands.

2 compliments i never expected to hear.
Good stuff.

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you can tell it's not obesity because even the hands of morbidly obese people are actually not that swollen

yes welcome to the ethnostate

>Windows blast him!

I put on a special lotion before work. It's fine

>Poolander
>Deep sexi voice

Hahahsbahah

Look at this guys hands.

youtube.com/watch?v=LcwGao1kSrI

Yep, hes jewish.

this person put their hands in dry ice or something. its swollen, not fat. wrists would be far fatter

of course, especially when compared to high pitched girly austrian low T voices.

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Ok, good to hear. Now I’m calm. Carry on brother

Jewish hands look like that. No tendons, veins, or knuckles.

sauce:
he had been injecting high-dose sublingual buprenorphine for more than 5 years, preferentially in the wrist either into or around the veins, three to four times a day.
has hepatitis too lmao

fake and gay

skin contracts after a while

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How the fuck do you get hands like this? I'm a fatass and my hands are skinny

Polish, Russian, Slovakian are more tender than say Czech or Belorussian. I don’t know what this pole is all about

It looks like you stuck your thumb in your mouth and blew them up looney-toon style.

imagine the handjobs

EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE NAO

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Those are croissants

Are you a garbage pail kid?

Thank you

My family name started in England after the battle of 1066, my family was on the winning side and awarded an estate. But they made bad play after bad play, you know how politics were when you weren't aligned with the denomination/monarch currently exploiting their position.
Green and pleasant is right, although the rain and overcast days can make it hard to appreciate the nature. Otherwise it is all easy to explore. Me and my friends would explore everyday, what else for kids to do in the middle of nowhere? I walked to school everyday with my younger brother, along an old Roman road, past an old church and through a small wooded area to a village with less than 50 homes and a school with ~70 kids. Best way to grow up.